How you politely decline the prospect of an ass fucking in a way that lets the requester feel felt, seen, and respected?
>>221357465I just respond with: i do the ass fucking around here, and then I go about my day, considering the issue settled
>>221357465>"you need to be at least 6' tall to fuck me
The best thing is to keep yourself out of prison. That should be your first rule. Let's face it: we're all a bunch of nerds on 4chan, and people like us are unsuited to the thug culture of prison. But if somehow you do go to prison, and these thirsty faggots come after your butt, then I'm afraid you'll have to stand up for yourself. Don't just bend over and take it, because once they know you're a bitch, it will never stop.
>>221357465By shanking him 72 times in the belly
>>221358201the gay rights era means bottoms are pretty open in prison and its all consensual
>>221358201>>How do I accomplish X?>>The best thing is to avoid needing X in the first placeFuck off with your smug plebbit-tier answer. Tired of useless shitstains not knowing anything, and proceeding to provide self-righteous masturbatory advice.
>>221357465Only a homophobic fascist would not allow a fellow prisoner access to their tight, pink, bussy.
>>221358201the one random felon I've gotten into a random conversation with about prison told me there are enough gays/punks in prison that rape isn't a big deal. He seemed like he was full of shit about everything else he said though.
>>221358201I dont live in the USA or other third world countries so I dont have to worry about prison rape even if I go to prison.
>>221358603Seething assfucker detected
>>221357465I tell them that i´m not a homosexual
>>221357465Aggressively rape your raper first. Show dominance.
>>221359044Neither are they. You have to be human first.
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>>221358201I tried to be gangsta when I was younger but my mom wouldn't let me. Biggest regret of my life.
>>221359017that doesn't even make any sense lol
>>221359263¿Jorge?
