The weak should fear the strong

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>>222457753
the chick who choked him out is the short chick with the deep voice from the Flo Progressive commercials by the way even more of a kek thats who beat him up, shes a boderline midge herself

>Natalie Palamides is 5 feet 1 inch (1.55 m) tall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGRsP8X4B5U

>>222457753
Why did they fire her for this?

>>222458062
Weeman was butthurt and demanded that she get fired.

>>222458180
absolutely pathetic. isn't this just a normal jackass thing??

>>222458180
midgets are always bitches

>>222458212
Yeah you would think.
Weeman probably didnt want to end up bottom bitch to even the new people and girls but he cant do anything about it as a midget so he bad to tell on her to Jeff.

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>>222457753
Fuck you Weeman

>>222458428

how far do you guys think you could kick wee-man?

>>222458003
She cute
I bet she fucks like a champ

>>222458180
The old guys just want to sit around and put things up each other's asses, I guess.

>>222458003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzcXzk-epGE
i remember she was the chick who did a stand-up special in character as a man

>>222458062
because it's a reality show, all of their stunts are preplanned

imagine being kicked in the balls without prep time first

>>222458477
Idk he is pretty chunky even though hes a midge. Are we talking a spear kick like in the video or more like a football kick?

it probably isn't easy when you are told "do crazy shit without warning but don't go over the line" without getting fired but this does seem pretty stupid on her part. Still less of a KWAB situation than Eric Andre crying about being tased though.

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>>222458614
I am still mildly aroused by this because I know I am looking at boob even though its disguised as hairy pecs.

>>222458614
>>222458669
Daddy touch her too much or too little?

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>>222457753
BASED

>>222458669
kek it took me way too long to notice thats a cock and balls shes holding

>>222457753
looks like really bad technique. if she had any money I'd say he should sue her.

>>222458306
kek

>>222459871
if she choked me like that i'd ask for my money back

>>222457753
Is that her ass or weemans?

>>222458180
Very clever way to defeat DEI.

>>222460040
It is DEI. She demonstrated her superiority over weeman and yet she was the one to be fired.

she can choke me out

>>222458003
she was hot before she got fat

>>222458477
not far at all, its like kicking a damp beanbag, most of the energy will dissipate into it just molding around your leg. a child is lean, firm, bouncy, since they are young and run and play. hes the height of a child, but drives a car, and drinks beer and sits around all day, so hes more like a gelatinous ball of fat. unironically itll probably be more like trying to kick gum stuck to the pavement, youll just smear it at best.

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>>222457753
>>222458003

>>222457972
the wee should fear the grand

>>222457753
>jackass footage releases
how do you fuck up the correct order of literally just 3 words

>>222458062
It wasn't part of a stunt.
She just showed up to set and did that completely unprovoked.

>group of pranksters
>can't handle a little prank
wee-bitch

>>222458003
She got paid more for that commercial than you have in a year.

>>222462522
black post

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>>222458349
>so he bad to tell on her to Jeff

>>222458622
For some reason a lot of people seem to think all the jackass stunts were completely spontaneous spur of the moment things

>>222458522
>She cute
>>222458728

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>>222458522
She has a comedy special that looks terrible

>>222462871
wannabe Janeane Garofalo

>>222457753
Where the hell is he though?

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>>222462871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFgtCprK-wE

who ordered the Temu Sarah Squirm?

>>222458477
he apparently weighs 100 lbs so if we're talking kicking him as in punting he's probably gonna break my foot and go no distance. sparta kick? probably about 5 feet.

giwtwm

>>222462833
she not hot but she cute

>>222463492
god damn i hate alt comedy

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>>222463552
agree, anons here have too high standards unless a chick is a supermodel theyre always NAH SHE BUSTED! this midge cute af tho, she just making a purposely ugly face in that pic above

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>>222457753
she seems to like dressing up as men a little too much kek

>>222461863
I thought all Jackass cast members had to sign a contract they might be unexpectedly hit in the balls or electrocuted at any time?
It was just a little sleeper hold. Wee Man felt emasculated because a woman did it.

>>222458622
>imagine being kicked in the balls without prep time first
That is quite literally what the cup check joke is

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>>222463229
Heres another angle

>>222464016
It kinda looks like shes stomping his balls with her heel while she chokes him

>>222462706
>I am confused, and frankly enraged, by the notion of someone accidentally hitting the "B" key instead of the "H" key placed directly above it
How does having an IQ that is also a calendar date in February feel?

>>222464016
Kill that fucking midge.

She's not hot enough to put up with her bullshit

>>222464016
based, she should be cast as the midget wrangler on any movie set with midgets in the movie, keep those little fucks in line

>>222464113
I bet that was the closest weeman was to thinking he would actually die on the set of these movies. She is clearly having the time of her life choking him. He was probably slipping into darkness to the sound of her giggling.

>>222463629
she can choke me out and kick me in the balls anytime

>>222458477
A couple blocks at least

>>222463629
No 4chan stud is stooping to date a girl like this. Who would want a cute, 5 foot tall gf with a tight ass ?

>>222464551
yeah haha who would want that haha

>>222457753
the most ESL headline I've ever seen

>>222464091
nigga we got literal autocorrect these days, what are you caveman

>>222458477
lower Earth orbit

>>222462871
Linda Cardellini is she was a 6/10 instead of a 9/10

>>222466229
oh yeah they are based in washington dc, that blogger, so pretty average american

>>222457753
>welcome new member, to the show made popular by the "kick your friends in the nuts prank"
>N-N-NOOO you cant do that! I need HR! write her up!
what a fucking faggot holy shit

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>>222458003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CZ3i61-BUw

john c reilly talking about it since he is friends with her. steve-o comes off like such a pussy in this. also it's clear that she lets go when weeman taps out so it's not like she went overkill

>>222466276
>he proofreads 4chan posts
What are you, an ape?

>>222458062
All the Jackass guys are huge primadonna phony bitches and always have been.

>>222466724
nigga can you even read lmao, it does it for you. can you even afford a cave to live in

>>222466684
weeman has always been a lowkey baby about stunts. like even worse than steve-o being at his lowest on wildboyz where he was always pissed off

>>222466808
>accidentally outing yourself as a phone poster
Lol. Yeah, I can see why someone like you would struggle with reading comprehension.

>>222457753
>woman ends up doing the coolest stunt
what a twist

dude i'd probably get a boner getting choked out by the little woman with a deep voice from the progressive commericals, ngl

>>222457753
>women are actually more violent but are just too weak to act upon it because they're physically weaker
I've been trying to tell everyone this for decades

>>222467005
>they only have autocorrect on phones
lmao what the fuck

Why didn't they sue this bitch into obvlivion?
If it had been the other way around he'd be in jail and cancelled already.

>>222467186
0/10 bait

>>222467186
>midget tweaking out and beating a woman up
it would've been kino and the best part of the movie

>>222467212
You're not wrong, but that is not the point.

>>222467075
I would get a boner firing woman from her job.

>>222467246
based

>>222462871
I want to trumpet on her mediocre tiddies

>>222458728
Unfunny ugly leftist chics with no tits might be the worst possible combo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGRsP8X4B5U

>it's the dog park.

>>222467374
hes lookin like the wet bandit from home alone

a version of that with midgets would be awesome

>>222467394
a midget kevin too? or is he still just a kid?

>>222457753
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaA1AiHOS7Q/

actual video footage lol you can hear Knoxville and all of them laughing prolly made Weeman even more humiliated all his bros seeing him getting beaten by a chick and laughing about it

>>222467148
Are you trying to say spell checker?
I mean, if you weren't doing your sniveling poindexter routines from your phone you would understand my point about having to do a double check and see if the spell checker picker up any typos, but as that evidently escaped you...
Or what do I know, maybe you have special needs software installed on your spedputer. You certainly seem the sort to.

>>222467431
that's absolutely what it was. they were all ready to phone it in for an easy check and then weeman is getting choked out in front of his buddies all laughing at it?

She was too Jackass for Jackass.
Bam is putting together a team.

>>222467411
macaulay culkin. no reference or self awareness of kevin being 45 years old will occur. just play it totally straight.

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I tried watching CKY but I couldn't last more than 20 minutes. Did people really used to find this shit entertaining?

c'mon bam it's 4 o'clock in da morning, i ain't got time to have your choked out dorf friend in my ass

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>>222467446
>Are you trying to say spell checker?
no lmao, an autocorrect USES a spell check-do...you even know how computers work lmao. its a literal setting under every operating system under the sun. listen, imma give you a free computer lesson. go to your finder, or search box, windows or linux or mac, whatever you got and type
>A
>U
>T
>O
and the rest is "correct", and click the one that says its located under system settings. you can do it! i have faith in you!

look i even found an image from google you can refer to. its the one above the red arrow lol

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>>222462871
WOULD

>tfw no smol gf to beat the shit out of you

>>222467566
It's really all I want in life.

>>222457753
Midge abuse will not be tolerated

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>>222457753
total midge annihilation

>>222467613
It will be encouraged

>>222458212
you are supposed to toss the dwarf, not fucking kill it

she formed a new group of women and seemingly gay men as "Jackpussy" and are filming stuff for it right now. seems like they're recycling a lot of Jackass stunts. Rachel from Jackass 4 is in it too

>>222466684
it's weird because reilly even gives weeman and her an excuse that she didn't feel him tapping out but she let go right when he did. nobody had to break it up

>>222458306
Are these any good?

>>222467686
I vaguely remember one of them being slightly melodramatic but I might be thinking of something else lmao