Fucking finally. Sports as they were meant to be, the most sublime genetic specimen supported by the very best cutting edge medicine and technology has to offer. No false pretense, no stopping after offseason, pure unadulterated juiced to the gills human beasts. Absolute roidkino.
I find it hard to believe that chungus amungus there is going to swim very fast. Love how his jerkin arm is way bigger than his left though.
>>220681221Reminder that a great athlete that uses drugs is better than great athletes that don't
>>220681249he will be paid $1.4 million if he breaks 50m WR and he's well on track to do so
>>220681249Nigga its out angling
>>220681221>the most sublime genetic specimen supported by the very best cutting edge medicine and technologyFalse premise. The genetically gifted are identified and funneled into real professional sports from a young age, where many get steroids anyway as a matter of course. These are the genetic rejects desperately using juice to cope with their natural inferiority. The freak show should be entertaining, though, probably some massive synthol blowouts.
>>220681221Aren’t all those illegal
Do you take drugs Timmy?
>>220681393No.
>>220681393>Aren’t all those illegalNot if you have a "doctor's prescription" like that sunburnt roidtrranny RFK Jr.
>ozempic drastically improves body composition in short periods of time>a miracle drug seen as a godsend with wide societal acclaim>testosterone drastically improves body composition in short periods of time>socially shunned, made fun of, widely seen as a weak man's crutchreally makes you think
>>220681393Of course they are, you wouldn't want your male population to be strong, self-confident, and brave. That would be terrible for (((democracy))).
>>220681447Nobody thinks that, everyone is on test, zoomers openly use it despite being in their 20s. After trannies drug companies realize they can sell hormones to the public and nobody cares about long term consequences.
>>220681485> In February 2025, businessman Donald Trump Jr. said that his venture fund 1789 Capital would be involved in an investment round, saying "The Enhanced Games represent the future – real competition, real freedom, and real records being smashed. This is about excellence, innovation, and American dominance on the world stage – something the MAGA movement is all about."It explains why Don Jr. is so invested in this.
>>220681374I kind of agree and this is not really new. Anyone who knows about strongman and powerlifting competitions knows they allow roids and are full of these dudes. They're all bald and bloated. No attractive dude would let himself become that just to squat the heaviest barbell or lift the heaviest stone. It's for dudes whose only cope is being the thiccest, most bloated, specimen capable of lifting the heaviest objects in highly specific situations.
>>220681716Wow! What a fascinating and thought-provoking perspective>*crushes your skull in his palm like a rotten pear*
>>220681221No, this is a perversion of the human form.
>>220681787This guy is one of the biggest crybabies in Strongman. He's a total diva.
>>220681221Yes. I will laugh at them when they don't break any records.
>>220681620>I think selling testosterone as a pharmaceutical medicine is a mostly NEW concept because of the policital compaign about transvestites/transexuals.>Everybody uses extra hormones!>Because trannies!>Always have!
>>220681716Since the dawn of time men of merit sought great renown by accomplishing great feats of strength. Their likenesses might not have survived but their deeds echo through eternity; their legends testamet to the simple undeniable fact: they lived. You don't. You're gay. Nietzsche speaks of this. BAP speaks of this.
>>220681447made me think for all of 2 seconds>ozempic: everyone>test: menthat's why it's taboo
>>220681911>find a new market>expand on it>no that never happenedWhatever men, and I do mean men.
>>220681357For one armed men maybe kek>>220681359kek
>>220681716actually true>t. 6'4 185 lbs handsome athlete
>>220681620I'm a zoomer and not on any drugs. You sound like my former friend who became a drug addict. In the months before that, he was trying to give himself license to abuse drugs by claiming every famous or successful person was also abusing drugs.
>>220681917Well if a gay twitter celeb said so
>>220681221Vegas should legalize cocaine
>>220681447>>220681620How do they even create or harvest testosterone? Are random men kidnapped and killed and harvested?
>>220681221Call me when they have real cybernetic enhancements and people with genes edited before birth to optimize them into perfect athletesright now this is just pathetic larping
>>220681964Its a very real and common trend, and its true, most if not all successful person use or used to abuse drugs, and so most failures.
>>220682007have you heard of the field of chemistry before?
>>220681249we can’t see his left tricep, you ignorant fool
>>220682024>realYes.>commonSituational.And not "recent" at all.If you want to point to exactly "hormones" or "test," their (ab)use has been a famous and overlooked misbehavior for easily 100 years. Even longer if considering natural diet sources.If you want to keep a vague and all-encompassing subject of "real, common, everyone, always," then it's like you don't think alcohol existed until you turned 21 last year; Budweiser is super modern and beer didn't exist pre-Y2K.
>>220681249He's actually left-handed
>>220681839Agree with this.
The whole thing is transhumanism. You can't complain about troons and then cheer for this.
>>220682024It's only common among athletes. Most successful people outside sports just work harder than you or were born with certain advantages. I'm warning you that your reasoning leads down the path of becoming a junkie, thinking you know secrets of the elite, or convincing yourself you will never 'make it' without drugs.
>>220681858a diva with 12plate deadlift
>>220681639>jeet is organizing this>trump is investing in this>most athletes will be white and probably get fucked up and addicted to drugsOH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>220681336Reminder 2: Even the "greatest" female athletes can't compete with mediocre teenage male athletes
>>220682220Not only that but he's a Thiel protege and a faggot as well (surprise)Here's your accelerationist future for you, Internet chuds
>>220681221I feel like everyone participating would have that weird HGH skin and gross tattoos everywhere.
>>220681639>the future is doing shitloads of drugs to "smash" records of people not doing drugsLolThe Trump family is straight up spiritual fucking cancer.
>>220681357but he cant break the record since every agency that would validate it requires drug testing
>>220682295Rippetoe psyoped a generation of lifters into growing gigantic asses with t-rex thighs. This is the next stage.
>>220682430who gives a FUCK nigga lmao you either run 8 second 100m or you dont i do not care about your faggy ass federation approval of methods used
>>220682220you just described hollywood
>>220682195I thought you meant actors and athletes and stuff. Those are always on something, but if there was a drug for working hard, everyone would be doing it.Don't look up adderall.
>>220682511>jeets>hollywood
>>220682220>addicted to drugsbait or retarded?
>>220681221So, like an honest version of the Olympics where everyone is on gear and not just the Americans?
Every single Olympic athlete roids or uses PEDs.We need to stop pretending they don't.Even figure skaters use PEDs.
>>220681221Our roided up guy is going to beat your roided up guy.
>>220682406I think the funny part is Donald despite his always being insane is officially a Teetotaler (although many claim he's been prescribed ADHD meds, his general disposition would make him seem like that would be something most psychiatrists would diagnose him with) The more this second term goes on the more I realize that everything Donald Trump said about Hunter Biden was just a veiled attack on Don Jr.
Wow, let's take some washed up division 4 athletes and pump them full of cheap Chinese tren until their hearts explode. Surely they will destroy Olympic records.
>>220682220>>220682295Are you guys ready to admit capitalism is a spiritual cancer?We need a culturally conservative socialism to save the West.
>>220682834That's called the Olympics, yes.
>>220682007just get a special breed of yeast to make it
What do you call mentally ill attention seekers who take sex hormones and other drugs to force unhealthy and unnatural changes to their bodies?
>>220682941People loved liveleak.
it'll be a flop since no actually talented athlete will risk their entire career for this pump and dump
>>220681221I can't believe it took this long to have this.
>>220683057/pol/
>>220683097AFAIK it's mostly retirees
>>220683057I call them the name they identify as because it's respectful
>>220683057"People who will vote me to governmental polical offices if I lie to them, saying that I support their sick perspectives?"
Se were going to get a bunch new data on the effects of various chemicals combined with heavy activity on the human body. If consenting adults want to willingly subject themselves to experiments using their own body then let em go for it.
>>220683097that's the thing, elite athletes are already doping, they just have to be extremely careful about it.I'm sure if elite athletes could dope freely as powerlifters or the old UFC, they could improve their stats, but not really by much. All the people competing have to be average schmucks or dudes that couldn't compete with elite athletes using the same doping
>>220683132who cares then?the concept is about athletes pushing themselves beyond their limits, instead you get a bunch of used-up second raters doing their best for one last gasp of relevancy.unless they actually get them breaking records left and right it'll be a complete failure
>>220681221Meh, watch it just be some gay "[Enhanced™] athlete takes substances just veeery slightly above the amount that gets a regular athlete banned" instead of the roided monstrosity kino it's advertised as
>>220683316One of them did actually break a world record earlier this yearOf course no one recognizes it as officialhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristian_Gkolomeev#Enhanced_Games
>>220683316Tell that to your daughter when she decides, after 1 year running in her freshman year of high school track & field (and losing), to start demanding you pay for hormonal drugs so she can get faster than Clarkson County in Jacksonville, MO!I'm sure it will be a hard decision for you to tell her "no" and you'll struggle, deeply, about not supporting her illicit substance abuse.I'm sure when she asks for cocaine or boxwine, you'll just hop on over to your kitchen cupboard and hand out her share, though!
>>220681249Buddy, you're on 4chan and you haven't noticed that angles can be deceptive? Every single whore does the one leg back trick.
>>220683316We'll get data on the potential of various performance enhancing drugs and therapies on older people or people recovering from injuries. This entire event is just a bunch of medical trials dressed up as a competition.
I'd be more interested in sports with people who have robot parts or something. Top atheletes probably already do everything that is considered grey area and not against rules and have access to expensive training shit that nobody in real life have access to without serious financial backing
>>220681221The pretense that no one touches drugs atleast reduced how much drugs each athelete was taking. Removing that pretense, you're gonna have people die of roid overdoses in the first week since they are all trying harder to compete with other roid heads. This is degenerate and should not be praised.
I'd rather watch a show about coked up wild animals fighting to the death in a cage or pit
Watching sports is always boring as shit, the only entertaining value this can have is if>they fail beating records despite roidmaxxing>someone dies
>>220682805Only chinese and russians
>>220683619Romans had it good with the colleseum, sadly today's namby pamby poofter culture would never allow itThey cry about bullfighting constantly
My gut says even if people get into it and it becomes mainstream in some sense, someone will have a heart attack kidney, or liver failure and it will all fall apart. Could be a neat freak show though
>>220681221The fatal flaw about the enhanced games is that they have third rate athletes on steroids. They wont break any records because first rate athletes already take steroids
>>220681485>that picT isn’t illegal.Steroids are banned becuase they cause your dick yo go limp and strokes and life love heart problems, but 22 year olds are too stupid to plan for society taking care of them from age 40-80
>>220683760>WebmIt really is sideways after all
>>220681485>Of course they are, you wouldn't want your male population to be strong, self-confident, and brave. That would be terrible for (((democracy))).let me guess you are not American, under 40, or are uninsured. soon as you hit 40 american doctors start pushing test supplements on you. Lots of health benefits, but it also destroys your bodies natural ability to produce test so you're basically stuck on it for life, which has lots of benefits for the people selling it.
>>220681221>sports where people use drugs!>look inside>exact same as regular sports
>>220683446Women are deceptive
>>220681249His arm is just rotated my retard
DUDE STEROIDS LMAO
>>220681221Why was this same basic concept of roided out retards doing shit so kino in the 80s and 90s but so cringe today?
>>220684258>100meter race>some dude's heart just gives out mid race>no one gives a shit as he's on the track lifeless>only cheer the winnerThis is going to be wild
>>220681221Inb4 niggas dropping dead in the middle of it
We will be there
>>220683760bruh
they'll still be less enhanced than real athletes
