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>>222864534I enjoyed it
>>222864534What's the point of this thread, OP?
Why did he send a video to that bitch at the end? After she roofied him and put him on a suicide mission, the last thing I’d want her to know is I met a chill rock buddy in space. Lord knows they’d probably try and rape the rocks resources or something retarded next.
>>222864719the whole time when they had the nigger security agent drug him and put him on a one way trip to space I was thinking to myself imagine if the genders were reversed or, god forbid, the races were reversed
>>222864719>she roofied him and put him on a suicide missionThe needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. She should have left mankind be destroyed because Grace isn't man enough to do his duty?
>>222864767If genders/races were reversed, retards would complain, yes. And they would be wrong.
>>222864788mankind deserves to be destroyed because majority are nonwhites
>>222864788So it’s okay to take away someone’s free will if it benefits others?
>>222864534Man, you would've hated pre 2016 4chan.
>>222864837why do you think Elon is focused on Mars? We just need to make it a little bit longer with those.. people
>So we're gonna build some kind of giant space filter or disinfection system in the stream of space bugs eating the sun?>No, we're going to send you out to die in the middle of nowhere. Try to tell us what you see before you kill yourself.
>>222864851If it benefits *us, dumbo. Not others.
>>222864873yeah it used to suck
>>222864534Yeah, exactly. Should have known since it was the same guy as the martian.
>>222864904People wouldn't shut up about how great Bush was.
>>222864897Sounds like the same justification of a slaver. You’re probably a Jew.
Daniel Pemberton is too kino though. Everyone else is generic even ludwig Göransson. I like Daniels style
this was the first movie I liked enough in a while to actually want to get a physical copy of but the damn steelbook is impossible to get
Forgotten now.
>>222864719Probably because he had feelings for her and finally realised at the end she only used him to save Earth. I'm glad he went with rocky, it was better that way.
>>222864873shut the fuck up were were trashing reddit since it came online
>>222864851Absolutely not. Putting murderers in jail is totally immoral, bro.
>>222864534Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS2Gxl6GROE
>>222864534Juvenile as fuck.The cat from outer space did it better.
>>222865037people like you would call me a nazi 10 years ago. doesnt work.
>>222864851Only if it saves all human life and it works. If it only saves 60 trillion people but some would survive anyway then it's wrong.
>>222864851Theres a certain ratio where its not even debatable. 1 life for 7 billion plus the continuation of the human race isnt even close to a moral dilemma
You assholes are always 50/50 on this movie.Is it good or not?
>>222867031Imagine the martian but with a gay little rockdog
>>222867031>always 50/50 on this movieThe answer is right in front of you, retard.
>>222866834Well all I can say is that she's lucky Goose wasn't me, cuz I'd deliberately sabotage the mission out of spite.
>>222867031its not the best movie ever, it definitely is reddit no question about that, but its nice, positive movie. It's better than Martian. It's bit better in the cinema where I watched it, there's one particular scene that, with the soundtrack, was pretty nice and inspirational to watch ABORT ABORT ABORT GRACE WILL DIE NO NO NO NO NO
If Grace went back to earth he'd probably get court martialed by like half the world's governments for just giving an entire alien race all of humanity's scientific knowledge on a laptop. They don't know what the hell a bunch of aliens are gonna do after being uplifted by humanity and they clearly have the resources and lifespans to think nothing of just coming to earth in the future to do what they want.
>>222866834It is debatable and it is close. How come survival of your precious human race is the virtue of the highest order? Who and how concluded that those 7 billion lives take priority over this particular life exactly?>b-b-but the evolutionWe have been relying on its retarded logic for thousands of years. How is that working out for us? Are you happy with the world we live in?
>>222864534Yes, what a piece of shit that was.>>222864666I feel sorry for you Satan.
>>222867399The rock people seem a lot nicer than humans. If anything, it's much more likely humaniggers would go grind up all the rock babies for rare earth metals.
>>222867031It's and entertaining buddy story
goose should have FUCKED that rock. or at least jizzed on it while it was asleep.
>>222867451your and idiot
>>222866834>>222867418leftists debating amongst themselves always devolves into the most retarded shit
>>222867289In the books he threatened to do that. They intentionally gave him amnesia
>>222867471If he stuck his penis into rocky's environment, it would instantly burn his dick off.
>>222867530>we drugged a guy to send him on a suicide mission against his will, and not only did we do that, but we mind-wiped him so he would be a perfect little slave golem for us>but we're the good guys!
>>222867031it's reddit, basically if you took the capeshit approach to sci-fi.There are hundreds of good movies available to watch right now, anyone forgoing those to watch this trash deserves contempt.
>>222867031It's a movie about a human scientist meeting an alien scientist and they solve a problem together. If that premise sounds interesting to you then it's a good movie.
>>222867031if you don't spend every waking moment worrying about whether or not something is reddit then you'll enjoy it
>>222864719>they’d probably try and rape the rocks resources or something retarded nextThey can't do that very easily, as 40 Eridani is 16.3 light years away. So minimum ~33 years until you get a return on investment from attempting that. And while your invaders are on their way to Erid, their technology stays the same while the Eridians keep advancing and spreading and becoming stronger thanks to the astrophage discovery. Not a great idea. Though some kind of increased interaction between Earth and Erid could be part of the sequel, if Weir ends up writing one
>>222867842>it's a show about a slightly crazy scientist and his grandson and how they go on interdimensional adventures>If that premise sounds interesting to you, then it's a good show
>>222867927Sounds cool what's it called
>>222867898neither the book nor the movie need a sequel, its a complete story that has nowhere to go.the worldbuilding turned to shit anyways with the astrophage lightspeed magic tech and earth has an alien neighbor pretty much next door that isnt even carbon based, which means the galaxy probably has millions of civilizations, which is a retarded horseshit setting because they wouldnt all acquire space technology at the same time so some of them just sat there for millions of years doing literally nothing.its not worth it to open that can of worms story wise, the story is concluded and did exactly what it was supposed to do, a story about trust and friendship between strangers with a common goal, nothing more, nothing less.
Andy Weir is truly reddit.Like, Dan Brown was already extremely reddit, but Andy Weir takes that to the next reddit level.And it's all shit, of course, but that goes without saying.
>>222864788>The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the fewshut up you vulcan bitch
>>222868074>the worldbuilding turned to shit anyways with the astrophage lightspeed magic tech and earth has an alien neighbor pretty much next door that isnt even carbon based, which means the galaxy probably has millions of civilizations, which is a retarded horseshit setting because they wouldnt all acquire space technology at the same time so some of them just sat there for millions of years doing literally nothing.There's no inherent reason an intelligent species would become a space-faring one. Think about how much time humans spent just chucking spears and raping each other. It's entirely feasible that there would be millions of intelligent species that just spend all their time focused on killing and eating each other for their blood gods until environmental conditions wipe them out.
>>222868074You don't have to watch it, but there are still some pretty big unanswered questions which a sequel could explore. Like even though Earth and Erid are now able to save their stars, is the rest of the galaxy basically still doomed, with astrophage spreading outward faster than anyone can counter it? And why did this happen with such convenient timing, when humans and Eridians were both at the right stage of tech progress to be able to do anything about it? There could be a twist where it turns out astrophage is part of some grand plan and is not naturally occurring, or it's a cycle the galaxy goes through and has happened before and it was somehow a mistake to intervene as they did
>>222867589>There are hundreds of good moviesNot recent ones. Name ten.All capeshit sucks but this doesn't.
>>222868375Feel free to write your own fanfiction set in this universe.
>>222868469>not recent onesI didn't say there were hundreds of recent good movies, I said there were hundreds of good movies.Here are ten good movies, some new, some old:The House that Jack BuiltGhost ElephantsThe NorthmanThe LighthouseBarry LyndonApocalypse Now reduxCobra Verde28 years later: the bone templeGettysburgDrive
>>222868532Weir says he might write a sequel and is still working on ideas for it. Are you gonna go and murder him, to stop a sequel from being made?
>>222868375>And why did this happen with such convenient timing, when humans and Eridians were both at the right stage of tech progress to be able to do anything about it?Well obviously the worlds that werent technologically advanced enough to do anything about it, didnt do anything about it. Obviously the only species that will be there in space trying to save themselves are the ones who are able to travel in space to save themselves
>>222868570I saw those, the rock monster movie is better than Drive.
>>222864534>>222867031I really wanted to like this movie. Everyone was praising it, I loved the book and yet when I finally got round to watching it last week, I was kind of underwhelmed. The script wasn't as good as the book, the plot rushes some things and drags out on others. The woman boss (Strauss, Stratt, whatever) was too "soft" in the movie compared to the colder, all business world saviour of the book. Rocky was fun, but he was too goofy that his heroic genius didn't shine though as much as it did in the book. Gosling was just okay. Visuals are great.I think this is just overpraised because other Hollywood movies are so abysmally bad that this just seems great in comparison. I would give it 7/10 by itself while the book is 9/10.
>>222868638And the more advanced ones are already dark to telescopes and spacemites.
>>222868577No I'll just create a lot of sock puppet accounts and downvote his reddit posts, that oughta put a stop to him.
>>222868651>quirk chungus reddit rock movie is better than Refn kinoAre your parents aware that they raised a homosexual?
>>222868725Rocky is literally me. Drive is not memorable, all I remember is the music. It's about a sad boy with oneitis and then he's sad and stuff?
>>222864678Pretty sure it's a bot thread.
>Words of encouragement!
>>222867031its a great movie if you're a lonely single guy with incurable depression
>>222869924This, desu baka senpai
>>222868693I wish the movie had more buddy scenes between Grace and Rocky, their relationship is easily the best part of the story in either version and the movie cuts out too much of it.
>>222864678virtue signaling
JUST TAKE THE JABITS A SIGN OF THE TIMESWE GOTTA WEAR OUR MASKS IN HEREFAUCI PLEAD THE 5TH IN HERE
>>222868181How is Reddit bad?
>>222870654Vapid empty signalling over sincere thought. This site like the rest of the world becomes more reddit everyday and the faggots calling everything reddit are extremely reddit.
>>222870654Each subreddit tends to be overly insular with its own mods enforcing dumb or arbitrary rules about what can or can't be discussed. That's a big part of what makes it bad. That and the type of statements and discussion which are incentivized by the karma and upvote/downvote systems. 4chan has *some* of that where anons bait for Yous, but on reddit it's a persistent thing and a million times worse
>>222864534Kek, thanks AI. Great movie though unironically.
>>222869901You can't just say words of encouragement...
>>222872207He has two different sizeeyes
>>222870433JUST EAT THE BUGS, IT'LL BE ALRIGHT THEY TOLD ME THAT THE END IS NEAR WE GOTTA GET INTO THE POD
>GRACE WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROCKY IS BUILT FOR BWC QUESTION
>>222864851Yes if the choice is between literally everyone fucking dying and you being a little bitch. Suck it up and do your fucking job. We do this literally all the time when the stakes are 1/1,000,000,000th of what they are in the movie. See: conscription.
SHES GOT A DICKITS A SIGN OF THE TIMESBUT YOURE ON PREPITLL BE ALRIGHT
why did he not ask her for a one last one night stand? she is attractive and is very powerful, which makes it sexier
>>222874413He would have done that, without the explosion which led to him being forced onto the ship. When suddenly faced with having most of the rest of your life taken away, you're not gonna be thinking about "Ok maybe I'll do it in exchange for having sex with you." You would have a whole different perspective and set of priorities which doesn't include getting laid once
>>222864534basically yea its not a very good movie
>>222867492these are ancaps nigga nothing to do with leftism
>>222864534My least favourite movie of the year. I would watch fucking Disclosure Day or that Spiderman schlock again before this.
>>222864534I fucking LOVE science!
>>222876239>Disclosure Day Don't troll outside of /b/
>>222876374That's what The Martian was. PHM manages to be a lot better by dialing way back all the self-congratulatory science explainers. It instead gives it more depth and makes it more rewatchable, where you figure out internal logic stuff which the movie didn't spell out directly
>>222864788Now imagine if the 2 (two) genders were reversed
>>222868074We had entire civilizations still chucking spears and doing rain dances while others were building city sized ocean liners and producing energy that would power the entire world, all on the same planet, that could reach each other within a single natural human lifespan.
>>222867440I feel worse for you that you feel bad someone enjoyed a movie
>>222867584The alternative is the human race goes extinct.
>>2228653604chan was everything the reddit buzzword means when talking about films.
>>222876609and nobody in that situation was confused about there existing more humans elsewhere
