As a kid, I never realized how much of a whore MJ wasThis trilogy is unwatchable as an adult
Show you how redpilled Raimi is.
She behaves EXACTLY the way an actress wannabee with daddy issues and no money growing up does
Raimi MJ is the most realistic love interest in a superhero movie
>>222857314Agreed. I much prefer nigger MJ
>>222857314>you missed my boring faggot concert?>NOW>I>MUST>FUCK>CHAD!!!!!!!!
I appreciate them more, actually. They are really red pilled and show how real relationships work, and same with friendship. Even though I like Tom Holland movies, OG Tobey spiderman relationship with Harry, a friendship that changes, evolves, crumbles and eventually becomes stronger than whatever lame love he had for MJ was, it's absolutely kino. The redemption after Venom's fight is amazing.Once you grow up, you realize it's 2 > 3 > 1
>>222857314yeah it's strange since he can write compelling love interests
>>222857789>The redemption after Venom's fight is amazing.only worked because of the emotionnal bagage from the previous movies, amnesic Harry was a waste of time (should have played pretend) also the fucking butler being "eh I knew all along it was Spidey sir that was your schizo dad and he was a good friend"
>>222857796What was Raimi's message here? If you want a cute wife, move to eastern europe?
>>222857828There's still the idea of fucking a landlord's girl, it'd be like dating your boss's daughter that might come off as opportunistic
>>222857817I always assumed Harry was never amnesic. At least not for long. He was just pretending.
>>222857796>I remember watching her as a kid and she gave me the ick Well, i suppose i was gay back then
>>222857896It's normal, not gay. When we are kids we are unaware of our limits and how ugly/retarded/poor we are. Once we grow up, our standards become lower and lower.When I was 18, I had a massive check list of what a girl has to have to be pretty. Right now? If she's not fat or deformed it's a 10/10
Built for BHC (Big Harry Cock)
>>222857912>When I was 18, I had a massive check list of what a girl has to have to be pretty. Right now? If she's not fat or deformed it's a 10/10Man... Growing up is such a sobering thing.
>>222857912>When I was 18, I had a massive check list of what a girl has to have to be pretty. Right now? If she's not fat or deformed it's a 10/10Literally me, it's insane.
>>222857896you probably weren't paying much attention to the dialogues and simply waited for the next action scene
>>222857912growing up sucks
>>222857849>PARKER! You look like a cute breedable twink. My son the astronaut just landed from his third space mission and he told me he craves some man ass to drill. Here, take some money and get yourself a nice outfit. 20:00 in my house, sharp. Now, get lost!
>>222857314>never realized how much of a whore MJ wasso you were just like>oh no! she doesnt like Peter suddenly! again. for no reason besides, uh girls be fickle i guess
>>222857314i recently rewatched the trilogy but i have the memory of a retarded dog. what were the whorish things she did? i know she kissed spiderman while dating some other fella. but that was the only thing, right?
>>222857314
>>222857912This, plus a crippling porn addiction which makes a man want to fuck anything with a pussy and two walking legs.
>>222857828Peter must reject the simple life. Yes, he can get married to her and have kids and whatever, but that's not his story. He has to be Spider-Man.
>>222857912Kek i’ve been thinking about just this thing lately. I guess it makes sense that when you’re young, you’re oblivious to your weaknesses and have heightened sense of self-worth so you map out your potential. But we are all in our 30s now and have realised our individual potentials and indeed the sobering effect of growing older feels so relieving.
>>222857912its still ok to like what you like. especially if you're an incel you can just retain your standards because you aren't getting anything anyway
still hotter than Saardie Stink
>>222857314there there
>>222859750If you don’t have experience of women, you like a lot of things that aren’t so great in practice.
>>222859506She fucked like 5 guys in 3 movies and she didn't even fuck Peter in 2 of them
>>222859775>Non feminist>Doesn't use social media>Has no male friends>not fatThese are the only 4 things I care about.
>>222857314incel thread bail out
>>222859775Can't tell if this is a genuine list or satirical.>5'2that's a midget even for a woman
>>222859775
>>222859750Retaining ones standards even when they're not getting any pussy at least gives one a sense of dignity. It comes off as delusional only to the shallow and desperate, though I'd concede probably to the pragmatic too, but sometimes good is often achieved when principles override practicality. I'd argue it's analogous to a negro during times of slavery believing they were still entitled to some form of humanity, fruitlessly delusional in practice and yet that very stubborness in some way validated their belief. It's reason mid women often have high standards too-- to compromisie is to undignify yourself.
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>>222860168Obviously the guy is taking the piss out of all the women who create their long list of demands for what a man needs to be. Women do it without a thought but when they see a man do it, it infuriates them, because HOW DARE HE!? It's a great troll job from him. The best ones always are the ones in which you just have to hold up a mirror to the person.
>>222859775missed the most important one>No tattoos
>>222859506>she dated Peter famous jock bully>then she dated famous millionaire son Harry>then she dated astronaut and J.J.Jameson son>then she left him at wedding day after finding out that Peter is spiderman>then she left Peter at his lowest for being poor and too busy with saving the world>then she started to date Harry to make Peter jealous>then she refused Peter marriage proposal and called his loser to his face>she then got mad at Peter with symbiote with being chad and having his ways with other girlsprobably other things and forget
>>222861443>>then she left him at wedding day after finding out that Peter is spidermanforgot about this. bitches who leave their to-be husbands at the altar should be condemned to capital punishment.
>>222857314>>222861443It took old goblin 2 seconds to see throught MJ bullshit
>>222861483bitch is used to it
>>222857314Accurate depiction of the modern woman desu
>>222857912>When I was 18, I had a massive check list of what a girl has to have to be pretty.Post it.
>>222861561>Post it.1.they must look,act and behave like EW
>>222860337>Retaining ones standards even when they're not getting any pussy at least gives one a sense of dignity.it shouldn't. you guys don't have any dignity, probably never did
>>222857314She's just a woman m8.
Spider-Man 1>Fuck Flash>Fuck Harry>Kiss Spider-Man>Kiss PeterSpider-Man 2>Fuck JJJ's son>Kiss Peter>Flee the altar on her own weddingSpider-Man 3>Fuck Peter>Fuck Harry>Get mad because Peter fuck GwenJust marry Ursula already, she loved nerd and bully Maguire
>>222861630remove everything between Tom and Angry and it wouldn't look so bad
>>222861630was Franco whitest looking jew back then ?
>>222857314Norman was right
>the best Tobey movie is 2 which is about Peter struggling to find a balance between regular life and being Spiderman>the best Tom Holland movie is BND which is about Peter struggling to find a balance between regular life and being SpidermanIs Spiderman a bad character with one story?
>>222861600I disagree, every human has inheret dignity unless they choose to squander it.
>>222857896As a kid the movie definitely wants you to think she’s some horrible 1/10 and that Peter would be settling with her.
>>222861719that is what makes it relatable and realistic my man
>>222857314Spider-Man sucks like all capeshit se ba saar.
>>222861688She's a 7 at bestDo men really cuck out for something like this?
>>222859775All of it reasonable except the joke ''durr I need exact height lol I am so le funy!!!'' points.Women are trash if they can't meet this standard and the only thing that isn't their fault is being naturally beautiful, that's just genetics.
>>222861766The red hair and perky tits bump her up.
>>222861739>>222861761This is what high school students used to look like
>>222861766the smile bumps her to an 8
>>222861801Still an incredible kiss
>>222861719I'd say he's dumb as fuck at the least. It doesn't take a major degree on the mit to know you shouldn't be fighting to make ends meet with those superpowersHow many people must have just died because spiderman was delivering pizza to the other end of town or posing for photos to make believe a normal life... At that point id say robbing a bank or cheating is ethical. I mean he's doing it already, just in a very dumb wayTo say the least, he could probably build hospitals in a 10% of the time it takes construction workers. But he rather punch criminals and let them live to do it again (he may kill a few or leave them retarded due to concussions)It's the problem of genius characters, if he was borderline retarded it would be reasonable but he's allegedly brilliant
>>222857912Same but I became a chubby chaser (as long as she still has tits and a pretty face). I was basically Butters in that episode where they discover photoshop until my late teens.
As a kid, the Spiderman kiss rain scene was my first fap I've ever had in my life
>>222857912I always found her far more attractive than MJ.
>>222861857I wish I went to your high school. No girl came even close to Kirsten Dunst at my school.
Betty Brant >> MJ
>>222857314Does that offend your honor, ranjeet?
>>222861719It's a highly relatable story because it's framed in the way that makes sense for a young man growing up and learning how to balance his life and work when he's out in the real world, and all done in an exciting way
>>222857878The movie blatantly shows you when he remembers everything
>>222857314On the other hand, as a kid I never realized how attractive Kirsten Dunst is.
>>222861688She hit the fucking wall literally 30 minutes into the first movie. Her tits are the only saving grace but she just becomes a mega cunt to Peter afterwards.
>>222861766Yes, but then you compare her to Mutt Jane in Holland spiderman and she looks like a 9 in comparison
>>222861443>then she left Peter at his lowest for being poor and too busy with saving the world>then she started to date Harry to make Peter jealous>then she refused Peter marriage proposal and called his loser to his faceNone of this happened.
Lot of incels in this thread. Sorry women don't have to settle for the first mediocre man they lie eyes on. We have choices.
anyone has the webm of green goblin looking up and down on mj and she looks away and he smiles smugly
>>222863103Ask, and ye shall receive, Anon.
>>222857314#Not my MJ
>>222863131thank you!
>>222861630Probably. I always thought he wasn't jewish.
>>222857789>how real relationships workno it doesn't spider-man becomes a celebrity by the first movie and I forget when she finds out who his real identity is but even in the 2000s he'd be sleeping with dozens of women and they'd all be breaking rules just to be with him
>>222861644>>Get mad because Peter fuck Gwenhe didn't even fuck gwen. he took her out on one date while under the influence of the symbiote
>>222863279Where did the air come from that hit her face?
>>222859775half of these are good and realistic
>>222863307Peter's sheer aura.
>>222859775so an average japanese woman?
>>222861443ngl isn't peter kinda the bad guy if she was dating harry before him?
>>222861630whos that cutie blonde in the next generation?
>>222861766I never liked her
>>222863077What does that have to do with anything posted in the thread?
>>222863165ew
>>222863279lol wtf did he throw his coat at mj? I feellike I might have to rewatch this movie I barely remember any of it
>>222863057what would norman say if he had a daughter?
>>222862089where do you live nebraska?
>>222863363That's Angourie
>>222857912im only 21 and my checklist has shortened to>white>not fat>not promiscuous (ultra rare)>virgin (impossible)
>>222861766Several orders of magnitude better than zoodaya
>>222861362"No tattoos" is just too unrealistic now, you have to settle for "no stupid tattoos"
>>222864387>no stupid tattoosNo such thing.
>>222863807meaningless statement
>>222857753her left eye is way higher than her right one, it makes her look like a cave troll
>>222863131>*pulls out a CD of Huey Lewis and the News*
>>222857796someone post the rent
>>222864493this
>>222863509Worse. England.
>>222857314Raimi sucks and his movies are the worst Spider-Man movies. Objectively
>>222860337High iq and high testWomen hate this post
>>222863446She hates the idea of men having standards
>>222865038>she
>>222857614>the most realistic love interest in a superhero movieWho the FUCK wants that
>>222861576I wonder why she is still single
>>222863131does this work irl
>>222861943based raimi
>>222863363Tasha Yar
>>222861644>Fuck FlashNever happened.>Fuck HarryNever happened.>Fuck JJJ's sonNever happened.>Fuck PeterNever happened.>Fuck HarryNever happened.
>>222862764>She hit the fucking wall literally 30 minutes into the first movieYou don't know shit about fuck.
>>222861763Holy fuck you didn't get btfo'd enough?
>>222864996You're a retarded faggot, objectively.
>>222863338Uppercut yourself weeb. Most Jap women under 40 don't know how to cook for shit. And they aren't looking after any parents either. And social media? They're just as fucked as their Western counterparts because of global social media exposure.
>>222859775>5'25'7 is perfect height for a woman
>>222857828
How the fuck do you even find single women after highschool/college
>>222866540Kek
>>222857720Nice bait.
>>222867638hi im 5'7
>>222861719Notice that Spider-Man 2 and BND tell very different stories while exploring similar themes in different ways.
>>222861719>Is Spiderman a bad character with one story?No it's that Spider-Man's defining character trait is being unable to balance his personal life and superhero life and those are all the most interesting stories about him.
She's trailer trash from Queens
>>222867708In America? No fucking clue. I found my wife by dating apps in Europe, it's way fucking better dating over there. In America it seems like only the rejects use dating apps
>>222857314She is a terrible character and is the sole reason why i dont like those spiderman movies.Remove her entirely and they become so much better. Even with the plotholes as to peters motivations.
>>222866519kek
>>222857314Just so you know, saying that you don´t like MJ to be a higschool soap opera drama queen is like saying you don´t like Spidey to have spider related powers.
>>222863279straight outta bollywood
>>222859908She fucked PeterShe fucked Peters bullyShe fucked Peters best friend She fucked Peters boss’ sonShe’s for the streets
>>222861443Those bottom 3 aren’t real but the rest is pretty evident.>She doesn’t date Harry, but she does cheat on Peter with him which is worse>Rejects marrying him to “protect him” which makes zero sense when Peter could just go sort Harry if she told him he was blackmailing her>Peter deliberately comes to her workplace to humiliate her and she gets mad, justified but so is he
>>222863509I'm from nebraska and there were plenty of cute girls when I was in high school. most of them were kinda mean though, which is why I chose to date a cute girl from colorado instead
>>222859908>>222868768There's no proof she fucked anyone.
>>222857314>Emma Stone's Gwen acted like a blonde MJ>Kirsten Dunst's MJ acted like a redhead GwenLmao
>>222857314Yeah they're really made her a narcissistic whore but spooderman was also an irritating beta with oneitis
>>222857314She's like that in the comics too I'll never understand why writers love her when Felicia is the best overall match for Peter
>>222870083Does Harry look like the kind of guy who prefers to play cards?
>>222861630angry rice<3
>>222857324but this isnt true to the comic
>>222861719>Is Spiderman a bad character with one story?Yes. It's why I dont watch any of his movies. It's always the same shit. Over and over. His rogues gallery sucks too and is also repetitive. Nothing interesting EVER happens.
>>222867708Church, but you gotta be careful which one and have a good hoedar for reformed hoes, but some churches have much less of those than others. I have never once given this piece of advice on here without getting a ton of whining pushback
>>222863495the exact same thing, male gold-diggers are a thing too.
>>222867708job/hobby/friend circle plus apps. I know people in their 30s who've done the matchmaker service thing too, that seems to work.
>>222863279>shalom?
>>222857314>I never realized how much of a whore MJ wasCorrect.>This trilogy is unwatchable as an adultIncorrect.
>>222857314Fantastic cans but not good looking enough to be Mary Jane, still better than MuttJ
>>222859775>Virgin>No dyed hair>No piercings>No tattoos>Not fat
>>222863495>what would norman say if he had a daughter?Norman is loving but brutally honest with the people he loves.I can't write like Norman, but he would basically cover a few points.1. He would be directly honest with her. 2. He would basically tell her that men don't care about her useless college art degree or how much money she makes or the latest fashion clothing she bought.3. That men care about beauty and how she behaves. Men want a wife they can trust, are loyal, and is focused on raising the children. A wife that won't embarrass them.4. If she wants to raise a family, then she needs to realize this and focus on being feminine and nurturing. Have kids early. Never get fat.5. Never get fat.If she could do all that, then Norman would probably introduce his daughter to one of his millionaire/billionaire friends. Someone he can trust to take care of his daughter. That's how it usually goes in real life too.
>>222870553I bought that comic as a kid for the cover.
>>222857896>back then
>>222866193Yeah.
>>222874429Was Norman a chud?
>>222859775I was 21 when I was this obnoxious. It brought me no where. Women are naturally rebellious and whorish, so find one who brings you peace. Don't choose a used hag just because it's a leftover, choose her because she cares for you. In most cases, you can turn her to your values (kind of). Women can be domesticated.
>>222870729Yeah MJ is an even bigger whore there.
>>222876861no she isnt one at all
>>222876948She'll fuck anyone but Peter.
>>222857314Whore but not a mudstain shitskin like she is now
>>222861675hes giving major epstein vibes there
in real life parker would have moved on from her during college and focused more on the NYU girls.
>>222874429this is retarded advice, as a billionaire heiress none of that would apply to Norm's daughter, money trumps all other factors. Why in the fuck would Norman raise his daughter to be a submissive 4chan fantasy wife?Embarassing post.
>>222863544Religious girls believe it or not are sometimes virgins into their mid 20s, I know this from experienceFind a mormon or jehovahs witness or devout catholic. There is also the idea that they're all sluts too, sure, there are catholic sluts, but it's hard to be a slut as JW, they'll get kicked out of their church
>>222861630Don’t god on my boy Ned like that. The other browns can go.
>>222870729It's okay in the comics since spidey has fucked a dozen other hot women. In the movies he's a virgin that only pines for mj
>>222874429Norman's (merited) chud views on women would have cooled if he had a daughter. He'd have become more doting and protective, and likely tried to play matchmaker to pair her with someone he approved of, like Peter. Honestly it'd have been a much happier ending for everyone.
>>222857602She acts kinda kike my girl except running to other guys mines loyalLooks like her too haha I wonder how that happened
>>222859775Mines all this except the virgin thing which is fine because I was a virgin and she showed me the ropesLove her to bits
>>222872930nta, but>jobI do programming so it's all old geezers/indiansthankfully no trannies>hobbyI do combat sports (all guys), mini painting (all guys), but been interested in picking up the guitar again (all guys and gays), as well as some tailoring (all old ladies)>friendoh uhLooks like apps it is.
>>222877952I was watching an interview with Rebel Rhyder and she was a virgin until 22 while doing her electrical engineering degree. Her friends got her into degenerate shit which got her into porn. So before that she might have became a decent wife. Maybe there's still good ones out there
>>222863057What does it mean to "broom her"?
>>222878451It means chopping her into tiny pieces and throwing them into the river, or something
grew up reading archie comics, that shit had a lot of no-names that fucked with every girl, and got their comeuppance, but still fucked with herthose impulse sections at check out lanes held stories of loose teenagers, both guys and chicks
>>222878285unironically, try the matchmaking service if you live in a big city. At my office it started out with one guy doing it and everyone lightly mocking him but then it turned out fine so a few other guys tried their luck the following year. I also work at a place with almost 0 women.You'd think old ladies would introduce you to their daughters though.
>>222861630How do we have 7 Tom Holland Spidey appearances and almost no characterisation for his supporting cast? Crazy that 3 of them were dropped. Also what the fuck happened to Ned’s wizard powers in BND?
>>222878581Matchmaker service?That's a thing?
>>222878616>what the fuck happened to Ned’s wizard powers in BND?they returned to their home planet with Kang
>>222863531tf she doing
>>222857314>Y-you're a heckin chud manchild incel!
