>wife badZoomers literally don't get this.
>>223379202Why do boomers hate their wives
If every boomer knew women were so horrible why are there still women? Checkmate atheists.
>>223379255why don't [insert fake marketing cohort] have wives?
>>223379273This. We should put uteruses in femboys through their butts
Well im black and my wife is white so
>>223379255They married the first person who would suck them off and tolerate living with them without considering if they’re actually compatible
>>223379255women are annoying
>>223379467Some are cute and smell good.
>>223379594and then a few years later you get used to it and stop noticing and now you just have a shitty person living in your house.>>223379419>compatiblefake idea.
>>223379168Zoomers won't even have a house let alone a wife.
>>223379638>fake idea If you find a woman who shares 80%+ of your values, morals, beliefs and interests it’s very unlikely you’ll get divorced even when she’s old and frumpy
>>223379168>walking talking fleshlight who cooks and cleans for you is le badare gen x/boomers just homos or something? i wish i had a wife/gf
>>223379419It's this. They simply just didn't think it all the way through. Maybe they were a breed of people that simply couldn't. It seems that way a lot. What else is weird is how they failed at that shit entirely but could still make money. They're just perfect consumers.
>>223379678it doesn't matter if you find one that is also a tradlarper and also watches anime, you are still not going to be "compatible" because the rift between you is biological, not cultural. women are, from a male perspective, fundamentally bad people, amoral, self-centered, delusional, and it all comes from their hormones and brain structure. a woman is that guy from high school that nobody liked, but with a body that makes your dick hard. she's not going to be "your other half" like in some romcom written by a faggot, she's going to be, at best, an incubator for your kids that you've learned to tolerate.
>>223379775Dunno some seem to be pretty fun for several years but they're usually some kind of mentally insane (and not just the usual mental illness that comes with being a female but the ones who are actually intelligent and you wonder if they're really serial killers or just a bit out there).And still the walking fleshlight that cooks and cleans is a pretty cozy deal. They should do that more.
>wife bad
>>223379638>and then a few years later you get used to it and stop noticing and now you just have a shitty person living in your house.Zoomers can't fathom this, they'll have to experience it themselves.
you guys know they didnt let women control their money until like the 80s these boomers were basically slaving these hoes and they want to look down on us.
>>223379168>i hate women i hate women i hate women>i hate my wife too mr chud!>what dude? You have a wife? What the hell cherish that shit you lucky fucking boomer
>>223379678Need me a 4chan addict wife
boomers: wife badzoomers: foid bad
>>223380856Oh you absolutely don't.
>>223380857alpha: humans badai: bio life bad
>>223380866>girl I met on 4chan drives from Chicago to New York>date her for a few years and be absolutely miserable>broke up with her and only look for normalfags now
get you a Hannah
>>223379419Deep zoomer wisdom.
>>223379594they all arebut they are also ALL annoying
>>223380878That's why we're all going die quite soon btw. Kinda good to fuck now and then you don't even have to stand her for over ten years.
>>223379168>boomers: wife badAnd yet, somehow, cheating and whoring around was a lot less commonplace for them.
You can love someone and still be annoyed by some of their habits, which then when exaggerated is both comical and relateable.
