GIT THOSE PANTS OFF
howdy yankee boyya might not know it but down here in the south, we do things here a lil bit... different
>>223392939How come white men are so obsessed with busting crust?
>>223392939Where can I get me some of this "southern hospitality"?
>>223392939is this movie worth watching beyond this scene?
designated SAAR thread. have at it Ranjesh you fucking fag
>>223392939Will Ferrells streaking scene in Old School?
>>223393095absolutely
>>223392939"It was real in my mind" said the jewish writer
Duuur....ez deez "da juhoker tu" scin??
>>223392939Now here's a movie that zoomers can enjoy.
>>223393173Honestly the real story that inspired this was the author got lost on a trip like this and some hillbillies came out of the woods and…….helped him and made sure he got safely home. So this fag repays their kindness by turning them into a laughing stock because of his gay rape fantasies. What if instead of helping me those rough hillbillies held me down fucked me up my ass and made me squeal.
I'm pro-rape but I think it's gay to have sex with another man bros..
I love my southern boys. They are not like this. You goys have been hoodwinked
>>223393010>Steamy shower before sex, check.>Dampening the crust for easier penetration, check.>Interlocking beard and chest hair, check.It's time to bust
It's amazing how the nicest people in the world got utterly smeared for generations. There are still people afraid of southern white christians thinking they're like the deliverance kid or something
>>223393287I like how it upsets you that the story was based off of a “what if” scenario where someone thinks to themselves “imagine how some crazy shit could go down with us all isolated out here and nobody would be the wiser”
>>223393010Crust busting is a visceral, almost primal act—shoving a fist, boot, or a comically large dildo through the day-hardened shell of feces that’s sealed tight like a scab over a wound. As the surface cracks, a sharp snap echoes through the stillness, and the fractured crust gives way to the damp, darker browness beneath. Fecal dust billows into the air, hanging like ghosts above the gapped hole. Each thrust sends tremors through your body, a physical dialogue between you and the resistant anus, as if the anus itself is exhaling after days of drought, finally split open and ready to smell.
>>223393095Not only is it a great movie but sometimes I wish I could rewatch it and skip most of the rape scene
>>223393416Hollywood degenerates love to deflect their own behaviour unto others.
>>223392939>We are two masc tops looking for masc piggy bottoms for outdoor nsa fun. We want masc, not into twinks or femme, and, respectfully, whites only. Fat hairy asses and throat goats to the front of the line fellas. We are looking for today at the shoreline off the river. You paddle up, drop your pants, we cum, you go. We need to drop at least 6 loads today
>>223393416Yeah you cone to the South from the North and you realize that Northerners genuinely have no idea what goes on down here.
Is the South really like this?
>>223393469Reminds me of the whole holocaust trick
>>223393555>mostwhy not all of it?
>>223393095Yes. I especially love the ending. The reveal that he got the other hillbilly through the throat is such a great shot.
>>223393699That’s a hell of a stretch. Reminds me of autism.
>>223393416A lot of hicks are total fucking assholes. I know because I grew up among them.
>>223393829You will never be a real woman
He just came out of the water so his butt is slick ready and willing
Male rape is always funny
was it rape?
>>223392939
>>223394076Female rape is always funny
I'm a strong nigger. I come from war. Rape was my pay. Feminists sure are hilarious
>>223394109Did you fight in Vietnam in high school you larping homo
>>223394076Male rape is extremely funnyEspecially when I insert my penis in another man's anus and thrust until orgasm
>>223393287Yeah, actual hillbillies will either make a sincere effort to help, or shoot you the second you cross their property line. Mostly the former, but the latter happens too. Gay rape isn't really the hillbilly style even when hostile, it's more what a Jew York writer thinks is their style.
>>223394193Lol>>223394250Lol
>>223393795>dude let's say they masturbated us to death
>>223394275I coached rape. Made a game plan... Seen it to fruition
>>223393416Look on the bright side, it keeps Californians from moving their and ruining it.
>>223394294ALESIA
>>223392984How's it any different from how they do it in San Fran?
>>223394090
>rednecks protrayed badly once in a 50 year old movie>chuds in CURRENT YEAR are still seething about ityou guys know there are other movies right
>>223392939Later...
>>223394076Male rape is funny, female rape is sexy
>>223394076Male rape is one of the sickest cancers affecting the human raceIt's a self perpetuating disease that breaks men and has horrifying consequencesIf we could break the cycle it would improve the world immeasurably. People would be so much better and happier.Male rape is genuinely maybe the worst thing there is. It is so satantic
>>223393469I’m sure it made you happy to see your fantasy brought to life on the big screen faggot
>>223395094Fuck you faggot you’re exactly the kind of guy who’d fuck a man in the ass and not even give him the common fucking courtesy of a reacharound
>>223394076>male rapeno such thing. Just clench your butthole and nobody can rape you.
>>223395094Once in a movie? What fucking planet are you living on the only fucking movie in existence where the hillbilly/redneck was portrayed well is Tucker and Dale vs Evil. Tell me you’re a dipshit that’s never seen a movie without telling me you’re a dipshit that’s never seen a movie
>>223393095its one of the greats
>>223392939If you haven't had gay sex out in the woods, then you ain't southern.
>>223393010OP is a kike fantasy however
>>223393469>just let us smear people as gay rapists for no reason goy, why are you madfaggot lol
>>223395094>onceno, jews are obsessed with them and have been mocking them in tv and flicks for decades actually
>>223392939The fate of every /tv/ chud
>>223392939Ned Beatty CASTING COUCH
>>223393469>what if white people were the real niggers all along
>>223396184it's america, 99% percent of whites are non-white mixed
>>223392939What kind of roles did this guy get after being the hillbilly rape victim guy?
>>223392939I want to do this to the pedophiles on 4chan. Im part duck, so my corkscrew cock is going to absolutely shred your anal cavities. Deservedly so. You need to know what fear is. What it's like to not have power. All this before I behead you and inseminate your lungs through your throat.
>>223397302I think he was the voice actor for the villain in toy story 3.
>>223397627Lmao
>>223393469I wrote this post and I didn’t realize how much a hypothetical scenario would liek others, and for that I’m sorry. I know it’s entirely a morbid and fictional idea of how a certain situation could have played out under the worst circumstances but I should have been more sensitive to how much it could bother the anons who replied.Again, I am so sorry.
>>223398244*irkI was rapidly trying to make up for my grave mistake
