>"I guess you could call that a dick"
>>222257210I would cum immediately if she said that to me
>>222257210What's it's like having sex with a woman with a gigantic ass like Shiv?
>>222257210Imagine plowing her Australian fat ass
>>222257243/threaddo girls like this actually exist though?
>>222257210Peak raw fertile cougar energy. I would precum so hard it would spurt like cheap squirt gun if she said that to me.
>>222257391Saar…
BIGPLUMPREDBUTTOCKS
>>222257476Girls? No. Women? Most definitely.
>>222257638cope.
Succession was a phenomenal show. The best show of the past few decades.
>>222257658where uh, could one meet these women, you know... for science
>>222257210i have no idea what tv/film this is from but does she actually say this and what is the context?
>>222257391do not redeem saaaar
>>222258022She doesn't say those exact words but she has massive ice queen domme vibes (and we know she hits her husband during sex and apparently wanted to peg him at some point lol) so it's a very in-character thing for her to say.
>>222257210The best female character ever
>>222258022She doesn't say that, that line is from The Sopranos when Paulie forces Christopher to strip so they can confirm he isn't wearing a wire. Paulie says it to mock Chrissy.
>>222258467...>Tucks rapidly deflating dick back into pantsNope.
>>222257638>>222258186Atleast report the black cuck for racism
Thank you /tv/, for bringing this ass to my attention.
>>222259886You should watch the show, it's actually pretty funny. Shiv is a bitch though, but she's also very a very realistically written female character.
>>222257795Women will do pretty much anything you like in the bedroom if she actually likes you.
>>222259975What's it about? Genre?
>>222257795take your faggot reddit shit back there
>>222257210I wouldn't call you at all.
>>222260090delusional billionaire children with daddy issues squabble over who's megabillionaire daddys favourite
>>222260090It portrays itself as a drama about a family of rich assholes backstabbing each other, but in reality once you watch a few episodes you realize it's a black comedy with dramatic elements. Brian Cox plays a guy who's basically a Rupert Murdoch equivalent, and all his kids are competing to inherit his company when he dies.
>>222257330It's fucking special if she's younger and it's got some nice muscle tone but also some nice jiggly fat. If she's older, it's either ALL mushy jiggle because she doesn't exercise, or it's ALL scary hard muscle because she works out to compete with gravity.A smaller (not tiny but smaller) ass ages better. Doesn't have the visual pop but keeps a nicer tactile feel.
>>222257795What other anon said. You have no idea how perverted women truly are
>>222257330I fucked a girl called sarah who looked exactly like her a few times. It was amazing. But she was a lunatic.t. australian.
>>222257210fuckin jew cut me at birth
>>222257210Early season. She gained about 10 pounds every season.
>>222258467why's it physically impossible to find women like this in real life?
>>222259976and if she doesnt it's not like they can stop you anyway
>>222261613it’s not. mine was named symone.i miss her every day
>>222261613They are usually rich
>>222259976the secret is never to ask, just do
Insane how quickly she let herself go. And how far.
>>222262086Looks the same to me
A bi girl I know had some sort of hyper fixation on this woman. She found out I liked her too so she’d send me the horniest pics and vids she could find of her. It was like she was trying to get me to jerk off even though we were totally platonic before this
>>222262152If you're blind.
>>222257330I would't know, I've only ever fucked asians with asses ranging from small but shapely to nonexistent/board
>>222262161kys larper
>>222262364i have no reason to make that up, but whatever faggot.
>>222257724Seethe
>>222262086>Insane how quickly she let herself gothats 99% of women. im into women over 40 and so many of them become unfuckable before they even get to that age.
>>222257210good lord she is hot
>>222258749you're a fuckin homo
>>222262161you two should have had sex while watching those vids. imagine going doggy style while you both stare at shiv.
>>222257210I just FARTED hard and it smells, and at the same time of me sniffing my fart, I'm looking at this picture. it's evoking all sorts of nasty and smelly feelings, wow. what a rush
>>222258646Heh-heh
>>222261613Tend bar on any Ladies Night, don't be a fucking sperg. Banter. Start early, have someone take your shift a couple of hours before closing so you can knock back a few drinks yourself. Banter. Don't be a sperg. For fuck's sake, you just loaded them up with "free" booze yourself AND got paid for it. Have some faith, my dear cunt. Life, uh, finds a way.
>>222263376>how do I get laid?>get an entire new job and lifestyle and also know all the nuances of this new shitI hate normies so fucking much
>>222257210HNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
>>222263556it’s a woman
>>222263556>How do I meet cougarsBy staying home, in your position of power.Mongoloid.
>>222263990>how do I meet asian girls>move to asia, learn 5 new languages, DON'T BE A SPERGkill yourself
>>222260090>What if WASPs ran the US media >written by the NOSE
>>222264705The Murdochs are a real family, anon. And, if anything, their influence on American society and politics was understated in Succession.
>>222261613They work all the time. Have a dark but safe scruffy look. Have some muscle tone. Bring a lil coke or ecstasy and "wait for your Uber" outside a cougar city bar. Smoke a cigarette until one of them asks. Tell her she looks like an ice queen domme from some show except hotter
I watched this show and she never said that
>>222264752The Murdochs are WASPs the way the Clintons and Trumps are. Rupert Murdoch was on the board of Genie Energy with Jacob Rothschild in the 2000s which made claims on Syria's Golan Heights. They needed a gentile albeit Australian front to launch Fox News to mindwash the goyim 2001-2030 to create Greater Israel. Murdoch was promoted to run US neocon media when Robert Maxwell was murdered by Mossad. Roger Ailes is what happens when a goy oversteps.
>>222264853Roman = 4chanShiv = TumblrKendall = FacebookConnor = old internet blog
>>222262485yup, maybe its menopause but i think most of them really just let themselves gothere are many women in their 40s that are absolute smokeshows and many in their 20s that look like blobs and the difference is just *some* exercise a weekimo shivs body is the unrealistic body standard cause most women dont have "beneficial" fat distribution like her
>Only way we can have a Succession thread on /tv/ nowadays is with a Shiv OP and even then the entire thread is nothing but jacking off to herFucking hell. What a shit legacy for such a good show.The live threads were good, at least.
>>222263556That anon is a major fag. But why are you even asking here? If you want to bang women then go where the women are and talk to them. It's that simple
>>222265164i've seen plenty of big succession threads that don't have shiv as the OP. i wish more people talked about how the series could have been a season shorter. felt like it was really spinning tires in the later seasons
>>222264887WASPs have always been jew adjacent. The WASP evangelical movement is about worshipping Israel.
>>222257210does she really say that
>>222262086Better that than the ratface ozempic look.
>>222257210she would make a great rhaenyra
>>222265164It's a fantastic show but 4chan is a very horny place, so naturally we're going to want to mainly talk about the sexy woman. Shouldn't be a shocker.
can't watch these shows about larping as a richfag
>>222257210I like a woman you can grab onto something
>>222265604As a middle-class bum, most of the rich stuff they do doesn't actually interest me that much.>go to parties where everyone is miserable>spend a lot of time traveling on a plane, which is a miserable experience>have to work in a company where everyone hates your gutsI will admit that the plotting and scheming seems fun, but if I wanted to do that I could probably manage it at my current wealth level. Also they get to eat nice food, but in the current age that's not as important as it would have been in years past.
>>222257210Any cougar JOIs like this?
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