This is just sad. Tom Holland tried to go on a gay date with this straight soccer star or something and the dude ghosted him because he's a complete nobody.Do you think if Tom Cruise tried to setup a gay date with this guy he would be like "Tom who?" Doubt it.
>>221280849Because there are no more block busters to build careers. Actors used to carry movies, now IPs. Tom Holland will always just be "that guy who played Spider-Man"
>>221280849DIOS MIO.....................
They do, there would be a fucking human stampede in any mall if you let them know he was coming. This guy is a fucking dumbbell who blew it. He doesnt know who it is but he is wearing that like a badge of pride because he does know how cool it is too meet a celebrity. Kinda like humble bragging hot girls make about getting hit on all the time.
Why don't actors who are new to the industry have the same connections and pull as actors who've built their careers over decades? I don't know, it's a mystery for the ages
>>221280922What the fuck, they all look like they have down syndrome
>>221280999nords
>>221280849>ywn be important enough to be invited to dine with Tom Holland
>>221280999If it is the show I am thinking of, I have only seen it advertised, then that is the point. They get a bunch of literally retarded people to ask famous people question.
Bruh Hollywood is dying. Nobody gives a fuck about actors like they used to because there are no movie stars anymore.
>>221280849US cultural hegemony is shrinking with the internet allowing for example music to be chosen freely and not limited to 5 (((Voice of America))) government sanctioned radio stations paying 2 US music rights owners.Spotify has opened up almost every country to have domestic music be the by far widest music genre again.I never hear US rap anywhere anymore.
>>221280952>>221280849Does anyone have a screencap of Varg initially refusing to believe that this guy is Norwegian and then finally (begrudgingly) conceding after he does his own race autism math?
>Spider-TwinkWould've left his ass on read, too
>>221280849They arguably have even greater reach but no star power. The aura of Brad Pitt isn't replicable by any modern actor because we simply know too much about every up and coming celebrity, there's no mystique, and worse they usually get funnelled straight through a school instead of being scouted or guided by a friend or answering some casting call.
>>221280849based>>221281080ThisMy grandma has the radio on whenever she cooks and it is 90% americana American music interlaced with cringe German radio announcers talking about some boomer She gets like 1-2 german songs an hour
>>221280952Judge Holden lookin' ass.
>>221281080US movies still show in every cinema and are the majority of films shown
>>221281131Study him!
>>221281080>I never hear US rap anywhere anymore.giwtwm
>>221281136He's right about rap though. Nigger culture is only adopted by the bottom of the barrel of every other race, it's low class coded and very much American racial politics coded.
>>221281136Its far less than in old days.Most American movies dont make it abroad anymore.
>>221281188It's still the most popular music in the world. Everyone just listens to local, national rap.
>>221281188Bad Bunny is effectively the same slop. Nothing's changed.
>>221281033>They get a bunch of literally retarded people to ask famous people question.And the famous people are retarded too, right?
>>221281227rap is just a way for people who cant sing to still be singers.Too much rap these days has too much melody with some retard "rapping".
>>221280849>soccer starThat's like saying 'Pokemon cards star' or 'jazz music star'.
>>221281227Nope. No rap songs in the top 100 even in the US.
>>221281264bad bunny is not us american though
>>221281282Americans have no idea how popular soccer is in brown countries like Mexico and Germany and Brazil and France.
>>221281264No one outside of the US knows who that is
>>221280999Nordic blood is basically half slavic/Mongolian. They lost their pigmentation because of the lack of sunlight.
>>221280849CROMAGNON'D
>>221281282true Haaland is no one compared to Francis-Tyrone Jaqueesh III Jr.
>>221281317Ironic considering nobody in the US knew who it was until the media had to convince us he's popular. I thought he was a black woman.
>>221281033>They get a bunch of literally retarded people to ask famous people question.I think the issue is that the 'famous person' unironically looks like the biggest retard in the room.
>>221280849>>221280922SPIDERBROS...
>>221281317the entire American continent knows him but no one beyond
>>221280981>how cool it is too meet a celebrityYou sound like sub 70IQ woman.
>>221281264I thought that was the cash me outside girl up until the Superbowl where it turned out to be some latin dude
>>221280999It's Finland, they are all retarded.Also, checked.
>>221281282no it isn't, dumb retard
>>221281469Ok parasocial loser woman
>>221280999its from a show where mentally disabled people get to ask celebrities questions. its pretty nice if you arent a soulless unfeeling faggott. norwegian
>>221280849Based Cro-Mag
>>221280922what's goin on with norwegians , someone brief me up. something in the food?
>>221281530You misunderstand - celebrities meet retards everyday, but why does this celebrity looks exactly like those retards?
>>221281553They're asian mutts.
>>221280922Haaland actually makes them look healthy and ok.
>>221281282This nobody can buy and sell Tommy Spiderman.
>>221281553They are mix of Hungarians and Mongols, for some reason.
>>221281556because hes from bryne which is filled with country hick retards. they're charming, but country hick retards. i live in a city relatively close to it.
>>221281566I have no idea what any of those things are. The fuck is 'Manchester City'.
>>221280849>>221280952What phenotype is this
>>221281584It's a Muslim city
>>221281093Why would varg think he's not Norwegian
Entertainment used to be a way, way, waaaaay less crowded market back then. Less competition, easier to get to the top
>>221281607that's a funny cartoon of haaland
>>221280999>>221280922Are they all Norwegian? Looks like a nig is in there
>>221281093kek that's hilarious
>>221281530name of the show is "A-Team" btw
>>221281607The monoculture sure helped too.
>>221281067No one cares about athletes either
>>221281602He has nig features
>>221280922>bro you're so embargowhat the fuck does embargo mean in this context?
>>221281584>I don't know what money isNot sure how I can help you.
>>221281227Country is bigger than rap
>>221281597Nordid with Dalofaelid features in particularhttp://humanphenotypes.net/Dalofaelid.html
>>221281553>something in the foodActually, yeah, there is, which is why they had their own supply of retard feed shipped with them
>>221281647top left reminds me of Mick Jagger
>>221280849What the fuck is this creepy shit>dude I'm famous. You're famous. Let's have dinnerAt least meet in person first
>>221281657He just looks finnish so maybe that's his ethnicity but looking at him when he was younger he looked more normal
>>221281136Are they also the majority of films made?
>>221280849I think holland is at fault in here. Hes probably trying to get more clout with haaland, the latter is big in football scene right now and practically haaland has no reason to have some wine and dine session with holland. I mean what are they going to talk about in that table?
>>221281584The fuck is 'the Chicago Wankstains'
>>221281812Football maybe? Holland's a football fan, so...
>>221281779Can confirm.I'm a Norwegian with a Finnish grandmother, and I look retarded like Haaland. My first gf said she liked me because I looked different "like an alien".
Norwegian kinda sounds jeety
>>221281793Yes.
>>221280849based
>>221281848Do fins and norgs look that different in general though, yeah you have isolated cases like this weirdo but in general they seem to be as similar as English and germans
>>221281848Maybe she had an ayy fetish. Did you probe her?
>>221281812as someone who is from the same region as haaland in norway and with a similar dialect, i can tell you from norwegian interviews, he sounds like a real down to earth simple guy (not stupid, just simple) who isnt super interested in the intricacies and dynamics of weird industries like hollywood and shit. hes just some lunk who wants to play some footie and thats fine.
>>221281852Haaland has a heavy southwest dialect and the people interviewing him are literally retarded. None of that is what Norwegian usually sounds like.
>>221281718Neat
>>221281886Finns look very different from scandis. They look more like Sami.>>221281892Yes. Maybe.
>>221281852what the fuck are you talking about?
>>221280849Benjamin Frankling was right
Is there a reason Nordic people look so weird? Not all of them obviously but these are strange features
>>221280922Is he visiting a health care facility for the mentally impaired? What the fuck is going on with the audience?
>>221281886finns are completely different. if they ever do look like us, its because of swedish mixture. the savolaxid phenotype in this image is the most stereotypical finnish face i can imagine as a scandi.
>>221281727Based. I'm planning on visiting clapistan some time in the near future and the expensive goyslop they consume has me more concerned than anything else
>>221281935you need to stop conflating finns with other scandinavians. finns are literally not even indo-european. they are a really weird exceptional people in that regard
>>221281935>Norwegians drink shampooIt's all starting to make sense..
>>221281701Why would anyone do this?
>>221280849There is no shared culture anymore. Half these people watch shows/movies from whatever hell hole they came from. They're only here for the gibs.
>>221281935Do Fingolians really drink shampoo?
>>221281935If you're snowed in half the year... and your sister is there... and you are there... well.... you know how it goes.
>>221281987this is a finn.
>>221281996kek
>>221281227Rap isn't even the most popular music in America anymore.
>>221281952need me an East-Nordid gf
>>221281935Cute gril, would abduct on horse back desu
>>221282012Are you sure? She doesn't look retarded enough. Maybe she just started hitting the shampoo..
>>221281566>A milly a week to kick a ball aroundHonestly we should kill sportsfags
>>221280849Futbol is inherently homophobic
>>221282040goys love their goytainment, bruh.
>>221280849Ugly people talk the most shit.
>>221281530Why does the celebrity look like that?
>>221281842Yeah, I'm sure that will be very interesting for Haaland. I'm sure he can't get enough conversations with clueless fairweather fans.
>>221282066because hes a cro-magnon ape from Bryne. her probably exclusively ate this horrid thing that people from there eat called Farse throughout his whole childhood
>>221281947Typical reddit AMA
>>221280952This is his brother
>>221280849Its because all they all look like little kids! Chalamet and Holland both are like little dudes. Teeny tiny short with baby faces. They look like 14 year olds. No one looks like an adult. No one has any aura at all. No charisma. No presence. Gyllenhaal, gosling, Paul walker - they were the last generation of male actors that actually became adults. Can you even fathom a zoomer or younger having the fatherly presence of a Tom Hanks? Its over. Theyre all 5'7 13 year olds.
>>221281569You're a mix of two niggers
>>221282104i miss back when film stars could look like balding fat fucks like gene hackman
https://youtu.be/IYf7RisGNIU
>>221282104>Chalametproblem?
>>221280849I mean, I have no clue who this dude is because I don't watch soccer. By the same token, maybe he doesn't watch movies, so he doesn't know any actors?
>>221280849>tries to be nice to this downs syndrome looking faggot soccer player.>gets it thrown back in his face for no reasonhow will he ever recover
>>221282191> for no reason
>>221281718Wrong.png
>>221281935They're the whitest of whites untainted by darkness
>>221282152An actor who can't kiss a girl for shit is "pulling girls". Propagandized shits for brains.
>>221281989Humiliation ritual. Part of the contract
>>221281987Looks like a kulkin
>>221280849>1996>Gen ZCan somebody in a high place just settle the score already. Being born in 2003 myself I see 1996 people as being Millennials. Yung Lean, Ayesha Erotica, Lil Peep, Ski Mask The Slump God etc aren't Gen Z to me. Yung Lean especially he's like as Early 2010s as it gets.
>>221280922Capeshitsissies I don’t feel so good…
>>221282064Turn your monitor on
>>221280922this guy is the weirdest looking fucker, I work a front desk job and see 100 new people a day and this guy would've mega stood out
>>221282324>only mentions niggersJesus what the fuck is wrong with americans
>>221282191>tries to be nice to this downs syndrome looking faggot soccer playerDude he doesn't even know who this gay lord is
>>221282324its just some shit invented by billionares to make "generations" fight against eachother. its literally just fake bullshit. in other countries they actually neatly divide generations by major events that actually make sense rather than stupid shit like gen z and gen alpha and shit. boomer is the only generational name that makes sense because its clear what it indicates
>>221280981theres under 10 celebrities i'd wanna meet and even then I'd say cya later within 5 minutes
>>221282324I have literally never heard if any of those people
Who the fuck is Erling Haaland? I've never heard of him but I have heard of Tom Holland.
>>221282353literally 3/4ths of those are white, retard
Why the fuck do people worship these football grugs? Its insane behaviour. Literally nothing of value would be lost if every sports player dropped dead this second.
>>221282473youre american
>>221282324The whole generation thing is retarded are region or country differences are way bigger that the differences one can have with someone 10 years younger or older living in the same area
>>221282363No other nation cares about generations and neither did America until 2-3 years agoFor the purpose of polls or the likes normal non-psyopped people just use age ranges relevant to the question asked eg 0-15, 15-25 etc
>>221282487>whaaaaaaat you didn't know that lil nigga boi 69 was white???
>>221282499No I'm in Ireland.
>>221282497sportsoids are the biggest goycattle in the world.
>>221282511>AAAAHHH I DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS HELP HELP ME HITLER THE JEWS ARE HURTING MEEEEEEEEEEEE TECHNOLOGY IS SCARY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHgoogling all those names takes 2 seconds per name.
>>221281657He doesn't. He does however have some archaic european hunter gatherer features.
>>221282535I don’t need google to see they’re bigger names. doesn’t matter if they’re white niggers or black niggers, your culture is trash
>>221282152Right probably still has sex with better looking women with fewer STDs though
>>221282324Those are all zoomers.
>>221280849>>221280922Monsters Inc. succ machine victim lookin-ass
>>221282040>A milly a year to star in a children's movieHonestly, we should kill capeshitters.
>>221282095
>>221282649HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK i made that shit up and just assumed he loved farse. i went to school for a year in bryne and all the fucking stereotypes about them really are true. thats crazy lmao
>>221282601Elite burn
I learned a lot from this thread, thanks anons.
>>221280952There's loads of jocks in my state that look just like this guy.Ugly pig-nose fuckers.>>221281935They have ratty thin hair and look like they populate half our white trash population with Scotts and Irish making up the other half.
>>221281560>>221281569>amerilards mix up scandis with fingolian chadscome the fuck on
>>221282095is that...is that a fucking bread sandwich?
>>221282850They're americans, anon, they know nothing of the world beyond their borders.
>>221282862Looks like some kind of dried meat in the middle
>>221282324i was born in 96 and all my life I understood I was the oldest Gen Z, that said I am 100 times more millennial culturally because Gen Z shit is cringe, but thats what being born on the threshold will do
>>221280849>zoomerIsn't Tom Holland 30?
>>221282989did anybody say tom holland was a zoomer?
>>221280922So all these retards know who tom holland is? And they understand what's funny about this situation? Or they just recorded them laughing while watching teletubbies and then cut those shots in?
>>221281947He literally is, most of the audience has downs and it's a show where they could ask questions to celebs
>>221280922So norwegians are remaking hollywood films now? Who's playing nurse Ratched?
Can a Finn tell me if that Gollum sauna game is real?
>>221283042That sounds like a fun show.
>>221280849Because zoomers aren't as much of a cattle idol worshippers like basedlennials or boomers that's not necessarily a good thing since they are more nihilistic
>>221283109its very cozy and wholesome. 4chan negative nancies will pretend to not like it, but its very nice.
Why do Danes and the Dutch look more like each other than they look like Germans, even though Germany is in between them? They’re close to each other in height too while Germans are a little shorter.
>>221281727>retardfeedthey literally brought five michelin tier chefs to cook them BBQhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DZFmbFoys0M/
>>221280849Tom Holland isn't a big name if you're not into capeshit. I can't name a single thing he's in other than Spiderman. I'd likely not know who he is if it weren't for /tv/ being flooded with capeshit consoomers.
>>221280849>biggest marvel star I'd thought that would be RDJ
>>221283203>national menuAppetizer: Wagyu steaks, carpaccio and burgers in Japanese style.Main course: The best Norwegian meat from Norwegian farms, Villa Wagyu, Røhr Gaard, Røysland Gård, Dyster Gård and a variety of Clubsteaks from TT-Meat, T-Bones, Tomahawk steaks and a Texas special "Braised Brisket" baked in a smoker for 15 hours.Dessert: Fresh Norwegian strawberries with homemade vanilla ice cream.
>>221283203Pussy shit. Go get some American BBQ
>>221280922I have no sympathy for sport goblins but who the fuck randomly messages a stranger to dinner?
>>221280981Tom's not gonna fuck you, fag.
>>221283269Most people don't want to eat food pumped with chemicals that make men lactate.
>>221281935Haaland is just ugly, and there's also a huge part of "forest-finns" and sami genes around. Our girls are cute af
>>221283279its literally the basis of networking.
>>221283329Why would an actor randomly try to network with an athlete. Was the message in question sent via Grindr
>>221283329the basis of networking is knowing the right homies and being properly introduced through the right channels, not random harassment you weirdo
>>221283269It was literally just good grassfed beef not basedfed american shit. I've lived in America and your test level must be avg 10 nmo/l. Your orange juice tastes like cool aid and all your fruit is sprayed to oblivion.
>>221282324>Being born in 2003 myselfChrist I'm getting old
>>221281067And that's a good thing!
Haaland is terrifyingHe's huge, strong, fast as fuck, plays with incredible intensity like he's in a berserker rage. When he starts running at full speed, you can imagine him carrying an axe and taking someone's head off. Also, he looks less like a nig to me and more like a caveman.He's got a total Grug face and he plays like he has a neolithic hunter's instincts as well.Watch some clips of him playing, he is a monster
>>221281365wtf why do they all have down syndrome, is this a skit? Its so surreal
>>221283421>Your orange juice tastes like cool aid and all your fruit is sprayed to oblivion.Maybe spend more than bottom dollar when buying groceries, dipshit.
>>221283355>>221283373Again, neither of you are celebrities and have no idea how it actually works amongst the elite, which is fine, I don't blame random faggots on 4chan to get it. I work for a famous person, the amount of cold calls you get from other celebrties is fucking astronomical, and a dm is the same shit.>do you want to hook up (do business, sell something, fuck, eat, etc)I know you fags think this is unbelievable but I implore you to get a pair and go work for someone that actually runs in these circles you'll learn so much.Also the stock market is a complete scam.
>>221282497They're the best in the world at what they do. It's still dumb but it's at least better than worshipping movie stars who just say lines in front of a camera
>>221280849Millenials grew up typing on keyboards and so unlike their parents and grandparents their hands were soft and immaculate, this collectively made them self-conscious of their apparent femininity steering them towards performative manliness, completely lacking the awareness to figure it just made them even look like bigger faggots. Zoomers at least admit to proudly being femboys and trannies and such.
>>221281727Thats ironic given how their salmon is farmed.
>>221283645You sound faggy enough to be telling the truth, so fine I'll take your word for it.>I implore you to sell your soulNo
>>221283744Is the salmon inbred or something?
>>221283886No, it's on rice.
His gf is a babe, but she looks like she was created in a lab to follow current female beauty trends.Ethnically ambiguous with Kardashian / trans-latina pigmentation.
what a nice zoomie thread of talking about dorky looking faggots and how much better one is over the other!im sure x really mogs y!
>>221280922This guy is fucking based, who the fuck watches shitty marvel movies.
>>221280952I remember triggering some Norwegian fag on /tv/ when I pointed out how they look like albino apes. He unironically thought Haaland wasn't Norwegian.
