Fights only if he has toChan runs never gets a chance toSearching for the talismansbeating down the Dark HandHis niece's name is Jadeand she knows she got it made'Cause he's the man he can doexactly what he has toJaaackie Chan!where’s the talisman?You gotta find it now,you always do somehow~
>>220882419>Fights only if he has tothis is a gay psyoppeople should be fighting a lot more, and for random stuff too
>>220882449finally someone's talking sense on here. bring back duels too, i think it would solve a lot of problems
>it's a Jade stealing the spotlight episode
>>220882449zoomer detected. cartoons used to be beholden to Standards and Practices, because they were for children. the only way to get around it was to do some gay messaging shit like say. 'yeah but the lesson is that fighting is the WRONG answer!'obviously Jackie Chan fights all the time in the cartoon show Jackie Chan Adventures.(Batman gets too much credit here, it was more laziness than daring. Robotech had blood, booze, and sex in it, a decade earlier.)
HIYAAAJACKIEEEEE
>>220882449He should rape everyone he defeats
My first childhood trauma was realizing Jade isn't based on a real character.
>>220882544Isn't that the entire series?
>>220882544>>220884801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5RZ_chavdI>dat introalthough, fuck season 3. season 2 was cool because they had all the talismans and ACTUALLY USED THEM. i understand the power creep, but it's like a Metroid game suddenly taking all your power-ups away. lame.
>>220882419Always wondered how wheatus got to make a track for this cartoon and why they chose to base it on "punk ass bitch". Hell it's how I discovered them.
>>220882419Reminds of that cartoon with Michael jordan, Wayne Gretzky, and Bo Jackson.
>>220882419Sex with Jade
>>220882419Wasn't the Serb who shot Franz Ferdinand a member of the Dark Hand?
>>220882419>obligatory forced jew characterdropped
>>220886195i think it was a 'I Want a New Drug'/'Ghostbusters' situation where the producers asked for something SIMILAR to 'Punk Ass Bitch', and they decided, 'why don't we just change the lyrics?'i quite like the Scottish pop band Bis, and i discovered them from The Powerpuff Girls:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6epMQlNWtI(and also this Flash)https://4chan.org/flash?file=drama2.swf
>>220886408i didn't even realize until they kept saying>KRAV MAGA KRAV MAGA SHE KNOWS KRAV MAGAtbfair her whole thing is being a greedy, double-crossing thief. is that not /pol/-approved...?
>>220882419And the Chan Clan
