what am I in for?
>>222462197Moderate DEI. Mid to decent humor. Fairly good action. Leto actually is the best part of the movie (not counting Teela's ass), shame Leto seems to have actually gotten himself canceled finally.
Decent. Biggest drawback is they put the cart before the horse thinking they're going to get sequels.
the non stop humor fell flat for me. god what a hunk of shit
>>222462197Quipfest.
>>222462372>>222462518Quality 4chan posters>>222462554>>222462583Visiting zoomer redditors.
>>222462554jokes were the best part, movie was self-aware of its non-serious attitude which is why it works
I liked it
>>222462197Brian May worked on the main theme, thats why it's gonna be stuck in your head
>>222463371this is correct. The OST was a banger
>>222462197Kino of the highest order.
>>222462197Boredom cringe slop. It's like if someone tried to draw a James Gunn movie from memory, but that someone was only 12 years old.
>>222462518this. the best character is missing, the post-credits scene was like a 'well, we have to put him SOMEWHERE' afterthought.
>>222464331>let's introduce characters that have no real involvement in the current film>hit pause button on obvious teela/adam relationship>muh she-ra tag sceneFelt more like a TV pilot than a standalone.
>>222462197Stupid sexy brazilians!
>>222464280this anon gets it
>>222462197A really rough first 20 minutes but it picks up and becomes modern day decent after that. Leto's Skeletor is great too
>>222465061whole movie just dunks on woke lefties and their culture, i live it
I like how they worked the silly on the serious, in a way that didn't deflate the reality of the situation, I liked the justificationt they came up with for the show names, I am glad it was mostly set on Eternia. I hope it gets a sequel and I am puzzled it didn't make more money.I saw a post arguing that the taking of Troy in Odissey was as violent as when they took Eternia, which was more grim than I expected. What do you guys think about that? I think it overall fit into my positive expectations. Something between a 7 and a 8 (but not a 8)I liked the fight coreography.Jared leto best performance since....I don't know, although I watched it dubbed, great job all around with the dub.I wonder if his comeback could be seen as a Matrix reference?couple of things I didn't likeHim accidentally killing the father, I am surprised nobody tried to confront him about itand then there was something else I forgot.
>>222462372>Leto seems to have actually gotten himself canceled finally.What happened with leto? Ive always liked him but apparently hes the devil and im supposed to hate him now and also he was always awful at everything?
A lot of Teela ass and battlecat. It's good.
>>222466542They need to put battle cat in a gooner frame
>>222466542>>222467012How much Cringer in the movie? Does he ever save the day? I like cats.
>>222467112NOT ENOUGH
Big booty latinas
>>222467127Nyo...
>>222464485Well they got the stupid part down. 1 out of 2 ain't bad
>>222467112He's in the big fight at the end.
>>222467112The writers were cowards and didn't put the cat enough.
>>222467160How is she real, wtf.
>>222462197A toy commercial aimed at manchildren
>>222462197• Too much cringe until they get back to Eternia• Relatively decent action• too many jokes based on repetitive sex jokes• The dialogue sounds like it's punishing you for ever enjoying the original animation • They frequently nerf He-man to make one-on-one fights last longer, when he could easily hurl his opponents over the horizon Jared Leto really is the best part of this film.
>>222467112Not nearly enough. For some absurd reason, Skeletor put Adam's pet tiger in his dungeon for 15 years where he kept him well fed instead of just tossing him out into the wild like any normal conqueror would do.
>>222462197Insane pacing
It's fun, best possible adaptation possible of a faggot cartoon made to sell toys.
>>222462197I really enjoyed it. Most other anons ITT already mentioned that both the action and the comedy was fun, so no need to repeat it.I have to admit that the reference to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y made me lol out loud.>>222467112I loved that he got to kick some asses even without being turned into Battle Cat, as expected (I mean, a tiger THAT BIG should be terrifying)
>>222469208>Skeletor put Adam's pet tiger in his dungeon for 15 years where he kept him well fed instead of just tossing him out into the wild like any normal conqueror would do.Relax anon,Skeletor is evil He is not HR evil
>>222469208I thought he was hiding with the resistance.
>>222464271>bangerfaggot
>>222462197race-swapped dogshitMC is a buffoonutter disappointment
>>222469208>Skeletor put Adam's pet tiger in his dungeon for 15 years where he kept him well fed instead of just tossing him out into the wild like any normal conqueror would do.the DM just needed an easy, hand-waved reason for Cringer to rejoin the party.
>>222470597You didn't watch itHe-Man has lighter moments, especially in the beginning (as appropriate for... you know... character growth), but he is definitely a straight heroic character.
>>2224621971) run time too long2) over reliance of cgi3) too much humorSo basically it’s modern Capeshit tier but on that scale it would be considered a top MCU movie
>>222470597>race swapped>MC is a white blonde haired blue eyes white male>parents are white>side kick latina has blue eyes watch the movie faggot
>>222466465He got weinstein'd by a some walled roasties.
>>222464323it really is just Guardians of the Galaxy except about He Man instead of the GoG. Thats not to say its bad, just that its a fun but formulaic little popcorn flik
>>222462629>Quality 4chan poster>using mid as an adjective
>>222462197a by the numbers capeshit film
>>222462197>what am I in for?Complete ass
>>222471480>middling isn't an adjective
