Jokes like this makes zoomers heads explode.
Now men are the subjects of abuse
>>223313497Some men drown while others die of thirst; whatever your circumstances are, you learn to resent & hate them
>>223313497>hmm hmm him
>>223313592Katey is nice but I'd rather have her sisters.
>>223313497They're too busy pretending to fawn over white zendaya.
>>223313570Saar, you do not open bob and vagene enough!
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>>223313497After living with the same woman for a few years my urge to shoot her has risen and my urge to have sex with her has plummeted.
>>223314877Checked and try being married. Same thing. I realise now why boomer couples had separate beds.
>>223315241>try being marriedNo thanks, I'm planning on kicking her out before Thanksgiving.
>>223314877Did you try getting a girlfriend who you actually like?
You can be annoyed with someone and still love them. Why is this so hard for Zoomers to understand?
>>223315298Yeah, I've tried that every single time and have ended up hating them after enough time.
>>223315314and the one thing they had in common was they were are...females?
>>223315351>they were are...females?yes, ESL-kun
>>223314877>>223315241I've been fucking my wife for 20 years and it's still great and we go at it like rabbits whenever we're home and the kids aren't. What you're describing is a bad relationship, not what all relationships become over time.
>>223315443>I'm having a blast but in "have sex" forminteresting
>>223315443I haven't had sex in three years and coincidentally it's been the happiest I've been in the past decade.
>>223315362oh, well, i i recommend swapping to guys, it sounds more up your valley.
>>223315522I just swapped to one night stands but I haven't gone out in about 3 months
>>223315443Can confirm, I've also been fucking this anons wife for 20 years and it's been great
>>223315443>>223315298so how do you find good one
>>223315298I tried this and got bored of her within about three months and then we stopped speaking and called each other drunk at 4am for about five years. Complicated.
>>223316379The secret is you don't, you just learn to be a giga Zen monk that reflects the ill wishes of feminine energy and develop wizard powers in finding other shit to care about that makes you seem attractive and aloof but really it's just you not giving a shit anymore
>>223313497BOOMER! ZOOMER! GEN XER! GENERATIONAL WAR! DIVISION! FUCK YEAH!
>>223316818I'm saving up money to just find a giga zoomette to give me kids. I'm almost in my 40's and I have $700,000 and a paid off house so far, but I'm going to keep at it. I don't believe in love.
>>223316379Not either of those two anons but I’m madly in love with my wife of eighteen years. She supports me like nobody else and works hard to sexually please me. We met on match.com (back in the day). We were both really screwed up and came from screwed up families. Our relationship was a dumpster fire and we both became determined to change. We worked together to build a relationship out mutual love and respect. I think for many anons, they’re stuck in cycles they don’t see nor understand. It’s crazy but true that when our thinking is screwed up, we find ourselves in screwed up relationships with screwed up people. I did it for years before I widened up. It’s far easier to just say all modern women are vapid whores than to look in the mirror and ask some honest questions.This dosent apply to all anons and I have no idea if it applies to you. Unfortunately there’s also luck involved. I’m very grateful. Still, had I not gotten my shit together she would have and left, and vice versa. I guarantee there’s anon reading this that have tanked relationships that would have worked had they been willing to take some responsibility. Thanks for reading my blog.
>>223315443does her clit/brown/taint area still pOwn your dick?
>>223316981holy kek
>>223316379Stop looking for a fuck you want to fuck again and find a friend you want to hold hands with in bedDating apps are poison, avoid themGo out and do things you enjoy and meet women who enjoy doing those things too> but I don't want toWhy would any woman who wasn't just looking for a cock and a credit card want someone who didn't have anything else to offer?I met my wife at an invasive plant removal volunteer event, took her to a shooting range for a date, then played OpenTTD online with her in the evenings after work until we moved in together. She is not the most beautiful girl in the world and we are not particularly active or adventurous in bed. But she is a girl I actually like being with, and a very good mom to our kids, and not a complete retard with money, and if you want something more than a one night stand that matters.Basically, just "bee" yourself LOWERED EXPECTATIONS
>>223317165>Stop looking for a fuck you want to fuck again and find a friend you want to hold hands with in bedThis is the most virgin tier advice I've ever read on this site. Good God, are you a falseflagging Israeli?
>>223313570There probably is an Indian version of the show. I remember it was adapted in over 20 countries.
>>223317165Some of the best girls I've found have been from dating apps, you just have to be pretty and smart for it to work.
>>223317165Happiest I've been is breaking up with a girl I met on 4chan who was into shit like Sonic, Digimon, Pokemon and other autist shit and then starting to date a normalfag women who didn't care about my interests.
>>223313592I would slam this woman so hard and so regularly it would be my second job.
It Really doesn't matter how attractive a woman is because a year you stop caring
>>223317236We know, Ranjesh.
>>223316835Yeah it's very artificial. Glad you see it.
>>223313497were boomers gay? why did they hate the women they could have sex with on a whim so much?
>>223317302Have you ever interacted with a woman, zoom zoom? Jerking it is way better than dealing with a woman's bullshit unless you're been clipped by the Mark of the Beast
>>223317243I hope these virgins one day realize this before its too late
>>223317355lmao yes i have and sex is worth it. boomers like you need exercise and to not be circumcised, also use sex toys and drugs. people like you are just boring
>>223317302Boomers married people because they assumed that they're just supposed to marry people while they really wanted to get drunk in the garage and fuck their teenage daughters friends.
>>223317481>and the hard charging homophobic marine is actually a closet pole smoker
>>223313497I don't get it
>>223317520Many such cases. Basically the average republican.
>Oh who's that man with the loaded gun. >Killed his wife coz she weighed a ton.
>>223313570>With every train so far.
>>223315534Are these true stories?
>>223317572Just like the average white progressive is actually racist
>>223317732No. Hypocrisy is the idol of the Right.
>>223317732Most people are contradictory morons but we know that a true man is a soldier, drunkard and a fucker who's into 15 year old girls.
>>223317732>white progressive is actually racistsounds more like a (You) problem
>>223317182> Stupid goy, date a retard you hate and don't have kids!I'm not the stein here
>>223316940Fair Love can be love if you work on itIe, if you have a car and you take care of the car you will love the car by pride of maintaining it.If you have a car that you changed the oil in once and never insured it or cleaned it, you will not care so much what happens to it. In my opinion love is like an object you possess that you must maintain to fuel the level of need for it. If you plough a zoomette and then ignore her 24.7 you'll probably end up leaving half your shit with her. You gotta treat it like a puppy or whatever it is you can give a shit about
>>223318077*nonlove can be love I meant
>>223317572>>223317732That's right.Both sides are racist and gay so don't vote :)
ITT: Living proof most humans can never be satisfied or happy.
>>223318140No. Always vote for the most intelligent impulsive racist sociopath misogynist because those are the people who can actually change things.
>>223318176well, he certainly changed the gas and grocery prices all right;^)
>>223318316If I'm thinking of intelligent impulsive racist sociopath misogynists leading the free world I'm thinking of Bill Clinton who actually did many good things like putting them niggers in prisons.
>>223313497I would rip those 1980's cyan pants off so hard her beef flaps would jiggle from the air pressure alone. There would be a brief moment of pussy musk in the air before I ravaged her hairy minge. I would cum so deep and hard that Peg start thinking about names for our third child.
>>223317236Same, but I only feel that way because I dont actually live with her; this anon speaks the horrible, inescapable truth >>223314877 the hedonic treadmill will remain eternally undefeated
>>223318167Satisfaction/happiness is only ever just a brief interlude, punctuating sentences of suffering through boredom or deprivation
>>223315758Hooray! We did it, Reddit!
>>223316958Boomers like you who got married in fucking 2007 & think your dinosaur understanding of the world is still relevant should all be thrown into woodchippers tbqdesu
>>223320207not him but your dismissal of his largely true story implies that it struck a nerve of yours.Very soillennial coded post
Zoomers can't into humour because their entire lives are a joke
>>223320266No, I just think that all forms of boomer bootstrap advice are worse than useless in the Big 26
>>223320266Even tinder has changed a lot within the last five years and 20 years ago girls didn't even know how to use internet and know that millionaires all around the world want to stick walnuts in their asshole. So yeah it's different.
>>223317698Jej
>>223315480Holy shit anon, that's a fantastic comparison. I'm stealing this everytime some wifeguy who won the 1/20 lottery tries to insist it was due to anything but blind luck and/or low standards.
>>223313592Because he thinks he could've been the next OJ and this bitch stopped him from fulfilling his full potential
>>223316958>I did it for years before I widened up.Typical, once you settle down you get fat.
>>223313497t. never lived with a cunt. My parents absolutely hate each other, somehow I avoided that landmine.
I live with my girlfriend and I've constantly cheated on her dumbass for the last 10 years.
>>223321023do you share partners?
>>223313592Her sense of style was pretty awful, but as a human being, she was devoted, loyal, hard working, and wanted to make her family happy as a key point of her life.The only thing about her that would make me say no to peg was her voice.I cant stand it. No matter how much good there is about her. The voice cuts me like 700 knives at once. But those knives are all really tiny and don't cut deep enough to kill, just deeo enough to cause severe nerve damage that i cant recover from.
>>223313497Yeah cause zoomers actually love their spouses instead of being miserable shits all the time.
>>223317302People change. In those boomer comics, both people become fat and undesirable. Married with Children is just great satire. Their marriage was forced, Al wants to fuck some young student 99% of the time, while Peggy wants sex and Al's money only 99% of the time. Both of them are heavily flawed but they don't not cross a certain line and rarely actually showing them liking and working together is what makes their dynamic work. Their marriage works in their own twisted way. That + kids being dumb and horny + talking dog + the gags are what make the show beloved in most countries.
>>223321180>instead of being miserable shits all the time
>>223321180I loved my wife for 8 of the 11 years we were together.She changed a lot, so did i. It was not going to work out.I stand by she was a good person, just not towards me. But maybe thats my own doing. There was never clarity or closure given to things when it ended.
>>223318167You're just figuring this out? Lurk moar
>>223317698Shinkansen?
>>223320207Well that’s not going to happen so cry more. It really used to piss me off too when people would tell me some things weren’t the world’s problems but mine. You think I don’t know anyone your age, women included? You’re delusional. You’d better shape up before your time is up. You complain about women and social media and never take a look at how it’s shaping YOUR thoughts and YOUR behavior. It’s always everyone else’s fault isn’t it?
>Al....let's have sex>eh...no Peg
>>223316379It's mostly rng
>>223321180Yeah, this thread is over flowing with zoomers waxing poetic about their loving relationships.
Boomer option>Marry the first woman you meet and grow to hate herGenz/millenial option>Marry a quirk chungus who grows to hate you but who you simp for 24/7Zoomer option>either incel or endless quest for girl who is also your close personal friend like a man would be
i remember i saw the news of one chinese who had enslaved and chained a woman who would give birth to his children and reminded me non-whites always destroy my romantic views of rape and slavery...I'm latino btw :)
>>223325292You think we'd be on 4chan if we were the kinds of persons that have loving relationships?
>>223316379you meet her while growing up, form a genuine connection, get lucky in that she both forms similar views to your own AND doesn't consider the idea of dating a close friend to be a massive "ick," and then pray she doesn't end up like a lot of girls who settled young and suddenly divorces you so she can "explore her womanhood"or you find one of the leftovers you find moderately attractive but have either been married and divorced or been in a dozen relationships before meeting you
>>223325532A racist taco slinger whining about non whites. What else is new?
>>223325352>who is also your close personal friend like a man would beNot sure which generation started it, but it seems like modern women view guys who want to turn a friendship into a romantic relationship as being either ignorantly malicious at best to being a manipulative asshole at worst.
>>223325677They'll be personally insulted that you had the audacity to find them attractive.>What, you only spent time with me because you like me in *that* way? Gross!
how would a ghetto black married with children be
>>223325719>first minute of first episode>"Going out for cigarettes, peg">never comes back
>>223313570>Jiiiiishnuuuuu!>Women..... Cannot living with them. Cannot put them in visarjan statues then kick into sea.
>>223317194Russian version is kino
>>223317698
>>223325777It really was. Even the originals
>>223313497
>wife bad
>>223325352>marry a quirk chungus that ends up becoming a lesbian
>>223325572>zoomers have loving relationships >this thread proves otherwise >yeah but that doesn't count
>>223313497Kino for this feel?
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>>223325352Cool pic, somehow immediately knew it was a Japanese artist.
>>223326387Some probably do but they're not on 4chan.
>>223325677They're just stupid. You'll never be able to form the same bond with a woman as you will with a male friend. Women are just for making babies, why would you want to be friends with them?
