kino

A24 slop.
Critics will love it, audiences will either be lukewarm or hate it.

>>223248468
>A24slop
>it isn't A24

>>223248542
A24 slop is more a style than anything.

>>223248566
>so desperate for it to be a hit that we're pretending its A24

>>223248365
It comes out tomorrow, so nobody has seen it.

>>223248365
It's bad. Don't expect any character to act rational or the virus to make sense or be explained at all. The moment the police woman wanders off to just shoot some random ass The Thing (not zombie) creatures without saying a fucking thing and the two other characters keep saying it's stupid made me realize this was absolute shit.

>>223248651
There are screenings in my city today

>>223248661
Fuck off. It's a movie. It's sole purpose is to entertain and turn a profit. Go point your hate boner elsewhere.

>>223248365
Im in the kinoplex about to watch now, ill let you know in 2 hours

>>223249071
The characters turing into Mystery Science Theater 3000 for about 7 minutes straight because dumb shit is happening is not entertaining.

>>223248661
Sounds like Resident Evil to me.

Can I watch it for free yet?

>>223249143
To you. It's not entertaining to you. There's a reason MST3k has a fanbase.

>>223249512
You have no idea what I'm talking about

>>223248365
A heinous piece of shit.

>>223249657
Cause I'm not some dipshit who thinks reading a script equates to something meant as an audio visual experience.

Really though, that shit is masterbatory. Must be lonely existense. No wonder you all come here to talk about it.

>>223250225
You mean what the characters do in the movie you didn't watch yet? All they do is say "ummm, that just happened!" I'd dumb it down for you, but I can't speak retard.

>>223250265
You seem to speak retard just fine cause I dont understand a word you're saying

>>223248365
It's an unrelated movie with the RE logo slapped on it, the monsters are more like something out of Dead Space lmao

Why the sudden shilling effort, the movie is not interesting enough to get shill in fucking 4chan

>>223248365
>A24 slop.
A24 Kino.

>>223250414
all resident evil games have different monters so that's just a retarded thing to say

>>223248365
its a "original work" C-script the director wrote that could not get funded on its own so they slapped the RE logo on it

>>223249183
It was undeniably like Resident Evil (the games), far more than any other Resident Evil movie.
Unfortunately I really don’t think that’s enjoyable as a film unless you’re the kind of person who enjoys sitting next to someone on the couch playing a video game poorly while you can only watch.

>>223249097
I just got out, I fucking hated it. Its at least competently made and a movie but every character fucking sucks. The monsters work because its RE but really I just imagine this movie wouldn't get made if it didnt have the RE label. Im not even an og RE-head or anything but the only thing related is that they name Racoon City and Umbrella

>>223251040
I was digging it for about 40 minutes and then the ending made me audibly groan. That entire final sequence was a fucking slog just to render the entire film pointless.

>>223248365
Pure cinema
Abortion scene and the farm house is the best

Also theres scenes straight out of resident evil 3 in the backallys which were kino