S52E2Host: Dakota JohnsonMusical Guest: TurnstileLet's get this going
is it going to start on time tonight?
>>223562335Link?
>>223562491NBC is free
>>223562433It depends, football overran by 9 minutes and some stations will delay it. It will be live on Peacock everywhere.
>>223562335let me guess, every sketch will be AHHH FUCKIN DRUMPFFF!!!!! TWO SCOOOPPSS!!!!!!! IT WAS HECKIN HILARY AND KAMALAS TURN!!!!
>>223562521last week it was live in markets where the NBC station is owned and operated
Here we go
>>223562433No.
>>223562335I have to watch on Peacock because of the news
>>223562591It's on here in Philly
>>223562507I'm not American >>223562529
Bero
>>223562529You know, as a hardcore antisemite and Nazi, it's really cool that dweebs like Hasan and Tucker are now on my side whether they like it or not. Anyway, blow it out your ass, kike. If you reply to this in any way, you are agreeing that Yahweh is boiling himself in shit for all of eternity.
>>223562529>TWO SCOOOPPSS!!!!!!!I miss rich piana...
>>223562631I'm drinking real beer pic related
Elon needs to buy NBC and put an end to the woke.
>>223562335Present-day SNL makes All That look like Shakespeare.
i love my adorable retard wickline
Dakota is a slut
I missed the cold open, what did the say about TRUMP this week?
>>223562680She knows she’s a slut
damn dakota looks way hotter with black hair
her face is looking weird has she been bogged?
>latex dressnice
>>223562685probably made fun of him for drilling for more oil in Alaska to solve the rising gas prices, which are now coming down thanks to that
>>223562696yeah like literally every other actress she was prettier before she got the buccal fat removal
TAYTAY
surprise taytay
Taylor sucks
>>223562653>drinks beer that looks like a soda canyou must be 18 or older to post here, do coke and drink bourbon like a man, pussy
Taylor sexo
wow surprise taylor
GET THAT BLONDE WHORE OUTTA HERE
>>223562733she's a married woman now, be a gentleman
Imagine having worse acting skills and comedic timing than fucking Taylor Swift. Dakota is such a talentless cunt.
she looks fucking unreal with black hair holy shit
Dakota forehead
>>223562784Yeah she looks so bad wtf. Like some weird doll or mime
Oh, that's a chunky. He's eating your points.
way too much plastic surgery
this is awful
dakota can pass as hayden panettiere with that wig 2bh
>>223562335GUITAR.GIRL LAUGHED!
I'm starting to think she's not a good actor
>>223562864Never has been
>>223562852because she looks like a corpse now?
she's got the same face as sabrina carpenter. Wonder if they went to the same surgeon
get ready dawgs
next week is going to be fucking amazing with gilly
lorne alert
>>223562894Faceblind
'people sit around a table' sketches are actually consistently good
Imagine if Dakota was your mean dommy mommy gf and she locked you up during October
when both sarah and ashley easily outact dakota and it isn't even close
>said $2000 instead of $20000
>>223562894if she had bangs shed look like ella langley
>>223562966Ella has brown eyes anon.
veronika should be in every sketch
Every sketch is just about men being pathetic cucks?
>>223562982well, 99% of men are pathetic cucks
which of you degenerates would fuck the pussy gun?
>>223562945Indeed, that sketch was a perfect use of Dakota's talents.
disappointingly weak episode tonight lads
>>223563052That’s Dakota for you
not even kenan could save that sketch
>>223563052You say that every week
>>223563071she does seem to be an awful actor
>>223563085last week was decent though?
>>223563103what did you expect from a nepo baby?
DEIcore coming in hot!
Last week was good. Last year's opener was the worst I've ever seen.
Drum solo
OK this is decent music
wtf this is actually good
good to see rock isn't totally dead
>>223563136>>223563147the fuck, is my affiliate just way, way behind for some reason?
apolitical RATM
Reminder that the old guitarist(they had to give him the boot because he got hooked on drugs) for Turnstile tried to kill the leader singers dad recently and only managed to run over his legsHe was a very important part of the blowing up as big as they did
>American anons don't give a link so I can't watch
>>223563147>>223563154You live under a rock? Turnstile broke out years ago.
>>223563173football ran latesome affiliates and peacock are liveothers are on a delay
>>223563178Lol they are hardly apolitical.
>>223562945Can someone please post the copypasta about this artificial dommy mommy meme safe-horny bullshit? Nigga, people won't respect you for acting like a normie here and just parroting what you see around you. More likely than not you'll wind up just sounding like a bot. That's just complacently accepting a role as simulacra - that's woman behavior. You'll never be a woman, but that is absolute woman behavior. News flash, retard: Why would you want to "fit in" on 4chan? Absolute woman behavior, it's not "le board culture", it's not "le memes", it is bitch made to the bone.
>>223563183they killed all the free streaming sites again
>>223563147cross between RATM and Jane's Addiction
>>223563188yeah I'm watching a game of thrones sketch right now
>>223563173Im watching on the west coast and its in the game of thrones sketch. So yeah, seems behind…
>>223563188FOOSBALL IS THE DEVIL
>>223563198that's what I thought too
>>223563186yeah kinda
where’s the cornell skit
>>223563237now
The Cornell 7 are innocent
>>2235631904chan culture is all about Futa, which is totally not 'bitch made' btw.
>>223563266
>mikey day as linkokay im paying attention
>>223563277
I kept watching because anons assured me the music was decentyou lied
>>223563299muscle mommy
>>223563304shut up bitch
>>223563299I hope the carpet matches the drapes. I've always wanted to fuck a woman whose pubes match mine
>>223563299
>>223563299God damn imagine her just milking two guys at once at mach 4 with those cannon 7' wingspan orangutan arms. This bitch looks like a white female Kawhi Leonard if he was really good at playing with different balls
>>223563299routine?
>>223563325>tfw I was a red head until I was like 30 and then my hair turned blondeI mean, it's better than going grey, but still kinda weird
>>223562335SNL threads are the single most Reddit thing on the entirety of 4channel. Everyone on and behind the scenes at this show hates you unless you're gay, a POC, woke or all of the above.
that was fucking greatmikey day should be headwriter since he seems like a lifer
>>223563349even Keenan?!?
>>223563341>>223563299Fr doe she does kinda have a Kawhi face. I'ma tweet him and ask if this bitch his daughter or smth
>>223562491Thetvapp.to
>>223563349
>>223563348mine started turning brownish around 20. pubes still stayed the same
>>223563368>me as the leader of the Nation Of Islam when George Lincoln Rockwell asks if he and his friends can sit in on our meeting
>>223563390I'm now convinced Conan dyes the fuck out of his hair
>>223563390that's funny because the rest of you has been brownish since conception
Kam's a talent but he has negative chemistry with any other cast memberincluding che
>three update gueststhat's when you know this week's host is bad
>>223563408Would still rather plap Sarah Sperman's fat booty
>>223563430Based
JK Rowling did nothing wrong
ok "che knows" was pretty good
sherman titties
AAAAAAAAAAA I'M LATE AGAINDid I miss anything worthwhile?
>>223563426Well yeah, same with Shane Gillis and he got fired for it, now they're trying to throw the center-right a bone by getting the chick from Tires and Tony Hinchcliffe's little black baby (funny, Kam going to SNL actually made Kill Tony worse because Tony's pushing this Dedrick guy who is fucking awful, but Tony always needs his Tony Token). None of the cast is gonna vibe with Kam because they're all gay liberal nepo jews. Even Kenan
Fine
Sarah is always down for a boob joke
>>223563430yeah same. i've seen the sarah butt webm too many times (no complaints)
>>223563433Can you imagine the fucking muppet faces and arm flailing she probably does when she gets fucked really well? It's enchanting to think about; what would it be like to fuck a hot jew broad who acts exactly like Ms Piggy?
Mikey Day sells it.
>>223563483I haven'tplease post it for reference
>>223563487wtf
>>223563487Oh man I wonder if she's ever been like... "IM GONNA KERRRM! OH IM KERMING" in the kermit voice
>>223563426It's always risky hiring standups for sketch shows. They tend not to work well with others by definition.
>>223563487kek
>>223563467>None of the cast is gonna vibe with Kamcould see him an JC doing something good togher
I unironically enjoy the combo of autistic lanky retard and hot try hard theatre girl
>>223563504In case you haven't noticed, she approaches EVERY character as if it were a muppet on The Muppet Show. It works, too. I just wonder if she's like that in the sack as well. I bet she has a secret but completely unironic Fozzy The Bear fetish
>Jane Sarah and Veronika as teens
veronika a cute
>>223563467>>223563523if Kam can learn how to enunciate, I could see him hosting WE
I hate how it's clearly a deliberate decision to have them all be wearing socks
>my little white c-words
>>223563556Nigga how were you so perfectly set up to say he could step to the WU and then flub the landing on a typo. It's Weekend Update, not Weekend Edition, get cho head ryte, nyukka
>>223563531You shouldn't want to fuck a puppet.
>>223562335Is it weird in more attracted to the female cast when they play tweens (they’re adults so it’s not wrong don’t judge me) you’re the sick one for judging me!
>>223562335Not gonna lie, I’d fuck the new fatty
>>223563587You wouldn't download a car. Pussy. Also it is a marionette/puppet, hence, muppet, and it's because of the personality and Sarah Squirms big fat khazar milkers
>>223563571
>Law & Order SVU is still on the air
>>223563604You kidding me? I'd fuck the old fatty as well, Aidy Bryant was a snack, that's like a Luna Lark body with a face upgrade
>>223562335This episode kinda stinks Dakota has like 0 talent for comedy and they’re hinging on too many skits that require her to be funny. Somehow she’s even duller than the low energy basketball guy last week
>>223563607>marionetteSure, why not. Might as well fuck some bunraku shit while you're at it
>>223563629Aidy had a cute face. The new girl, not so much
>>223563576this music sux my niggas
>>223563629Based Connor gets to hit that every night, im jelly!
>>223562335I don’t know how Kam and Tommy got brought back those guys are so unfunny. Kam doesn’t get much laughs because nobody can understand him and Tommy is as bland as bland can be I can’t remember a single thing that’s ever done
>>223563571Still cute
These guys would have KILLED at the Pennant back in the day
>>223563665I don’t think Tommy has appeared in anything this season so far has he? Don’t rmemebr seeing him this week or last but he’s still in the opening credits so I guess he’s still there
