VAMONOS, CHILDREN!!
OJOJOJOJ
>>223484779Fat dwarf wearing a cap to keep him warm.
Thank gnome that duendes no reales....dios mio!
What's the weird obsession with gnomes or adjacent tiny creatures existing out thereIt's impossible and there's no real proof of it
>>223485093>It's impossiblesource?
>>223484779
>>223485107With all the cameras in our pockets the past 20+ years, someone would have gotten a clear pic by now
>>223485125I accept your concession
>>223485093We need to rangeban the entire Mushroom Forest yesterday>>223485125Cameras don't work on the fair folk, retard
>>223485093The fairy, the gnome, the alien grey. There's always the archetype in human culture of a mysterious, small, trickster character. But why?
>>223485125>He doesn't know that gnomes are technopaths.
>a movie about gnomes will be a24's next smash indie horror hit
It's contaminated...
Any other gnome kino?
>>223485093It’s ancient. Every culture has little people.
>>223485218this classichttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ivw0mA6mg
>>223484779you ever wonder if there's a gnome like story because they sent the midgets to the woods to die?
>>223485093
>>223485093>no real proof
>>223485199
>>223484779Why are aliens so scary?
>>223485093tiny little gnome feet dancing on a keyboard made this post
>>223485093Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it. Or about any underpants that go missing, either.
*born to be wild starts playing*
>>223485125
>>223485569Eu vivo para essa merda!
>>223485569Deport them all.
>>223485569was this ever explained
>>223485242Sauce on that book?
This is a blessed thread
there's gnomething to be afraid of, brosgnomes are harmless (mostly)
>>223484779This was never debunked
Gnomesayin', mahfuckas?
>>223484779Yep, that's me
>>223485797/k/ here, You've got to admit, the forend on Turkish shotguns are so boss.
>>223485755
>>223484779me when I see a guy under 6'
>>223484779>>223485123I've been waiting for a proper edit of this for years
>>223485210>Why can't they get girlfriends?
>>223485093Reminder that there is a chinese mushroom that can make you see little people. https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20260121-the-mysterious-mushroom-that-makes-you-see-tiny-people
>>223487456So does DMT.
>>223484779>Currently, the giant anteater is known from Central America south east of the Andes to northern Argentina, Bolivia, and Paraguay.>Self-Defense: When a giant anteater cannot run away, it rears up on its back legs and uses its bushy tail for balance.>Intimidation: Standing up with its front arms spread wide makes the anteater look bigger and more dangerous.>Using Their Weapons: This upright posture frees up their powerful front paws. They have 4-inch-long, razor-sharp claws that can deliver fierce, deadly strikes strong enough to fight off large cats
>>223488655oh. that makes a lot of sense.the world sucks and is boring now
>>223485093>>223485154I used to not believe in any of this shit until I had a few UFO sightings. Gnomes, fairies, demons, angels, djinns, ayy lmaos, etc. They've always been a constant theme in unconnected cultures all over the world.
>>223488655ywn find the kingdom of the gnomeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsdZQub7QVE
>>223485093>>223488802>>223485154Jacques Vallee did pretty good work on that shit.
>>223485297that's just the bones of the dude who walked Bob Dylan on stage
>>223489039HOW DARE YOU
>>223485093If the Kandahar Giant exists then it stands to reason that the opposite will also exist.
>>223485093>sightings have been been reported for thousands of years from different cultures with no contact with each other>BUT WHERES DA PROOF I NEED SCIENCEMAN TO PROOOVE IT
>>223485797>Mostly …
>>223489039Kek
>>223485093>It's impossible and there's no real proof of itLooks like the coverup worked on you.
>>223485569Brazilians should get free citizenship in every country. Look at this, nobody else could do something like this.
>>223485093Wrong.
>>223484779GNOMO ARMATO DI ASCIA
>>223485125this a stupid argument made with little thought about a lot of thingsany time someone has uploaded a picture of UFOs, bigfoot, cryptids, gnomes, etc. it comes back with a "fake!!" or similar reaction and now with ai muddying the waters it's even harder to have anyone believe any photograph
>>223485093There's a mushroom that if you undercook it, will hours later make you see tiny people. It's called L Asiaticahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qK2Ek_qToAHate Joe?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE7_w4Eoyq8
>>223485093aaayyy
>>223485569this is why people don't go to Brazil
>>223485093They're the most plausible though
>>223485154cool it with the anti-gnomitic remarks
>>223490433>now with ai muddying the watersWe had 12 years to catch them on video.
>>223485125Looks clear.
>>223485125Every smartphone made since 2009 has a chip in it that automatically scans every picture you take and filters out problematic elements.This is the real reason why cryptid sightings have gone down since people abandoned conventional, untampered methods of photography.
>>223488655>>223488778>he doesn't knowAnteaters are actually werewolf gnomes
>>223484779How Messi would have turned out with HGH
>>223491116meds
>>223484779Why doesn't anyone post the video? Why just the still image?
>>223485093Gnome hands typed this post
>>223485242Because it comes from old memories of other hominids. People saw weird little humaish things that behaved oddly and they remained in oral history faded into myth after they died off
>>223485360ayy lmao, is this reale
Gnomes and fairies are realThey are old ancient spirits from the pagan world that are now hiding in fear of the BCC (Big Christian Cock)
>>223488951The illustrator didn't really read the book because Jaque argues in it the gray is yet another mask the phenomenon uses as a disguise. Not that the greys are responsible for everything
>>223492054I agree
Gnomes are literally and unironically real. They are likely some kind of demonic trickster creatures. Hard to tell for sure.Fairies are real. Not really sure what they are but you can feel them for real if you stay in the woods long enough.Skinwalkers are real and dangerous. If you smell roses and a metalic smell, and all the bugs stop making noises all at once in the woods, make a fire as quickly as possible and say "I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE" and "IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BE HERE". They don't like being stood up to.It is possible to 'slip' out of existence when you are in the woods, far from civilization. I suspect that there are moving pockets of weak dimensional barriers that people can fall through. Sometimes people are able to cross over and then return. You'll hear stories about such cases where people report going somewhere and everything is very still and there is a specific color cast or smell to everything, like they are in another time or place, before they snap out of it back to reality. This might be what happens to some people featured on missing 411, but impossible to tell for sure.
>>223492935Based knower
>>223492935>make a fire as quickly as possible and say "I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE"A warning shoot in the center of mass would be a better deterrent against supernatural.Like, what wendigo gonna do? Call the cops?
>>223492935Correct. But don't believe in Christcuck and Pastor fairy tales about "Jewsus Christ" name being repelant to those creatures. They're much oldert and more ancient than anything Jewish.You're gonna fucking die if you try to christcuck them into obedience.
>>223493247>suffer being bullied by low rank demons to spite the Christianitygrim
>>223491328>he doesn't know
>>223493318Jewish rabbi is irrelevant to those beings. Yahweh himself is weak to Iron and Bronze.
>>223493661And high buildings. It's canon.
Don’t open
EL DUENDE
>>223493782>climbs into your assEL PUTIFO PITUFO
>>223493751Why not?
>>223485831Ellen Page was preordained to be a sacrifice, as early as trailer Park boysThe very episode she shows up in, is all about tricking men into having sex with tranny prostitutesIn that episode she is playing a little girl wearing a beautiful dress who immediately tears the dress apart and falls down to the groundAnd every scene after that she is dressed as a boyThis poor girl was literally raped like a meat puppet for black magic sacrifices to be transformed into a foul Frankenstein hermaphrodite, and you can see it all the way back then.Corruption of the holy androgyne(in that same episode, ricky sends her off with money to 'buy a cock', while he wears his black and white checks.This is not a pasta. It's a warning
>>223493751That’s actually kind of scary Imagine seeing that running out of the pitch darkness toward you
>>223487491Not necessarily per se
>>223493766A fried amanita muscaria is tasty, dried is intoxicating, raw is life threatening. None of them is hallucinogenic.
I thought gnomes were friendly??
>>223489455The Kandahar giant is real, Afghanistan is insanely remote and full of places for giants to live in secrecy.>>223485093I've read about a lot of myths related to fairies and I'm torn as to whether the fairies described in those myths come from a) underground, b) another dimension or c) some combination of both. It's probably some combination of both. Certainly, some of the creatures described in ancient myths live underground. Among these creatures are probably fairies, elves, gnomes, dragons (although I think that dragons also live underwater, high up in Earth's atmosphere and possibly even in outer space and also in other dimensions), goblins, etc. (end of part 1)
>>223494100(start of part 2) We open our eyes and think we're seeing the whole world out there. But what has become clear - and really just in the last few centuries - is that when you look at the electromagnetic spectrum, we are seeing less than 1/10 billionth of the information that's riding on there. We call that 'visible light'. But everything else passing through our bodies is completely invisible to us. Even though we accept the 'reality' that's presented to us, we're really only seeing a little window of what's happening.That being said, here are some stories about fairies:In 1940, two sisters looked out of their bedroom window and saw a white-bearded little man in a red, pointed hat, driving a tiny car in circles around their lawn. Also recorded is the fairy aircraft seen by some children in Hertford. A miniature biplane, with a wingspan of about a foot, swooped over their garden fence. It landed briefly, almost hitting a dustbin, and then took off again, its leather-helmeted pilot waving a cheerful goodbye as he flew off.A correspondent to The Ley Hunter magazine in 1973, out walking near Alderwasley, in Derbyshire, went to doze in the sunshine on small, grassy mound. He woke to find a strange, little man beside him, "a dumpy little chap" whose clothes were all "the same colour as the grass". They spoke, or rather "exchanged thoughts" and the writer learned that the little man had the important job of "breaking down decaying materials into food for plants".Tryggvi Emilsson, a founder of Iceland's Communist Party, was fond of relating an incident that happened to him at the age of fourteen. He became stuck in a mountain crevice while rescuing one of the family's lambs. Reconciled to spending an uncomfortable night, he was surprised when he found a young girl looking at him. She said she came from a farm nearby, pointing to it. (end of part 2)
>>223494112(start of part 3) Now the boy was even more astonished, as he had walked these mountains all his life and had never known of another farm in the area. The girl laughed, saying: "You wouldn't have. We come from a world parallel to yours." At that moment, the girl said her father was calling her back and she ran off. Writing in Fortean Times 201, Claire Smith said that Emilsson continued to vist those hills for the rest of his life, "..... until his death in 1986, but never saw the girl or the farm again". (end)
>>223494123I'd just like to add to this post of mine that what we call 'the world' is an infinitely small frequency band. It is not solid as most people think it is, because the atoms that compose the world are made of empty space. Furthermore, the world as we know it does not even exist 'out there' - it exists only 'in here' and is projected by us only when we tune in to it. The world is illusory and therefore malleable. What we call 'ghosts' are beings that are so close to our frequency band that they can 'bleed' through like a form of broadcasting interference. A radio accurately tuned to a radio station frequency will produce a clear, sharp reception with no interference, but when the dial is slightly off-centre, another station or stations can be heard alongside the so-called 'main one'. Ghosts are based on the same basic principle and shapeshifting reptilians (for example) are basically beings that we could think of as 'ghosts' in that they inhabit a frequency band that vibrates very closely to the one we inhabit. To us, a 'ghost' would not look solid - but to that 'ghost', we are the ones who would not look solid. There are an infinite number of frequency bands and they all share the same space usually without interfering with each other. Certain psychoactive substances can enable us to temporarily perceive some frequency bands different from the one we live in.
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>he's stalking me againLet's see how you like it, then.
>>223494076The native European gnomes are as friendly as ever. What few rogue surly ones existed were banished to South America centuries ago
>>223494347SH
>>223485210>>223487360I just re-watched SIGNS over the weekend, never heard that line before and I was cracking upThe Village feels more like gnome horror than SIGNS though
Comfy gnome hole
>>223493751Is this real?
I still have an old post from around when I started posting on 4chan and it was about those
>>223485125HE REAL
>>223496282It seems to be a very rigid patriarchal society.
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>>223496282>>223496396More
>>223496396The ideal society
