>bacon>bourbon>mustache>i am le manlydid millenials really..?
Crust?
>>221074304Whiskey is disgusting, eating pork is as basically like eating human flesh, and having a mustache is literally gayest thing any man can do.
the mustache is the flavor savor for when they eat da poo poo
>tfw drank too much bourbon and my bussy wont be able to form a solid crust tonightHow the FUCK do I fix this /tv/?
>>221074376Shut up muhammad
>Meanwhile, at the masculine zoomer hideout
>>221074304Ron swanson is responsible for the manosphere
>I watch other people live life>I watch other people fuck my girl >I suck vapes like they're cocks did zoomers really..?
>>221074461Bacon and bourbon led to sex trafficking?
>Bacon>Beard oil>Bussy>Bourbon>These are my non-negotiables
>>221074485Jews like whiskey?
>>221074548Andrew Tate is Jewish?
>>221074587even worse, mulatto
>weed>caffeine>nootropics>muscle mommies>comfy >mean spirited>Israel>healthcare>supporting artists>skill issue>liminality >aesthetics>slow burn>shitposting
>>221074316I'm a simple man. Give me a snifter of bourbon and a bacon sandwich, and I'm happy. Hell, throw in some Dude Wipes if it's not to much trouble. Now, you want to make me ecstatic? Give me a big fat hairy man's ass with a crusty butthole. Yeah, I'm thinkin that's all a man needs out of life. Now, shh. *closes eyes*. I can hear that crust busting now. I can smell the stale poo stench unleashed from within. Leave me in my bliss.
He's reddits idea of masculinity
>>221074304IM PROUD TO BE A CRUSTY MANWHERE I CAN BUST IN BUSSY WITH GLEECUZ IF THERES JUST ONE I CANT ABIDEITS A BURGER THATS BACON FREEAND US KAMALA MEN WILL PROUDLY STAND UP FOR DEMOCRACY AND VOTING AGAINST THE MUSLIM BANTHERE AINT NO DOUBT IM A CRUSTY MANWE'RE BUSTIN IN THE USA
>>221074304ITS BACON O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE
>>221074304>THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR… IS RUNNING OUT OF BACON
>>221074304even as a teen they knew he was crusty
>>221074376>Whiskey is disgustingLMAOOOOOOO you all want to call us effeminate and weak but still think a little bourbon is too yucky for youabsolutely pathetic
>>221074304im here to fuck ass and chew crusty cum, but im all out of cum
>>221075183based, only the manilest of men fuck other men in the ass and eat their cum
>>221074304The whole period with rife with masculinity larping. Basically: hecking beard oil lumberjak scented!!! But erm guys i listen to my ssri bpd wife and have no backbone or genuine masculine rituals or behaviour.This fag was a propaganda piece to try and soften the right and any shred of test
>>221074304>did millenials really..?BACONFAKE MOUSTACHEDUBSTEP
>>221074304Rare steak > BaconSingle malt scotch > Bourbon
>>221075239What’s that guy up to?
>>221074971Better than 4chan’s tbhfam
>>221075348Stop being antisemitic
>>221074304Was written by gen x tho? They put young millennial characters in there to connect with the kids and everything. Ron reads like a guy who grew up around the 70s spending all his time with his rural greatest gen dad/granddad rather than socializing within his age group and adopted his interests and hobbies and beliefs
>>221074304I never watched this show but this character looks like a kind of Hank Hill esque milquetoast center right straight man. I don’t know what it is about him that made him so popular with certain types, but the only people I’ve ever met who were fans of him or seen with a bumper sticker of him or whatever were usually a very certain type of oblivious normie.
>>221075120>CRUST mug>plate of heckin epic bacon>Ron Swanson facethis is what millennial men thought ancient spartans ate before battle in 2012
>>221076121>Was written by gen x tho?This cope doesn't work. They wrote it for you and it resonated with you.
>>221076988Im not the strawman in your head, sorry to disappoint. Never thought much of this show but i stand by what i said
>>221077066Next you're gonna say you didn't purchase pic related in 2010
>>221077161I'm a massive meat lover, but bacon is a little overrated. It's good, don't get me wrong, but too salty and processed to fully taste like meat, it kinda pales in comparison to steak, wings or ribs. If you prefer it crispy, I gotta question your manhood. At that point, you are getting dangerously close to veganism.
>>221077558>I'm a massive meat lover,We know ;D
>>221077558processed? what bacon are you getting, its pork belly, that is commonly cured.
>>221076988Millennial here, can confirm. My beard is oiled, my 'stache is waxed, my flannel is ironed, the My Head is an Animal vinyl is on the record player, my bacon is fried to crispy perfection, my burgers are cooked medium rare and topped with some Chuck Norris approved awesomesauce, and I can confirm that Ron Burgundy is a portrait of wholesome, non-toxic masculinity.*sips local microbrew*
>>221078290I think you've spent more time imagining this person than anyone has spent being this person
>>221078290Just sent this post to Art Of Manliness. They give it a bacon/10
I miss libertarian cranks. Who knew that telling the government to go fuck itself and knowing a little too much about radios and explosives would become rare traits online. I blame the loss of woodworking in schools and a sharp decline in people spending their time in isolated shacks.
>>221075219>This fag was a propaganda piece to try and soften the right and any shred of testThe joke was that he's a libertarian/ancap who works for the government that contrasted with the other characters. It also quickly made him a perfect boss who saw the bullshit of the system without being a sociopath.What became the hipster/manly problem was the cheap commercialisation of a meme to sell grill kits to lazy fakes. Messy overengineered food was the perfect example of what goes wrong in a culture where instead of focusing on quality ingredients it switches to quantity slop.
>>221074376>eating pork is as basically like eating human fleshok
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building fire codes and fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.
>>221078257Curing is a type of processing, and it's filled with salts and nitrates. I'm not gonna tell you to stop eating bacon, but it's not pure meat, and not as good or good for you as a rare steak.
>>221078363That's epic. You can haz a cookie and 1,000 internets
>>221074376Why didn't you just say you're gay?
>>221074802>steam library full of cozy games
>>221076121>Was written by gen x thoWritten BY gen x.... FOR millennials/zoomers. They know their audience and can play them like a fiddle. Writing is a lucrative gig too, and they use that money to buy real estate, which you then get angry about because you can't afford any yourself because you spend your money on subscription services to consume content created by the very generations you supposedly hate (x & boomers)
>>221075348he beat up egoraptor a few years ago
>>221074971What would a Ron written by 4chan be like?
>>221080416Aragorn is the peak form of masculinity
>>221078959This pasta is at least 20 years old
>>221080450>begs ghosts for help
>>221080416>dangerous>chad embrace haircut>gets it on>racist but still likes black girls
>>221074304>people say this shit is funny>it's not funny>watch more>indianJesus christ how awful.
>>221080896>begs
>>221081073They only agreed after the skull avalanche
Crust busting is a visceral, almost primal act—shoving a fist, boot, or a comically large dildo through the day-hardened shell of feces that’s sealed tight like a scab over a wound. As the surface cracks, a sharp snap echoes through the stillness, and the fractured crust gives way to the damp, darker browness beneath. Fecal dust billows into the air, hanging like ghosts above the gapped hole. Each thrust sends tremors through your body, a physical dialogue between you and the resistant anus, as if the anus itself is exhaling after days of drought, finally split open and ready to smell.
>>221081118the ghosts needed to have a woman moment
>>221074304The character was originally a parody of conservative masculinity, but because the character was a good person it gradually morphed into a positive portrayal of conservative masculinity. It's a bit of a nostalgic myth, a romanticized fantasy of what people like to imagine their grandfathers were like since they weren't actually there to see them at the bar during their prime, blathering on about killing japs and fucking whores behind their wives' back.
>>221077558>It's good, don't get me wrong, but too salty and processed to fully taste like meat, it kinda pales in comparison to steak, wings or ribs.Of course. It's a cheap breakfast food. But a lot of cheap processed food gets held up as amazing, like jerkey and pizza. >If you prefer it crispy, I gotta question your manhood. At that point, you are getting dangerously close to veganism.For me it's rehydrating it before frying. Less salty, more volume, and perfect balance of crisp to chew. >>221078290>my burgers are cooked medium rare and topped with some Chuck Norris approved awesomesauce,But are they smashburgers my guy?
>>221081231They when back and forth on him when they wanted to make libertarian jokes. Basically there was a woodsman Ron and a laissez faire hyper capitalist Ron
>>221074304The characters were originally supposed to be more cynical stereotypes of government officials, much like the characters in The Office save for Pam and Jim were negative stereotypes of office drones. However, when the tone of the show shifted to be more positive, and increasingly progressive, they had to become more likeable, so Ron became the heckin millennial masculine ideal, even though his character was basically supposed to be little more than the absurd juxtaposition of a bureaucrat who had been promoted to head of a department without even believing in the concept of government.
>>221081328It wasn't the "millennial masculine ideal" it was just a minor resurgence of the LMFAO optimism crap, they were selling t shirts and pillows with llamas wearing sunglasses and such around this time... it's just wholesome quirk chungus male ca. 2012
