I watched this one in theaters
>>223481333It was such an unbalanced movie, it tries to be a sci-fi horror comedy but instead it's just constant tonal whiplash.
>>223481333Great movie, good cast, good quotes.>There's no time for lubricant>There's always time for lubricant!>what flavor of ice cream do you want?>It doesn't matter :'( It's for my ass.>Sean Williams' bird calls and then you are so beautiful
>>223481445I don't think this fits the bill lost in space was a big-ish show (At least that's what my dad said when we went to go see it.) and all the cyber punk goth waifu posting very much implies I wasn't the only one who got a boner from it >>223481455>horrorJust because the monkes scared you doesn't mean it was trying to be a horror. Most of the "SPOOKY???" is a gag, like the thing that gets into the house and bites the woman's hand and the 'alligator' scene. Have fun, Anon, it's okay.
>>223481455>>223481488dude I watched this when I was 7 and it didn't scare me at all. I laughed at all the silly jokes.
All I remember from this movie is shampoo
>>223481524My brother and I had completely opposite reactions to the monke, I thought it was cool AF and he got a lil freaked out by it because he watched Congo a few before or so and it was way above his age range
>>223481333No not that Drive, the original Drive.
humm
A spiritual successor to Ghostbusters. Even had the same director.
>>223481455>it tries to be a sci-fi horror comedyIts ghostbusters with aliens.
>>223481455It aged horribly.
>>223481333I remember finding this hilarious. I never saw it in the cinema though
>>223481333I remember watching this in high school when it was on the movie channels all the time, debating weather julianne moore was hot enough to crank one out to.
>>223482261No it hasn't. Head and Shoulders is still a quality product available wherever fine shampoos are sold.
Nowhere (97)
>>223481432Youre crazy, everyone knows Walter Hill is a boss.
THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!
I watched this pos in theaters
>>223484021You're always going to have trouble adapting a children's picture book series into a feature length film. HOWEVER: https://youtu.be/D0xnx1Q3Kqo?si=JtEkKNLoGvvQL22z
>>223481333The black guy in this is, hands down, the zestiest nigga ever put to film.
>>223484075To this day I say "great googley-moogley" because of him.
>>223481333What movie is more comfy, evolution or 8 legged freaks?
>>223484021I can already sense the ethnicity of the director of this movie, despite never seeing it before, nor having any clue on the movie poster.I will not look it up, as a flex upon those beneath me. Know that i have ascended and my jewdar is immaculate.
>>223481333I did too. Only thing I remember was a joke where I think it was David Duchovny's character made a joke about thinking "she was 18" in relation to porn or something to that effect
>>223484242Anon its based on some (funny) picture books for kids
saw this in theaters twice
>>223481585Don't know why but this reminded me of the time Heineken did a promotion and packaged a VHS of Lethal Weapon 3 with a 6 pack of beers.
>>223481445What's her tits gets spammed so much from that
>>223483898>It's under the skin, we're going to have to cut off the leg>NOOO DON'T CUT OFF MY LEG >it's moving towards his groin >CUT OFF THE LEG! CUT IT OFF! jej
>>2234842871) Was i wrong?2) Does media get used to drive personal ideologies?
>>223484322Back when black people could be funny without having a chip on their shoulder.
>>223484328>the stupids was politically motivated! actual brainrotIf you're not going to take your pills then kill yourself and save your family the burden and shame.
>>223484242it was directed by turbo jew john landis
Do you want to see Warren Beatty rapping? Nobody else did, either. Saw this in a VHS preview before some other movie once and never heard of it again.
>>223484021this is one of my favorite comedies. i used to watch it with my sister all the time.
>>223484287Was this one the really expensive "kids book" that had Arabs sex trafficking kids and stomping them to death? The one that was essentially a grooming manual?
>>223484167Both movies are ultimately pretty mediocre, but 8LF has no business having a soundtrack this good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47fvF-9fUhghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fVRRTYfNuMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjCaJuXJK94
>>223484405You're purposefully misrepresenting the core of what i am saying. You're here, on the internet, lying on purpose. The worst part is, you have nothing to gain from this interaction (unless you're sharing screenshots with other people, to get their approval). So habituated in projecting a certain ideology are you, that you just fall over yourself to maintain said projection.
>>223481333It's free on youtube, or was. I watched it again because of that and it's just as not great as I remember.
>>223484699>any white person playing any goofy unflattering character for any reason whatsoever, even by law of averages in a mostly white society/period, is WHITE GENOCIDE AUUUGHYou're an embarrassment to the cause, you whiny victim complex retard, fuck off and die
>>223485367Ok, now do that again, but quote the words (including the context) of what i said, and attack that as a point.You won't. Because it will make you look foolish, and you know this. So you lie, then attack the lie.
>>223481333We watched this at every one of my friends' sleep overs for like 2 years, was a classic, we all loved it.
>>223481333Just started watching this movie because you posted it. It's pretty good. The only annoying thing is all the "white boy" jokes.
>>223484466Great movie.
>>223484075This was bugging me all night, then I realized where I also remember him from. He was the recovering crackhead that sold the Ebony subscriptions to the guys in Office Space.
>>223484466>Nobody else did,Bull fucking shit, bullworth is great
I love Julianne Moore
>>223485696Orlando Jones was a pretty prolific character actor, and was on Mad TV for a few seasons. Last thing I remember him involved with was american gods, and the drama with him getting fired from the trainwreck of a production.
>>223484242based
>>223484544the fucking what m8?
>>223485192you fucking cretin that film had julia roberts and a huge hit song>here come de hot stopper>MURDER-UH
This one here? I haven't met a single other person who has seen or heard of it. And yes, I also watched it in theaters. The things I watched in the 2010's to support adult animation make me want to kill myself.>>223481464I still quote "great googley moogely" to this day
>>223484021I always remember this one because of the>I'm my own grandpaCommercial before several VHS tapes I had, so, you failed the thread theme.>>2234841678 Legged Freaks has jailbait Scarlett Johansson but is arguably the worse movie.Evolution is so much more fun, it's paced a lot better too. Whenever I rewarched 8 Legged Freaks I can't shake the feeling that it was cut down from an R rating. The final act in the mall is such a shitshow.
>>223481333I kinda miss this era of kooky sci-fi. Evolution, MIB, 8-Legged Freaks, Tremors is a bit early but it fits the vibe, I'd kinda count The Faculty too even though it's played a bit more straight. Aliens were weirdly big in the 90s. It feels like that boom ended with 9/11, for whatever reason, like a lot of things.
>>223484466>We should all just fuck each other until everyone is brown and racism is solved!Did Boomers really?
>>223486155I think it gained traction in the early 90s because of the popularity of X-Files and Independence Day then ended after year 2000 / The Millennium. When nothing happened on New Years Eve people eventually got bored (some speculated there would be a contact event). But yeah I guess a lot of the conspiracy focus moved from UFOs to 9/11 and the oil wars.
>>223481333Kino except for the third wheel dude.
>>223481455it's hard to get through
>>223485964That looks horrific
Have another anons, I'm chalk full of em'This one was supposed to tie into Max Steel and Jem & The Holograms as a part of a Mattel shared universe. But Jem did so poorly that nobody ever acknowledged this attempt. Not sure if the Saban Power Rangers movie was related, but that was all around the same time and Mattel had to toy rights at that point.
>>223486695It was! The animation was fine and the sets/puppets were beautiful but the plot was non-existent and it was filled to the brim with "stoner" humor (they say swear words a lot)
>>223481333Evolution is just a theory.
Steal 2002cause it had Natasha Henstridge in it
>>223481585Looks like Brandon lee.
>>223484466The music video tie in of old dirty dastardly was a hit and played all the time on tv and radio.
>>223486794She spies made me a lifelong fan. It was tv schlock and they knew it. Still they attempted to make a funny and entertaining spy show.
Apart 2011https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1525552/https://tubitv.com/movies/100025110/apartSaw it during my (gotta watch indie movies because that's where real film making happens) phase.I terms of atmosphere, I'm Thinking of Ending Things, Blackcoat's Daughter, Moth Diaries, Unending. Now that i type those movies out, maybe that phase wasn't naive wishful thinking, maybe i was just right in my understanding of what makes a good movie good, for me.
>>223486723>monster_fucker_permit.jpg
what woke looked like in to the late 90s/early aughts with magical negro fetishism and "one of the good ones"isms
>>223486904
>stars Steve Martin>not even funny in the movieHe was good but my parents made me watch this in the theater with them.
>At his grand-mother’s death, Jean, a fourteen-year old teenager inherits the file of a mysterious court case from 1895. Fascinated by this archive, both real and fictitious, Jean becomes the judge of a criminal case completed more than a century ago.
>>223484544If you were really cool you would just figure this shit out and make a thread with your best English
>>223481333I saw it in theaters too. We stopped at a store on the way home and I checked the ingredients in head and shoulders, they weren't the same as what was said in the movies. That was when I realized movies aren't real.
>>223486950Duuuude I completely forgot this movie, fuck you for reminding me lol
Good movie, but forgotten perhaps because it made the questionable choice of being centered around a fictional audience surrogate character, at the expense of the real stuff
>>223484021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJDHCGTUyPoOne of my favorite comedies. The whole thing is free on youtube, though the audio mixing is a bit crap. I remember the music from this scene having a chorus singing "SEN-DER!" that seems to be absent here.
>>223484242>>223484431
>>223481333Same. The whole theater had decorations and stuff put up. Real exciting for kid me. Do they even do that anymore?
>>223484242>>223484431You're just like the woke crowd crying about "muh representation".Learn to take a joke.
>>223481333What does that even meanYou think no one remembers Evolution?
>>223488381Answer these questions: >>223484328
>>223488425(1) You're a faggot, so you're wrong by default no matter what the truth of a situation may be.(2) See 1.
>>223485696>>223485764He was also the face of 7up for a while, when they did that "Make 7up Yours" campaign with the funny t-shirts.
>>223488522Some real sub-vocalizing while you read mother fuckers up in here.
>>223488558See 1
>>223481333I think other people remember it but my mom took to me see Titan A.E. I liked it, still do.>Watching Titan A.E.>Get's to the scene with the DNA samples of everything from Earth in the Titan Ship>Some random guy in the theater goes "Holy Shit..."Strange memory but it stuck for my kid mind.
>>223488596Titan AE was one of those movies that needed another 20min to breathe. The typical feature film animation runtime (90min~) was too short for all it was trying to cram in.
>>223488596>holy shitI was in the theater.I had that exact reaction.
>>223488596I name everything Bob because of that movie.
>>223488639>>223488660>>223488668Still listen to this from time to time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hud66BbFnI
>>223481333watched this the first time I ever did mushrooms and freaked the fuck out. I was convinced the dragon alien in the mall flew out of the tv into my room. I rolled around being schizo all night under the covers crying.
Saw it once as a kid in the 90s on midnight tv. Only remembered it again a couple of years ago and got the DVD.
>>223484288
>>223481445saw it in the kinema as a 5yo or whatever with my mom
>>223481333I saw it in cinema as a kid like many ITT. All I remember is them using shampoo to kill the thing at the end, and there was tonnes of CGI with those dragon/dinosaur things. I wonder how bad those effects are in retrospect. Think I was disappointed seeing it as a kid. Probably because Duchovny is a shit leading man and has negative charisma.
>>223484153it was also the catchphrase of "the beast" from "maggie and the ferocious beast", the nick jr. cartoon.
>>223481333remember when eregon was going to be the next HUGE franchise to rival harry potter?nobody else does, but i remember.also, holy fuck those books were bad.
Starchaser, batshit crazy movie
>>223485462you didn't actually articulate your point explicitly, so he can't do that. you made an implication and he is correctly responding to that implication. you make implications instead of speaking plainly because you know very well that crying about being oppressed by jews makes you look like a whiny nigger, so you spin it instead into "i'm so smart for noticing," a cope sentiment which, by the way, is the original meaning of the nigger word "woke."
>>223481333I remember the trailer
>>223482600Terrible movie, but had one of the coolest entrances from a villain I had ever seen.
>>223489853I tried to read the first book and I couldn't believe how shit it was, even at 13 I could tell it was abysmal.
>>223481333All I remember is KA-KAW! TOOKIE-TOOKIE!
>>223481333I remember that scene where the black scientist gets into the blob’s vaginanus lmao
Robotrix 1991A female police officer gets turned into a cyborg and battles another cyborgIt's a Golden Harvest movie. It's bad but very violent and lots of tits everywhere. The dubbing is also bad but memorable. Same english voice actors they used in all these hong kong movies.Tons of scenes where they ripped off Terminator, Alien, Robocop, etc. I enjoyed it a lot. It has a theme song which I enjoyed despite it being very ching-chongy
I'm the only person who remembers that American Graffiti 2 exists
>>223481464>we have to go in rectally>*snaps up*>[high pitched, desperate] NooooOooOoOOoooo!
>>223490307Had to repost under a spoiler
>>223484322>IRA DON'T LET THEM TAKE MY LEG>do we have to take the leg? he considers himself an 'athlete'
>>223481333Wasnt it head and shoulders what killed them
>>223485367You dont understand that when this is done by jewish directors/writers/studio that it is by definition subversive? You can comprehend that surely
>>223481333thiis and conehead are my go-to comedies
>>223489853It's hilarious how lazy they were when LOTR and Narnia had just come out. I didn't even know the urgals were supposed to be monsters, I just thought they were cavemen or something.In the books:>yellow to grayish skin covered in bristle like hair, bowed legs and thick arms.>claws on their hands in place of nails and a pair of long, twisted horns protruding from above their earsIn the film, pic related.And why?>director Stefen Fangmeier said that "it would either have to be a lot of make up or a lot of money."Bravo, Stefen.
>>223481333this movie was very popular with the kids at my school, everyone was talking about it and quoting it. But then everyone completely forgot about it a few years later
>>223481333>left X-Files for thisI remember this putting the full stop on Duchovny's career.
>>223490498didn't this kill riker's carrer?
>>223484328>Was i wrong?Yes, you were wrong.
>>223489862Pure kino but it's pretty easy to see why it was a forgotten flop. Having the Han Solo be a balding slaver isn't quite the "rogue with a heart of gold" we were looking for.
>>223490777lol hell yeah, I saw itI liked when all the heads started singing
>>223481333Old Hollywood's bad decisions were so quaint and adorable. This looks like a Seanbaby photoshop or something but it was a real film. There was a point in our history where a bunch of people thought a buddy cop movie with an old lady was a can't-lose idea.
>>223490900>SeanbabyWhoa. Heh turns out he has a patreon
Feel like this was a bizarre fever dream not an actual film i saw
Why Carpenter never used Kurts son and make another Plissken movie I never know.
it's good
>>223490900golden girls was big back then
>>223481333I have this on DVD and its a fun flick to watch
>>223489853>>223490243>>223490461I read the book back when it was originally a big deal and I had to force myself through that bullshit. It's ridiculous how forced it was just because the author was what, 14? I still have a friend who swears by them (and was deeply upset by the movie) and it's like, dude. We're 30.Did the author ever write anything else with an adult brain? I wonder if it's any better.
>>223490962Carpenter gave up after 2010 because studios only want him to make horror movies. Wyatt didn't really start his career until years after that.>>223490990I had a friend recommend this to me so I watched it last spooktober. It's weird as fuck but I kinda wish it was a little more violent/grotesque. As far as the "it's a deranged family sitcom!" goes it just didn't go far enough.
>>223491413Looked it up and he started a new sci-fi series thiw decade at 36 years old. It seems to have pretty good reviews.
>>223481455>it tries to be a sci-fi horror>horrorbrainless retard moron dipshit idiot
>>223491581>posts like top 15 most discussed cult classic horror movies>"movies nobody remembers but you"-1 to your social credit score
Alright well here's another.>Johnny Knoxville is worried Jackass is over>makes a scripted comedy with a blend of real stunts and planned hijinks>based off a real amusement park that was considered the most dangerous in the country>heavily marketed by Paramount>Nonody gave a fuck
>>223481333We had this on VHS when I was little and I watched it all the time. I have been meaning to watch it agin for the last 5 or so years now.
>>223484277>Decaf?>You pussy
>>223481333It had the makings of a worthy Ghostbusters successor but Orlando Jones and SWS dragged it down. Duchovny could have been the next Bill Murray, if he wasn't a sex weirdo
>>223492892You say that Jones and SWS drag it down yet the only parts of the movie people seem to be quoting are from those two.
>>223481445>I love you wife.
>>223481333>>223481445Used to see those at the old movie retinal store way back.
>>223492880Where i live the movie was called "Danny the dog". Good movie though.
I remember parents would ban girls from watching this out of fear of them becoming sluts hooked up on drugs.
this shitty movie
>>223493196Lmao I saw that and the spirit as a double feature with my dad around christmas and I don't think we ever pulled off a double feature that spectacularly shitty ever again
>>223493275If this film was a person I would punch it and call it a fag.
>>223493389Why did Edgar Wright fall off so hard? Does he need Simon Pegg to keep him in check? Is he too old now and keeps trying to make movies about teenagers and youth? His last two movies sucked and Baby Driver was only good because of the editing
>>223481333Saw this on Starz channel on cable as a kid and thought I made it up.Watched it during lockdown and it was Kino.
>>223492976I rewatched this a few months ago and it still holds up pretty well.
>>223493546No, it was actually promoted heavily on MTV because John Spencer performed in it and the first short version of it appeared on MTV frequently, to say nothing of the fact MTV Films made it.I think the issue is a lot of you guys are young and don't have friends, so you suffer from an imaginary solipsism. In reality, most of these films were widely known at the time of their release.
>>223490990>>223491454I was actually in this film. It shot in my hometown and my aunt was a production assistant.
>>223481333The pretentious title of pic related kept grabbing my attention whenever I went to West Coast Video, but I never rented it. I knew it'd be shit. I saw it in the "for sale" section one day priced at $0.00 and asked the cashier if that was a joke. She explained why (some accounting/bookkeeping thing I don't remember), and I got it.As much as I wanted to see Liza Weil's fat tits, she only went down to a granny bra with the rest of her sloppy body pouring out underneath. At least, Chad Morgan was nice to look at.>>223481455Yeah, man. I saw it a few times over several years, because I really wanted to like it. No dice.
>>223492961The dialogue is fine. It's the acting and screen presence that brings it down. They made it feel like a lesser, frat bro movie.
>>223481333The parent's guide on IMDB for this is hilarious. With the amount of things being reported as sexual content I can only assume a bunch of religious nuts got tricked into watching the film thinking it was a movie making fun of the concept of evolution?
>>223486892>She spies>prime Kristen Miller with that short feathered hairdoI hated the bouncing schedule when it first aired. NBC mismanaged that show.
>>223486730>Hey there, have you heard about my robot friend?>He's metal and small and doesn't judge me at all>He's a cyber wired bundle of joy>My robot friend
>>223484466I remember being a little kid and seeing this VHS and being scared by the picture, lel.
>>223490882That's a deep cut since, by most accounts, Crimson Rivers (1) would count for this thread.
>>223493897Nah imdb is just like that. Over bearing parents artistically breaking down every single instance of something that other ober bearing parents might find offensive. It's almost impressive how detailed they get
>>223481445Literally gets posted here every day
>>223494027Oh, what. 4chan word filtering "autistic" now?
I watched Dirty Work after enjoying seeing Norm on the Youtube red carpet and celebrity Millionaire and it was a totally competent comedy. Don't get why it's so forgotten/reviled.>>223493389>>223493447I thought this movie was perfectly serviceable and better than most other films releasing around that time. It's not Hot Fuzz/Shaun of the Dead but I think saying that Wright 'fell off' is unfair given how excellent those films were and how I don't think they can be viewed as representative of his overall career or talent at all.
Earth Girls Are Easyhad to check to make sure it definitely existed and wasn't something I made up.
>>223481333pretty sure I'm the only one on this board who has seen this
this was shot in new zealand and some of the kids had to fake american accents. the position of the sun stands out immediately if you're not from that hemisphere, pretty weird movie with a fever dream atmosphere, and christopher lloyd plays a mentally retarded man who is friends with all the kids
>>223494335>the position of the sun stands out immediately if you're not from that hemisphereI'm from the Norf 'emisphere, elaborate.
>>223486794Her cousin was my computer class teacher in the early 2000's
This came out around the time of Action flicks with Arnie, pretty much everyone in my immediate family remembers it. I've forgotten the plot but i think there was some guy who collected ears as dogtags from all his slain enemies
>>223494588people get a sense of things being backwards or things being mirrored from the difference of the light source positioning, it's kind of neat. you can notice it on film but it's stronger in person. also the sun is also much brighter in the southern hemisphere due to the uniquely low light pollution levels, and that more than anything is the most noticeable difference on film
>>223484153Whenever some place doesn't have what I want I do the "No Schlitz malt liquor?!” bit from Double Take.
When I was 10 I saw Flesh Gordon and the incest movie Sitcom. Im too embarrassed to even google a picture. I just remember the giant penis and vagina cave, and rat that made everyone gay degenerates until the mom fucked the gay out of her son and his fat sister crippling herself by jumping off her house and dear god . Apparently I remember everything.
>>223484277>hail to the chief he's the chief and he needs hailing>>223484288very underrated.>>223485964Deema a cute.>>223486730Watched this on streaming. Had no idea it was connected to a franchise.>Jem movieWut?>>223492865scifi channel staple
Surprised the chuds don't bring this up ever.It's like the original "agenda" flick, including cuckoldry.
>>223485964Unbelievably stacked cast
>>223494880Why would I know about 30 year old nigger cuck movies
Childhood trauma thread made me think of this.
>>223494880I watched this a lot as a kid because of trains
