Why do white cooking shows differ so much from black cooking shows?
damn Vegeta is going through some rough times
He made his customer happy. Seems like a good business.
>>221481391Only fat people watch and enjoy cooking shows.
>>221481391>black cooking showsthese exist?
>Lesson LearnedWhat was the lesson?
>>221481391>"why can't white people be cool like us?">draws ocs of buff dragon ball characters with edgy wolverine scars
>>221481391someone post the cute edit
>>221481391But eating spicy food isn't even a thing in most cultures and White people love spicy food? This is really the flex?>pours you a glass of milkdrink it
>>221481391>what's that gringo, white cooking? but where are the sauces and spices completely blocking the natural flavor of the meat and vegetables? ay caramba, no me gusta hermano!hot sauces are the equivalent of ordering steak well done
>>221481418That's Raditz
The reason blacks put so much season on their meat is because they are poor and their meat is poor quality. When they’re boasting on Shitter about seasoning their food, they’re just broadcasting how poor they are and nobody points it out. Why?
>>221481391Ypipo invented spices thoughbeit
>>221481391>black cooking shows?I'm pretty sure those don't even exist.
>>221481563They don't put season on their meat at all.Whenever they say "seasoning" they mean Lawry's Seasoned Salt.
>>221481391Blacks can cook?
>>221481391Genuine question: why do people like you make these pointless ragebait posts? I understand engagement bait in places like YoutTube or TikTok, as money in involved, but that's not the case here. What's the point?
>>221481563spices in general were used to hide the smell of rotting meat in warmer countries before fridges and freezers were invented, and I'm sure they still do it to this day in brown shitholes
>>221481391what is a black cooking show? that one british guy with all the memes?
>>221481391So when whites don't eat spicy food, they're soft weaklings who "don't season dey food" and "can't handle the hard stuff", but when they do eat it, they're hot sauce-obsessed, IPA-drinking urbanite redditor sȯyboys. Is that about right?
>>221481648# of posts and (you)s go up- make tiny brain feel good.
>>221481689this, some people do it for free. it isn't about the money, it's about the message.
>>221481648the question you should be asking yourself is, why does it work?
>>221481688The ironic thing is blacks are the ones who can't handle actual spicy food.Go watch any youtube video of blacks trying to eat XXX spicy korean food for example.
>>221481648It's marketing people demonstrating that they can generate x amount of engagement consistantly on this platform. You have to hit certain metrics to be recognized by management.
>>221481688I mean it doesnt have to be one or the other. Bugmen who treat hot sauces as a hobby get mocked for turning it into part of their identity, not because they eat spicy food
>>221481648The average 4chan poster is aware of bait and plays along because it's funny or just uses it as an excuse to call niggers what they are
>They hate how little it takes to make us happy
>>221481475MMMMM HMMMMM
>>221481391>I've got the perfect thing for you, "bro">"bro"Why is Raditz so antagonistic and hateful towards this customer for no reason? Because he's white? Does he know that a white guy calling him his "bro" is just him being congenial?It's because he resents him for being White, isn't it?It's because he hates him for being White, isn't it?That's why this establishment has labeling specifically for Whites, isn't it?I'm pretty sure you can't do that, though.I don't think "sauce for gay people" would go over well
>>221481563I don’t even think the comic faggot larping as dbz characters is supposed to be black
>>221481872OOOOOOOOOOOO MASSA YOUZ GON MAKE DIS PUSSY RIGHT HURR SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
>>221481546All those food truck videos where they squirt 6 different sauces on a hot dog are so disgusting. Literally 900 calories of corn syrup based sauces. They're just diabetics.
>>221481936He's supposed to be mexican.
>>221481611usually with gasoline and a car tire
>>221481651>>221481563It's not seasoning they drown everything in sauce that comes in a bottle and is made out of sugary corn syrup. Same reason they only drink soda. They're diabetics.
>>221481913Only annoying faggots call strangers "bro" or "senpai". Im not your bro, "buddy"
>>221481999Blacks don't use sauces. They exclusively use Lawry's Seasoned Salt.Look it up.
>>221481955OH LAWD
>>221481475yeah it's called 'uber eats commercial', it airs during regular shows.
>>221481963>All those food truck videos where they squirt 6 different sauces on a hot dogmay we see it? I can't imagine a lot of those sauces are calorific unless they're ranch based or something. most hot sauces are low in calories
>>221482005
>>221481563the same reason they bleach their chicken - they are poor buying expired meat.
>>221481999Just yesterday I read the ingredients for that Chamoy sauce they use and laughed out loud. It's 99% corn syrup and food coloring with a dash of powdered pepper
>>221481391How many milk crates is evil goku standing on?
>>221482034Bleach on chicken doesn't do anything about expired meat. They do that because they are retarded. Same with the Dawn soap.
>>221482016I know you think you're clever because you saw a meme but black people drown everything in garlic powder, butter, AND Lawrys. Just seasoning with Lawrys lol, wyte peepul b dum
>>221481391i never understood this meme considering how many white guys make hot sauce their entire fucking personality, like the artisanal hot sauce market only exists because of these douchebags and they're all white
>>221481461Seems like a lefty fag made that comic so, no, a happy customer is BAD. Racist white misogynists should never be happy.
>>221482101Its black projection because they can't actually handle spice.
>>221482030You really had to be there.>>221482016They use 15 different sauces on everything after covering it in lawrys sugar salt.>>221482035Yeah, I don't buy any sauce that contains corn syrup. I find being able to read is a huge benefit in my daily life. Large brand name soups often have a shitload of corn syrup too. Campbells tomato soup is basically corn syrup.
>>221481391 I eat spicy shit. That'll put you in the hospital or kill you if you have pre-existing conditions. I buy hot sauce that comes with morning labels with legal disclaimers stating that you know what you're doing by buying this and that they in no way shape or form responsible if you die from using it responsibly or irresponsible
>>221482112>>221481461I want my food spicy when I say I want it spicy. The proprietor should have checked his racial bigotry and given me my spicy... Also the guy was like 3 heads shorter than me and had no muscles and he was norwood level 6 he didn't have cool DBZ hair.
>White people taco night>White people get angry at Black people for some reason
>>221482125>I buy hot sauce that comes with morning labels with legal disclaimersThese ultra hot sauces were all invented by White men. Da Bomb is made in Kansas by a man in a racist hat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUyryfKyQgU>Bill Murray Doesn’t Flinch While Eating Spicy WingsNow lets see Druski cry and shit his pants drenched in sweat after the first mild wing.
>>221482018OH LAWDY LAWD WHEN MASSA COMES TO THE QUARTERS AFTUH DAWK YOU KNOW… YOU KNOW YOU BE GETTING DAT BWC GUUUUUURLL
>>221481391I watched a video of a Jamaican guy making jerked chicken the other day, I think that might be the only black cooking video I've watched outside of random gifs and shorts of blacks dumping dozens of bottles of random spices onto whatever they're cooking.
It's almost as if when you are insecure and have no achievements to speak of you start being really neurotic and weird and make eccentric claims like you're good at eating food.
>>221482183WE BE GROWLIN DAT GAMER WORD WATCHIN BODY CAM FOOTAGE WITH OUR BWC DILDOS
>>221482125I want to put a vending machine in an urban area and place a single one chip challenge chip in every bag of doritos.
>>221482164We don't get angry about that. The lame ones even lean into it to throw you lil kids a bone because they feel bad for you.
>>221482101It's about west coast liberals and their obsession with "spicy" thai food and food trucks.The fat white hot sauce guy trope is an east coast "i love meat it's so manly" thing
>>221482191Or that people with the same skin color as you invented civilization
>>221482101>man starts a successful businessSTOP MAKING THINGS YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY GRRRRR!
>>221482101This is how insecure faggoty dorks like my best friend and fellow gay guy nick mullen talk about their closeted dorky obsessions without feeling like dorks. Muh Hole Personality!!!
I'm beyond fucking sick and tired of asking the waitress at my favorite Chinese restaurant to make my General Tso's hot and it's barely even mild.I fucking want it so hot that my nose runs you stupid bastards.
>>221482079And then you drown it in so much brightly artificially colored corn syrup sugar sauce until you literally cannot see the food through the sauce.>>221482314Excuse me I am a multi millionaire Eagle Scout with no debt. You avert your gaze.
>>221481391What's funny is that the Overton Window has moved so sharply to the right that jokes like this can't be made anymore. I honestly can't recall the last time anyone ever tried to tease or belittle white people directly. The last big push was the, "wyte pepole dun seezun dey fud" right before everyone discovered blacks wash their chicken with soap.Make no mistake, non-whites still despise white people, but it's not a playful jest anymore.
>>221482359>has a spastic meltdown>not a dorkDORK
>>221482407looks like 4chan is your whole personality
>>221482299>collect tons of hot sauces>the majority of them will taste stale by the time you get around to using thenwhy not just have one sauce for Asian food and another one for everything else?
>>221482399>dish soap and bleach on chickenI literally didn't even know about that shit and I am vigilant.
>>221482438Does hot sauce get stale?
>>221482438Your mistake was assuming they buy those sauces to use them.
>>221482456I would say you aren't vigilant cause that shit has been a meme for like 10 years.
>>221482299>lots of thais on west coast>they open restaurants>the food is great>people like it>this is white hipsters fault
>>221481391Silly whites, what are they thinking. Don't they realize only POCs can tolerate spicy food?
>>221482494As >>221482399 said, you're looking at a relic of a much more intolerant time. That comic is probably a decade old now.
>>221482494White people are the only people of color.Everyone else is just a shade of black/brown skin, black hair and brown eyes.
It's true. I'm the whitest man in the whitest country in the world and pepperoni can make me sweat. Anything hotter than a jalapeno is actual poison. Hot spices originate as natural insecticide, there's no reason to eat that except to kill parasites.
>>221482427Looks like penis and man ass are your whole personality LMAO OWNED
Imagine being a tasteless west coast Silicon Valley fag you buy expensive cuts of beef prepared in good restaurants and drown them in DEVILS RED HOT DICK SAUCE
>>221481546>ordering steak well donewhinging about how people like their steak is equally cringe. It's Iamveryculinary material.
>>221482483Yes, that's when I found out. I didn't know before then.
>>221481391The hottest pepper in the world was created by a white man.
>>221482539Girls have grabbed my man ass and dick before I even see them coming so this is accurate.
>>221482579Does anyone do this?
>>221482655Im pretty sure someone with more money than taste has. It was a big theme of American Psycho
>>221482579You sound like the Billionaires sushi homo.
>>221482688The Thai place I go to does a flank steak with a green salsa. It's bretty good. I wouldn't put hot sauce on a filet but... maybe I should?
>>221481391Covering up horrid rancid meats with spices is low-IQ behavior. Even more so when you act like you're somehow superior for doing it.
>>221481391my uncle looks like this, speaks thai fluently because he lived there for years, and orders the spiciest shit possible in fluent thai. Your move.
>>221482456if you didn't know about that you should go down the corn starch/SKRONG rabbit hole. Before there was kool-aid pineapple, there was a cottage industry of flavored corn starch (edible crack rocks essentially).
>>221482715It might have been chimichurri which doesn’t sound bad it’s just parsley oil and garlic
>>221482760That's a black guy.
IF YOU AINT BLEACHIN YO TAKIS AND HOT CHEETOS ARE YOU REALLY MEXICAN
>>221481391When I go to Thai or Chinese or Vietnamese, etc restaurants I always ask for “Asian spicy” which is basically the code word for “fuck my shit up,” and every time they happily oblige in hopes of watching me squirm but usually what ends up happening is they’re just pleased when my buddies and I are able to handle it without breaking a sweat even when they kick the spicy into high gear. You gotta know how to order, how to phrase your order, and you have to order it with almost a cocky level of confidence like you’re challenging them to knock your ass down a peg, that’s literally all there is to it.>>221482132>norwood 6People who unironically talk like this have got to be the most insecure people on the planet kek
>>221482760>>221481391>Go to my favorite Chinese restaurant after a few years away>They don't recognize me, obviously (arr rook same)>Order their Village Pork Belly, spicy>They watch me devour the whole thing>Guy next to me was with his mother and a NEET complaining about how bad his life has become, but I didn't let that bother me>Finish Pork Belly, go to pay>Talk to waitress about how I love their Dandan Noodles and would've gotten that to go if they still had itI'll never forget the smile that little Asian lady made when she said, "you know our food."
>>221481418They retired
>>221482715>>221482792Yeah green salsa on steak sounds like chimchurri which is great shit. Mexican spot near me sells sliced ribeye with black beans and rice and they do a big spoonful of chimchurri across it. Great stuff. Pic from google but looks pretty much just that
>>221482780Oh I've seen them eating bags of corn starch because they have some sort of nutritional deficiency.>>221482792No it's definitely not chimichurri it's a green salsa with lime, lemon grass, and chilies.
>>221482862>because they have some sort of nutritional deficiencyCorn starch is pure carbohydrates so I don't understand what nutritional deficiency they're clearing up with that besides diabetes.
>>221481651Kys you fucking retard im sick of this retard take go play in traffic
>>221482812I was ironically talking liek that. I don't even know the norwood numbers. Can you really not tell the post was silly? I'm responding to a comic about a guy being insecure about White people being able to eat food.
>>221482836This is one of the sadder and lonelier posts I’ve read in quite some time. If this was some kind of highlight of yours, maybe you need to rethink some things and make some life changes, work on being more social.
>>221482861It's more like a hot sauce with lime in it desu It's kind of like Mexican salsa verde but more thai coded with the lemon grass and lime and thai chilies.. I wish I had a photo of it.
>>221482899I didn’t think you were being entirely 100% serious until you became this defensive about it.
>>221482920Nah, I told my friends about it later that day. It's cute to get recognized as "one of the good ones."
>>221482836I need to find a good Chinese place. I want dandan noods.>>221482920no it isn't your post is much sadder and gayer
>>221482934Stop wasting my time, baldy.
>>221482968>no u
>>221482986I'm not your baldy, mald.
>>221482995You are a time waster.
>>221482986Hey, you watch your mouth. My flowing locks are literally all I have going for me. Like actually. I have nothing else…
>>221483008Sorry if that took a little while for you to read and understand, fren
>>221482018
>>221483092is that michelle obama or ru paul?
>>221481586lurk moar newfag
>>221483096Close…
>>221483107>>221483109Hivemind at it again kek
>>221482427n-no u
>>221483109>>221483107>>221483092I can't tell if this is michelle obama or ru paul...
>>221483158being nick mullen's gay best friend is my whole personality... or was until he endorsed a politician and I realized he was actually a communist muslim. They kill gay guys like us. Not cool, nicky.
>>221482861That looks disgusting, better than jeet or jew chow, but nasty all the same. That beef is wasted, black beans are for peasants and avocados are alright I guess but not with that butthole mexislop sauce and rice.
>>221483194It looks pretty good though...It's a skirt steak bro it's not being wasted.
>>221483188Jesus at least be subtle next time.
>>221483194>black beans are for peasants and avocados are alright I guess>>221483224You know what you're right I forgot pride month ended.LOL I just looked at your image. Holy shit moby turned himself into the gay mr cool ice and this is a real image in my mind forever.
>>221481718Insightful post
I'm trying to save money. All I've been cooking are potatoes and onions. Salt, pepper, maybe a little italian seasoning blend, a dash of olive oil. Sometimes I throw in a can of diced tomatoes. Delicious.
>>221482587Go back
>>221483194>for peasantsnigga who do you think your ancestors were? You think them niggas weren't eatin beans?black beans are delicious you mong.
>>221483194>thing is good and also cheap>Fucking poorfags!Go back to /ck/
>>221483342Where's the meat?>>221483194>eating sushiRICE IS FOR PEASANTS BAHJAHAHAHAHAAH
>>221483224If I’m being honest, this is so distasteful and absolutely retarded that it almost swings right back around to being kind of based. I mean that’s some fucking real commitment to being tacky as shit and I have to say more power to em. I wouldn’t, but if you’re gonna you might as well go all the fuckin way
