>He-Man but if it was directed by some Marvel golem director like the pedophile Gunn or Taika Waititi (real name David Cohen)Abhorrent garbage. It was justice that it bombed and finally put the IP out of its misery forever and killed the careers of everyone involved.
>>223535317No it was just whatever. If you want a movie like that that actually sucks dick, it's Mortal Kombat 2
>>223535345>just whateverIt was fucking abhorrent, you dipshit. Mortal Kombat 2 was also garbage. Adam is a fucking sissy who gives up the kingdom to his mother, is told by Teela she will never be his romantic partner and Man-at-Arms tells Teela SHE is a better man than he'll ever be. The director is a gay pedophile, just like every modern Hollypedo director.
>>223535438Okay but these are 3 throwaway things about the movie that are woke, but that's really enough to make it abhorrent?
Nah, it was good. You're just a fag.
>>223535557>throwaway things>just 3 things that are woke>that's really enough to make it abhorrentYes, end of story. There is NOTHING else in this movie to excuse. Garbage plot, garbage acting, garbage writing, garbage music (using Highlander's theme song is genuinely insane, like how the fuck was that allowed) and on top of all the wokeness which is enough of a condemnation. Yes, it is abhorrent and a 0/10 that deserved the embarrassing failure it had. It's a shame because He-Man as a property has the potential to genuinely be the next Star Wars if given to the hands of a based autist who treats it like the proto-Shonen it is. He-Man's transformation is literally going SSJ. What a waste. America should be nuked and no one left alive.
>>223535599>Nah fr fr>[wokeslop] is good, fagGenuinely wish you die painfully and none of your dreams come true and the woman you love sucks on BBC the moment you pass.
>>223535557that's what makes it absolute shit, the music is what makes it abhorrent
>>223535599You don't believe this, you just want to piss him off.
>>223535601He man was never going to be Star Wars
>>223535317>>223535317>(using Highlander's theme song is genuinely insane, like how the fuck was that allowed)THISHow the fuck did they use another franchise's iconic theme song that EVERYONE associates with it for He-Man? Because Princes of the Universe sounds like Masters of the Universe? Genuinely insane choice of music. It was Waititi/Gunn/MCU-tier trash. He-Man: Love and Thunder
>>223535601No you're actually a fag if you want shonen shit in your western properties as a grown man
>>223535657It has all the potential to be. The lore, setting, characters are all endless with potential. But like I said, you need a turboautist male who makes it based and for men/boys again. But we both know those guys can never get into Jewwood, which is just a factory for gay porn parodies, not actual movies.>>223535677It's literally the same thing. One is make-believe for kids and the other is make-believe for kids.You're insane. Please do the world, and mainly your kin, a favor and end your life.
>>223535677>as a grown man I want my hollywood fantasy goyslop to be heckin woke and pozzed and not based and chuddy like tranime amirite fellow PC broslike that other anon said: kys.
>>223535702>>223535719Shonen is boring as fuck along with basically every other anime. If he-man needs to be more like anime in order to be good, then it was doomed from the start to just be colors that rot your brain
>>223535783>BLAH BLAH BLAH I LOVE JEWISH CUM IN MY THROATYawn. Don't bother replying.
>>223535317>the LGBTQA++ show on Goyflix>the Kevin Smith abominations>the decent but not great 3D cartoon >that abomination>the CalArts slopcartoon that came out afterRedpill me on why He-Man is EASILY the most raped and gaped IP ever. Is it because it's the epitome of white male fantasy? Anyway, go watch the Mike Young cartoon and the original Filmmation one and that's it. That's all you need.
>>223535317>month 5 of some faggot anon pretending He Man was at one time a hyperborean tribute to masculinity and not a goofy 22 minute toy commercial with wooden acting and animationthis was a much more faithful adaptation of MOTU than the 87 film and you're still having a melty over a pronouns joke from the trailer, a joke that isn't even at He Man's expense but at HR generally
>>223535601>proto-shonenyou have no idea what you're talking about you weeb faggot
>>223535856>>223535856>>month 5 of some faggot anon pretending He Man was at one time a hyperborean tribute to masculinity and not a goofy 22 minute toy commercial with wooden acting and animationIt was cheap but soulful and made with passion by everyone involved. Kill yourself.>>223535856>this was a much more faithful adaptation of MOTU than the 87 film and you're still having a melty over a pronouns joke from the trailer, a joke that isn't even at He Man's expense but at HR generallyIt was not faithful in any way shape or form and you wouldn't know because you never watched He-Man, and the pronoun "joke" was not a joke at all and never meant to say pronouns or HR was stupid. Kill yourself.
>>223535883It was. You're on an anime website with an anime mascot and the first board on the list is an anime board. He-Man is cut from the same cloth as anime/manga or, really, any media meant for young boys and men. But you're a soulless NPC faggot.
>>223535317Aaron Taylor-Johnson should've been Adam. Christian Bale should've played Man-at-Arms and Daisy Edgar-Jones should've played Teela. Appalling cast they picked.
>>223535920Yeah we know that 4chan was created by autists that think that anime is awesome because they don't understand how people work. Eastbound & Down shits on every single anime property to have ever been released
>>223535956>BLAH BLAH BLAHDidn't read, don't care. Go back, you don't belong in here. Once you go back, end your life.
>>223535856>faithful adaptationI won't say you're as bad as woketards but source purists certainly come close. A lot of that shit is super fucking gay and lame and should absolutely be reimagined. These movies should be an awesome experience for teenage boys first and foremost and everyone else a very very distant second.
>>223535317I didn't love it, but you're so unfathomably retarded (bringing up that Taika Waititi is Jewish out of nowhere, as if we aren't all aware of that), and you're completely wrong about it killing careers, especially the director's. Eat shit, you brainless fucking chud imbecile.
>>223535317You do understand they are making a sequel, right?
>>223535894you didn't watch the cartoon and it's even starting to sound like you didn't watch the movie. go be 15 on xitter, faggot
>>223536110>it should be deconstructed and subverted because it's le gay and le lame i fucking LOVE when things are pozzed>>223536168>He's JEWISH and that's OKAY, chud imbecile eat shit i hate you so fucking much stop calling me a goyim stop it stop it ARGHGHGHGH>>223536209>Sweetie, you do realize, oh my god this is so unwholesome, you DO realize that's yikes, right?All of you: kill yourselves. I know you will, for a fact, but still. This site is so dead. Nothing but Redditors, Xitters and Bluesky fags. I wish you hell.
>>223536251YOU are the underage faggot from Xitter. ENOUGH of this insanity, Jesus. You are all literal LARPers and no one but me is left from the old 4chan, fuck's sake. I hate you so fucking much.
>>223536110>These movies should be an awesome experience for teenage boys first and foremost and everyone else a very very distant second.And yet, it wasn't. That movie was made for beta males (You), women and faggots (again, (You)). The original cartoon/comics WERE what you described and not gay or lame but, again, you would not know because NO ONE here has watched He-Man. No one but me.
>>223536252>>223536265>>223536280Fuck off, underage newfag. No, you don't fit in, tryhard cocksucker.
>>223536295>site is nothing but underage newfags larping as oldfags accusing other of being underage newfagsGenuine human scum, all of you.
>>223535317Travis Knight put a gay kid in Paranorman. What did you expect?
>>223536302OP sounds exactly like one of those retarded teenagers that got radicalized online via Covid and became "based" post October 7th. I bet he's the same mouthbreather who made the 3x3 thread.
>>223536350>BLAH BLAH BLAH REDDITSPEAK MOUTHBREATHER TEENAGER RADICALIZATIONAgain, yawn.
I bet 2000-era Michael Bay could have made this work. Just strip the gay and lame out of it
>>223535438These are all gross over-exaggerations of what happened in the movie. Why are you being such a massive faggot about this? I say this as a turbo arch chud myself
>>223536374I read that as confirmation. Fuck off, edgelording child. You aren't welcome here.
>>223536383The original 2000's script that made it into a based sci-fi Lord of the Rings where the Rings are switched out for Swords would've made a gorillion dollars. What a hell dimension we live in.
>>223536405No, they are not. They are exactly what happened, without embellishment. No, faggot, saying "faggot" does not absolve you of being a wokeslop defending piece of fucking shit.>>223536406>BLAH BLAH BLAH CONFIRMATIONOh boy, I'm almost out of yawns.
>>223536350What's your vaxx status?
>this threadJust a bunch of onions faggots from Xitter who want to be apart of the heckin based site that all the memes they see on Xitter are from.
>>223535317This movie was great. Got a few chuckles out of me and is was entertaining. Whoever played his love interest is a qtpi
>>223536425>>223536431>>223536460You retards are so pathetic. I'm not vaxxed nor whatever else you may assume, but I hate you with a torching passion and would rather see le Western civilization crumble than see you scum uplifted. Fuck you.
>>223536478lmao ur pathetic.
>>223536478I watched the movie and your complaints are fully unwarranted so calm down dweeb.
>>223536478What a laughable loser.
>>223535317It was fine. For what it was it could have been way worse. It's a disgrace on the budget though, honestly cutting it down to 50 million would have probably helped it beyond the bottom line. 3/5.
>>223536475>This movie was great.It wasn't.>Got a few chuckles out of me and is was entertaining.And you're ESL cattle. Nothing you will ever do or say will matter.>Whoever played his love interest is a gtpiAgain, the movie is abhorrent garbage and she was not his love interest, she was a girlboss. But it is true she's hot as fuck and cute. I'd paint her insides white with my semen.
>>223536475>Got a few chuckles out of me and is was entertainingis this you?
>>223536524The effects on He-Man's transformation were very good but the rest of it looked like shit. Like the aura and energy effects looked like some anime stuff and it was really cool BUT that is literally it as it goes for positive things. It was garbage and definitely not "fine" or OK.
>>223535317>get a cute Latina to play Teela>instead of writing Teela to be a playful cute fuckthing, you make her a girlboss>Instea of going along with her looks, you paint her hair piss red and make her wear contacts risking her going blind for LE ACCURACY when you make Duncan a negroLmao
>>223536489>>223536500>literally no u Go touch grass and get yourselves knocked out or something. Maybe further brain damage will actually do you some good, chudoids.
Honestly the only thing I found a tiny bit annoying was when that black chick boss mentioned a "ream job" as a way of warning Adam.Otherwise it was fun slop.
>>223536409I saw some old concept art that looked a lot more interesting. Instead they basically pandered to the unholy combo of middle-aged purist YouTubers and progressive Twitter/TikTok culture warriors. It's the same thing that happened to the Transformers franchise and it didn't work there either.
>>223536627>le fun slop >just le turn your brain off broKill yourself, you worthless, brainless goyim.>>223536594You too, you valid trans girl.
>>223535837He-man was a dead and buried boomer cartoon 15 years agoThey probably bought the IP for cheap and proceeded to milk it dry like they always do
>>223536638Great way to put it, anon. They made this movie for old fucking boomers who are on X and posting BLM/LGBT shit to feel hip and young and cool. Literally a 200m production made for 150 people on Twitter lmao. Hollywood can't be real.
>>223536548I've seen so, so, so much worse in my life. I think a 3/5 is fair. There's a genuine attempt to make something actually good after the better part of this decade dedicated itself to ruining the franchise entirely.
>>223536525>ESL cattle You're the guy raging over nonsense because the Internet told you to. Back to the barn, Bessie.>and she was not his love interestI'm going to assume you have autism or didn't watch the entire movie. All of their scenes are thick with sexual tension and awkwardness from not seeing each other since they were kids. Read between the lines.
>>223536525>obvious typo/autocorrect>ESL!Perish.
>open he-man thread>receive schizosEvery time
>>223536689>There's a genuine attempt to make something actually good after the better part of this decade dedicated itself to ruining the franchise entirely.There wasn't, you dumb piece of shit lmao. It's the same as all that other shit, like the Gay-Ra cartoon and Kevin Smith. Retard.>>223536692>>223536729>BLAH BLAH BLAH IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY ARE YOU MADHow many more yawns do you want?
The movie was wokeshit garbage and that's it. Anyone saying otherwise is a retarded FAGGOT./THREAD
>>223535317Better costume and production design than The Odyssey, thoughbeit.
>abhorrent abhorrent abhorrent abhorrentzoomtard learned a new big boy word today
>>223536766it's your fault for expecting anything good from a series that was always a glorified toy commercial
>>223536796>wokeshit garbageHow eloquent.
