>the new DRUKhere we go again bros.
>>223393766>the new drukonly if it includes bed shitting
>>223393766holy kino
>>223393766>Hollywood wants us drinking againhmm
>>223393766it wasn't supposed to be my biography
>>223393766what the fuck is with his eyes
Santa Clause, those cookies have booze in them. Clearly meant for the rain dead
>>223394006That's what happens when you day drink bro, you get jaundiced eyes.
Reindeer? Fuck the Germans
Are /druk/ thread finally legit? This will improve the weekend posting by a lot!
>>223394114not just /druk/, /daydruk/
>>223394006He wears color contacts for this movie, but yeah if you're an extreme alcoholic you can also get yellow eyes or full on jaundice.
>>223394153
Reverse vampire? Werewolf?
>>223394042>>223394168Jaundice changes the whites of the eyes, not the iris.
>>223393766This is my kind of movie. I've been getting drunk every day and watching movies for the last 11 years. I usually stay drunk around 10 hours a day and watch 4-5 movies a day. It's got Depp in it so I already know it's going in my top 50 movies. Secret Window is one of my favs
>>223393943>againanon..... you stopped?
>>223394234Yeah I know, I'm just saying Johnny Depp has blue eyes in this movie when his real eyes are brown.
I got some Paulaners for tomorrows /druk/ session
Doesn't appear to have anything to do with drinking.
>>223394479I can't wait for you to die.
>>223394602Sorry I don't talk to sober swine
>>223394479You seems a man with a plan. Like you have a strategy for something...
>>223393766Lager gives me nasty gut issues now. No more druk for me
>>223394715>Lager gives me nasty gut issuesYeah no shit. Beer is for fucking swine. You're supposed to drink rum or whiskey, neat or with diet coke. And don't eat slop when you drink, either. For me it's whiskey and if I get hungry I eat fucking pretzels or nuts. What's really important is that you keep focused on what's important. Being able to get drunk every night and watch KINOs. You don't want to be some fucking subhuman reject who watches movies sober.
>>223394602These salty sober fags always sound like they got raped by their drunk father or something. You're just embarrassing yourselves.
Druk was the first movie I've ever seen that truly conveys what it feels like to have a nice meal and a few drinks at a comfy expensive restaurant
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>>223393766
>>223393766Why is Johnny depp always doing these movies that require him to wear awful looking colored contacts
DRUKchads... Its time
>>223396284I’m drunk right now
>>223393943Doesn't he have a vinyard? He's literally financially invested in you drinking.
>>223394114I quit drinking at the start of the year. I didn't drink the vodka.
>>223396284Hello, old friends.
>>223394965Sometimes before a bender I'll put a boston but in the slow cooker and take a nap then wake up and start drinking and eating. It's enough food for days. I'll get taco shells and make pork tacos. Put it in mac n cheese. I love prepared benders.
>>223394965Enjoy that B1 deficiency and dropping dead from malnutrition, bro.
>>223393766I'm in. Looks tasty..
>>223393766a mega pint?
>>223396422I like getting big pork loins and cutting them into thick pork chops for the bbq. The salted pork is particularly good. I find salsa to be the best condiment for it. Pace, hot ideally but I can only get medium at Costco. Renfros if I'm treating myself.I woke up at 4am today having passed out on my couch. I could tell I made a chicken breast sandwich in the night but don't remember it.WHAT A LIFE
>>223396535>chicken breast sandwichHell yeah.
People who think Druk was about drinking are really missing the point. It's only a little bit about drinking.
>>223396624I still haven't seen it.
What'll it be sir?
>>223393766this site really is nothing but women, fags, or shills.
>>223394672
Is this the thread?
>>223396712Aye.
>>223396482>a large glass of wine (necessary)
>>223396639It's pretty good film about people bored with their lives deciding to risk professional/marital ruin and live romantically by day-drinking, rationalized as sort of philosophical-biological experimentI was full of shit though the movie is very interested in what alcohol is like, whether it is good for us or not, etc. But it is about what men want out of alcohol and use it for as much as it is about what alcohol is in itselfAnd it's very at times funny movie with many beautiful scenes, nice restaurants having fine meals, conversations between intelligent people, fine music... like how the charm of White Lotus season one is you feel you're staying at a beautiful expensive tropical resort, atmosphere as much as drama
I'm like Whip Whitaker, except with trains.
>>223394965>diet cokeFag shit. Probably ironically worse for you long term too with the extra additives.
>>223396663see you next week
Humiliation ritual>*dangles career in front of nose*>"You want this BAAAACK, Johnny? HMMMMmmmmmmMMM?"
>>223393766There is nothing interesting about anyone that consumes alcohol or does any drug willingly. They are all boring and without a stance against wrong.
>>223397075>It seems like these drug users have been having fun and I'm sad that no one ever offered any to me so I cope by pretending to have a moral high ground that I will never properly justify
>>223394602said the faggot on 4chan moralfagging his days away.
>>223397126Don't make me tap the sign.
>>223396650I’m almost in the slothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jyPh77dDTI
>>223396946Trains is hard business.
>>223393766Depp is the last person they should be using to glamorize drinking
>>223397547Correct. I stay strong. No death threats only one guy who gives finger because his rural house is next to a crossing and he gets 20 seconds of engine whistle every 1-2 hours all day every day.
I've managed to not drink for 2 weeks at this point bros, but as the weekend rolls around again I'm getting that itch that is becoming increasingly harder to scratch...
>>223397598I've always wondered how people cope with this if it keeps happening in the middle of the night. Do they adapt to sleep through it or are they just constantly sleep deprived?