>is Pepsi okaaaay?
>>222064953Is that whiskey connoisseur Rob Schneider?
I'm Indian and getting my pilots license.
rob schneider is such a fucking grifter its ridiculous maybe if he was actually funny or original his political bullshit wouldnt seem so gay
>>222064953Pepsi tastes better than Coke in general but Vanilla Coke clears Pepsi
>>222065045You will never be Indian.
>>222065045>maybe if he was actually funny or original name 3 actors that could do the 3 seashells scene better than him?
>>222065061um no sweatyCoke fucking CURBSTOMPS Pepsi. Wild Cherry Pepsi is pretty good, as is the vanilla, but to outright claim Pepsi is BETTER than Coke? Bitch are you fucking tripping.
this is like Tim Heidecker's standup
>>222064953Why the fuck is this washed out fuck suddenly in here? He sold out or something to try and be relevant again?
>>222064953Predictable comedy is never funny.
>>222064953What a fucking wet sack of shit this guy is. Always has been, really.
>>222065356Yeah that's what OP was implying. Are you a bot?
>>222065528This. He should have stopped his joke mid sentence and started doing the cha cha instead
>>222065061best new Coke flavor
>>222065633>releases their best flavor ever last winter>discontinue it as soon as Christmas is overFUCKERS!
>>222064953Obviously the pilots have to be qualified. Is he fucking retarded?
>>222065653Shit was ass
>>222065665Bro it's Rob Schneider
>>222064953What's his catchphrase again?
>>222064953WHERES THE BLOODY JOKES
>>222065159john cena edward norton kevin hart
>>222065665least disingenuous leftoid
>>222065061If you're drinking any sugarslop you're a goycattle.
Ah, yes. My favorite actor from Martians Go Home.
>>222066890Gotta enjoy the little things in life my friend
>>222065505When you're the only entity in your category, you end up as the top entity in your category.
>>222065665qualified by being black, then they ask of they know how to land a plane
>>222065665You could spend ten seconds on Google learning about how the FAA gave the test questions to the black pilots' association to increase how many of them pass the qualification tests. You could do that, but you won't.
>>222065045>rob schneider is such a fucking grifter its ridiculousa grifter is someone who pushes an ideology they don't believe in for money.rob has always been known as a gigantic cuntface in real life. never heard anyone say they had a positive interaction meeting him.he is a hateful piece of shit, this is who he really is, it's not grifting if you believe it.
>>222067247focus on enjoying your little toes before they drop off
I'll take my Pepsi shaken, not woke.
>>222064953Where's the bloody jokes?
>>222064953What's the joke? I thought this was supposed to be comedy? Not just shouting lukewarm political takes to a mic? Right?
>>222067644and my money rob !! pls take my money I only wish I could give more !!
>>222064953The Robster. No crumbs coming his way from the Sandmeister. Promoting the rebranded 12-dollar rail swillerino.
>>222065633this sucked
>>222064953don't be too hard on the guy, judge awarded his wife all the good jokes
>>222067712That's what comedy is now. You say stuff the audience will agree with and their laughter is just a signal of approval more akin to applause than actual laughter, when they aren't just straight up applauding.
>>222067644The left are not going to be able to come back from this
Somebody get this guy a bong hit transplant
I used to think those shitty low budget animated polar bear movies were the most pathetic thing he'd ever done.
>>222064953Chuds watch this and think this is the most hilarious shit ever
>>222064953hardly any worse than "I was roiped" stand-up
>>222064953>some horrid little filipino jew yapping about raceI do not want to be associated with such racial detritus.
>>222067644fucking hell i had to google this to see if it was real hahahaha what a fucking clown are MAGAtards really dumb enough to buy crap like thud?
>>222064953McDonald's Coke is the best soda in the world hands down and it's a shame that you can't have it in your home
>>222068284Big iron on his hiiiip
>>222064953kek it really do be like that though
>>222067644I'm a trans woman of color and this is making me consider suicide.
>>222067358>>>/r/eddit
>>222064953Maybe Greg Gutfield is funny after all.
>>222064953that loud laugh from the man in the audience while the fatfuck wine aunt on his right being serious, funnier than the stand up itself
>>222068284these are the tears of the left he is talking about
>>222064953I felt like I was the only guy who liked him. I liked him as a side kick to Sylvester Stallone and I think Deuce Bigalow 1 is one of the funniest movies ever but he's gone too far with this right wing grift. He can fuck off forever, now. And his wife divorced him, too, even she had enough.
