HOH: KamuNoms: Jason, Lala, MalPOV: LyricDay 23 of 87previously on /bb/: >>222138325
First for Yash running it
mal 4 blockbuster
we're in for a long night of waffling folksthe toolshed meeting where the chud corner will try to push drew barrett off keeping malloryand the outcast side trying to resway taylor to evict lala after she got cold feet
Mal pals.....
hi
What exactly is the gameplan of a Drew/Barrett/Yash by not flipping their votes to save the gay? Just coast with the vets and let them pick them off one by one with all of their Grod superpowers? Wouldn't it be bigger game moves to turn their back on the vets and get them out with the buddies and the gays.
>>222152266its too soon yo
melody just told mallory she thought she had the votes so shouldn't worry about further campaigning. horrible advice and would be why she goes tomorrow if she does
>>222152266Do you really want to understand the chud minds of Yash and kamu
>>222152266Drew and barrett should flip based on how the vets treat them.
kill superfans
>>222152266Barrett and Jason were basically discussing this on the feeds. Jason said that this season is gonna suck unless something changes because of the huge alliance. Barrett agreed and said he doesn’t want to just go through the motions until they decide he’s not needed anymore and get rid of him
When is Mal's feast?
Barrett just wants tv time and dee he's not playing
>>222152352havenot feast is midnight tonight
gonna be a fun episode tonight at least
>>222152378nice
What deal did Mel make?Also I hadn't thought about if it's Lala vs anyone - Taylor is a fucking retard as we saw last week with the Rome vote and the buddies stick together. I think we are cooked senpai. Mal pals I don't feel so good.
Mal is winning this blockbuster
Come up with a realistic scenario where Lala would be going home tonightPROTIP: you can't
What if lala wins the blockbuster?
>>222152602jason would go and we'd all be laughing at how she somehow won a comp
>>222152593
>>222152602jason wins bb: mal goesmal wins bb: jason goeslala wins bb(lol): jason goesit's that simple
>>222152593there's no realistic scenario where any of lala, mal, or jason go home tonight because it's wednesday
>What the fuck is Lala gonna do? Be annoying and not win anything?the female comic with a rare funny bit
>>222152602Fried chicken and watermelon party on Friday
If Jason goes it would be boring
>>222152663Who said this?
>>222152602jason goes and then the boring season marches on
>>222152720melody about laflop
my sources are telling me that the new cbs ownership are pissed about a drag queen being cast and the potential of him getting dressed in drag on live national tv is a major concern. the blockbuster fix is already in, jason is finito. see you on thursday
I'm new to big brother what are the other types of blockbuster challenges besides puzzles? I'm assuming they can't do anything that overtly relies on physical strength so women aren't blantantly disadvantaged? What else is there then?
>>222152593LALA 4 SELF-EVICTIONLALA 4 SELF-EVICTIONLALA 4 SELF-EVICTIONLALA 4 SELF-EVICTION
It feels insane that devens thinks the other are too stupid to know his survivor history and also know how to lie
>>222152770roll balls down a rampdrop balls into a tubeuntangle a rope from a structurecollect colored balls in a air tubepicture association scrambled words
>>222152777she has literally said she doesn't want to be in the house anymore. But $1,000 bucks a week is more than welfare.
>>222152770the best one is coming
>counting votes>me lyric drew barrett jason yash taylor>as long as we have taylor>i think we can have taylorasking a black womyn to vote against a a black womyntsk tsk tsk tsk tsk
>>222152777
>>222152865The ghetto 'gress archetype somehow always lives in a megamansion.
>>222152770Memory challenges and luck challenges. My favorite is the one where you're tied to a rope and you have to untangle yourself
lyric culo
>>222152777They have spoken.
>>222152952
what if the steamroll side wins HoH again
>>222153009it might heat up next week. i can see drew going up
>>222152294total enzo death
>>222153009chuk hohdrew, melody, jason/malory nomsdrew target
>>222153009we can only hope chuk or angela win then
Lyrics much more tolerable with Rome gone
>my baseball team is way below expected from what they were supposed to be this season AND the feeds suckTruly awful summer
>>222152770this one was rigged for keanu but grodner didnt know a pretty princess would be good at dropping balls into a hole
>>222153109Has she been in your Head for the last year mate?
>>222153109i hate this stupid bitch so muchshe's worse than any blm nigger casted
>>222153109
i relate to mel's bitchiness when she has to deal with drew flighty weirdness.
GET IN DRAG SALINA!https://youtu.be/ttptX1NRnYg?si=ioFYszWZK9JSFd6O&t=8
>>222153155i dont understand how she doesnt see he aint with them really
>>222153102>simping for baseball
>>222153102mariners? kek
>>222153166I still don't get why they didn't have Jason as one of the reality tv vets
>>222153102Mariners?
lauren
omg the way drews talking is so fucking manufactored, this nigger can never be dan ugh if i was melody i would check his faggot ass right now
>>222153216>>222153229No, thank god. Would have ended myself after that ALCS. Can't imagine being the only club without a WS appearance, a single fucking pennant.
>>222153140yeah, she was eating a breakfast sammy the last time she was on the feeds
>>222153236hes smooth i wish i was a pretty frat boy and could be a smart ass with everything I say
>>222153236>if I was Melody Lmao but you never could be, cause you were born male
why is butter not allowed?
>>222152770
>>222153314Someone's lactose intolerant. That must really suck, no butter no cheese.
>>222153261
>>222153293hes literally not, he doesnt provide any info and its obvious. he just says his dumb ass jokes and thinks hes so slick. i need melody to clock him soon
>taylor will vote out mal if she's against lala because she doesn't want to go against devens and kamuflop
Sorry but I'm letting one rip in here.
>>222153384goddamn this AI sucks at capturing lauren's essence she looks like arya stark
>>222153421>this AI sucksMany such cases!
>>222153416what gay jew millennial thought of this one, you think?
>>222153498By that description, I'd have to say ... (You)!
OK they cut away from Mal after like an hour of no cuts to Chuk and Angela talking about food. Great. I guess it could be worse button boy last night was unbearable. Also Lyric is on the wrong show.
>>222153586>Lyric is on the wrong showbut then I wouldn't be able to enjoy her
>>222152203Is he still running the house?
>>222153613Dee should get this tied to another person punishment too
>>222153586Lyric's destiny was to fuck a douchebag black man on Love Island and yet here she is wiggling her ass around the BB house
tea party snippet from tonight's episode https://streamable.com/rrrzod
I felt ok about missing the Tea Party Massacre because I got to see every second of the 4am Toolshed formation
Barrett hugging haley?DEE IS GONNA FREAK
>>222153678kino
>>222153715THEM ?
>>222153678>jason heroic music
>>222153678um does your dad work for CBS?
>>222153797Production reads these threads to get the actual pulse about what is going on in the house from the viewers perspective.
>>222153675it would be fun to see her swap spit with 3 different meninstant bb legend right there
>>222153828>hmmm, it seems the fans have a certain craving for Lauren's fecal matter
>>222153678>>222153788this was an aura moment for Jason
>>222153678
>>222153678Oh shit. I didn't know Melody was the snitch.
>”at a baseline men are awful”-most disloyal friend
>>222153678Guess Jason is winning the blockbuster tomorrow. I'm guessing its gonna be the tucker, i love puzzles ones - heavy large pieces and jason has proven to be good at puzzles.
>>222153678I say it every year that the editors of this show don't get nearly enough credit The music switch from Mal setting up her fancy tea party to Kamu pacing in the HOH bathroom is pure fucking kino
izzy made thisanyone surprised shes a barrett fan
>>222153678Big Brother didn't manage to ruin this edit, looks pretty kino desu. The forced diary room lines (tea puns, jason saying he's "the kettle") are still bad tho.
Melody wanting to be some girl boss bitch that hates men is kinda cringe
>>222153982I always appreciate the editorsAlso the subtle sound effects they add on top are moneyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCB_aHwn3tg
>>222154045that's every zoomer women
>>222153216Mariners is how my old ass grew up to learn disappointment and how to deal with it. I lived through Ken Griffey Jr and then the infamous All Time Win Record seasons somehow this doesn't get Seattle a championship. Do not regret switching to the Giants after Lou Pinella left I was done. Now I grew old and life was overall satisfying.
>>222153797that's our based cbs insider
>>222154045Her tits are gonna be at her knees by the time she's 30
I hope Mallory stays...
>>222154085That Braves rotation was all-time, having A Rod and Junior at the same time doesn't mean shit against Maddux
>>222154005I remember when everyone was listing their favorite former HGs Barrett was the only one who said Izzy so it's gotta be cool for her to root for someone who's a fan of you
>>222154114she is going to win block buster and then HoH and get her revenge
I don't get melody!>Snitches to Kamu about Jason's veto plans and essentially setting forth the motion for the tea party reveal>Also, tries to goad barret and drew to keep Jason because she thinks Jason is funny/entertaining.So, she just felt bad for snitching and wants to keep to him as respite?
>>222154005>>222154161He too will blow it the same way, throwing his one chance at BB away for some "legend" he recognized from Survivor.
>>222154249>single handedly ruins season in your pathat least she has an ass
>>222154249
>>222153678the rehearsing of his speech makes him look so fucking pathetic. Couldn't he at least planned it in his head so the public doesn't hear him?
>taylor wakes up from her 23 hour nap>Mel goes to talk game with her>button boys cuts away from Taylor to show Mal and Lyric talk about boys in the hammockSeriously I cannot stand this shit
>>222153678>receives villain edit
>>222154544I'll spoonfeed you. Production wants to control the narrative in the edit. This involves cutting away from certain conversations that the feeders would find interesting so they can't point out the inconsistencies.
>>222154649as he should
>>222154691Jason thinks America hates him and Kamu thinks he's the brave bold hero Gary Levy correct once again
>>222154249sounds like a typical foid
I thought he was /ourchud/? Why is /tv/ rooting for a pozzed drag queen?
I have no idea who's side Yash is on. The way hes talking with Kamu right now is exactly the same way he talks with anyone on the other side.
>>222154882he riding the middle and praying mallory wins block buster just like drew and barret and taylor none of the middle people want to draw a line
yash is running this house
>>222154680Thanks for letting me know CBS producer!
Jeets are such good bullshitters
>>222154833until he turns and targets the vets, he's a flop
Just read a post on twitter "if Jason and Taylor leave I'm done with the season"Can someone please explain to me what the appeal to Taylor is? She sleeps 23 hours a day. Does she ever talk game with anyone? What the fuck is wrong with these people.>also watching this Yash/Kamu convo. Mal or Jason are cooked.
>>222155056>Just read a post on twitterThere's your problem, right there.
Yash can't possibly believe Devens is "unaffiliated' but he's feeding Kamu that line
>>222155056niggers and faggots.
yeah, i think taylor is 100% voting mallory out if against lala
>>222155003It's a poop world
>>222153670And it should be me
Kamu is gonna make Dee his double agent and token girl for his new alliance
where am I gonna be able to watch tonights episode?t. not amurrican
>>222154833>ChadHe follows the biggest threats instead of fighting them.
Whoa Yash planting seeds to Kamu to keep Mallory
jeet is pushing to save mallory
>>222154833it was actually devens who started that conversation >omg are they dressing up in women’s clothes?but taran and his sodomite lynchmob ignore that fact since attacking devens might upset cbs
>>222155399Be wary of those to whom the truth means nothing.
>you need rain to make flowers. I got the rain, now let's make flowers
>>222155399but it wasnt devens who said "miss me with that drag stuff" and "I have an image to uphold"and of course all this is amplified by people digging up social media posts where kamu has liked anti trans, anti pride and pro charlie kirk stuff
sexo con dee
Yash is running this house
>>222155298Isn't he with hayley>>222155458She's genuinely so gorgeous
>Lyric to Mallory: With guys...you have to leave them wanting more.>Melody: You just need to take a step back & realize men are genuinely awful. Like yes, there's good guys out there, but at a baseline, they are awful people. And that'll really help. stacy vs femcel mentality
>>222155341CBS (east) streamhttp://stream.cammonitorplus.net/1783/index.m3u8But the stream keeps shitting the bed for me.Hope you get lucky
Barrett's attempted game talk with Haley has her convinced he's flipping the vote
>>222155487melody is ugly on the inside and outside
>>222155162always bet on black
>>222155480Kamu is starting a side alliance with Yash, Devens, and Dee
>>222155536Is the the fake one that they talked about yesterday?
>>222155561yeah
>>222155549lookin good ian
>>222155584thanks
>>222155453>2000: we just want to marry legally, what’s the problem?>2026: put on a dress and let us groom your kids or else you’re a bigot sorry nobody’s buying your bullshit anymore
kamu is gonna fuck lyric and put haley and rome in the cuck chair
>>222155549sex with ian
>>222155549bro's in Monaco? Fancy fancy
Are there really people here that are Ian's age 0_0 yikes
Ian is only 35? He looks 45
>>222155341bmx - tv dot net
>>222155835HGs born the same year as me:>Devin>BritBrit>Laura Crosby>BMC>Kaycee>Johnny MacFrenchie and Fat Elvis too but I'm not gonna greentext themhttps://bigbrother.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Big_Brother_(US)_Contestants/Main_Series_%26_Specials(search by your birth year)
>>222155549Glad to see he's still playing backgammon.
>>222155835no, older.
Yash asked what oral sex is
>>222155549peak 100 day underwater backgammon performance aura
there's really nothing else than to watch these two magatards?
Haley only works 3 hours a day in her nepobaby job and she mostly just fires boomers with medial degrees
https://x.com/drakediaztwine/status/2082350790384210004/video/wish we had sandra on this season
>>222156243isn't she a horse trainer?
>>222156243medical degrees
>>222156221Cool it with the magaphobia
>>222155835Literally meDo a lot of young people watch BB? I feel like they're watching Twitch or Tiktok
>>222156259On the side I think but working as an "executive" for her step dad's insurance company is her main job
>>222156243Those are the people saying you need to work more
cory whataburger just said chuk is his favorite hg this season
>>222156338chuk would make a solid bull all things considered
Is Mal for lewds?
>>222156397yes
Haley talking a lot of shit about Chuk
>>222155929>tfw Rachel Reilly was born like two weeks before me
i'm curious if taylor is telling devens and kamu she's keeping lala but will pull another hinky vote to keep mallory to them blame someone else like halie
>>222156397yes but for private use only. you must capture your own lewds of mal. bikini shots are ok though
>>222154649he was a total dick for no reason. lhis stupid ambush accomplished literally nothing
Chuk gotta go
>>222156338people here have tried to meme chuk like that, but he's just so fucking dull that it's tough
>>222154680kek ok paloma
>>222156243>>222156259she works at some grifter hormone pills company lol
>>222156245""I'm against you Russel''Iconic
You know who's safe basically till jury it's Yash
>>222156611expect the unexpected
>>222156611first and only indian american to make jury
https://x.com/rootin4persians/status/2082226553690440053/video/was steve the first gay winner?
>>222156654no that was drew bb5
>>222156654first closeted winner was Drew in 5first open winner was Andy in 15
so no selena estitties?
Barrett is taking his weekly shower
>>222156712powerful.iconic.
yash snowed kamu
Kamu said earlier he doesn't need to wash his hands having peeing because he only eats with his left hand
Yash (Awakened) is going to be a menace
jade goody was sexier than lyric, lauren, and leah combinedhttps://x.com/JIX5A/status/2082289316563124684/video/
>>222153228This season is designed for devens to win. Production gave him a free ride to jury a la diamond power of veto. Cbs wants to try to merge BB and survivor fanbases and mistakenly believes this is how to do it. Including Jason in that is not part of production's scheme.
>>222156761i do this
>>222156761i wash my hands before i touch my dick
lauren owes me hugs
>>222156796why does lyric have so many followers
>>222156796>Haley lost followers since appearing on the showhow
>>222156796Haley-19
>>222156712
>>222156833she was on american idol and got berated by katy perry
>>222156796lmao haley
>>222156654What is the context here?
miss me with that drag shit
Wash your famn hands after touching your dicks you disgusting fucks
>>222156796-19
>>222156796Aw fuck, do I need an instagram to be on the show?
Kamu is making Devens nervous
lmao kamu sucks at this so bad. why is he telling devens everything
>>222156958he thinks devens is his #1
>>222156958Kamu is gullible and arrogant
>asking Devens if he feels good about Dee
>>222156939yes, and share your ig here once you make one
CHUK ON THE HOT SEAT
>>222157030I'll audition for The Traitors instead. Instagram is a worse hell than 4Chan.
FUK CHUK
>>222156834her account is private
>>222157021he looks older, unc maxxin strat
>>222157134still weirds me out that grandma meg is in charge of casting for the traitors
drew has to be picking up on how sketchy these 3 are being
>>222157300he'll go back to flirting with melody and do nothing about it
>kamu is slipping hard>yeah>mhmmm>oh yeah
kamu's losing it
how long till kamu calls jason a sissy faggot and gets evicted?
>dee: lets play devils advocate>what is the advantage of keeping mallory>kamu: heres why keeping lala is goodlol
>>222157391Didn't that happen when a guy said the hard n-word and his excuse was just "it slipped out".
>>222157391He already called Jason his zesty bestie and nothing happened
Devens has been twitchy ever since Kamu info dumped on him
>>222157438Zesty is a compliment now apparently
>>222157438not a slur
>>222157451Not from a straight person
>>222157465Lyric is soo lucky...
>>222157465>when no-fap streak is at peril
>if Mal is gone Melody will be on me all day and I won't be able to do anything
>>222157502Dee was making lots of faces as Drew was saying that.
>>222157431it wasnt hard r. i said "i was in the cheese room nigga" and a black guy was right there in the room
kek dee can't even hide rolling her eyes at drew anymore
>>222157521>he said
dee is a c-bomb
I can't wait for the vet supremacy to start crumbling
kek drew dropped toolshed in front of yash again
>m3u hasn't been updated all weekShit sucks
drewthers fucking YASH doing more to save big mal right now...
>>222157617Yash is more of a member than Drew at this point.
drew is getting buried here after thisif he doesn't flip he's out next week
yash is going to be sus after this convo with making arguments to keep mallory
>>222157617haha how is yash just sitting there not saying anything. does he think toolshed is some slang he doesnt understand and doesnt want to look like a tard for not knowing?
give us the wall
>>222157651He's a sounding board. He's repeating the same talking points that were just said to him.
>>222157673
10 BINGS
good old fashioned carcrash convo in hoh
>>222157541guess she can't anymore with yash there, she's in the perfect position for drew not to see her doing it
>>222157717car crash? did they hit a deer?
>>222157801>rachel mentioned
Chuk and hayley have covid by the way.
Drewdudes, I'm thinking our guy may not actaully be the second coming of Dan Gheesling like we once believed
show is about to start. who's ready for a kamu villain edit?
Drew just giving the entire house ammunition to murder him, he's dumb as hell
What are Chuk and Haley talking about
>>222157855if he doesn't notice the vets went from perfectly happy saving mallory last night to actively ganging up on his push with kamu in the room he's joining the -tard ranks
based fellow 1987 bro
JULIE LOOKIN GOOD
>>222157855it was over once barret called him the next dr will
>>222157855Dan had shaky start in both bb10 and bb14Trust the process
KAMU LOOKIN GOOD
Is the tea party as hype as everyone makes it out to be?
Predict how the edit covers the tea party
>>222158007Not really. It was just Jason sperging out while Kamu handled himself like the adult in the room.
Yash just casually dropping Lev Vygotsky's psychological theories into conversation
>yeah you're a turbo something special
>>222158007it was pretty cringe kino watching it live
>>222158016>Kamu handled himself like the adult in the room
PROTECT THE LITTLES
AHHHHHHH
>>222158007I mostly feel bad for Mal having her nice tea party ruined.
drew needs to calm down and go for hoh
>>222158007Editors will make it silly but it was kino in the live feeds.
Jason is a poofter
>>222158071pigtail season
>you dropped a hard toolshed
>>222158016lol. lmao even
Jason knows right away when someone is trying to backdoor himNot his first rodeo
he’s the STUPID HOH
>>222158091
>>222158063Needs the EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED caption like Zae
kamu is scared of gays and girls not a good look for chuds
mal is so nice
some light scissoring would calm their nerves <3
>>222158132Justinian be like
This is literally her second time up there... meanwhile Keanu and Kelley were put up almost every week and they just dealt with it
>>222158145he is just like me fr fr
>>222158158I remember them crying and comforting each other in the gym. It's okay to cry with and comfort people.
Cuperkino?
Barrett is worse ick than Quinn
W Barrett rizz edit
based mama
phew made it. traffic was a kamu
>dee will never tell you to speak
>>222158262yea i'd feel sick if they casted a faggot on the season i was on too
>I think we don't put up yash because he's in the toolshed Yash bros.... he made it
based barett
>>222158282every season you'd get cast on would have a faggot, tho
>>222158262it was all downhill after he left
>>222158262fuck off jun. bake me some cookies
>>222158262Still not as bad as BB26 and I also think adding vets destroys any chemistry that would arise and turns everyone into lapdogs
>>222158242Barrett is somewhat attractive, Quinn was gross and creepy
>>222158262do these people ever move on, bb4 was 23 years ago
>>222157855On the plus side I respect BB25 a lot more now. People who needed to know when the writing on the wall did the obvious and jumped ship against the rigged group. Drew is a similar age to that guy with America...except Drew's an idiot who can't see blatant red flags
Lala has like a 0.1 percent chance of winning the game
devens had a glow up
>>222158322>Barrett is somewhat attractive
Retarded reasoning to not put someone up. Why wouldn't you want to flush the power if you suspect someone has it?
>I feel like I'm in high school lying to my momDee was a slut I bet
for me, it's always been chuk
god damn i hate dee
>>222158374He has good bone structure but terrible fashion sense
>>222158366whoa how is that the same dude
Barrett gets more sex than all yall folk combined
>>222158378>>222158389Deemans not like this
>>222158402My culture is not a costume
god damn i love dee
>>222158378She for sure banged her hot pedophile social study teacher.
Dee looks hot af in that gray top
Girls would throw their bras at your 80s teenage popstar dad
>>222158378Dee sweetie you have more in common with Angela than you do the littlesshe isn't your mom, she's a fellow PTA parent
drew wants to blow up the toolshed
>>222158402Not only that, but he probably fucks mostly alt and goth girls (they're the kind who crush on men like Barret)
>>222158439yeah, i feel like dee is much older than 29
>>222158366I don't blame him, he did share Jared Fogle's face.
every day mallory is a little bit cuter
for a rocket scientist Mallory sure is retarded
GO LALA GO
>>222158513
is kamu armenian by chance? he seems like a real shithead
>>222158526She went to WVU. It's like a lab technician saying they're a scientist.
i feel like devens and kamu both kinda have a soft spot for drew
