edition>previously on /trek/>>220848984
star trek sex with shran
https://youtu.be/yeKZmIfhEJM
>>220873693Brunt is such a cuck
if you were O'Brien and your wife was pa wraithed why wouldn't you just nuke the wormhole and take the win
>>220873743is that fucking Behr back there
Olympic class
>>220873646You won, Shranny.
>>220873720I respect O'Brien as a union man but the fact that he allowed Kieko to return to normal in Season 6, Episode 7 is something I cannot tolerate
>>220873831i know because I hold True and Honest love for Shran in my heart and that makes me a winner
MISTA QWORF I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT YA KLINGON CULTCHA SAYSWHEN YOU WEAR DAT UNIFORM YOU ARE A STAFLEET OFFICA!!
>>220873852Realistically they would’ve just let the crewmembers remain kids, if not for the fact it was a tv show, since it’s too dangerous to try and reverse the process with the tp. Although I’m sure there’s a dozen other ways to age people quickly in the future if they really wished to
they should install carpet on uss athena refit
oy vey…he just learned about them secondhand, from a biased source, 30 seconds ago. Where’s the living witness EMH when you need him?
>>220873646star trek sex with wesley
>>220874162Reversing the process wasn't that dangerous once O'Brien sobered up.
>>220873814Comfy assignment
>>220873814Should’ve been Ozempic class amiright? Talk about a heifer!
>>220874160>offika
The holodeck is escapism
>>220874417>Ozempic classheh. brb, renaming my sto olympic>>220874464no u
>>220874498 forgot the sub
picard is not racist
picard is racist
this picard is racist
>>220874585>>220874586nice
>>220874409who's the guy in the white shirt on the left?
>>220874618George Hawkins/Darem Reymi
Something that has always bothered me; Vulcans are freakishly strong and Romulans are almost physically identical. So why aren't Romulans depicted as being able to toss around people as well?
>>220874665they are though
>>220874665Alien races are only strong when the plot demands it.
Big.Titty.Romulan.Girlfriend.
>>220874665They don't know that people aren't strong like them.
Itty.Bitty.Titty.Rommy.Mommy.
>>220874752>>220874799GREENNIPPLES
>>220874835Green pussy lips too.
>>220874835>>220874869They don't have green lips so no green nips
Ezri, ya gotta balance that meal more. Add some heckin' beans or lentils.
>>220875350beans are not vegetables dumbass
>>220875395It is to add the other part of the amino acids which the rice lacks.
if Ezri Dax died of malnutrition nothing of value would be lost
>>220875406oh. i'm going to kms now.
>>220875443don't be so hard on yourself.
>>220875264I feel like a couple of episodes could deradicalize Ye. >The Jews are your not your enemies, Mr. West.>That would be the Cardassians. With a C and not a K
>>220874166this webm infuriates me
>>220874166this webm invigorates me
Voyager, but the captain isn't schizophrenic.
Star Trek Spinoff with the crew consisting of;Quark. Morn. Neelix. Worf. Tuvix. And Dax but just the Symbiant in a water box with a microphone.
>>220875569>>220875586that webm chrodirates me
>>220875680who's morn?
>>220875680The new think tank.
>>220875680how can there be a neelix if there's a tuvix you redundantly crutaneous munktoon
>>220875705the dude in the OP pic.
>>220875705
>>220875733>>220875738oh.
>>220875731a lot is possible with transporter pattern buffers.
>>220874656Nice evolution
>>220875836damn you got me
>>220875738I know toy ratings are different from TV ratings, but the idea of a four year old watching DS9 is so funny. >Little Timmy watching Far Beyond the Stars
>>220875731Tuvix came back from the future
>>220875836transporters are murder machines
alright.. I'm on the very last episode of DS9...
FVVVVUARRRRK it is.. an hour and 30 minutes.. long.
>>220873743All of the shit with Quark’s mother was insufferable tripe.
>>220875964>computer, activate 2x playback
>>220873743>>220875987by the end of DS9 Ferenginar lost its uniqueness.
>>220875987absolutely wrong. The Magnificent Ferengi is one of the best episodes
>>220876026its true. thats how much ds9 sucks
i will not like /trek/ be slid
>>220876393let*
I've grown nostalgic for the /tv/ of 10 or so years ago. It's always a delight going through any folder and finding ancient banepost-related shit, even if it's as simple as someone doing the CIA pose.
>>220876442
so was picard on a date with this thing? They were sitting awfully close
>>220876393what was her recommendation?
>>220876442Mid 2010s /tv/ was awful. It was the same 10 threads at the same times every day. The whole board was stuck in a timeloop for years. It’s only gotten slightly better lately with all the woke movies and shows failing spectacularly.
>>220876493they don't need social distancing in the future
>>220876493That's his homunculus flesh golem to transfer his consciousness to in the event of his death.
>>220876493Same people
imagine if when they went into the Pah Wraith Fire caves, they saw people drinking some sorta frothy sodas and saying 'Paahhhhhhhh'
>>220876576What if they were Paw-wraiths instead :3
>>220876592that's cute. Imagine they are cat people and have froth moustaches as they drink their sodas and say 'Pahhhhhh'
>the ultimate evil final boss was introduced in a Keiko 'sode that opens with Quark talking about Rom wading through shit and closes with a joke about bacon giving Rom diarrheaThis will never not be funny to me.
>>220876657>Pah Wraiths : 1 kill>Prophets : Billions dead
>>220876442>Quark, I'm DS9>>220876532You sound like the absolute worst kind of poster.
>>220876518well they did sign the non-aggression pact so I guess it was a positive one
>>220876518>>220876953oh but just so you know if I remember correctly Sisko also said it was probably a good idea for them to sign it for their own safety
>>220875896Early DS9 tried getting kids on board with Jake and Nog, they had a few Jake B-plots in the first couple seasons, and they also had those kids books about Jake and Nog having adventures
>>220875896honestly kids will be as smart as you let them be. if you show them real tv shows and stuff at an early age instead of just baby slop all the time they will get something out of it.
>>220876657>the Dominion were introduced in an episode that started with Sisko, Jake, and Nog going on a camping trip where Quark invites himself and complains nonstop
>>220874743Cardassians and Jem Hadar are the same way, they are both supposed to be really strong but the writers forget that unless the scene requires it like Dukat backhanding a bitch half way down a corridor. Semi related, i'm re watching House of Quark and just realized something: Is it just me or does Quark kill an unusual amount of people for someone who is supposed to be a pacifist wimp?
>>220877075>: Is it just me or does Quark kill an unusual amount of people for someone who is supposed to be a pacifist wimp?That's his character development. Becoming brave enough to kill or do the right thing.
>>220874359Go back to hell, Gene.
I like Archer, even if he's kind of a dunce.
ok that montage of Bashir and O'Brien at the end tugged at my heart strings.
>>220877290truly a bromance for the ages
>>220877266he really comes into form in season 4.
>>220877123I think he kills more than Garak, not even counting all the indirect deaths. It is one of those little things that takes a while for you to realize, like how no one ever comments on the fact that Damar has an unusually high level of technical and engineering skills. >Figures out Klingon technology within half a hour including fixing a cloaking device>Installs a planetary defense phaser on a cargo ship>Creates holographic disguise system>Hacks Klingon central command>Takes down mine field>Rigs untraceable transporter accidents>Designs orbital weapons platforms that can shrug off entire Galaxy wings worth of firepowerDudes a freaking genius.
>>220877075Klingons too. Picard solos like 3 of them once. I think Kira beats up a fewIn my head I just say that they’ve been living in low gravity or something as cope
>>220877301It is in top tier of bromances along with Gilgamesh and Enkidu, Fred and Barney, and ...
>>220877385>I think he kills more than Garakthat's part of Garak's journey: he learns to stop resorting to violence and start nurturing empathy
>>220877419Spartacus and Varro.
people love to glaze Garak but honestly the only time I actually enjoyed him is when he dropped the mask and just started murking people. that was always hype to me.
>>220877419Vorenus and Pullo.
>>220877419J.D. and Turk
>>220877419Kirk and Spock
>>220877419Yogi and Boo-boo...
>>220877419Achilles and Patroclus!
Morn should of sung at the end of DS9.
>>220877492I think Armin wanted Morn to say the last line.
>>220877451>>220877431Last ep Kira is trying to give him a pep talk about a free Cardassia and all that crap and Garak is like 'nope, i'll just do revenge'While on the subject i wonder if Damar and Kira had the 'you would have shot Zial in my place, imagine if it was Sisko's kid that was a traitor' talk.
>>220877541Ziyal was an innocent pure soul there's no one Kira would have entertained that kind of talk
>>220877615no way*
>>220877615Yeah but at some point Kira had to deal with the issue otherwise she would have killed Damar.
ItWasA Fire Hazard
what does it mean?
>>220873635Why was every single Klingon episode in TNG peak kino?
>>220877982Jews.
>>220877947It's in a nebula
>>220875896My first exposure to the word 'nigger' was an episode of Family Matters. So >>220877004 this Anon is right.
>>220876973It kept Bajor out of the fighting.
>>220876973The dominion was better for Bajor than the federation
>>220877056The first time we hear the word 'Dominion' is when Zek sends Quark to buy tulaberry wine from Shao Kahn.
>>220877075Quark gets some kills during AR-558 too.
>>220873635>I'm sorry Mr. Morn, I must ask you to state that verbally for the record.
>>220877451It's no coincidence that the often cited best episode of the series (and/or the franchise) is a Garak episode. Pale Moonlight FTW.
>>220878605
>>220877541You now remember Garak went to jail for a while fter his fight with Worf when he tried to genocide the Founders by nuking them with a jury rigged Defiant.
“I find it fascinating that humans frequently seek insight through conversation. The exchange of ideas appears to be both an informational and a social activity.”
>the often cited best episode of the series (and/or the franchise)I try my best not to hate mallfags but goddamn
the transporter isn't transportation. It's a machine that politely deletes you and sends a replacement
Computer: 'Warning, hull breach imminent.'
What's the most dangerous job in Starfleet, and why is it being the console directly in front of the captain?
>>220878647ooh massa
>>220878728this
>>220878728>And that’s a good thing!
>>220878728No, that's not how it works.>but the scien--Don't care, Trek isn't hard sci-fi and technology in the Trekverse just exists to serve a narrative purpose.
>>220879397>i-its a tv show !!!! nerd pilpul
>>220878728you can put the newest pop-science in there. we're at quantum entanglement now I believe
I just came here to do two things, drink beer and gargle big Klingon balls
>>220879437
>>220878756idk they seem to roll through admirals pretty fast too
>>220879521
im so glad nutrek is dead
>>220876442That stupid forced bullshit killed this board.
>>220877988Feel free to fuck off any time.
glup shitto
>>220879602Nutrek will never sleep. Nutrek will never die. Kurtzman. Is. God.
uh-oh
I have big hopes for this young man
>>220879397in general the transporter kills you and generates a copy on the other end. This is even reflected in the show and is why there ends up being two separate versions of Riker
Lieutenant junior grade Hector Ilario nooo
I have big hopes for this young melon
Bloody MaryBloody Mary
>>220877075>supposed to be a pacifist wimp?you fundamentally misunderstand quark. he is not principled pacifist, he is a bar owner in a wild part of space where open violence is unprofitable.>Rule of Acquisition 161. Never kill a customer, unless you make more profit out of his death than out of his lifeQuark believes in Ferengi religion which clearly has multiple passages justifying acts of violence. If he were, for instance, a weapons smuggler, his perspective on killing would be appropriately profitable for that line of work
>>220877982lighting and framing, which was better on 90s tv then modern cinema because the institutional knowledge was still being passed on back then
>>220873743Nog packing some heat
having a trill friend must be wild
>>220877901she really gets how to look like a cornered animal seeing red
>>220880018the existence of katra disproves your theory
>>220880790Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>220880849i specifically excluded that on for a... "s p e c i a l" list
>>220880777Not really, since all parts of a person copied, personality etc..Katra isnt any different than that.
transporters, ftl travel, what else is trek magic? replicators?
>>220879519I took a second to look for Saddam
>>220880880Wrong, since katra is metaphysical
I finished DS9. That show made it so that you miss the characters. Hope VOY does the same.
>>220880963Is it? Vulcans are aliens, just becuase it seems metaphysical doesnt mean it is. Q seems to be God, but he isn't he is just a very advanced alien.
>Time travel? Stupid, can't exist. Gods? Stupid can't exist. Katra? Why ofcourse our metaphysical souls are totally real, how dare you question it xenophobe.
>>220881024It is. Also Q is most definitely metaphysical. Stop being obtuse.
the implication of the katra is that vulcans have souls but nobody else does. they're a sort of unique people, chosen even.
>>220881268Q only appears metaphysical from our perspective. He doesnt every demonstrate anything actually metaphysical. Other Q are able to counter him, Crystaline entity attacks him. He and other Q are extreme advanced beings not metaphysical entities. That Katra being metaphysical means that souls are real, and apparently only Vulcans have them? Why would that be? After all, all the alpha quadrant species are distilled from a single species, so all them should have it.
>>220881329infinite diversity everywhere but vulcan
star trek sex with david corwin
/trek/ sex with shranny
>>220881005im up to the last episode of voy, and....nope. ive grown to like the characters but theyre just not as good on the whole. and the story wasnt developed nearly as well as ds9. the second to last episode of the series i just watched could've been moved to anywhere in season 4-7 and it would've made no difference
>>220880186Should have been Odo with the rifle using it to spy on Kira getting railed by Quark
star /trek/ the stalest forced memes
>>220881923
>>220881930why kiss-then-PUNCH why not PUNCH-then-kiss?
Oldtrek lost
>>220882941
>>220882937NuTrek cancelled at last
>>220883071They're just reworking it.
Tal Celes
>>220883737I'd brutally occupy her desu
>>220883322Yeppies! We'll be back...and stronger than ever!
I always thought it'd be neat if they eventually brought back the crew member who left in The Corbomite Maneuver. >They brought Mudd back...And he's one of the best characters in STD so far>SPOCK>SPOCK>SPOCKNimoy had already died early in pre-production, super disrespectful how they just sprinkle his name over the script like some fucked up black magic ceremony involving his ashes to keep the show running.
in star trek the universe is controlled by the power of imagination
>>220884341NuTrek has no original ideas so they smash the nostalgia button over and over. TNG and DS9 had callbacks to TOS as well, but they were either easier eggs or used to enhance the story they built.
>>220880790>era 3No
>>220883032Boardies (non /trek/ users) get really defensive over the dumb jewjew movies for some reason
>>220881930He-Man!
>>220880330I was never completely sure Quark wasn’t just making up the rules as needed
>>220881912He has better options
>>220885564They're real, but there is also a rule that says, "When no rule applies, make one up."
The good wormhole aliens vs bad wormhole aliens arc is absolutely retarded
>>220885788Dunno why VOY gets flak when DS9 has 2+ major shit story arcs as it's main story.>It's a simple premiseVS>EPIC WAR SETUP>Help! We're sick!+Non-sequiter good vs evil aliens. It was LoTR all along too
>>220885788Hating the crusty old hag is fun as heck though
>>220885903>>It's a simple premiseMore like it's premise is a lie. Which is honestly not a problem for me, I'm perfectly fine with "TNG with a different cast" because it fills that void after finishing TNG. I just think 90% of its individual scripts are mediocre at best. The Doctor is the most beloved character likely because Picardo was allowed to improv some of his lines.
>>220886071Agreed. I'm just at the end of season 3 of Voyager and I'm enjoying it a lot, but it doesn't leverage its premise all that well. I'd be fine with that if it were at least more adventurous like TOS, but even then most of its aliens are standard Berman-era forehead fodder and the plots are more often than not very TNG.Being TNG Again isn't a bad thing, but there are other missteps that make it feel more like TNG But Worse. DS9's last couple seasons are hurt a lot by focusing on a serialized story that sort of sucks, but even the first few seasons have a ton of standout episodes that set it apart and feel distinct. There are episodes of TNG you could tweak into DS9 episodes and vice versa, but I never felt like the shows as a whole were occupying the same niche.
>>220885906S7 is completely retarded but Duck Hat boning space pope will never not be funny
>>220880849
>I realize what you've lost, but there is simply no way I am letting you erase the past 15 years of Trek history, Anon.
>>220886499All I'm doing is making sure TNG gets that fifth movie and ENT is guaranteed seven seasons!
>>220886499You can't stop me Geordi, and by the time I'm done you'll be back in that fucking visor too.
Now that it's been made public that the "Wang was on the chopping block" rumor is false and Jennifer Lien was let go because of declining mental health, "Fury" is even more sickening. Story by Berman and Braga, i.e. the two people responsible for firing her. The whole eppy (I wouldn't dare call this a 'sode) is basically the VOY producers saying>Hey, don't blame *us* for your problems, bitch! We gave you 3 years of steady pay!Sickening story from people sicker in the heart than Jen was in her head.
>>220886796I don't even consider this ep to be canon because of how spiteful it feels.To be fair though Lien was a drug addict on top of everything else and there was no way a television production was gonna have that.
>>220886290I find Voyager more rewatchable than TNG despite TNG's higher highs. TNG feels a little too stuffy at points.
Because nobody on television does drugs.
>>220886915Jennifer kept showing up late to work during S3 and she'd be high on meth. A show with a tight production schedule as Star Trek wasn't going to tolerate it.
>>220886967Meth(od) acting
>>220886994i bet mulgrew is who got her hooked
>Old Trek bad because actors had to show up at 5 AM five days a week for most of the year to have their makeup put on and sit through long shoots to get 26 episodes put in the can >New Trek good because the actors only have to film their scenes for like a week since there's only 10 episodes and the rest is just filled in with CGI made in India
>>220886904It is less stuffy. Voyager is more relaxed and casual, which is one aspect of its premise it adequately reflects: it makes sense that these people would ease up.It's just a hard show to make a case for unless you've seen everything else and want more Star Trek. TOS, TNG, and DS9 all sell themselves without much effort. Voyager is tougher, especially since it's no longer tethered to a network identity. It's still good, though. I even like Neelix.
>>220887244archer was 100% right to protect the xindi insectoid hachlings he just went a little too far with it
>>220886994>Neelix, we need to cook
>>220887244>the literal ONE episode Archer actually behaves in the upstanding morally clear way you would naturally expect a Starfleet captain to>it's only because he was literally mind controlled by spores >THIS is the thing the crew is about to mutiny over instead of all the other times he put them at risk due to actual incompetence yeah I kinda fucking hate this show man
>>220887492faithless, heartless even
>>220887538you know it would be one thing if the crew was like>Man, Archer is actually really out of character right now by actually doing the right thing, I think he may not be in his right mindbut no, the entire crew was actually against him in concept. like, they literally didn't think these Xindi babies were worth trying to save. how is that heart? that's not how Starfleet people should act. very disheartening and sickening episode all around.
>>220886994Just. Say. No.
Star Trek Sex with TAS Nyota Uhura
>>220887653They're not Starfleet
>>220887713But marry m'ress
Voyrager just repeats the same tired posts again and again and again and again and again and again like everyone doesn't know it's him, especially since his "points" are so flimsy and often outright lies.
Hasperat anyone?
>>220887847is it like spicy spanakopita?
>>220887847>what's this? A Ferengi eavesdropping device?>oh that's where I misplaced it!>*Odo drops it in the fruit punch and it fizzles* oops. How clumsy of me.I love Quardo/Odork
>odo you shit>no changeling has ever harmed another
>>220887888More like 2008 Crunchwrap Supreme
>>220887760you're right. they're no different than modern day military retards.
>>220887847>Bell peppers on a spread of cream cheese wrapped in a tortillaSounds disgusting.Everyone says Profit and Lace is the worst DS9 episode but I had a lot harder time getting through Fascination on my rewatch. None of the “crew acts differently due to plot device” episodes are any good on that show. Though, now that I think about it they weren’t any good on TNG either, so maybe I just hate the premise in general.
>>220887908Yeah, I never really understood that whole thing either. This guy was clearly trying to kill Odo just the same.
>crew acts differently due to plot devicethat's a lot of 'sodes
>>220887981Profit and Lace is a boilerplate Ferengi episode, little different than many of the others. It's just the trannies that get triggered by it.DS9 has much worse episodes, like pretty much ANY of the Dax ones.
>>220888047>like pretty much ANY of the Dax ones.you can just go ahead and say Meridian, it's ok, we know. even this B-plot couldn't save it that's how bad it is.
>>220887981
>>220888307It wasn't good but I liked that they were doing Star Trek things at least.
>JJTrek>brainless, obnoxious actionslop but everyone is hot and there are no fatties>KurtzTrek>brainless, obnoxious actionslop but everyone is ugly and there are fattiesWhy was there such an abrupt shift in media in 2016?
>>220876000This. The Ferengi's distinct and noble society gets genocided by the cultural imperialism of root-beer drinking humans.
>>220888533warms my heart
The root beer scene in ds9 is so fucking lame and cheesy. Honestly cringe. Yet walkers gobble it up like it's some absolutely profound piece of writing and acting. Holy shit leave that slop on the cutting room floor.
>>220888455People have been complaining about gender roles and male gaze in Star Trek for 50 years. TNG paid lipservice to the bitching like "The Federation respects women here in the 24th century. We even have female captains!" but still accommodating men's desire to look at sexy women.
that's a bit overdramatic, don't you think?federation had nothing to do with it, they're still hundreds of years behind on ferengi supremacy.
https://x.com/trekonlinegame/status/2061447994591805543STO being gay again.
>>220888584>a minor side character that's on screen for a couple of scenesbruh, just watch porn if you want to.for every rork there's a nurse chapeltng wasn't all famke janssen either
>>220888455I find it funny when JJTrek describes Starfleet as a "humanitarian and peacekeeping armada" with no mention of space exploration or science at all. Starfleet is very heavily militarized.KurtzTrek goes in a complete opposite direction and Starfleet is a bunch of quirk chungi high fiving over cool science and military ranks are just a LARP
>>220888580you can really tell the Ira Steven Behrisms in this show because they're always like that. he's so proud of them too.
>>220888584Fat people are unacceptable, logically speaking. Especially in the context of a high demand career like Starfleet. How can you expect to be a decent officer if you can't even move more than you eat? Outrageous.
>>220888586if sisko didnt extort quark into staying on the station ferenginar never would have been corrupted.
>>220888651starfleet war college has the military vibestarfleet academy has the science vibeboth are civilian educational facilities operated by starfleetyou ask me war college stays in sf and academy moves to toronto
>>220888710markets evolve, economies change, deal w/itI promise you that a poor house on ferenginar looks more utopian than any federation maintenance station at the edge of nowhere
>>220888707Being fat is incompatible with the spirit of self-improvement and betterment that the Federation represents.
>>220888580While I agree that it's not that well written I do kind of wish there was more stuff like that in the series, like actual cultural barriers and weirdness between races.
Explain to me then why the only Starfleet character in old trek who could be considered morbidly obese was movie era Scotty.
>>220888710Quark had nothing to do with it
>>220888809Scotty was strongfat bearmode. Big diff.
>>220888834and in fact he was the only one who fought against it
Tilly getting fatter during the complete chaos and constant Trauma of Discovery makes sense to me. There's whole papers on the fat pigs of afghanistan and other warzones, overeating is a common trauma response. Looks better now as teacher in academy, which also makes sense.
>>220888629Show me all the major characters, recurring characters, and non-speaking background people in old Trek who had multiple chins.
>>220888629>Knowing that thing's nameYou are part of the problem, faggot. And don't you dare try and gaslight to claim that shit was allowed back in TNG.
>>220888908sir, this is 4chan. please redirect your research to google or ai girlfriend
it's okay to looove :3
what's for dinner?
>>220889064they were super hungry so they had the replicator make oversized food? that's so funny
>>220889109steak
free range high gravity spess cow steak
>>220889387
could the nacene be hailing from the mycelial network?
star trek
>>220888651>>220889772>Starfleet is a bunch of quirk chungi high fiving over cool science and military ranks are just a LARP
When did the federation teach Klingons about consent?
