>“Harry, I must impress upon you the seriousness of your situation. You stole a Sex Switching Solution from Professor Snape’s private stores, tricked your poor classmate Draco into drinking it, sent a group owl to Gryffindor Quidditch teammates advertising ‘free pussy’ in the Prefects’ Bathroom, resulting in seven of you ‘running a Hogwarts Express-style train on Malfoid’ per your own description. There is now an inquiry from the governors of the school. Given the nature and gravity of the facts of this case, I can only award you 400 points and an award for special service to the school,” Dumbledore said calmly with a twinkle in his eyes.
I hope Draco learned to care for his fancy new vagina. Those things will stink up a room if they're not cared for properly.
Students cheer and the feel good ending theme begins to play
you will never fuck prime malfoid pussy
>>223550192>teacher had a sex switch potion on the readyruh roh
>>223550437Beautiful. So this is Malfoid? Very cute
Dumbledore had his own fun in his youth. He was actually significantly worse.
Malfoid will become such a huge trend they will have no choice but to work it into the new tv show lol
wasn't there some copypasta or something where they changed some student (prob draco again) with polyjuice potion
Fuck off back to /v/eddit brown tranny
Hasn't female Malfoy been around for like a decade? makes you think what else could go viral
>>223550192Funniest thread I've read today, never change TV.
>>223550710pretty sure this was already talked about back in the 00s, female harry too; not nearly as common as snape banging hermione but it was there
I love malfoids
>stretched his ass
>"HARRY POTTER, ARE YOU THE REASON MALFOID ASKED THE SCHOOL NURSE FOR A PREGNANCY TEST, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD? 500 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!" Dumbledore said calmly. "LUCIOUS IS GOING TO BEAT DOBBIE TO DEATH WHEN I TELL HIM ABOUT THIS!"
Grim thread
>>223550488I mean... wouldn't you? Even just the one time out of curiosity?
>>223550590
>>223551039Well alright, but I'm not having sex as a girl.
malfoid always forces me to drink polyjuice potion with chads hair before we have sex
>>223550192>and he was a good friend
>>223551062I mean... wouldn't you? Even just the one time out of curiosity?
>>223551081Well alright, but I'm not having sex with a dude.
>>223551081do not open pandoras box
You guys claim to hate trannies but constantly fantasize about turning men into women and marrying them lmao
>>223551288these are fictional characters from a childrens book bro they don't have real genders
>>223551104get a girl to turn into a guy and have sex with you while you're a girl
>>223551347based
>>223551104I mean... wouldn't you? Even just the one time out of curiosity?
>>223550488Snape probably planned on using it on Harry. You damn well know he would groom Harry if he was born a girlhttps://exhentai.org/g/1830949/f8e4d804fb/https://exhentai.org/g/1884923/90e6193355/
>>223551288It's a confirmed raid by trannies and browns from x and blueski
>>223551784Nah, they fucking hate it.
>>223550497>McNargles a floating above you, 'arry
>>223551288Magically transforming genuinely and fully into the opposite sex and LARPing as the opposite sex by cutting your wiener off aren't the same thing.
>>223551944How so? Both are a man being turned into a woman. There's a transition from male to female.Is your only issue with trannies that science is not advanced enough to give them a womb?
>>223551784It's only having to get reposted because trannyjannies are throwing a hissyfit.
Reminds me of the blonde chick from the Boondocks.
>>223551980>Both are a man being turned into a woman.
>>223552017> My tranny misandrist creepy fetish is not the same as actual MTF so uhhh it's not the same OK!?!?I'm sorry you never had sex in your life and your porn addiction has led you to this.
>>223552029See, that's much better.
I'm looking forward to the new influx of Harry Potter/Fem! Draco Malfoy smut on AO3
>My fathuh will hear of this, Pottuh!
>>223552125Why would muggle courting techniques be any different
We can make it real, we have the technology
>>223552445The same reason everything is different - witches and wizards are retarded and insist on doing everything in a complicated or ass-backwards way for the sake of le superspeshul magics.
>>223551815Trannies really are the fucking worstNot even satisfised with genderbent shit, they need the character to talk about being a tranny in order for it to feel gratifying>Petra ParkerHang em all
The final battle is Harry and Malfoid against Voldemort, completing Malfoy's redemption arc, driving home the theme of love defeating Voldemort and Harry ending up with a properly earned romantic interest.
>>223551815>>223551784The seethe is real
>Lucius seeing how close Harry and Draco are getting>Congratulates his daughter>Of course he would>Now there's a direct line from the Death Eaters right to Potter>All she has to do is keep doing what she's doing>At some point she's not sure if it's still an act or not>Until the Death Eaters spring a trap, knowing the two would be alone somewhere>"Well done, daughter.">"No! I didn't want this!">"Draco... You were just prete-">"No! This isn't what's meant to happen.">"Ron and Hermione were right. You were just using me."
>>223552572>have a secret angsty relationship throughout book 5>break up when harry gets lucius landed in prison>mutually obsessed/antagonistic throughout book 6>get dragged to malfoy manner in book 7, accidentally drag malfoid with them when they escape>rest of the book is harry and malfoid rekindling their relationship as they can't risk letting her go>defeat voldemort together at the endalso ron should be hufflepuff and herminone ravenclaw, malfoid getting close to them symbolises slytherin reparing their relationsip to the other houses after voldy's dead
>>223552669Mmmm, deliciously tragic.
>>223552730it's not a raid, faggot. go seethe somewhere else.
>The End.
>>223552489I was hoping the class note would be something sexual ngl
>"A love potion." Snape repeated flatly.>"I didn't say the word love," replied back Draconia, "But yes, something of that nature.">Snape sighed, but continued writing, not bothering to look up at her.>"What symptoms are you experiencing?">"A quickening heart rate. Shakiness around the... suspect. Unusual emotional responses in the presence of the suspect. Intrusive thoughts of the suspect. Romantic ideation." Draconia's face blushed as she said the words aloud.>"And who might the 'suspect' be?">"I don't see how that's relevan-">"Miss Malfoid, this is a very serious accusation. It is my responsibility as a professor to inquire fully. Who is it?" Snape finally set his papers aside, looking up at her from his desk.>Draconia twiddled her wand in her fingertips, refusing to even look in his direction.>"...Potter.", she said, pushing a lock of blonde hair behind her ear.
Very organic thread guys
>>223552864>"Potter." Snape repeated.>"T-that's what I said, isn't it?">"Potter can hardly brew a sleeping draught much less a-">"Then Granger brewed it! Or he stole it! I don't know! Can you just test me? Or something?">Snape stood up, seemingly annoyed by the whole ordeal. He turned, reaching into his cabinet of restricted potions, rustling through them, looking for something.>"And why, pray tell, would Potter do this to you?">Her heart skipped a beat. She hadn't considered that. Why would he? Unless he... She shook her head, as if the thought could be shaken out of her.>"To humiliate me, obviously. I bet he's having a grand laugh right now at my expense. Stupid Potter." She clenched her fists, indignant.>Snape turned and produced a small potion of silver liquid.>"Drink this. It will cure you of whatever may, or may not be ailing you.">She swiped it from him and held it up to her lips, but paused. Why did she pause? Drinking this would cure her of the love potion, it would make these inconvenient feelings go away. So then why isn't she drinking it? She clenched her fists, and chugged the potion before she could second guess herself again. She stood there, eyes closed and cheeks pink, waiting for something to change.>"How long until it starts to wor-">"Instantly.">She stood there for several more seconds, holding her breath, until Harry appeared in her mind again, and her pulse quickened.>Her eye twitched, "Well clearly this has been a huge waste of time.">"Obviously." Snape said flatly, the corner of his mouth twitching slightly
>>223552832>>223552489There's nothing more beautiful than technological progress
>>223552858That comes way later
>>223552669Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
>>223552970Harry and Malfoid are cousins?
>>223552832>Born to rival blood, sworn to rival oaths. In the end, they stood as one, bound by the most powerful magic in the world: love.
>>223550710"fem!Draco" is a common tag in fanfiction since the late 00s. It's older than the most of the zoomzooms lurking here.
>>223553068All descendants of the old wizard families are distant relatives to each other.
>>223553158Except the Gauts. Most of them were inbred with their last descend being the Bastard Tom Riddle/ Voldemort. If that wasn't the case, more familys would be able to speak Parcel-tong
>>223552489i cant put my finger on it, but malfoid looks british, and it just ruins her
>>223553227I wonder why
>Malfoid limps out of Dumbledore’s quarters>the headmaster stretches his legs into the doorway, standing there disheveled and smoking a pipe calmly>”Oh, and Malfoid? 30 points to Gryffindor. Post up on Sundays.”
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>>223553227I mean AI Malfoid is literally an Genderswaped version of Tom Felon so of course she would look like she came from the same country as him.
