This might not be the best movie on earth but I am deeply thankfull with all of 4chan for making the creepypasta of the backrooms on /x/, if that didn't happend my favorite movie wont exist
the movie is half bakedi wanted blair witch in a derelict officei got a psychodrama with whiny charactersi don't care about trauma and psychological baggage3/10
>>220886954>movie is bad because my tastes and intelligence are underdeveloped maybe reddit is more your speed lil bro
>>220886901So we now got a bonafide /x/ and /tv/ cross board cinema lore going onGood time to be a NEET retarded faggot virgin
>>220887135Yay
>>220886901I liked it.
>>220887064It's probably because the movie was written by a fucking zoomer with zero life experience (ignore that another writer co wrote it and that the kid admitted to having two directors basically coach him)
You’re welcome man it was no thing
>>220886901I'm finally going to watch this film today and it better not disappoint me because driving to the cinema I go to is a fucking pain in the ass.
>>220886954>i wanted blair witchthank fucking god they didn't do that found footage is so played out by now (and while cleverly marketed for its time, Blair Witch does NOT hold up well)
>>220887064retard it's bad because everything besides the setting is awful, awful script, awful acting, awful pacing
>>220886901Pozzed right from the start. No thank you.
>>220888708you gotta love how it's not even just a black guy but the absolute ugliest, most fucked-up looking busted-genes black dude that even deep africans would sneer at, and you just know this choice was made chiefly because people might hear the concept originated on 4chan so they gotta pozz so hard they piss their pants right from moment one to try and "counteract" the "bad vibes" from that factremember when people freaked out at how apelike the first revealed stormtrooper character was in Force Awakens back in the now-halcyon days of the 2010s? dude was a regular chocolate Fabio compared to whatever the fuck this is lmao
>>220888583I would say overall-People who are balls deep in backroom fan theory deep dive level like it.People who know nothing about the backrooms like it.People around the middle don't like it. And then you always have the SCP Backrooms Wiki children that are mad because there's no smilers and almond water or whatever trying to prevent any meaningful discussion from occurring because only their juvenile interpretation of the backrooms is valid. They've always been there and always been eternally mad that Kane Pixels had so much influence on the direction of backrooms content. No more "LOL ENTITY 3489234823 SKIBIDI TOILET FOUND ON LEVEL #382134" videos.Just cosmic horror.
Next they will make a MyHouse.wad movie, its already secretly about a gay dude's diary or something
>>220889175>its already secretly about a gay dude's diary or somethingThey already made thatIt's called the Sundance Film Festival
>>220889175They just can't help themselves. MyHouse.wad was a House of Leaves fanfiction, which is a book that involved zero faggotry.
>"Please excuse me whilst I slip into something more comfortable, like the Backrooms"Malcolm Tucker crossover when?
>>220888683Yeah, totally awful. 108 million opening weekend awful. Lmao just admit you lost chud. Uncs in shambles.
>>220888804>t. premium BLACKEDRAW subscriber just because you are obsessed with black penises doesn't mean you have to shit up the board and make us hear about your obsession too man
>>220886901NO! NOT THE LIMINAL SPACE! NOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm still convinced that zoomers are playing a joke on me and other old people by pretending that empty rooms are scary
>>220888665Actually that could have been kino. Instead we got lol you can actually go back and forth between the backrooms.
literally twilight zone rip off. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_After_Hours
>>220890283It's not the emptiness that is scary, but the foreboding sense that something else IS present, but due to the confusion layout of the environment, you can't rely on your instincts to keep you safe. As another anon said, this is the 2020's Blair Witch Project.
>>220886901Grandma shhh
>>220886954>wanted blair witchNah we good
>>220890376it’s scary because you are stuck there forever and are going to starve to death
>>220886901>Langoliers + Silent HillGenius
>>220886954you have to review what the move was and tried to do and not what you thought it would be
>>220888804He looks normal, you're mentally ill
>>220890436...so just like Blair Witch Project? Got it.
>>220890472they were worried about getting killed by a witch not starving
>>220890436I thought you can find food in the backrooms (from what i have read and seen on YouTube)
>>220890486And in the backrooms movie they were scared of what was hunting them, not starving. Thank you for corroborating the similarities
>>220890510nigger the woods at night are way scarier than a fucking empty room shut the fuck up
>>220890555I understand you don't appreciate the comparison, but it is being drawn for very obvious reasons. You need to set emotional attachment aside.
>>220888708he is literally the villain and plays the yelling schizo black man really well
>>220890510well that’s the thing. the backrooms movie is not a good take on the backrooms.
>>220886901i watched grogu again
>>220886901I just got back from watching the movie.By the end of the movie I just found my self thinking "I seen this before.....This is Hypercube"This idea is old af.I thought the movie was okay. The monster's seemed very like "this is what a kid's monster would be"I never seen any of the youtube stuff, and all I knew is people got stuck in these rooms.
>>220890595And the Blair Witch Project isn't a good take on witch stories. What of it?
>>220890650well this thread isn’t about the Blair Witch Project
>>220890826Then go ahead and report me for "off-topic" discussion for the egregious crime of comparing one movie to another on the Television and Film board.
>>220886901Channel Zero is still the best
>>220890861you sound upset
Has the original poster ever come out to say anything? I rememeber seeing backroom posts all the way back in 2012
>>220890893Is that your win condition? You wouldn't be responding to me the way you have if what I said did not irk you in any way. From my point of view, I am fueling your fire.
>>220890933I think you’ve had enough internet for today
>>220890962Is this a "last word wins" argument? Poor guy got so upset that someone had an opinion he didn't like that he is now trying to find some way to dopaminemaxx
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>>220891111Oh my god, am I actually right about you?
>>220891137yes. you are 100% right about everything. congratulations. you won the argument. but you lost the game.
>>220891183If you read or respond to this post, you are gay
>>220890897It's pointless, there's no way of proving they were the original poster.
>>220889632underrated kek
literally me
>>220886954>I wanted a rehash of MY childhood mediaNo. You had your time.
>>220891491it was me i posted the dumbledore slithering fanfic
>>220888583Im fortunate my indie theatre a 20 min walk from me has it... you fags convinved me to see it tonight
>>220891697this broke ass nigga doesn't even have a bike lol
>>220891262I already know I’m gay
>>220888665>Blair Witch does NOT hold up wellAbsolutely falserino
>>220887064>psychoanalytics is for smart people, like me
I don’t know what I was expecting. But the plot is like 80% trauma dumping and I really don’t see how people liked it. It’s the type of movie that midwits enjoy, that’s the best way to describe it.
>>220886901Whats your favourite movie then anon?
Should I text my ex and ask her if she wants to see this movie? She loved horror movies.The girl I'm currently dating (she never asked us to be exclusive so I think she's seeing other guys) is hotter and more sexual but she isn't white and my ex was. My ex said she didn't want kids because of her genetic disease but honestly it's a fairly minor one and I think that was just her cope to say she didn't want kids with me. I got laid off and chose to go back to college instead but I am thinking of ditching that if she actually wants to make it work. I doubt she will but maybe I can fuck her a couple times or at least have closure knowing that it wasn't gonna happen.I haven't said anything to her in 5 months. She met my parents, dumped me 3 days later, ending our 3 month relationship. No contact since then. She said she was sorry and asked me to text her when I got home but I didn't cause I was pissed she insulted my parents like that. Other than that I didn't cry or beg or do anything bad. The worst I said was "I really liked you" which was cringe as fuck. Pretty sure she's just outright done but fuck it might as well give it a shot. That way I know if there is any point in bothering to wagecuck ever again.
Oh but>YOURE MEDIA ILLITERATE >YOU DIDNT WATCH THE YOUTUBE SERIESSweetie, the movie is not peak. In fact, it’s buns. It’s barely even about the backrooms, it could’ve been set on mars and the plot would’ve been the same.
>>220886954>>220886901people will still talk about this movie 20 years from now. It's certified kino>b-but muh lore and muh SCPbullcrap. Liminal horror has *always* been about distorted nostalgia. If anything the movie FIXED the concept, while not removing the youtube/videogame approach we've had thus far.
If I encountered a late stage zoomer in the backrooms, I would just try to the find the monster.
>>220893217>In fact, it’s buns.okay you're definitely brown or black
>>220893619define "late stage zoomer"I'm 32 and interested in seeing this film.Does that make me a hyper-preemie zoomer?
>>220894966You are like a zillennial. Nothing wrong with wanting to see the movie. I just meant if I met like a post 2003 zoomer in the backrooms I’d feed myself to the monster.
/x/ isn't responsible for shit, nobody posts there. you sound like boomers who think the hacker known as Anonymous comes from the 4chan
>>220895074I bet you'd choose the bear, too.
