IT'S UP!https://youtu.be/MZIrD6xnkL0
>>221360679Kys
>no The BatmanNo watch.
>>221360679Red Letter Media is gay and lame
>>221360679Why is there always a Fleischman's vodka bottle front and center in the shot now? Are they mocking my alcoholism?
>>221360679>Its another Mike dodges a movie review episodeThis nigga lives in milwaukee and he talks about going to theaters like hes in a shithole town in detroit
>>221360679We need a separate board for ecelebs
>>221360679Kek, mike even suffers from "teenagers" fatigue...
>>221360761Milwaukee is full of you-knows
>>221360761He’s just lazy. He would rather stay home and watch stuff on streaming.
>>221360761If they're not even gonna talk about a big movie for 30 seconds in a mid year catch up then you know for a fact they skipped it entirely.
>>221360761GOSH DARNED TEENAGERS!
Imagine you see a movie and people talk in the background, couldn't be me
They're right that Backrooms was more interesting than Obsession, and that Curry Barker sounds like a dumbass in interviews compared to Kane Parsons.
>>221360679These catch-ups used to be a good watch for picking out stuff I'd missed, but these two halves have just been miserable.
>>221360679>more discussion of new movies nobody saw or cares aboutpass, call me when another re:view gets posted
>>221360679Did they watch Citizen Vigilante?
I wish Mike got his ass kicked on camera so bad holy fuck that would be priceless
>>221360679>Mike: "I'm happy that Kane and Barker are doing well, good for them, you know, being so young and given chances. But let's not kid ourselves, it's two white dudes, Hollywood loves to pretend they are taking chances, but they know what's safe and what sells."why is he like this now? every fucking review he brings up race and white people somehow
>>221360679>It is another Mike Stoklasa, writer of Space Cop, can make a better movie than a successful director
>>221360945Mike Stoklasa is just more bitter that he failed as a filmmaker and that others are more successful than him.
>>221360945Mike thinks that hating White people will make jews and blacks love him. It is all leftist virtue signaling.
>>221360945I was surprised that Mike didn’t throw Markiplier in there but I guess since Mark is half-asian that makes him okay.
>>221360919Parsons comes across as a pretentious know-it-all, but I guess that's better than being a designer-sunglasses-wearing hillbilly dullard like Barker.
>>221360679Remember when Red Letter Media used to be good?
>>221360679Why are Mike and Jay talking about movies when there are more important stuff happening in the world like starving children in Africa?
>>221360945He's a fat old ugly loser.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>221360945jesus, people on this board will believe anything
>>221360945It’s just something liberals do when they get older cause they said race jokes or faggot back in the day
>It's a "Mike has to dance around Black Youth ruining spaces and threatening anyone who calls them out with death" episodeMakes me laugh every time
>>221360761More like dodges talking about the race
>>221360679Sorry, I don't watch Disney affiliated channels.
I've never heard people talking loudly and being huge assholes in a movie theater, it's just not done in my country.
>>221361208Where I live it doesn't happen mostly because there will be always someone in audience who yells at them to shut the fuck up, and if they don't they get few good solid slaps, but I can see a situation where there is simply too many yappers and that's a waste of money for a ticket.
>>221360679These old faggots are out of their league. Wow. Can't even sit through a movie in the theater for their movie review show
>>221361208When I went to see Backrooms it was filled with very loud teenagers but the movie actually put them all to sleep by the end.
>>221361123poltards are relentlessly cynical and skeptical except in all the places where it actually counts.
>niggers ruined Obsessionlmaoooo Unc got dabbed.
>>221361313Implying it was niggers and bot incels screaming at the screen how much they are being genocided watching it.
>about eight ...teenagersClassic Mike "The Fourth Reich" Stoklasa.
>>221361462Who else, huh? Who else?
>>221360679>Obsession doesn't have its own dedicated reviewThey're getting lazy as fuck.
>>221361395Rent free
>>221360679Oh, no.
>>221360679Red Letter Media is straight and rad.
When the backrow is full of nig.. I mean, urban youths.
>>221361056They were never good.
>>221360679Are they gonna review Supergirl? >>221360679
>>221360679I heard Rich Evans got exposed for being in the Epstein files.
>>221361207literally this
>>221361811i highly doubt it, but i think mike likes lobo
>>22136181150/50
>>221360679Where the fuck is Vigilante?
>>221360679>Mike had to leave because of """loud teenagers"""When are we allowed to just say "blacks?"
>>221360761I legit think Mike makes up these stories of “loud” people at this point. I think Mike just hates being in theaters and would rather be at home watching Star Trek TNG and Big Mouth while checking his phone. There is no way that every single showing of a movie is full of loud people. Even if they are or are not black. I legit think Mike Stoklasa is just lazy and can’t sit still in a theater for two hours.
I haven't watched RLM in some time but I have noticed a lot of people have turned on them in recent time. What happened exactly?
>if you speak up against the teenagers, even politely, they will want to fight youJesus, just say niggers Mike
Even George Lucas most worst ideas is better than this cringexcore cringe critic
>>221360679I'm one minute in.>Mike likes movies popular with reddit in his old age, as long as they're not too blatantly "woke.">Jay only watches movies that are popular enough for his reaction, but he still mostly just loves horror pervert movies.How far off am I?
>>221360679>movies are all terrible now!>but also we love every new movie and will criticize nothing!
>you know what happens with young people when you tell them to be quietWe know Mike. We know
>>221362805Mike likes the quirky goyslop and Jay likes the slowburn goyslop
>>221360679Mike hates lunchtime rowdies
>>221362879Bunch of Chicken Jockeys jumping all around the theater
>>221360679Have Mike and Jay always been cattle?
>>221360945He literally didn't say this
>>221362202>a lot of people have turned on them in recent time. What happened exactly?Disney paychecks became too fucking obvious.
>>221360679>it was everything I ever wanted in a 3 hour YouTube videoessay narrated by an egregious nepobaby
I thought Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die was low budget Amazon slop and the Gore Vrybynski was the guy who directed that movie Wobble Palace with Dasha. Not some big wig. Learned something from this rlm vid
>>221362915You didn't see them endorse every marvel film?
>>221360737I know you are but what am i?-mike
The prank they're gonna pull on Mr. Plinkett is gonna be so epic. Can't wait to watch him making out with Jay as a joke.
>>221361868His name is featured 38000 times in the files, I think. Or maybe it was that other pedo.
>>221362957The tears in Rich Evans eyes and Mikes visible erection are gonna look great, they're gonna look great.
>"I've always wanted to see a really good documentary about video stores. They don't exist. They're always, like, about VHS specifically, and it's always, like, hipster crap. Fat bearded guys saying, "Look at my tattoo of a VHS tape."Jay is for sure an incel chud and absolutely /here/. Someone post that t-shirt.
someone post a ddl or valid magnet for videoheaven
>>221360679
>it has the same cast as backrooms a black guy and a white lady executives will love itChuds missed Mike letting the veil slip a bit
>>221360679Mike and Jay thought the action scenes in They Will Kill You were purposefully embarassing and terrible
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>>221360679They need to end Half In The Bag. Watching 50 year old men pretend to enjoy the latest pop culture slop in a vain attempt to cultivate connections in Hollywood is sad and pathetic.
>>221360945everytime when he says white guys he does mental brackets in triplicate
>>221362915>failed film school graduates>always go on about 3 act structure and other formulaic screenwriting cliches>only foreign film they've seen in the last 20 years is probably Parasite>cultureless Americansdid you only just now realise this?
>>221362169>There is no way that every single showing of a movie is full of loud people.whens the last time you went to a movie dumbfuck
>>221360679Mike Stoklasa sucked the trans cock of Gooseworx
jay was looking for flavour of the month for explaining the hype around obsession. happens everywhere and then its forgotten and people move on to next current thing to use as social validator.
>it's another episode of Mike complaining about "teenagers" in the movie theater
>>221363222add it to the list
>>221363245"moviegoing teens"
Obssession doesn't strike me as a movie that particularly appeals to the urban market. So, a group of 8 loud black teenagers in a showing of Obssession seems unlikely.
>>221363308people that annoy you
>>221363313wiggers are just as bad.
>>221363013>Fat bearded guys saying, "Look at my tattoo of a VHS tape."If only Jay was cool enough to get a tattoo.
>>221363313It's a big meme movie and Milwaukee is full of "teenagers"
>>221361047>Parsons comes across as a pretentious know-it-allhe'd fit in well here on /tv/
Where exactly did everything start falling apart? Can they still salvage things or is it too late for them now?
>>221360919>>221361047I bet both of those movies suck ass. It's practically impossible for a 20 year old to make a good movie simply because they're fucking children.
>>221360679>upupload the kino on youtube, kick, twitch,truthsocial,bleusky, mastodon, n rumble.> https://nitter.net/Hi5Ezfkageez/status/2070276761536118916#m
>They Will Kill You is a lot of fun
>>221363361They are too gay and Woke now.
>>221360679debate over. it was rapehow libtarded are they gonna go?
>>221363361It's unironically over for them
>>221360762>We need a separate board for ecelebsEcelebs, Amerinonces, tranny worshipping, star wars, capeshit. All of that, separate board.
>>221363345/tv/ is easily one of the chillest boards
>>221363336it's really fucking bad lol> the city was 38.6% Black or African American, 36.1% White, 5.2% Asian, 0.9% Native American, 9.0% from other races, and 10.1% from two or more races.
>>221363157>only foreign film they've seen in the last 20 years is probably ParasiteThe fact that they constantly bemoan the state of the film industry but refuse to watch anything besides American garbage is damning
>>221363518Mike will literally just watch random shit he finds on Tubi and Plex before he'll read subtitles
>>221360679Half in MY ASS!AAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEE!!!
>>221363404Its the charm of rlm. They think all movies are intentional. They treat trash as "Film" as opposed to trash thrown out there to cynically fill up streaming services with slop
>>221363544He watches foreign films with an English dub. He's a retard.
>>221363558>trash thrown out there to cynically fill up streaming services with slopThey will call this out but only when there's no risk of stepping on the toes of anyone they hope to network with in Hollywood
>>221363518>>221363544>>221363581I was dumbfounded when they were debating reading subtitles vs. dubbing a couple episodes ago. I seriously didn't think actual "movie buffs" would do shit like that? Do Americans really?
>>221360679>have you watched this movie?>nololthose fat fucks are 1 step from reviewing shit they didnt watchits their only fucking jobhow hard is it to sit your ass down once a week and watch a movie you gonna review?
I liked how they made Kane look like an insufferable dullard
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>>221360679>They Will Kill You is bad on purpose and I LOVED it!Late-Stage RLM
>>221360761Milwaukee is worse than Detroit these days. Negroes aplenty to gag you with their fecal smell the moment you step outside your house (unless you are a negro). And then there are the Obongo Somalis, who are even worse version of negroes. If niggers smell like poop, then Somalis smell like diarrhea.
>>221360761You guys must be lucky with your theaters.Past two times my friends and I had to get people to stop talking or get off their fucking phones. legit scrolling tiktoks.really fuck going to theaters. Not worth it. Just wait for it to hit streaming
>>221363705>shit on obsession since everybody loved it>praise they will kill you since everybody hated italso how fucking jealous and bitter mike sounded when talking about the directorkid is talking about his directing approach, and here is mike who cant direct a single scene telling us why the redhead was wrong
>>221360679Yikes, Mike kinda came across a chud in this one
>>221360761try to find any town over 500 that doesn't have a large "minority" presence in Americayou can'teven Anchorage Alaska has problems now
>>221364016*looks outside*Accomplished
>>221360679holy crap, Mike talking about having to call himself a "YouTuber" in the first part is absolutely hilarious
>They like the pretentious faggot more than the chill comedy horror auteur.They really do suck now.
>>221361868Rich was Epstein's handler. When he woke up in his cell to the sound of that laughter he knew his days were numbered.
>>221360761He basically described my experience watching the Backrooms. Had to go back another day to finish the film because my old lady couldn't take it.
>>221360679I hate teenagers, i can't believe there's teenagers talking in this movie theatre, when did so many teenagers move into this neighbourhood, it wasn't like this in the 80's, no nothing else is going on
>>221360679Mike Stoklasa belongs in a retirement home at this point.
>>221363313obsession has a huge tiktok marketing push and little nogs love "scurry" movies, they are 100% showing up
>half of thread thinks Mike is a woke shill>half of thread thinks Mike is a NaziHaha, classic /teevee/!
Wow look at all those movies I don't care for
>>221364564>>half of thread thinks Mike is a Naziliterally nobody thinks that fat antifa slob is nazimaybe other leftsists do, he dosnt complain about white people enough
>>221364111which is ironic since Curry is by far the better actor and director, its not even close how much better made his youtube stuff was than what kane pareson didnot to mention he had a fraction of the budget of backrooms to work withbut guess the more autistic kids wins his favor? i dont get mikes logic at all
>>221360679I hate them.
>>221360679Do these faggots think they're funny for drinking beer or something?
>>221360762we have one. its >>>/trash/
>>221363222I went to a movie theater for the first time since the Last Jedi to see the Backrooms and I was surrounded by zoomers. It was the most polite audience I've ever been in. Every was completely silent except for some light chuckles when it was appropriate.
>>221363518Nobody wants to watch some boring shit about middle age lesbians sharing a flat in Barcelona (runtime: 2 hours 53 min)
>>221363485Only if you mistake functional brain death for being chill, /tv/ post-2017 has been completely bereft of passion for the medium
