Brittany Murphy was killed

>>223428059
i believe it

>>223427931
This happened to me with my older cousin

>>223427931
>>223428059
The house was cursed google it. Brittany Spears owned the curse mansion (now demolished) and said a portal to demons opened up within it

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>>223428149

I dont

>>223427931
My cousin molested me and made me perform cunnilingus on her for a month. She was 5 years older than me.
She didnt even care that my dick was small.

>>223428175
https://youtu.be/FqdDjNAyPdA?si=eDHL32XJmLUnWhqB

>>223427931
We all do.

>>223428203
This guy doesn't count.

>>223428093
did she have nice tits? Did you jerk off to them?

>>223428218
Thanks for sharing.

>>223428093
Yeah same.

>>223428354
They were probably full C’s

>>223428218
Nice

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Puberty jumpstarted when this aired

>>223429195
The government owes me a spacey headed blonde country girl with big jugs

>>223429220
For me I need a brunette short stack who can't admit to being needy.

>>223429254
Short stacks are in desperately short supply.

>>223428093
>>223428218
When I was 8 at a 4th of july party my dad told me if I finished a whole cup of bourbon I could see my first boobs and when I did it he called my older cousin over (in her 20s) and told her to flash me and she did without hestation, no questions asked. That was a good day.

>>223428059
This

>>223429637
Your cousin was probably molested by your dad and definitely her dad.

Please post more female adult cartoon asses

>>223428059
I used to Kurt Cobain was killed by Courtney Love but he was just a junkie with a high tolerance. Brittany Murphy unfortunately was a pill head with horrible taste in men and she got got by it.

Lovely and talented. It's a shame she didn't turn it around.

>>223430274
maybe theyre just european and not afraid of nipples

>>223428175
It's just shit! It's not gonna kill you!

>>223429637
What county are you from?

>>223429637
your dad was molesting your cousin, my dude

>>223431119
what other countries celebrate the 4th of july?

>>223427931
L U A U L

>>223432100
WOMAN WORKS
MAN LOSES HIS SAUSAGE!

>>223427931
It's amazing zoomer freaks haven't cancelled this show already.

>>223430274
>>223431159
Never knew my dad was that based, good to know
>>223431119
>>223430857
US obviously, 4th of july
Btw my family is irish/german, came to US in the 1800s if anyone was wondering

>>223431361
canada

>>223431361
japan

>>223432118
Having a wokified reboot is basically the same thing.

>>223428093
Same thing happened with me. She was super not embarrassed about it since I was so young. It gave me an intense casual nudity fetish

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>>223433412
Did you smash?

>>223428203
kys

>>223428223
Fucking kek

>>223428218
My cousin had a kid when I was probably nine or so and when she was nursing the baby she just aimed her titty at me and sprayed me with milk from like five feet away and laughed.

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that bobby is a very lucky boy i tell you hwhat

>>223427931
There were so many KOTH cast members died. This was a Glee tier tragedy.

>>223429637
>>223434164
why didn't I have a cousin like that?
mine was about the same age as me, stayed for a week at my house when I was 14 and I had a crush on her, but nothing happened and I seemed to barely see her while they were vistiing. gave her a little gift when she was leaving and my sister said "anon fancies his cousin".

>>223434191
Oh so nothing of value was lost then?

>>223432118
it was cancelled years ago, retard

>>223434223
Anon I come from a white trash family where literally every fucking person older than me aside from my sister has smoked meth. That particular cousin went totally schizo 13 or so years later and thought the FBI was out to get her.

>>223434257
In fact around the same time as the milk thing her brother was busy ruining all the spoons cooking heroin. It was a joke in my family about how all their spoons kept going missing. My dad called him Skeletor.

>>223429637
I love posts like these. Not the boobs thing, but people just sharing weird little moments from their lives that you don't really hear about anywhere else. It's pretty much the only thing that still gives this place any soul.

Good child sex morning!

>>223434257
>>223434289
don't soil my fantasy.
did you manage to escape it? was your side of the family the sane ones?
as for the fbi, they were the ones supplying the drugs and bringing them in the country, so your cousin wasn't far off

>>223434326
the site used to be full of them, go back 12 or 15 years and it was a very human place. /b/ was packed with threads on personal experiences, and you'd have some real connection and insight, and sometimes you'd spend half the night talking with some anons who'd try to set you on the right path, or vice versa.
then /b/ was killed, porn flooded and became nearly worthless. pretty sure the feds and other organisations did it when the site became too influential.
it's a pity, these stories only pop up from. time to time in odd threads now.

>>223434461
I have never smoked meth. I was hanging out with a friend once and he went to pick up his friend and they just whipped out a meth pipe in the apartment parking lot. I simply got up and walked off. The irony is I am probably going to die before any of them because I have totally destroyed my heart with alcohol and I'm only 35.

>>223434499
Also Ol' skeletor did kinda get his shit together. He met some older illegal with anchor babies (the oldest was 16 or something) and started working at a Home Depot where he eventually became store manager. I am not even making this shit up. Life is funny. That woman is a barbarian by the way. I was visiting them once and we headed down the the beach. She had to take a piss so she just opened the car door and squatted behind it while kids were running about.

>>223434499
>>223434617
good for skeletor. he found something which stabilised him I guess.
there's medication that can help stop drinking, vivitrol is one. improves chances of quiting to around 75%.
your heart will recover slowly, might take a year or so or longer.
https://www.goodrx.com/conditions/alcohol-use-disorder/which-medications-are-the-best-to-stop-drinking
have to find something in your life like skeletor did, some work or a girl that keeps you going day to day.

>>223434757
My heart has already gotten better. The first six months after my heart attack/stroke were awful. Truly fucking miserable. But it won't recover much. My left ventricle has an ejection fraction of >15%. I need a transplant. I probably still have another 10-15 years but the fact is I will die "young."

>>223429220
go jerk off to sydney sweeney

>>223434833
>>223434833
that sucks man. wish you the best, if you can eat well and walk a lot, it might balance things out a bit.
keep looking out every couple of years for new treatments, things tend to come up and you don't hear of them unless you're looking.

>>223428218
>She didnt even care that my dick was small.
99% of women don't and the ones who do care about cock size go for black dudes by default

>>223434900
I'm not too worried about it because it will never be much better. I am sure winter is going to be awful. I already shiver and turn blue in 65 degrees weather because my circulation is fucked. Though I don't expect it to be as bad as the first winter which was last winter because at least my legs don't swell up with fluid anymore. I burned the absolute fuck out of my right leg by falling asleep sitting up in front of space heater. Not being able to lay down or fall asleep because your oxygen levels drop so low that you basically feel like you're not breathing is the worst thing I have ever experienced. Months of just five minute naps until I wake up from feeling of suffocating. Don't be an alcoholic like me, anons. I have nobody to blame but myself.

>>223434617
>She had to take a piss so she just opened the car door and squatted behind it while kids were running about.
all women do this

>>223434853
Don't mind if I do!

>>223427931
>>223434185
When the first time I watched KOTH I thought Bobby was gay. He attracted so many girls though. I also thought Bobby and Luanne were siblings.

>>223435194
But on the beach with a bunch of strangers running around? The kids were strangers and EVERYONE was on the beach. Skeletor and I were confused why nobody was in the water. We swam out and quickly realized why. It was jellyfish breeding season.

>>223435167
maybe talk with a good physiotherapist, there are also cardiac rehabilitation therapists. worth doing something, even if it helps 20%, because then you'll be 20% warmer/fitter/more comfortable.
for circulation, there are things you can do to improve it, soaking your legs in warm salt water every day. have a read about it and try stuff out til you find something that seems like it will work for you.
find some good thermal longjohns for winter, loose fitting enough that they won't affect circulation but good quality.
will make a difference. same with thermal socks, you can find types that are comfortable but warm.

POST MORE WINCEST STORIES

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https://www.jabarchives.com/main/gallery/bololo/143

>>223435194
>>223435264
had friends who were getting married long distance. some of their other friends who I'd never met offered to give me a ride there, a scummy seeming guy and his contrastingly decent seeming wife.
i was sat in the back of the car, when after an hour or two she asked him to stop the car on the motorway so she could piss. she just squatted down next to the car and pissed. he was saying people can see, she replied "so what if they see some skin".
i just kept my head turned away so he could see I wasn't looking, as I knew I'd be in their car for hours and on the way back too.

>>223435285
based

>>223435267
Trust me bud I have done all that. Right away I told my girlfriend I need to get some fucking longjohns. I also have one of those compressor things you put on your legs like pants and it inflates. A high quality one too for a kit a decade ago but it really didn't help. I left my work jacket hanging up and forgot it the other day and somebody took it. I am so fucking pissed. If I find out who took it I will want to stomp their fucking teeth in because they all know I am freezing all the time. I had a beanie in the pocket with my last name in huge letters on it. It was gift.

>>223435285
>Not Ay Papi!

>>223435314
they took your jacket from. work? how many people. work there.
put the word out that you want your jacket and beanie back and they should return it to your locker by tomorrow. then start asking everyone for information show them photos of it, until someone realises it isn't worth the trouble.
for any kind of treatment, keep it up long term. some things take months to have any effect, some years.

>>223435348
It's a warehouse (forklift operator, I'm obviously not supposed to lift much weight) so quite a few. Oh I'm going to find out who took it. I just happened to take this last week off so I haven't had a chance to deal with it.

>>223429637
This anon sounds tragically inbred

Since you fags are leaving me bone dry on wincest stories, I'm relocating here--
>>>/b/954269141

>>223435381
hehe used to see anons recommend being forklift drivers, that the pay was decent.
just ask every single last person in the place, put posters up and shame them into returning it
>oh I thought it was my own
good luck man

You people are all fucked up freaks.

I like it.

>>223432118
It's woke as hell now. Hank and Peggy smoke weed and there's tranny stuff.

>>223435567
bleh
where's the joke then?
are half the cast jeets so it looks like Current Year texas.
does a neighbour put a 60 foot shiva statue up on their front lawn, each hand holding a severed head of a different founding father?

>>223434257
>thought the FBI were out to get her
We were.

>>223427931
Bobby is a boy, troon.

>>223434489
I keep saying this site needs to nuke 90% of the boards and just have /v/, a SFW /b/, a NSFW /b/, and a /pol/ containment board

>>223436190
/v/ is cancer on the whole, and I post there. There's so much falseflagging and/or shilling (you can never tell if it's a GCJ shill or a sharty falseflagger talking about Marathon or the like), hateful poorfags, gooner tendies, and so on.

>most of the koth AI porn is of Peggy
>barely any Luanne and virtually no Nancy, Minh, or Connie
What a shame

Also KOTH just isn’t the same without Luanne, Cotton, the old dale, the old Khan, and a young bobby.

>>223427931
Bobby likes hairy penises.

>>223436206
That’s why it needs to exist as a seperate containment board like /pol/ and NSFW /b/. I just want a lively board where we can post about whatever we want without getting banned.

>>223435812
Based.

>>223434326
Isn't that shit what makes up literally all normie social media anyways?

>>223436251
That was /b/ and /r9k/ and they became the jewish cuck spam boards.

A random blue board could be fun

>>223435285
man when i was like 16 i coomed to this shit so frequently
kid me could get off to any old shit it seems

When I was 8 or so and staying with my grandparents for the summer. I saw a naughty scene in a movie. Just a 'safe' kissing scene where the guy was kissing the girl on the neck.
I shared a bed with my cousin (about 14) or so when we turned the lights off and went to bed I started licking and sucking on her neck like in the movies. It was really wet and messy, it didn't help that the AC was broken so we were already sweaty on top of all my spit. She said no, but didn't push me away and just put up with it until I got tired and fell asleep.
It didn't go beyond that, but I vaguely remembered it later and I was horrified when summer came and my parents would leave me at my grandparents. Every year I thought I would go there, and my cousin would finally blab and I would get sent to prison for rape. I spent years in fear of this, wished I would get amnesia, and convinced myself it was a dream, but she never really told anyone. We still shared the same room with the same bed, and when I was 11 and she was 17. I lifted her top off and sucked on her boobies, and it was like she just surrendered and let me have my way. I spent all summer looking at her boobies and kneading them and licking them. I remember we would go out in the woods to have a picnic, and I would just tell her to undo her top and I would just press her against a tree and go to town. Sometimes we would go swimming at the creek and I would start feeling her up through her swimsuit. It was so wet and slippery I couldn't help myself. In retrospect was so glad my parents divorced after that and I never saw my cousin again, because I'm pretty sure I would have put incest babies inside of her as soon as I learned how to fuck.

>>223428059
Like some building 7 stuff?

>>223427931
In 1999 my grandfather ordered his German shepherd to mount my younger sister, my aunt, me and my dog Snappy and yes we all had dog semen in us then a hotdog slid in us. Bare ass discipline, one hundred percent.

>>223434253
And zoomers weren’t alive so they’re obviously talking about the reboot mister room temp iq.

>>223434326
>weird little moments
That’s one way to put it when someone describes their father starting them on alcoholism at eight years old.

>>223435567
I haven’t seen the weed smoking episode yet but there were trannies before. They did an entire episode with drag queens and Peggy you colossal faggot.

>>223438664
Drag queens aren't trannies you dumb shit.

>>223434489
The fall of /b is sad. It used to be a direct pipeline to funny storied and tism posting. Now it’s just trannys, furries, and nonce’s.

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>>223438226
Cousin marriage is still legal, you pearl clutching retard. There's nothing wrong with it.

>>223438736
Haven’t seen Cletus posting in a while

>>223429637
i would have preferred to see vagina

>>223434223
i think it's ok to like your cousin i don't know why i feel this way i just do, it seems natural in a way that being attracted to an immediate family member does not.

>>223434617
>>223435194
>>223435301
this would make me erect i love seeing women piss

>>223429637
fun times in the barrio

>>223434326
yeah

>>223438255
yeah more half cocked nonsense from idiots exactly

>>223438664
>you colossal faggot.
Don't add le 4chan insults to your post randomly to give them authenticity or whatever you're doing. Very cringe.

>>223438736
I don't want to marry my cousin

>>223439119
But you'd already know the family!

>>223438301
>shit that never happened
Go back.

>>223438226
Why do parents make opposite gender cousins share beds? When my cousin and I were like 11-12 maybe we shared a pull out couch. Nothing ever happened, but I do remember one thing. My old flip phone had a keyboard and you could type a word out and it would make it a phone number you could dial. So of course we started type in words like
>sex calls
>hot girl
>sex fuck
And when you called it would be a legit phone sex hotline. And we would giggle listening to the sexy pre recorded lady voice talk all dirty, then hang up before it would actually initiate a transaction.

>>223434326
Same, it's kino

>>223435231
Bobby was never gay.
He was just very, very, very stupid.
Probably from his mom drinking and smoking while pregnant.

>>223439171
Most parents dont give a fuck about kids. They just dump them in the most convenient way possible. As long as they're fed and sheltered its fine.

>>223439119
Why not? If my cousin hadn't died, I would have married her, if she were interested. Her and I were close and I wanted to be much closer. Her immediate family wasn't against cousin marriages and I had a very deep respect for her. We never did anything, but I always suspected she secretly wanted to.
Cousin marriages are fine genetically speaking as long as your kids don't go on to marry first cousins like mom and pop did. In fact, cousin marriages used to be very common until kikes decided they wanted to decimate the nuclear family and end goyim generational wealth, so they started all that hillbilly propaganda and turned women into retards.

>>223439171
Watch Beavis and Butthead. Those "sexy" women are secretly fat hogzillas living in dumpy trailers, smoking, drinking, and fucking diseased trashlords.

>>223427931
When I was about 13 or 14, my stepmom’s sister was married to a guy who had a daughter from a prior marriage around my age, and I was quietly and secretly in love with her. Technically, we weren’t related in any way but a piece of paper, but it would have still been weird, and I kept it to myself.

They’ve since divorced, and my dad and stepmom also eventually divorced too. I occasionally fantasize about running into my “cousin” now, and us fucking.

>>223439416
>marrying your cousin is fine as long as nobody else does it
So it’s a bad thing. Being a raging alcoholic is fine as long as your kids don’t do it.

>>223439331
This.

>>223432119
Whatever you say, paco.

>>223430857
>maybe theyre just european and not afraid of nipples
>le sophisticated European sexkultur! So advanced and enlightened!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OzYnJO6RAnA
https://www.dw.com/en/germany-allowed-pedophiles-to-foster-children/a-53839291

Sleezy boomer pedo bullshit.

>>223427931
What happened to her character?

>>223439460
>apples and oranges
First generation first cousin marriages don't normally lead to genetic abnormalities. However, each subsequent repeat of such occurences bottlenecks your genetic code like the Hapsburg family did. Each immediate generation of repeat marginally increases the odds of birth defects. 4 or 5 generations later, you will probably start seeing birth defects. So...no. It's not a bad thing...unless your family keeps doing it without occassionally marrying outside of the family to infuse the line with fresh dna. You see this in animals all the time. That's why purebred dogs are frail if they don't infuse the line with outside dna occasionally.

Raging alcoholism is a false equivalency.
That kind of thing is never good or safe.
You getting the ick because jews brainwashed you is not a valid argument.
Their brainwashing is, sadly, so effective it has destroyed white nuclear families and white generational wealth.

>>223439463
You jeets out yourselves with your tired rhetoric.
Go take a shower, Abduljaharad Bengali.
You smell like curry and shit.

>>223439616
Damn this dude REALLY wants to fuck his cousin. Bro there’s plenty of other women out there. You’re only hooked on your cousin from proximity bias.

>>223439640
My cousin is dead. I'm merely speaking from a logical, rational basis. White families adopting jewish brainwashing is why white families and white generational wealth are being destroyed. Jews have an agenda and have done their best to make sure all other races hate whites as well. Whites used to get along with all other races until jews pushed their propaganda. Even Hitler liked nonGermans. It was all the degeneracy and Jewish fuckery he had a problem with. There's a reason America had become a nation of bootlickers that kiss Pissraeli ass. Democrat or Republican, all bootlickers. Occassionally an American sees beyond the Jewish tricks and lies, but it's probably to late to save the white race. White generational wealth has been all but eliminated and nuclear families of all nonjews are being destroyed by jewish laws fucking up the system. If all races could stop bickering for a few days, Pissrael would cease to be a problem and Netanyahu would be eliminated finally.

But that will never happen. Everyone is too busy blindly seething. Sorry for the mental vomit, but family, breeding, and politics are deeply linked.

>>223439109
I accept your concession, faggot.
>>223438701
>akshully it’s not woke for a man to dress and live as a woman
See above

>>223439827
I agree with you. His post was very cringe.

it's not fair that growing up I didnt have some hot neighbor/distant cousin/classmate/sister's friend girl I could experiment sexuality with

I remember I had a neighbor and we would show each other our private parts in her tree house. Fun times, she added me on social media a decade later, I wonder if she still remembers it.

>>223428218
have you ever called her and thanked her and maybe ask if she could return the favor sometime

>>223439199
Bobby wasn't stupid at all, Bobby is extroverted and wants to entertain people

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>>223435285
what the

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Serious question. Why is this whole website filled with wincest faggots? I grew up with a sister who was considered pretty and literally modeled and I had zero sexual interest in her meanwhile the average poster here is gleefully writing memoirs about sniffing their own mother's panties or masturbating above their sleeping cousin when they were kids. Can someone explain this degeneracy this to me?

>>223442170
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>>223430359
Sub pop is an arm of the I-5 human trafficking scheme. Kurt knew way fucking too much to be a loud mouth junkie for sure.
Who else better than a bunch of buses and transport trailers paying off feds and cops to not look inside for "drugs" when the real cargo was something much much worse.

>>223439416
>Cousin marriages are fine genetically speaking
that must be why india and the middle east are first world regions at the forefront of scientific and technological discovery and invention today after thousands of years of cousinfucking.

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>>223442170
This site has been majority third worlders for years kiddo.

>>223442170
serious response: 4chan went from mostly white to mostly indian in the last 5 years, and india has high rates of arranged marriages and incest

>>223442365
Retard.
https://old.sage.moe/_/search/text/wincest/order/asc/

>>223438664
hank smokes weed in that episode where debbie commits suicide

>>223430857
Europeans don't celebrate the 4th of July, retard

>>223432118
>cancelling something that wasn't offensive in the first place
this is facebook-tier boomer speak. stop saying shit like this, you give woke faggots more power.

>>223442239
>fails to comprehend what was written and keeps sucking jewish dicks
How are you this stupid?

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>>223435231
You can tell Hank thought Bobby was gay for awhile by the way he's relieved when he catches Bobby making out with one of Luanne's hairstyling female heads

>>223435231
I've seen in real life where a straight guy in school was surrounded by girls. Happens when they all see him as being completely harmless, and he becomes a fashion accessory like is often a thing with "the gay guy in our group".

He left school really bitter and angry.