>>223304306>iPhone>worthless threadEvery time.
>>223304317Takes less effort to ignore than to post. Thanks for the bump, cuck!
COWARD
>>223304336You'll be hearing from my representative soon, disgusting faggot.
he's just a human book factory. if he can't pump out books he's nothing
>>223304317What’s the matter? Casual seconds-to-make phone threads piss you off! Did you piss and shit and cum your pants, faggot?
What’s he thinking?
>>223304521>jar jar may not be the key to all this afterall
>>223304521Tax policies. He’s never stopped thinking about tax policies.
>>223304521>I should win back the audience by killing off Jon Snow and Arya
>>223304306>Martin started writing the first chapters of the novel in 1991. Before 1991, he had no long-standing notes, outlines, or worldbuilding bibles for Westeros; the world and story grew organically as he wrote.>The First Outline (1993): By 1993, after writing roughly 13 chapters, he sent a famous three-page 1993 letter and outline to his publisher outlining his initial plans for the trilogy.>A Game of Thrones: Publication (1996): He finished and published the first book, A Game of Thrones, five years after starting it in 1991>A Clash of Kings: Published February 1999>A Storm of Swords: Published November 2000>A Feast for Crows: Published November 2005>A Dance with Dragons: Published July 12, 2011>"If I wanted to, I could easily write a twelve-volume fantasy series and make a million dollars off it. But I have too much self-respect to drag out a story like that." He gave his fans very solid 3.5 books on the main series, the kino short stories, and I considered the lore books a nice wrap up, him opening up his vault and filling in the last pieces of his world.Now he's living down his shame. ASOIAF is fantasy. He never wanted to be a fantasy writer. He's hard scifi, fantasy is kiddie bullshit.
>>223304521“What’s something I could work on that ISN’T The Winds of Winter…”
>>223304521>Writer's block is a bitch. Guess I'll have to resort to time travel or multiverse slop
How does he sleep at night?
>>223304317>casuals still pc postingget this BEGGAR out if here
>>223304667>The Disputed Landsincoming Israel/Palestine bandwagon-jumping
>>223304730I’m tired of pretending that the Jews aren’t based for pissing off the entire Arabic/Islamic world. The reaction to the creation of Israel was one of the funniest things I’ve ever read about. “Ree kick out ALL of your Jews!!!11”.
>>223304306He's cooked. He's smoked pork. He's grilled and sizzled like mouthwatering juicy bacon slathered in delicious lard.
>>223304306These books would stick the landing if they split Westeros into two major acs. Westeros is divided between Ice and Fire. The north is cut off from the south after Stannis defeats the Boltons and Freys, loses against the Others invading, is crippled and spirited away by Davos. A Limes Germanicus erected along the Neck, manned by unsullied and baratheon deserters, sponsored by Dany. Neck haunted by the Children/Bloodraven. Rebels fight still while the Others establish themselves and the unlivable long winter make converts out of the common folk, who sacrifice to them for succor.The Dragon war is between Aegon VI and Dany. Dany invades second, from Dragonstone. Aegon already invaded in the books.Deanerys only flyes Drogon in her campaign while the other two range free on the island, in hopes they grow as large as Drogon. She's collecting oaths from the Riverlords and Northerners while her army subdues The Vale during the war that Littlefinger starts. In Dragonstone, Aegon sneaks in, claims Rhaegal for himself and The Ironborn enthrall Viserion with the horn.Aegon has Dorne, subdues the Stormlands with ease, makes the Ironborn stand down to bring The Reach into the fold. Westerlands declare for Dany by way of suitor Martyn Lannister rallying the Lannister bannermen. Suitor Euron abandons Aegon for Dany's side soon after subduing his Dragon.Smitten Aegon marries Myrcella and adopts Tommen as provisory heir for her after Cersei is executed, Daenerys takes King's Landing with a tiny contingent. Burns the city when it's besieged rather than lose it to a stronger army. Her villain arc ends with her seduced by the Night King. Jon unconfirmed northern rebel leader, no POVs in the North.
shieeeet
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>>223304521>the more she drank, the more she shat>but the more she shat, the thirstier she grewhe's either never going to finish it or he already is done and will release his slop when he dies. which is hopefully soon.
>>223304317NTA but I have no need for a computer other than to serve as an SMB server for my kino.
>>223305513love fenris his interviews are fun
>>223304600>If I wanted to, I could easily write a twelve-volume fantasy seriesHe should have done this. He writes entire subplots containing multiple completed chapters just to turn them into some background lore a character takes three lines to tell.
>>223304306how do i give up on ASOIAF?give me self help generic advice to forget it.idk where to start.
>>223304306He's hung on surprisingly long considering his weight. Good for him
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BOOK YOU FAT FAGGOT?!
>>223304521>why am I still alive? I thought the fat would get me out of finishing the series a decade ago
>>223304306He hasnt turned a manuscript.
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>>223307220Unironically when Preston talked about meeting George, he tried to talk to George about his older works other than asoiaf and he had no interest in any of that and he said GRRM just wanted to talk about Pizza with an Italian guy at his table and shittalk chicago deep dish fat fuck
lol, anyway......
>>223309452based desu, he shut that glowie up
>>223307534Do you think he's refused ozempic
>>223309422>you don't want me to die and let that prolific fantasy writer guy finish my books really fastuh...
>>223309452based Georgie boy
It's over. Any book worth a fuck does not take 15+ years to do. Whatever he does churn out, if by some miracle he does finish it, will be a collection of ideas he stitched together over the near two decades he was fussing over this shit pile and he just polished them up some to get the book out the door before the buttered lobster does him in. This will be a direct result of his "gardening", having no real concrete idea of what you want to do and just pulling shit out of your ass as you go along. Eventually this was no longer feasible because he blew the story up with too many characters and plotlines
>>223309997I’m gonna finish them. The announcement will coincide with the debut of my own series.
Show ending was the book ending, accept this and move on
>>223304306do you think george r r r r r r martin likes foreskin, or is he a circumcision jewish kike candyfaggot cuck
>>223305810>no POVs in the NorthI will find your house and burn it down.
>>223304306I'm just going to feed all the GoT books into Claude and have Claude finish the story. Fuck this fat old bastard.
>>223310218I think most people did, but they hang on, thinking "Well maybe the book version of it will make it better, or not so shit" but it will be.
>>223309990he's probably on it because he's lost a lot of weight
>>223309422Robert Jordan was pumping out books at a fast pace until he unfortunately died young, GRRM has no place comparing himself to him.
>>223304521Black pussy.
>>223304306Every decisions D&D made is vindicated because at least Game of Thrones had an ending. Martin is apparently just waiting out the clock because he wrote himself into several corners.
HE RELASED FIRE AND BLOODand hes been doing other shitits not like he hasnt been writingits obvious he doesnt want to wrap this shit up, its too complicated, at this point its become an unsolvable puzzle that should be a millenium prize thing,he should give the outline of wher ehe thinks he might "gardener" it to the world AI factories, and they can spend 88 hours spending millions of dollars trying to "solve" the plotlines, then he CAN LOOK OVER hundreds of thousands of variations that anthropic, openai and google chose for him.then he can refine it with a team of editors and writers, then he can feed that back into the AI with thousands of agents, spend millions of more dollars in electricity and DETERMINE IF THERE ARE ANY PLOT LINES IN THE ROUTE HE CHOSE, if not, he can keep it like that, and REWRITE EVERYTHING IN HIS OWN WORDS
>>223309422Reminder that this fat faggot wrote a fanfic where Jaime beats Rand in combat while Tyrion is explaining how actually Robert Jordan, the literal Creator of their world, is just some random dude in Westeros.
>>223310243he thought he was italian, it turned out his italian grandpa was cucked by a jewish guy, and he only found out with a DNA test, he's 25% ashkhenazi
What? Tons?
The problem with leaving it so long is that many of us have forgotten the details of the sprawling narrative. I know there are hardcore fans who revisit the series every year, but most of us read A Dance with Dragons ten years ago and left it at that. The last two books added new POV characters and red herrings and so many superfluous legs and tails it is difficult to keep track of it all, especially after the long hiatus. If Winds ever does come out, I would have to read the whole series again to refresh my memory and catch up with the tale. And I don't think I'm willing to do that. Probably most people aren't willing.
He could probably write faster and think more clearly if he weren't being gangstalked.
>>223305810Jon Snow is Aegon VI
>>223311436Fire and blood isn’t new writing, it was the unabridged side bars from world of ice and fire that he had to cut down for page space, he hasn’t done anything in the universe since 2014
>>223304521about his doordash order he placed 5 minutes ago
>>223304521>and then an evil pirate dark lord appears and he’s super edgy and scary and is the real final boss…hmm yes perfect it’s a great idea to introduce that element this late into the story…
>>223309452keknever meet your heroes
>>223312548I can't tell if Victarion is supposed to be scary or funny.>that bit where he ties a swabbie to the mast and lets all the men use him as a whore
>>223304306I'm sure he's only a week or two away from fishing Winds of Winter!
>>223310197This. Deadlines are essential to good creative work. Gurm can’t hold himself to a deadline or be held to one. Shits fucked
>>223307991He's eaten it
>>223304521>"Hmmm... I wonder what's for dinner"
>>223307515Don't read it in the first place ez
>>223307515>how do i give up on ASOIAF?Go through it again reading only the boring chapters. The Bran and Daenerys chapters. That ought to cure you of your addiction.
Maaaaan, it's Wild that I was a Young man when I first read Game of thrones and Clash of kings, so full of Hope and dreams and now I am approaching 40 and still posting on 4chan (+_+)
>>223304521>hmm maybe i should finish the books before i die of fat
>>223304306and he's as healthy as he's ever been. I'm sick of this doom posting.
>>223309422Who is Robert Jordan? Brother of Michael jordan?
the average life expectancy for american men is 76.5 years
>>223310197That new Targaryen, even if he ends Up being a fake Targaryen, was when I realised shit was fucked. The story was already too Big and all of a sudden, when he had to start wrapping things Up, a new Targaryen comes all of a sudden
>>223304306FINISHTHEBOOKFATTY
>>223313022>the average life expectancy for american men is 76.5 yearsAre you factoring in infant morality rate, which US has the worst of any developed nation on earth (Cuba has much better infant morality than US, hence higher life expectancy)
>>223313026especially when there ALREADY was a secret Targaryen (jon)
>>223313026The show was right to cut him
>why yes, I will be enjoying reading The Dream of Springs and giving George a happy birthday message at age of 100
>>223313100>>>223313026>The show was right to cut himIt left us with no big bad at the end, Cersei wasn't a compelling villain and Euron was comic relief
>>223313128Dany was the final villain, that’s the twist (true to book canon as well)
>Churns out a book every other day>Hit or miss doesnt give a fuck>writes about orgies and kids>People dont care he pushes out new shit all the time
>>223312996Some guy who wrote a recommendation that was used in the original cover.
kek remember a few years ago when he said Winds of Winter was 75% done?
>>223313161>the person who saved the world from The Others is now the villainare u stupid?
>>223313068I don't buy that for a second
>>223313172He looks more like a Who from Whoville every day
>>223313239He looks like the wife in Beetlejuice when she stretches her face in the monster face
i almost finished dance so he's about to die
>>223313218You’re confused, I was speaking of Daenerys, not Arya
>>223304306I hope he dies of old age without ever concluding A Song of Ice and Fire.
>>223304521>How can I make myself even more pathetic when viewed in comparison to J.R.R. Tolkien?
>>223313263He looks like Ben Quadrinos the alien from Star Wars in the pod race.
>>223313128>Euron was comic reliefSuddenly I'm reminded of that ultra shitty battle between Euron and Jamie on the shores of Kings Landing. Two characters the show turned into shit, duking it out with each other for absolutely no reason, who have no connection to each other at all.
>>223313271>aegon the conqueror: “if Westeros is to survive, a Targaryen must sit the iron throne. From my blood comes the prince that was promis-AAAAAAACCKKKKKK!!!!!!Prophecy fags lost Danyfags lost Jonfags lostTargfags lost Aryachuds won bigly
>>223309422Robert Jordan was dictating notes on the final book to his wife on his death bed while all this fat fuck does is whine about how hard it is to live in drumf's america.
>>223304521Hes looking at the end of the road.Hes a lonely man, no familiy and all his friends are starting to die out. Probably depressed.I would pity him but all of these are the result of his nihilistic and maetrialist mindset.
He will serve as an example of what not to do>Book 4 was supposed to be a timeskip that helps advance the plot (dragons grow up, Arya goes through more training etc) but the concept was abandoned as being "too hard". Well tough luck, figure it out.>Gardening writing style - who else does this shit? Letting your characters wander around doing whatever they want?>Gets royalties and money way before the ending is finished drains your motivation, especially when you're fat and old.He really is the "American" Tolkien in that he's the corrupted, lazier version of something greater.
>>223313746>He really is the "American" Tolkien in that he's the corrupted, lazier version of something greater.You're absolutely right. HE Is also a TV Guy, he loves TV, not literature, so the moment he GOT his show, he Lost all his drive
