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>>220910020
why you gotta do this to me, man

>>220910123
don't worry bro, she seems like a 10/10 tradwife in this webm but if you look at her socials she's barely a 6

>>220910020
She's cute but all that candy would make us feel sick

>>220910176
link me

>candy AND soda at the same time

do americans really

>>220910020
I'm not so greedy that I can't go two hours without eating sweets

>>220910020
Wholesome :=)

>>220910020
The dude at the entrance doesn't give a shit. I bring a backpack sometimes with some chips and a can of soda.

>>220910188
what the fuck do you candy with? cabernet?

>>220910234
*eat

>>220910179
>She's cute but all that candy would make us feel sick
Its been a while since I've eaten candy but if i was hungry i think i could finish the bowl and still be hungry.

>>220910020
>Harvard university
These people are rich. This is middle class tier living.

>>220910020
All that work and they could have just printed the movie, eat lobster in bed, and make actual babies midway through the movie.

>>220910284
You know you can buy these hoodies everywhere?

>>220910310
*pirated

>>220910267
understandable,no junk food provides a proper nutrition like a proper meal does

>>220910020
I smuggled a quart of milk into the theater in the sleeve of my winter jacket

>>220910020
>chair clattering

>>220910234
Coffee. Movie theaters don't serve coffee so I stop by Panera, get a large coffee, and bring that into the theater. My theater is chill and when I explained that I only want coffee and they don't sell it, they decided to just let me do it. I get a box of candy from them every now and then, but usually just get one from a gas station or Target and put it in my underwear to sneak it in.

>>220910020
She's wicket smawt! She went to Hahvawd!

>>220910020
Just put snacks in your pockets, its not like they are searching you. Also the OP couple has way too much snack, you would throw up eating all that

>>220910020
>committing a crime
Sorry, my name isn't Tyrone or DeJontonquavious.

>>220910020
jesus christ how can 2 people go through all that candy

>>220910020
I haven't been to the kinoplex is 8 years
nothing worth watching

>>220910507
Incredibles 2 ruined cinema for me too, anon

i haven't eaten junk food or drank soft drinks in 15 years. i'm actually fat, but thats because i love actual food, i would never waste space on trash when i could instead bring a nice big chicken and veg stir fry or whatever to the theatre.

>>220910284
>rich
>middle class tier
are you saying they're living below their means, or are you under the impression those are the same?

>>220910020
She cute.

Lol I'm better looking

>>220910333
Nobody with self-respect would buy a Harvard sweater unless they actually went to Harvard.

>>220910267
Hey MovieBob. Bought any more all denim outfits recently?

>>220910020
All that candy, but the lollipop I wanna lick is under that dress

>>220910811
You want to suck the guy's dick? What's next, you gonna eat his shit too?

>>220910838
Don't threaten me with a good time

>>220910776
Or what? The harvard police is going to arrest them for stolen valor? Who cares?

they stopped and frisked me when I went to watch Venom 3 but I didn’t have anything on me I just hadn’t pooped in a couple months, guess this clears things up why they searched me

>>220910776
I went to Harvard. You can just walk in it's free and public

>>220910020
I understand that the popcorn and soda are overpriced moneymakers, but I want my local kinoplex to stay in business while excluding any future engineers. So I compromise by buying those, but do sneak in some cheeky buncha crunchas.

>>220910755
I like her

>>220910838
your meme was a failure, lil man. Time to move on

>>220910776
Guess who "went to Cornell"?

>>220910020
They're not gonna eat all that, but I respect doing it for sport.

I always sneak in a bunch of those jumbo tootsie rolls up my ass. The only bad part is when you forget how many you have eaten and suddenly you're just chewing on a turd but you can't stop because then everyone will know and you'll get in trouble.

>>220910020
It would be so wholesome if doing this made them actually want a baby and they ended up being happily married. That is what would happen in the 80s...sigh. Thanks social media and onlyfans.

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>>220910020
Huh? You aren't allowed to bring snacks into a cinema in goymerilard? In England you can walk in holding a shopping bag full of snacks and nobody cares, it isn't against the rules. The only thing you can't do is bring in hot food, but that makes sense.

>>220910982
The fuck you talking about? That Boys shit? I never saw it. Eating the guys shit is just the next logical step if he's down there snacking on a man as you definitely know homo.

>>220911024
>IN ENGLAND we do things differently!
>Why don't AMERICANS do things like in ENGLAND?!
Why do cops arrest stabbing victims in Once-Great Britain?

>>220910310
Do american's really printed movies ?!

>>220910996
Not him but I went to Cornell on a free ride for playing LAX and rowing. Fucked tons of hot Asian girls and high caste jeet chicks too along with the usual hot repressed first time away from home white grills. No ragerts.

>>220911128
We can download cars, American exceptionalism I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>220911024
Theaters charge exorbitant amounts for food and drink. Letting people bring their own loses them money. Basic greed. Last time I saw a movie in theaters they were charging $3 for a 16oz bottle of water.

>>220910020
CANT YOU STOP FUCKING EATING FOR 90 FUCKING MINUTES YOU FAT FUCKS

>>220910637
Parasite ruined cinema for me forever. Almost nine years without going to the movies and I'm happy with that

>>220911194
Lel it's $8 for a 20 ounce Dasani here now.

>>220911452
Based, fuck gooks

>>220911024
Only the most dedicated wage slaves will try and stop you.
I walked into a movie with a tote full of snacks and the ticket checker guy was like "You're not allowed to bring outside food".
I said "I know" and kept walking. That was the extent of our interaction.

I know it's just a stupid ass video for social media purposes, but what's so goddamn hard of just opening your shit in the parking lot and putting in a ziploc bag that you make your bitch carry in her purse or stick in your fuckin' pocket?

>>220910755
fake bitch

I went to a screening of Obsession and my friend and I snuck in some candy in our coats. We were paranoid we were going to be caught while sitting there eating them during previews, and then we see a couple a few rows down from us pull out two chipotle burritos in a brown bag and shamelessly eat it. I forgot how little these theater employees care about this stuff. I was a bit salty we weren't so bold because I could have gone for a hearty burrito at that time.

>>220910020
very soon she won't need to fake that belly because it will be full of sugary FAT

>>220911355
American board. American culture. IF you don't like it you can fuck off back to Rusher.

>mutts are so fat they cant sit for 2 hours without eating
don't forget to go to the restaurant afterwards to discuss the movie

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>>220911922
Yes, so much so that theaters have menus you can order from during the movie and they'll bring it right to your seat. I don't recommend them as it is distracting seeing workers come and go.

Pork rinds
Pretzels
Subway
Deli olives from the supermarket
Redbull cans
But mostly just booze in a hipflask

>>220911922
Yes Anon, because only Americans have snacks and food in the theatre. Retarded burgers on the brain third worlder.

>>220912626
Tbf we may have bombed their cunt and they may have a legitimate gripe.

>>220912647
Then they should git gud. Fuckin thirdies.

>>220910020
Haven't been in ages, but I used to bring in pizza from the place next street. I would put it in a garbage bag, with my rolled up jacket on top to make it look rounder.

>>220912715
no arguments there

just bring it in your backpack like a normal person. nobody cares to frisk you

>>220911194
>Basic greed.
No, its basic economics you child.
The theaters make hardly any money on the box office, so they make up the difference on concessions.
Its operating costs because soda and popcorn are two things that you can mark up 10,000% because the raw materials are so cheap.

>>220912761
yea it's just if someone comes into the kinoplex with a backpack and joker hair I will simply just walk out and ask for a refund.

>>220912761
Not even store guards are allowed to even if they suspect you're shoplifting, so I doubt these guys can.

>>220910020
And how do they reapply the bowl for getting out without getting caught?

>>220910020
Candy and sometimes drinks. But I have to get popcorn at the kinoplex.

It's an empty theatre. Very lame video carried by a beautiful female face

>>220912626
Thirdies can't afford to bring snacks into the cinema, lmao

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>Ameris be like
>the world is jealous of our FDA compliant filler clusters and shelf-stable approximation of food

>>220913010
oh there has to be a way to smuggle in uh rice and uh beans and uh idk a potato or something

>>220910123
Yeah I too try quit eating candy...

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Bottle of bourbon in my fiancee's purse, half a gram of coke, and a free glass of ice from the pizza place next to the cinemas in the mall if I'm feeling fancy. Then she drives us home after, it inevitably ends up in us getting into an argument because I say how shit she is at driving or give the finger to someone that cuts us off and say I'm gonna shoot them, she says I drink too much, she goes in our bedroom and pouts while I shitpost on 4chan and finish the coke, I sober up a bit, go in the bedroom and fake an apology and do the thing where I lightly drag my nails on her back while I spoon her that she loves, we have awesome makeup sex and go to bed, and then she makes me a big greasy breakfast the next morning for my hangover. We go to the movies probably 8-10 times a year and it has happened every single time and we've been together for several years. She definitely knows it's going to happen at this point or she's more retarded than I already thought she was, which is very retarded.

>>220910020
>Do you sneak in snacks on the kinoplex /tv/?
No, because I get distracted by food and or drinks. Only a few times 6 years ago when I went with my relatives, I had to look up the spoilers when we got back.

>>220913010
joke on you basterd benchod i bring bag of pani puri from street saler in and eat until fireworks going

>>220911643
Are you like 13 lol

>>220910020
Okay bros. How do I carry around 180ml of vodka in?

>>220912813
whats the movie theater gonna do when they walk out with that shit

>oh youre banned for li-

nice yeah ban 2 of the 10 people still paying for the theater in town good job

>>220910020
That girl is outrageously cute.
Goddamn.

>>220913379
Your gf's purse or use a ace bandage and strap it on your side under your arm under your shirt or on your thigh under your pants. Also isn't 180ml like hardly anything? Put the shit in your pocket bro, if they ask what it is say it's your cock.

How many of her unborn children do you think she has murdered

>>220910020
Why do jews not allow snacks in the theatres? Do you need to show your bag like in the airport?

>>220910284
and yet this is highly mexican coded. if they had a bottle of hennessy (stolen) it would be nig coded

Every new thing I learn about anerica makes it seem more and more like a shithole country

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>>220910020
When I was in college I did this with my girlfriend but it was a bag of wine we took out of the box and taped to her under her shirt lel. I think it was Scary Movie 5.

>>220913685
And they keep saying they're living in "the land of the free". Absolute clowns.

>>220910020
some people have never broken the law and it shows. Bring a tote bag an throw your sweatshirt over it Harvard that shits not even a crime.

>>220913685
Keep crying bitch nigger.

>>220913700
Its the law?

>>220913698
Where do you live?

>>220912785
Not him but I'll give you some basic economics
People are more likely to pay for snacks and drinks if the mark up wasn't so outrageous. Let's say you could get a bottle of water for $2 and a candy for $3 at the store. Most people would probably be willing to pay 3 and 4 bucks. but they are not willing to pay 6 bucks for water and 8 for candy. it's marked up so much they are losing sales

>>220913735
Greece

>>220910020
I am so lonely

>>220910020
Yeah, my girlfriend and I have brought Chinese food in once or twice. I'm not paying 12 dollars for a 2 dollar bag of Skittles.

>>220910776
I do as a joke because it's funny.

>>220913751
LMFAO, pay denbts you filthy subhuman greaseball. You literally come from a line of faggots that let the greatest civilization in history become a third world shithole filled with migrants that are somehow even more rapey than you are you hairy knuckle dragging ape. You don't to have an opinion cunt.

>>220913751
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAA
Germany owns your broke bitch ass faggot country

Americans have a harder time sneaking in candies to the cinema than people in my country bringing drugs to a football match with over 100 cops in each exit. Really makes you ponder.

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>>220913865
No one has a hard time you just put it in your pocket. No one says shit anymore most theater employees are teens.

My mom always did as a kid.

>>220913884
lmao let the anons deal with the real world

>>220913898
Thank God for zoomers. My local cinema doesn't even check if you have a ticket.

>>220913865
>Believing the shit you hear on 4chan

Also being able to sneak in drugs past your dogshit DEI police force to watch povertyball is not the flex you think it is you subhuman retard. Enjoy watching your fellow countrymen get beat by the burgercops during your divegrass games when they try that shit there during your faggy little flopper tournament you're being forced to play on burger soil too. Cuck.

>>220913906
Your mom did me when I was a kid.

>>220910229
Literally just this. Every single theater in my city doesn’t give a flying fuck avout bags, I never really wear a backpack but I have a buddy who always has one on him and we just load that sucker up with beer and tank a sixer during the movie, nobody says shit or even looks at us twice.

>>220910020
That's really not that much candy for two people. They will both be going to the concession stand half way through whatever they are watching.

>>220913735
In a country where you can bring your own food in a theatre and no one will give a shit.

>>220910353
>I explained to them
You sound like such an insufferable sniveling tard kek, everyone who recognizes you there laughs at you behind your back for being a dork, you know that right?

>>220914049
Do you always have to watch movies with your boyfriend

>>220914074
So you're American? Say the fucking place you live you complete pussy.

>>220913987
Bro I once went to a really late showing if a movie and these retard nig zoomers tried to be like "Well we're actually closed" bullshit while movies were playing. I just said I had a ticket. I even got free popcorn because the stupid nig was like "Well actually were closed sooo". Retards.

I'm kinda glad I don't go cinemas anymore because I'm not about to pay $18 for a first-run showing and be subjected to disgusting brown colored NPCs who chew with their mouths open like cows.

>>220914097
Yea duh what am I some kind of fag who doesn’t want to have anyone to talk about the movie with after it’s over?

>>220914074
Which is where? I have lived in the UK and Aus and both places I've been knocked up by the wagies for bringing in outside items but mostly no one cares. All this shite you see is performative. The only one who might give you an issue is a powertripping wagie that thinks the theatre is their empire like a fuckin janny.

>>220914159
Talk on here :)

>>220910229
This. Also most modern theaters have cameras for every room (mostly to catch people recording). Some guy will sit and watch you eating the snacks you smuggle in and doesn't give a shit.

>>220914124
I have a very similar experience. I suspect the black zoomette working there is up to my scheme (I've done it many times, a few of them drunk) but I always pay for the tickets if I bring a date over and I'm nice and funny so my headcanon is that she doesn't mind. I also think they let their cousins or something get in for free because there's always a couple of them in the most random movies possible.

>>220914180
But all discussion on here inevitably degrades into everyone flinging shit at each other and angrily talking about how everybody else’s opinion is wrong :(

>>220914391
The cousins are just random nigs hopping from movie to movie to kill time.

>>220914396
You're wrong.

>>220914085
How did that even strike a nerve?

>>220910229
there was a pasta about an anon starting to work in a cinema and the first thing he asked was "what do I do if someone tries to sneak in food" and his chef told him "nothing, its not prohibited"
that destroyed his whole worldview

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>>220914391
>Go to theater to see some slop with my friends that dragged me with them
>Walking up before they get their fatfuck food they see a qt black zoomer girl working the ticket ripper stand
>All of them are like oh get ready bro she's such a bitch she's always rude
>Walk up to her and smile and hand her my ticket
>She smiles back and says "Thank you, enjoy your movie!"
>Manage to hold my spaghetti in and say "Thank you" instead of "Y-you t-too."
>tell them she seemed nice after we all sit in our seats
>they're like well she was a bitch to us etc.
>Brought in one of those 3.4 ounce bottles of Jim Beam
>Movie is absolute shit and halfway through I'm out of booze so I decide to go to the car and grab another one
>She's sweeping the carpet outside the exits
>Tell her I'll be right back in and I forgot something in the car
>She smiles and looks at me like yeah right wyteboi I know what you're doing and says it's fine
>Standing outside of the car and having a few sips because I don't even want to go back in and see she can see me through the lobby windows
>Fuck
>Walk back in anyway because worst case scenario she kicks me out and I have an excuse to not finish the movie
>She just looks at me and smiles and says "You could have atleast brought one for me!" and laughs
>start talking to her a bit and offer her some of my bottle but she says she was just kidding and can't drink while on the clock
>End up exchanging numbers
>Friends still insist she treated them like shit everytime they were there
>Notice they have made a mess and left their filth all over as we leave so I pick up most of it
>She says bye to me as we walk out and to get ahold of her
>Actually do and we have had two dates and made out on the second one and the next one is Friday and I'm pretty sure we're gonna fuck
>Realize she was rude to my friends because they were filthy slobs that acted like niggers

I had an irl HE CUTE moment bros and I actually like her. Is it actually White Boy Summer?

>>220914975
Niggas don't appreciate being hexplaned things, zoomer culture is centered around niggers, ergo you just got engagebaited by a brown teenager.

>>220914975
Strike a nerve? You do realize that someone can simply make fun of you without being upset with you right? Or is it just the autism again

>>220915081
>that post
>that meme pic
Are you really doing this shit in your 30s?

>>220914481
Nuh uh ur gay

>>220911500
Lol

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>>220914257

>>220915143
Kek you're going to grow old and wrinkly and your balls will sag to the floor before you even knew what happened.

>>220915143
Yes. Begone newfaggot broccoli head, I'm sorry I keep fucking your women because you are too limpwristed to talk to them.

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>>220915153
I disagree.

>>220915081
Good for you anon, seems like you know how to have a good time.

>>220915081
Bro thinks its 2011

>>220915081
Based as fuck.
>>220915143
Found the seething zoomoid permavirgin nog.

>>220910186
She dropped out of uni in 2016, has 3 niglets and lives with her mom.
Time has... Not been kind to her.

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>>220915143
There is a reason boomer men are fucking all of the zoomer girls and so many of you zoomer boys are getting none or trooning out. It's because most of you are massive pussies. t. 41 with a 19 year old smokeshow gf. Cope, seethe, and be sure to dial 8.

>>220915491
>Lying paki post

How does it feel to know one turbanhead killing a white kid just made the UK finally wake up and your time is coming to an end very soon? I'm personally sending $10,000 in pocketknives to be handed out to white young men in the UK to protect themselves and cut you subhumans to ribbons. DEUS VULT!

>>220915503
>a-age g-gap p-p-pedo r-r-reeeee GOD I'M SO LONELY
Based anon keep pounding that zussy

>>220915503
Your gf is black

>>220915572
My girlfriend is white and hot as fuck. Your girlfriend doesn't exist and never will, unless you count the boomer homo that you let buttfuck you and pump cum down your throat while you wear your sister or mother's clothes as a gf you faggot/tranny in training.

>>220915617
omg the projection lol

>>220915691
>N-N-NO YOOOUUUU!

You going to tell your mom, pussy? I probably fucked her too. Hell, there's a good chance I'm your father if you're white which is doubtful. Sorry I couldn't be there for you to make sure you became a man instead of the sniveling little cuck faggot you turned out to be, but I have a rule about not marrying whores.

>>220915748
Anon just stop engaging, you're only fueling his reaction boner.

>>220915748
thanks for replying like this though buddy it has taken me back to peak /tv/ days

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>>220915182
>>220915375
>>220915436
>>220915503
What pushing 40 and not having a wife and children does to a mfer
Here's you posting the same pic with the same filename 15 years ago btw. Sad shit

>>220915828
thats fucking hilarious what a sad fucker

>>220915828
He could have a kid thats 15 but hes done nothing with his life

>>220910020
Is this the only woman in the world that doesn't own a purse?

>>220915828
That's literally a filename from google off KYM you seething newfaggot retard. Holy fucking shit do you try to be a retarded faggot or does it just come naturally?

>>220915828
based retard

>>220915828
>>220915864
>>220915911
>Samefagging zoomie doesn't know how the archive works and is this assblasted he got avatold by a boomer

LOL. LMAO even.

>>220915994
>>220916004
>>220916027
All me

>>220915828
>Doesn't know how 4chan works
>Can't even do basic math

Holy shit you pathetic brown faggot. I have actual secondhand embarrassment for you.

>>220915994
>>220916004
>>220916027
>>220916078
Clearly the same person

>>220916076
>>220916106
Both me

STOP THE THREAD
>>>[PERTINENT QUESTION COMING THROUGH]<<<
who THE FUCK needs all those snacks during a movie?

>>220915828
2013 wasn't 15 years ago kid. Hop back on your ipad and tell your first grade teacher you might need a redo.

>>220916106
You really are pathetic bro. Not kidding at all. No wonder birthrates are plummeting when people see your generation is newest one. I'd rather stick my nutsack in a meat grinder than have a kid like you.

>>220915394
In that case my only other course of action is to accuse you of being Indian.

>>220916223
No. Please don't. I concede, you win.

>>220916137
2025 was 2 milion years ago.

>>220916243
submissive and breedable

>>220915748
You’re not helping yourself one bit dude, where the fuck were you last time I was posting low effort engagement b8 because I could have really used a dipshit like this to anger. I’m not even for or against whatever this guy is saying but holy fucking easy target lol

>>220916273
Do you think that when a younger male presents his rear end to you, is this just a sign of submissiveness, like in Sparta? Or is he gay?

>>220916193
You dont have kids and never will though lol

>>220916281
>I was just acting retarded and I'm totally not samefagging I swear

Pathetic and sad.

>>220910020
when it's jacket weather i usually bring in a tall boy

>>220910284
that's the difference between the wealthy and the poors. the poors will waste their money on kinoplex snacks and wonder why they can't afford a house, meanwhile the rich understand how to make a dollar go further. that girl probably watches a lot of dave ramsey

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>tfw I made the 40 year old childless loser have a breakdown ITT

>>220916343
I helped

>>220916310
Wut

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>>220916305
Damn, I guess I better go tell my kids I'm not their dad because some permavirgin eunuch just said that I'll never have kids. Really sucks for them since they look just like me, to the point people say they're my mini-me's and I could never deny them, too. Man, this sucks.

>>220916343
>says random incomprehensible shit
>now he thinks he’s taking a victory lap
Holy autism kek

>>220910020
i snuck in a box of 20 mcdonalds chicken nuggets when i was a kid, the guy asked me for id because the movie was a 15 but i had my passport that fuck

what the fuck is going on in this thread lol

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>>220916293
just a buck in need of a breaking at the end of the day. You know why?


Because that nigga got bussy. He zesty. He's playing for the other team. He catches instead of pitches. He sweeter than a sugar plum. He's got all that and bag of potato chips. He's into post-modernist impressionism. He's a fairy. He's a poof. He's on the down and low. He's the bottom. He's got a flair for style.


He's got bussy.

>>220916343
You made urself look like a faggot and made all of us other gen z posters look worse than they already think we are. Rope nigger.

>>220916426
That's the best part. I'm actually in my late 50s. Don't even care about not having kids or being a virgin either. Get rekt.

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I don't go to local kinoplex
as I type this I'm drinking some aldi plonk and munching on some bag of .. I assume doritos
actually just watching random youtube slop and not some big movie with some girlfriend I don't even have

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>>220910020
>sneak in
The zoomers working the ticket counter aren't paid enough to care. It's the same with people who take their dogs everywhere and say it's a service animal.

>>220916380
you sound like a huge faggot

>>220916538
get yourself a flygirl it's summer bro

>>220916553
A part of me was kinda hoping to see an actual child in this webm, but not in a pederast way.

>>220916553
Pizza looks nice but the dude looks like a fucking manchild.

>>220916398
Americans triggered because they are subject to airport-tier security whilst going to see a film. It's so sad, they can't even bring their own food. Sucks when you have that many shootings I guess.

>>220916659
cool

>>220910020
>empty theater not a single person there to even a give a shit
Okay
And?

>>220916659
Except that's not what happens at all
There is no security except to check your ticket
This is one of those fake threads made by people who never actually go to theaters and think that serving crab legs is a real thing.