OLD MACDONALDI'M C.I.E.I.O.
If you don't harvest those crops will we die?
>>223337681
>if I pulled that teat down, would you lactate?>there would be a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there>you're a big cow>for you
>>223338252For moo
>>223337689It would be an extremely famine.
>FIRST ONE TO CLUCK GETS TO STAY ON MY TRACTOR>LOTTA EGGS FOR A FREE RANGE CHICKEN
>perhaps he's wondering why one would shoot a pig with a captive bolt gun, before bleeding it out
>>223338293You're a big farm.
>>223337681> CIEIO, I'm Bruce Grain
>>223337681lel
>>223337681hehe
>>223337681This is the break in the meme we've been waiting for
>>223337681That’s a big chicken.
>>223338252>>223338273>>223338515Lmfao
BARN: They expect one of us in the fields brotherMexican Brother: Have we started the harvest?BARN: Oh yes *call ICE* the harvest begins
>>223338405Fork You
>If I ploughed that field would you harvest?>It would be extremely plentiful>You're a big field>For you
>He didn't fly so good
>>223338626BARN?
nobody cared who i was until i clucked
>>223338626The farm plan I filed with the FSA lists me, white men, but only one of you! Last one to drop from exhausion gets to stay in my country!
>>223338252How do you even come up with your ideas?
>>223339056ICE: Old McDonald, I'm ICE. You don't get to keep the Mexicans.OMD: Don't worry, they work for no charge.ICE: And why would we want them?OMD: They were trying to plant rice. They make produces for the cereal man.ICE: GRAIN? Get em to Alligator Alcatraz I'll call it in.
>>223337681>They work for the conglomerate, the Monsanto man>...Grain?
Now is not the time to shear. That comes later.
>>223339431Holy fucking shit.
>>223339504LAINE?
>I was born in the barn
>>223339504>Herd them... then I will feed you.
>>223337681We got a big harvest this year
>>223339431>TELL ME ABOUT GRAIN, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE CHAFF?!
LMAO
This is why I still come to this god forsaken place.The spirit of the true internet lives on in OP
Ya make me laugh daily so far OP. If you're not using an AI to give you ideas good on ya.
>>223339504>I AM the League of Shearers
>>223340072lol
get 'em on board I'll call it in
>>223340140They expect one of us in Bovine University
>>223338252LOL
DR. MAYOI'M BREAD
>>223340140>the meat plan I just filed with the abattoir lists Daisy, Bessie, Clarabelle here, but only one can moo!
>>223337681Your name is C that is that is O?
This one's a sample, no charge for them>And why would I want something I didn't order?They come from the Supermarket, the big shop>ASDA?Aye
>>223340383No, he's C, that is he owes.
>>223337681GROK IS THIS REAL?
>>223337681>have started the harvest?
>>223340567>Yes, the stook rises!
The maize was one thing, but great spirit say white man won't last one day in the starch. Heya hoya heya hoya!
>Grain?
reminder that baneposting is/was a marketing campaign
>>223340685then show me it's budget
>>223340567THE ELEVATOR RISES
>reminder that baneposting is/was a marketing campaign
Have we started the fire?
So much creativity in these threads. I wish you guys would collaborate on something
And why would I want this pig?>He was after first prize. He herds for Farmer Hoggett, the sheep-and-cattle man....Babe?
>>223340826lmao wtf
>>223337681Chickens are so cute.
>>223340685You’re confusing it with boomer
They expect one of us in the carriage, brother
>>223340826
>>223340826>>223340887>that’ll do, big.>that’ll do.
>>223337681lol
>>223340678>crashing the black sea export>with no survivors!
>>223340923For you
>CRASHING THIS PLOUGH
>CASTRATING THIS PIG>WITH NO SURVIVORS
Screencap-worthy thread
>>223337681With a bane-bane here and a bane-bane there, here a bane there a bane everywhere a bane-bane
>>223338252get the fuck out
>>223337681...let my Cameron go...
First one to seed gets to sneed
If I made a web here would you doe?It'd be extremely attracting You're some pig
>>223339431Holy kek
>>223337681>Oh you think the farm is your ally, but you merely moved from the city. I was born on a farm, molded by it. I didn't learn how to read until I was already a man.
>>223340676best itt
>old major i'm snowball>he wasn't alone>you don’t get to bring dogs>they are not my dogs>don’t worry, no charge for them.>why would i want them?>they were trying to grab yourwindmill, they work for theboar. The berkshire.>BONEY? get ’em in barn - i’ll call it in>the flight plan I just filed withthe assembly lists me, my sheep, andmr whymper here but only one of you! first one to bark gets to stay in my revolution!
The Dr. Pavel says "nothing!"
posting in an epic thread
>>223340749Sometimes I feel like I need one of those.
>>223342265
>>223337681>if I pull that feed bag off, will you die?>oink>your a big pig>oink>*farm noises
>>223342060Thanks, I’ve been workshopping it since 2015 (you can check the archive).
>>223342265Quick photoshop skills.
15 years of baneposting
>>223338252kek
>>223337681Baaa?
>>223338581For Eustace
>>223337681>or perhaps he's wondering why someone would moo moo here before moo mooing there
>>223340567>The sun rises
>the livestock i just bought from the supplier lists sheep, my hen, ducks and gander here, but only one of ewe
>THE OLD TROUGH OF SHIT
>>223340826>>223337681>>223338252>>223342265Baneposting is truly eternal
>>223342788I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Gotham trying to find Bruce Wayne...he was in a prison in a more ancient part of the world.
>>223342615That’s a long time
put me in the screencap
That’s a female sheep
>>223343490For ewe.
>>223339504kek
>>223340140>They expect all of us in the abattoir, sister!
>>223340340underrated
>Dr. Pavel, I'm euphoric
>Have we started the fire?
>Kane?
>>223341450lol
>or perhaps he's wondering why you would moo-moo there, before moo-mooing here
>>223338252>pierce_brosnan_talking_to_his_wife.txt
>>223339504>>223340072
>>223342265kek
>>223340685>we wrote our script terribly... on purpose! so /tv/ would talk about it forever and give us exposure!
>>223340826KINOINO
>>223340696>
>>223344329You must forgive Nolan, he is an idiot.He purposefully wrote the script wrong as a marketing stunt.
>>223340685>Aiden is still seething about it to this dayLet it go, big guy
>>223344711>big guyIf only he was one...
>>223344711no fucking way
>DUDE BANE MEMES IN 2026 TROLOLOLO
>>223344329that's a big lie
>>223344927somebody get this hothead out of here
>Clarkson: Leave us.>Starmer: No, you stay here. I'm in charge.>Clarkson: Do you feel in charge?>Starmer: The BBC licence fee has paid you a small fortune>Clarkson: And this gives you power over me?
This is just like the construction version we had a few weeks ago
>>223345568>shoot againThrow out again.
>samefagging your thread this hard
>>223345007U UU U
>>223338299>>223337681>>223338252top lel
>no you stay, they expect a moo moo in the plain
>>223342722>>223343933Both got dubs too
>>223340685it lead to real deaths so good on WB
>>223337681You know I've been looking at this post for awhile now, and I've just been chomping at the bit to ask you... Where do you get your ideas from?
>>223340685>we are gonna spend our limited budget on a marketing campaign on a mongolian basket weaving forum(with at the time 1 million users per day) instead of doing it on a way bigger website like reddit, twitter, tumblr, instagram so we can convince anons to go watch our movie
CHAOS ISAN UDDER
>>223347750MAESTER PAVEL, I'M SMALL COUNCIL
>>223345307>Hammond: If I pulled off that helmet, would you crash?>The Stig: It would be extremely painful>Hammond: Youre a big guy>The Stig: For you!
>>223337681The black guy wasn't changed because he's already an animal
>>223343106for you
>>223349249
>>223339504Fucking Kek anon
>>223340187Eheheh
>>223337681Big guy e i o 4 u
>>223339817>YOU THINK THE HARVEST IS YOUR ALLY?
>>223349189Absolutely based.
>>223342722Fucking hell.
>>223342265Holy shit.
Old McBigguy had a farmC I A I OAnd on this farm he had four eweC I A I O
>Dr. Parsley, I'm CIA (Crop Inspection Agency)>You don't get to bring oats.>They are not my oats.>Don't worry. No extra barley for them.>Why would I want them?>They provide you with better nutrients. You can take the whole can.>Grain?*nods*>Get'em in the barn - I'll call it in.>What are you doing in the middle of my Hay operation?>The harvest plan lists Wheat, my hen and Dr. Parsley here. But only one of ewe.>FIRST ONE TO STALK GETS TO STAY ON MY TRACTOR! SO... WHO PLANTED YOU TO OUTGROW DR. PARSLEY?>He didn't fly so goat. Who wants to try next?>Tell me about grain! What's the nutritionals value?>Lot of soil for a hired fern.>Perhaps he's just wondering why someone would manure a plant before throwing it out of the plow.
Dr. Steven Greer, I'm UAP
>>223351049AYY?
>>223351006I swear to god, a couple hundred years from now people are going to look back at 4chan and herald it as the greatest, purest art ever to have been created. It'll be as big as Shakespeare and studied and talked about at universities.This post is fucking savant level genius.
>>223339978>HOW DOES HE PLOW AN ENTIRE FIELD BY HIMSELF?>A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED FARM HAND
>>223351006>White sage, huh? At least you can stalk. Who are yew?>We are nothing. We are the dirt beneath your feet. And no one cared till I was planted in the cask.
>>223337681You win the internet for the day
Daily reminder
>>223351291>If I trimm it off, will you dye?>It would be extremely gainful.>You're a bit high.>For ewe.
>>223339431Based
>>223344731For Dinklage.
>>223346278>MU MU>MU MU
>>223351006Holy fucking shit.
>>223351376>Was being uprooted part of your plant?>Of course. Dr. Parsley refused our soil in favor of yours. We had to know what he till'd you about us.>NOTHING! I SEED NOTHING!
>>223351504>Well congrassulations, you got yourself planted. What's the next stem in your master plant?>DASHING THIS FIELD! WITH ALL MY FIBERS!
>>223338252>Why would a farmer milk a Bull?
>>223339504>Wait brother, they expect one of us in the BALE
>>223340678>Alotta SEED for a hired hand
>Well congratulations, you got corn! Now what's the next step of your master plan? >Threshing this plain...
