Not this shit again

>>221107062
He is the equivalent to Chris Stuckmann except he’s on the right, in that he’s painfully predictable, dull, not insightful, boring, generic, and up his own arse.

Goe awae naou

>>221107062
is he drinking neurotoxins? and wearing sunglasses indoors? i dont know who he is but he seems badass

>>221107062
Can't trust a man who can't even drink yet claims to.

LOL bottle isnt even open

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he's a bestselling novelist to boot

>>221107095
looks like some sissy wimp lefty has their panties all in a bunch tonight lol

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>>221107062
Literally right about everything and makes lefty chuds piss and shit their diapers

>>221107321
you shouldn't wear wife beaters if you have 25% bodyfat

>>221107342
>taking advice from the 90% bodyfat people
No thanks, blobthing.

>>221107062
He gets some things wrong, after all, he liked the Fallout TV show

>>221107302
you?

>>221107321
id be embarrassed if my hair looked like that and you know he does it to look taller....

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>>221107062
>he liked that stupid k-pop movie

even if you like his views he has pretty terrible taste

>>221107062
>god awful Scottish accent

That’s gonna be a big nope from me, dawg.

report eceleb threads as off topic

>yeah I'm somewhat of an avid film enjoyer
>anyway here's my review of the latest bobo the monkey Disney movie made for children and indians

Dishonest critic. In his breakdown of the Supergirl trailer he makes a stink over a Kryptonian getting drunk and how that shouldn’t be possible. However, in his livestream posted days prior, he was given the explanation on how a Kryptonian could get drunk (drinking on a planet with a red sun). So he either recorded the breakdown after, making him a liar, or recorded it earlier and didn’t feel the need to edit his breakdown, making him a lazy liar, or he didn’t bother to double check and forgot, making him a lazy idiot.

>>221107062
How fat and miserable do you need to be to pick this as your e-daddy? Or to be looking for e-daddies at your age? Strongly consider euthanasia.

>>221107645
>ah I see that independent cinema is doing well atm
>allow me to explain why this is all about Disney for 3 hours with my retarded grifter friends

>>221107752
yeah he's retarded chud that "owns the libs" to gain an audience and make money, what do you expect

anyone who watches any youtube faggot is a braindead sheep. why does anyone watch these faggots?

get off his dick bruh. quit ridin grifter nuts nigga

>>221107095
stay triggered snowflake

>>221108455
there is a lot of money in telling chuds what they want to hear

>>221107321
egg head with no muscles. this dude for sure has a muffin top

>>221107062
He's on the money when it comes to 'the message' but he leans on that too much.

>>221107095
I don't think you're allowed to be "on the right" in europe

>>221107062
>Scottish
>Has access to some of the finest single-malt whisky in the world
>Even the top shelf stuff that doesn't get exported
>Could be supporting his local distillery and the Scottish economy
>Goes with the cheapest, shittiest American shit for his "I am le epic grumpy alcoholic" image
That really tells you everything you should know about this dumb faggot.

>>221107095
pretty much aye, used to be slightly interesting to watch when he started off (2019 or so) when the zeitgeist was still peak woke, but now it's just repetitive and dull
using AI thumbnails now which is also cringe

>>221107321
This is the gayest looking man I've seen today.

>>221107321
>critizes movies
>can't even write a better movie than the ones he mocks

OP's saying that he agrees with Critical Drinker that Masters of the Universe 2026 is a good movie and you should too.

>>221107786
His midwit audience wants him to shit on disney and "woke" shit, so he's forced to oblige

>>221107062
He's just a safe edgy asshole, he spouts your typical center-right talking points with a splash of racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia and just enough "jokes", forced memes, and quick cutaways so that nobody can be certain he's being serious. He's no different than that dipshit Nerdrotic in that his critiques are too predicable and will always just lazily trash the latest Marvel or Star Wars product with the most boring, braindead takes imaginable while praising some obscure independent arthouse foreign film so morons think he's a film buff.

>>221107062
Idol for insecure cucks in their 20s, Just like Tate
PS You will die alone

No, that’s Doomcock.

Why does grifting for the right pay more than grifting for the left?

he's just the logical end point of RLM (who were already just a more cynical, 4chan-friendly version of Channel Awesome).

meanwhile, film critics continue to exist. they have radio shows and newspaper articles. find some you like.

>>221114811
former left-wing grifter here. we did it for free. whole rulebook about how it's always 'we' and we're part of the movement etc.
cult/pyramid scheme bullshit, wasn't bringing about socialism in our times, but it WAS generating revenue in org memberships.

Can he please stop with the repetitive poop/fart/puke clips?

>>221114895
part of his 'brand' innit.

like how every gamer YouTuber has the same five or six old vidya tunes in their rotation.

anyone who refers to themself as "drinker" like it's something to identify with is a retard. 9 out of 10 people drink, they don't go around saying "I'm a drinker!!!" college freshman faggot shit.

>>221114839
if you're a film critic in the contemporary movie scene, then you're definitely mentally ill. or you mainly watch niche stuff nobody cares about.

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>>221115013
> then you're definitely mentally ill. or you mainly watch niche stuff nobody cares about.

i like Mark Kermode and he's just doing his job same as always. he's even shifted away from the BBC, gone full podcaster/YouTuber.

at the very least i appreciate that he bothers to do some research and takes films on their own merits. could be a French arthouse film, could be a gritty drama, could be a kids' anime flick.

shit's actually useful to me if i'm looking for something to watch, it gives me a general idea of whether it's worth going to see.

>>221115187
too sensible for this thread

>>221115371
you're meant to call me a faggot for listening to a leftist and/or caring about film critics at all, anon.

>>221107095
It’s surface level criticism for the low IQ masses. He reads out the plot synopsis from wikipedia and will chime in every now and then to say something basic like “thats stupid” to give the illusion he’s reviewing the movie. He will literally wait until right of centre twitter comes to a conclusion on said movie or show and then regurgitate popular talking points while providing zero depth or insight into it all because he has none. He has no idea what he’s talking about. He just has the grift down.

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>>221107062
>Literally right about everything
Except when he isn't.
>"wokie show is over! its finished! its going to be cancelled!"
>it lasts another 2 or 3 seasons
>still takes a victory lap anyway years later when it does finally get cancelled
This nigga is the "two more weeks" of shit being over.

>woke drunkard grits millions from retards by pretending to not be woke

rightoids are all marks.

>>221115515
I don't think he's secretly woke or anything, I think he just sees it as a good grift and doesn't really give a fuck.

>>221107095
>arse
Europeans and Canadians need to go to 4chan.cuck, .org is only for Americans.

>>221107062
he's right that there are retards who are easily impressed and farmable

>>221107321
shut your mouth if you dont want to brush your teeth

nasty

>>221115187
God bless you Anon

>>221107095
Direction-brained dumbass