>Okay, now make him 5'7, autistic and with a receding hairline
>>222533092>Now give him a giantess fetish.
>make him a Chad, but also give him a micropenis
Dumb op. The director doesn't have control over anon, he has full control of everything outside of anon.Meme ruined.
>>222533144>okay, now let him pretend he still has control
If you weren't diagnosed with the 'tism you most likely are unsocialized. But this would give you agency to change this aspect of your life, and you want excuses to keep wallowing in self pity while doing nothing to improve.
>make his high school crush reject him in favor of a boy in the grade below them>make the first girl he has any interest in after high school choose a shorter guy over him
Have you guys actually seen the film or do you just assume this guy had godlike powers?
>have his dildo get stuck up his ass so he needs to pay a visit to ER
>>222533144>>222533207At this point I think giving Christof control over things he obviously wouldn't be able to control is part of the meme.
>>222533218>make sure it's the dog dildo he attached to his Balto plush
>start microdosing him on estrogen and introduce him to sissy hypno
>>222533332>add a bbc>add two
>>222533092oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black ops
>>222533122>give him a homosexual sentient tuba x scaly self-insert vore fetish
>he's about to take his first sip of alcohol>make his brain feel fuzzy and warm for the first time in life and make it feel like he's found the solutions to his problems
>>222533125Based badik enjoyer
>>222533092>now fill his feed with "just be yourself" content
>Next, give him irritable bowel syndrome so he can never enjoy a meal without having explosive diarrhea
>>222533207>make sure no one involved in the meme’s propagation sees the movie>now downplay the extent of my powers
>>222533092>give him a mass on one of his testicles that he keeps telling himself will go away on its own
>>222533092>Ruin his childhood with crippling depression. Make him a zombie in his adult years from years of SSRI use.
>okay he’s finally asleep>activate the dream where he believes he never graduated high school and needs to go back for a semester to complete his diploma
>>222533570>now make him remember he did get his diploma and that if he doesn't get out of there soon everyone is going to realize he's almost thirty and shouldn't be in a high school
>>222533570aw but I just had that one last night. Could you guys give me the one where I'm getting a handy from Gillian Anderson again?
>go back in time and remove the cornucopia from all the Fruit of the Loom logos
>>222533092>initiate the 35 year old virgin plotline>yes, another season
>>222533362what a life...
>Now have him suspect a grand scheme where he's the main star of an international television show
>give Jews supreme control over the world>now make it illegal to point this out
I'm safe knowing that my life is so sad and boring that if it was a TV show, it would've been cancelled already. Nobody's going to watch a show where a guy gets up, goes to work, comes home, fucks around on the internet all day, then goes back to bed every day for 20 years.
>make him finally start to turn his life around after getting Christpilled and devotes the rest of his life to spreading the Word>now make it so there is no afterlife
>>222533468Fuck. Sorry.
>hide his car keys while he's sleeping.>okay, now he's up and starting to panic. Just hold on...>wait for it...>no, not yet...>steady...>NOW! Put them on the table in plain sight!
>Now have him rip a particularly smelly fart in the elevator>Ensure the extras tolerate the noxious odour violating their nostrils >Then get Truman to say his catchphrase "Incase i don't see ya"
>give him access to AI image generator>now block any request related to cute actresses or sexy clothing or breasts
>he's asleep>put the really tiny piece of lint on his peehole so the stream splits when he goes to piss in the morning
>make it so time flows at a different rate for him so that he falls behind his peers and wonders how everyone else has time for work, dating, hanging out, hobbies, and running errands
>>222534243damn there really are no unique experiences
>>222534195>make him a retard whose heart sinks after he realizes his phone isn't in his pocket only to realize he's holding it in his hand
>>222534243god damn it
>>222534277Only copies of Mario 64 are personalized.
>>222533468>give him a rather benign health issue that will clear on it's own in days>let him obsess over and think he's dying>once that clears give him a couple more days before another health problem pops up
>>222533570>dreams where i finished college and i have to go back to high school and redo it with all my classmatesI used to get the "had a detention I never knew about" dreams. I had to go back serve the detention, get my HS diploma, which renders my college degree valid, which means I can return to work.
>>222534331I have dreams where I’m skipping class and walking around looking for empty classrooms to fuck around in.
>>222534331I'm in my 30s and I still get the one where I'm in high school and I suddenly realize there was a massive important assignment due that I somehow never even knew about, and I'm completely fucked.That actually did happen to me once so maybe that's where it comes from.
>make him waste all his teens and 20s playing video games and never making any friends or socialising or developing any hobbies or interests so that when he gets to his 30s and doesn't like video games any more he will wallow in misery and loneliness
>>222534459>make him see a post that eerily sums up his entire adult life
>>222534459Just one day you wake up and see all your peers and married and having children. While you literally have the dating skills of a 13 year old.I should go around giving talks to kids in schools to never end up like me.
>>222533092tfw 5'7 and autistic, but with a full head of hair
>>222533570>give him another dream where he travels to the place he's always wanted to visit>make it really convincing, so that he's absolutely sure that it's real this time>zoom in on his face when he wakes up and it hits him he will never get the initiative to actually go
I'd rather be short than bald personallylucky for me I got both. I have some notes I'd like to give the writers of this show
>>222534572This. Being bald is way worse than being short. My brother is only 5'7 but he has perfect hair and girls love him. I'm 5'11 and George from Seinfeld tier bald since my late 20s and girls ignore me entirely.
>deactivate the screenlock on his phone>now make it text gay anime porn to his friends he hasn't come out to yet
>>222534372Mine are usually forgeting about an entire class the first third of the semester. Then when I join the class there is a major test I can technically take to not fail but I must study for it in 2 days.Or I have a test that I studied for but am taking too long to finish and have to turn in what little I could complete in the time allowed.
>>222534728Shit like this has almost happened to me a few times. Gibberish has been sent, and NSFW images have been attached to messages that thankfully never got sent.
>>222534822>she>herOK, tranny
>>222534857>force him to make typos and spelling errors due to staying up all night posting on 4chan at 6am instead of sleeping
>>222534778I'm never more careful than when I go to send a screenshot, and I can see half the pics in my gallery are porn
>he seems to have forgotten the embarrassing thing that happened twenty years ago>let’s remind him
These threads have gotten worse, "make him 5'7"? That's stupid
>>222534372>>222534769i'm 35 and still dream of college related stressful shit despite that being almost 15 years ago now.dreams about whatever job i'm working currently are worse though
>he's about to graduate high school, has a loving gf, college lined up, scholarships, friends, and a future?>show him 4chan
>have him go to therapy for 7 years and get nothing out of it and leave in a worse state than when he started
>>222533092>give him a hangnail>put a freckle on his right forearm>make his left testicle slightly larger than his right>slightly higher, too>56 fine hairs between his eyebrowsYou dildos, he's not in the character creator of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim XIII
>>222533207Its just a meme, don't overthink it dumbo
>>222533092forced contentspamming/flooding
>>222535039>normal>normal>normal>normal>grug
>>222533092>He's browsing his favorite board? >Make a new thread about a niche interest he has that rarely gets talked about>He's made it to the bottom of the thread, double the rate of discussion >He's made a few replies, ensure he gets a few (you)s that are free of irony or derision so he stays engaged>His posting rate has increased, perfect, have someone make a post asking a highly complex question that warrants a detailed reply>He's nearly at the character limit with his effort post, and he even made a quick mspaint image to help the poster out, this is excellent>Make him the fail the captcha>Do it again>He forgot to reattach the image? Wait for him to delete his post >Alright, he's about to pass the last captcha>His mouse is on the post button>Wait for it...>Now tell the jannies to delete the thread immediately!>Zoom in on the posting error message then cut to his reaction>Perfection>Double, no, triple the jannies wages for a job well done
>>222533092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_zYn-HHcyA<3
>>222535107Not him but I have really light hair so I can't even see it in the mirror unless I lean in real close. Because of this I always forget about them until there's a proper bush going.
>>222533182Everytime it boils down to laziness with these men. They get enough dopamine from the screens so they want an excuse to just keep on doing nothing.
>>222533362>He got high triglycerides? Make him try to be sober for 2 weeks then give up >now make his doctor scold him in front of his mother for failing to get healthy>Perfect! Great job, team
>>222533207He literally can control the ocean
>>222533570I get this one a lot for some reason but I always feel immensely relived when I wake up
>make his lower spine bent 5 degrees too much so it looks like he has a big ass from the side, even though he has zero ass, also make his just a bit too wide as well >good, now women will be instinctively repulsed by him his entire life and he will never know intimacy or love
>>222534243What the fuck, is THAT why this happens???
>>222535116>now ban him for posting in off topic threads
>make him have a pimple directly on the front of his nose that still wont go away after 2 fucking years
>>222535116>He posted an Emma Watson thread?>Have the janny cite "Posts must defer to actresses or their careers">Give him a 3 day ban from ALL BOARDS
>>222534728Recently had a nightmare where I accidentally pocket DM'd dozens of 4chan/booru pics (including shit like mon/son giantess feet pics) to a female friend and was trying to damage control each one by explaining them and playing them off as jokes. Woke up thinking that was something that happened the previous night and spent the next morning hating myself, until I remembered I purged my phone of crap like that a few weeks prior so it was impossible.
>>222533207>ok now put a poopy in his butt
you can't make the Truman do stuff you mongoloids. You have to put him in scenarios.>he hasn't masturbated in days>have the chubby latina neighbor smile at him before he goes to work
>okay, now have the new exchange student bump into him on the street corner>make sure she's running with toast in her mouth>good, nice impact>her skirt is short enough, he should be seeing her panties while she's rubbing the back of her head>can we confirm a boner?>good, good, tell her to squeal and run away>get ready, we're introducing her to his class today>Tyrone, you'll be asking her out before we cut to commercial, is everything ready with Tyrone?>Remember the storyboards: big close-up on Truman when she says yes, we only hear her voice from off-screen, then cut to commercial
>>222535666glad the Truman of your show was smarter than mine
>Make his morning commute practically free of traffic and with sunny skies>Have his office crush make a move on him>Make his boss offer him a promotion >Now have his parents come over for dinner unannounced, ensure they're smiling and happy as can be>His mother made his favorite childhood dish and his father can't stop talking about Truman's cushy new job >Slow zoom on the three of them hugging>Stay on this shot...>Stay...>Pan to Truman's smile...>Now have him wake up
>>222533570I occasionally got this one, where I went back to school, maybe because I dropped out of college and deep down in my conscious it still haunt me although I'm pretty much okay now.
>>222533207the film portrays him as literally god so yes
>activate the dream where he's having fun working at today's sponsor's store/restaurant>make sure the dream catcher is working for our broadcast this time or we'll lose out on funding>>222533570This started happening to me after I started going to college 10 years after graduating high school. So many young faces. Good thing I look young, so I blend right in.
>>222533092>Now tell the doctor to leave his finger in just long enough for him to consider finding another doctor.
>>222533122>>222533092literally me except for the receding hairline (for now), will sudoku eventually
>Truman is taking a literary studies course>like 25:1 female to male ratio>oh boy oh boy>some girls even starts eyeing him up, even turning around to check him out if he's sitting behind them>a couple even start talking to him>but there is a nuance>it's only fat, ugly chicks with dyed hair who show interest in him
>>222533092>now make his retarded BPD gen x father drag him to a shitty island where he can't speak the language and has zero job prospects
>>222536153Reminder there is a reason the fat ugly chicken thinks she has a chance with you.
>>222536737Kek
>Uh oh. He might be onto us. Call Christof!>Wait... He thinks we're Indian scammers? Nevermind.
