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Is it time for a Harry Potter reboot? An actual one; not the upcoming show.
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>>223582261
>An actual one; not the upcoming show.
With extra genocide I'd hope!
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we all know what autogynephilia looks like but what does semi-autogynephilia look like?
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You mean the anime version?
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Making Draco both female and the canon love interest genuinely fixes everything wrong with Harry Potter and everything slots into place so easily that it's baffling it isn't canon:
>gothic romance where the same things making them star-crossed also send them to war
>Harry and Dracaena are drawn to each other because they refuse to care about the other's social status
>She doesn't treat him like the chosen one, which feels genuine to him
>Her lineage is a pressure-cooker for transactional relationships, impossible standards, and contempt for everyone else. Most people consequently see her as an aristocrat or bully; Harry however would be the first person to not have expectations of her
>His nature would give her an opportunity to relax, as he'd just treat her like a person instead of giving any weight to her arrogance
>She is primed for an arc of getting comfortable with winding down the cortisol and taking the mask off instead of trying to narcissistically/transactionally keep score on everything...but her familial struggle means she eventually becomes an antagonist
>this gives Harry an actual arc where he needs to risk his worldview to rescue her
>Harry and Dracaena destroying Voldemort with the power of true love is not only a great redemption arc for Malfoid but also makes Lily's sacrifice come full circle with Voldemort being stumped by the magic of love AGAIN
>the Gryffindor-Slytherin hatred is resolved by their de facto leaders uniting in marriage
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>>223582261
>>223582292
>>223582304
>>223582307
>>223582309
>>223582330
Get actual friends. Maybe then social media doesn't have to be your social needs proxy.
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There's like 30 different Japanese animes about young wizards in a magical school. Clearly inspired by Harry Potter, but doing better job of story-telling.
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>>223582336
Go back to Bluesky
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>>223582339
That's why it's time for Harry Potter to come back and do a better job than even those.
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>>223582339
Harry Potter doesn't have good storytelling but I'm still certain it's better than every anime knockoff combined.
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>>223582339
>wistoria
>better story telling
You might be right because HP is not a high bar to pass but we can still do better than that
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>>223582304
I can unironically see Rowling endorse Malfoid and rerelease the books with Malfoid just ro spite the trannies.
The amount of tranny pushback on here and the rest of the internet by flagropers is comical.
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>>223582261
make it an anime with malfoid and this shit would print millions
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>>223582304
I wish she was as based as those lunatics think she is
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>>223582400
We all wish we lived in the world leftwingers imagine.
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>>223582336
You will never be a woman.
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imagine having one good chance and ruining it by making it yuri slop
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>>223582261
So are we writing the fanfic or what?
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>series never got a cartoon
>but they got plenty of games
>never wrote more about the original cast

i want to think it's because jkr was happy and didn't need more money
but a cartoon and a new genderswap storyline could have been easy fun
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>>223582394
Do you think she'd do it like stephanie meyer did with twilight? twilight's a bit smaller than harry potter, though...
There's no way JKR isn't aware of it by now
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>>223582434
What has she even been doing for the past decade or two? just shitposting on twitter?
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>>223582433
Eh, just get ai to do it
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>>223582292
Totally backwards.
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>>223582433
Yes, fanfic writers are working overtime on AO3 right now. There will undoubtedly be amusing animations on YouTube showcasing their chemistry too
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>>223582461
Are fanfics even viable with AI now? I'd imagine it became like a witch hunt
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>>223582433
So nigga will prompt malfoid scenes for the movies and by the time video models become better than okay, you'll have 50 million versions of film 5, 6, 7 and 8 with Malfoid.
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>>223582485
You still need to make a lot of key narrative changes to make the ship work, so it can't be as simple as swapping out existing scenes.
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>>223582440
Meyer mostly wrote that because she was losing relevance and knew it.
Unless the tv series craters so hard that it permanently damages the IP (which to be fair is a valid concern, given what they’ve shown so far) she can sit back and do fuck all for the rest of her life and still be relevant.
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>>223582339
little witch academia would've been a better example
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Shota version is better.
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>another /v/ thread autosaged
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>>223582426
You're literally brown.
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>>223582520
I noticed the /tv/ and /lit/ jannies stopped 404'ing these threads
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>>223582509
The TV series looks like Rings of Power 2.0. A whole lot of meh.
I can see it getting cancelled after one or two seasons because people are bored by it.
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>>223582511
>>223582356
>>223582261
troon meme
kys
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>>223582509
I thought she wouldn't let that happen because she still had creative oversight? Isn't that the gig? They do their film rights or whatever and she can step in if she wants. Not that she seems concerned anyway, making Hermione black, for instance (retconning " Hermione's pale face")
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>>223582536
But trannies have been seething nonstop over it
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>>223582532
Dude they are investing heavily into it, even making the filming area like a school or some shit to keep the children there basically 24/7. There's no way they are letting it go, regardless of if it is good or bad
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>>223582544
kys, faggot
these Bowsette genderbend memes are pure tranny psyops
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>>223582496
you'd think, until you remember what the books actually are
>6 and 7 get weird already with malfoy non foided just not outing potter when the gang is captured
>harry saves him from goyles tard fire spell then he just... scampers off
>narcissa knowing draco is alive betrays voldie and lets him think harry is dead long enough for... stuff to deus ex machina itself together

malfoy gets ryona'd hard for 3 straight books as his family collapses around him for little real reason but JKR writing all her female bullys into him and no actual story payoff, but recontextualized around malfoid you literally just need them to hug in the battle of hogwarts and everything else could be the same but the postscript of them sending the first of many stairstep children off to hogwarts exactly 10 years later.
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>>223582550
You sure?
Because HBO doesn't have amazon money. If the series does not deliver, then I can see it getting cancelled.
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>>223582558
Yes I'm a dilating tranny with a leaking clitty trying to convince you to get a neovagina. What next?
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MY wife is so beautiful
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>>223582532
I think it will be The Hobbit 2.0
Rope mostly received apathy because it essentially a fanfiction and everyone knew it. This is going to butcher material people actually like, then rub salt into the wound by shoving in OC where they could have adapted it faithfully.

I don’t doubt the first season at least will do well due to pure momentum, but I’ll be amazed if it gets far past S3
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>>223582292
What molestation did you go through in life to desire this
Was it the neighbor girl
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>>223582563
like i said, kys
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>>223582566
our wife, comrade
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>>223582567
Nigger Snape is the canary in the coal mine.
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>MY wife is so beautiful
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>>223582541
Given that Lithgow got cast, she’s either a lot more hands off or has stopped bothering entirely.
Her most famous condition for the movies was no yanks allowed. Though granted, that might just have been residual trauma from some of the pitches she got.
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>>223582562
it'd be funny if it doesn't even survive the paramount merger like so many other boondoggles exactly like it they've already killed before the papers are signed. On the ledger they probably are saying the show is going to be worth Xmorbillion dollars for valuation purposes but when it's time to make it for 10 years they'll just kill it to free up operating capital.
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>>223582532
People won't even give it a chance because Draco will be portrayed by a boy. The people EXPECT Malfoid now, it's unavoidable.
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>>223582581
Rowling, albeit rightfully, hated americans since the first book got published.
The jews in the US wanted the title changed to sorcero's stone because demonic stuff or something.
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>>223582579
What blew this time?
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>>223582566
Your wife is a pathetic coward that needs constant protection and resorts to being coddled by her parents when things get rough
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>>223582558
Honestly I was in the same camp and thought it was just another bowsette twitter art trend I mean it pretty much is but then I saw how people were discussing all the ways the story would play out differently and that got me on board. Trannies hate everything HP related and they're especially seething that chuds on 4chan are eating this up. Associating Malfoid with trannies only subverts the wholesome roots of the fad and anyone calling it tranny shit must be assumed to be a tranny themselves. So kys tranny.
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>>223582608
Cute!
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>>223582336
>>223582536
Lol, faggots
>>223582616
>Associating Malfoid with trannies only subverts the wholesome roots of the fad
Are you saying it's effectivley a fugo meme?
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>>223582616
Exactly. Rule 63 Malfoy existed forever.
The trend is chuds realizing that their childhood book suddenly gets better if you put Romeo and Juliet into it.
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>>223582597
>The jews in the US wanted the title changed to sorcerer's stone because demonic stuff or something
My schizo headcanon is that they wanted to change it because the Philosopher's Stone is a core element of alchemy and western esotericism and didn't want a mass audience being exposed to these concepts
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>Are you saying it's effectivley a fugo meme?
??? Did you mean fujo because it's definitely not that.
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>>223582261
this is like sora and riku at the end of kingdom hearts, so turn riku into a girl too?
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>>223582673
>??? Did you mean fujo because it's definitely not that.
Yes my bad. So tell me what it is then
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>>223582597
I’m guessing the studio tried to cram in high profile American actors that wouldn’t even attempt a proper accent at every opportunity during production, so she just blanket banned any of them from even being considered.
Lithgow being able to affect a convincing accent might have been enough to grant him some leeway, but Papa Lazarou Snape is such a fucking awful cast that I think it’s more likely she’s just hands off with this one, since he’s one of her favourite characters.
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>>223582677
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>half the thread likes the tsun blonde girl
>other half loosing their minds
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>>223582696
wow
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>>223582693
I think she genuinely doesn't care.
Harry Potter will suffer the same fate as Illiad and Odyssee adaptions fall into:
Interpreted by the people in their own anachronistic view fo their own time period.
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>>223582699
The duality of humanity
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>>223582689
>So tell me what it is then
The pic I posted explains it. That's the pic that kickstarted the fad and the artist outright says it's for straight men to appreciate, it's not appealing to yurifags and she's not supposed to be a troon. It's not about Draco Malfoy getting transformed into a girl, it's a different character that replaces Draco all together. This seems to be really difficult for people to grasp. Either that or they're just pretending to be retarded. But that would never happen, right?
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>>223582696
and kh suddenly became high t.
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MALFOID NO THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY MUGGLE STUDIES!
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Alright you losers, you keep saying AI is the future of cinema, why is all this "/tv/" content low effort anime slop then?
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>>223582714
The pic doesn't explain shit you twitard
Just say she's a slitherin girl and that's it
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>>223582728
Work in progress
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>>223582728
Nobody here has API access or only on $20/month plans. You get what you pay for.
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It makes a bit more interesting if her actual name is something lame like Tracey. But everyone call her Draco.
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>>223582654
>realizing that their childhood book suddenly gets better if you put Romeo and Juliet into it
Exactly
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>>223582673
Oh no no no
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>>223582261
I've said it a million times over the course of 20 years, but a Harry Potter anime would make a ton of money. Don't know why that stupid bitch won't do it but whatever she's the billionaire.
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>>223582261
sissy potter and the he said no mayo malfoid
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>>223582536
t. actual seething tranny
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>>223582669
Keep snivelling and shitting your pants over your own delusions, troon
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Malfoid is awesome
kill trannies
kill yurifags
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>>223582728
>>223582659
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GW anons, the amount of seething over pixels brings me the biggest smile.
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>people imagine a cute girl in a cute romance
>endless mental breakdowns
So many black souls.
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>>223583020
He didnt ramble about gaza for 5 paragraphs, clearly not a reddit post ;)
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>>223583020
lol get fucked nigger
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>>223582261
I can't get enough of these Malfoid threads. I'll be making a new Malfoid thread tomorrow.
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>>223583047
What did you do to help the white race?
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>>223583047
>>223583039
Well that settles it. The pro Malfoid poster actually has the balls to say nigger, rather than the castrated, reddit approved brown.
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>>223583048
They're very comfy
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>>223583048
>>223583068
It's times like these that keep me around even when 90% of threads are shit these days. Reminds me that we used to be a real community.
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Some are paid to post her
A smile is the only payment i require
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>>223583074
Even worse. You’re a coward that couldn’t say the nono words until another poster let you know it was fine, then you play the internet tough guy as if you haven’t acted like a pussy the whole thread already.
Pitiful display.
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>>223583087
You're just angry that you went through with bottom surgery.
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>>223583062
So nothing. In fact, you're a detriment.
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Trannies sure hate her, huh
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>>223583047
So many black souls...
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>>223583118
You won't do shit
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>>223583118
Very rude
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>>223583102
It’s hilarious that you have to act like such an insecure little bitch on an anonymous image board, purely because your posting style is so obvious that you’ve pissed your anonymity away.
Dance more for me, monkey. Convince the anonymous fag you clearly despise how based you are.
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>>223583126
>Harry Potter
>anime
Interesting
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>>223583126
So that's the problem. Here, have some 3D
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hell no it's time to die already
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>>223583068
>>223583079
I completely agree with both of you. I usually don't even read the posts in Malfoid threads, I just save all of the pictures in these threads because I know most of the posts in these threads are probably just seething brown trannies from reddit. lol
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>>223582261
Did you have a good sleep anon? :D
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>>223583146
I fucking love AI now
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gaijin memes are boring
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>>223583180
weird post, japs love this trend
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>>223583180
Nips love it so much that they extended an olive branch to the Koreans
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>>223583180
Like half the art is done by koreans and japs
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>>223582886
>Protect Malfoid from hermione's fist!
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>>223583194
Agreed, this meme seems like it's right up their alley. And I'm pretty sure half of all Malfoid fanart is made by Japs.
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>>223583179
Same
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>>223582261
Why can't they just make a high budget HP anime
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>>223583048
The jannie will hear of this!
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>>223583238
jej
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>>223583202
They know good rom com tropes
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>>223582364
I like the parody where Harry has no magic powers amd just advances the story by just lifting and sucker punching the bad guys. Would recommend
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>>223583198
>Malfoid brings world peace
KINO
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>>223583274
Finally, the Dudley AU.
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For me it's the angst
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>>223582426
It ain't yuri. It's just cgdct in hogwarts. Yuriniggers jumped right at it but they do it with every show
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>>223583297
Malfoid would cry so much during this moment. Sobbing tears
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>>223582450
She writes subpar thrillers, which is what she clearly always wanted to do given how the hp books are just young adult murder mysteries with magic
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It's important not to lay it on too thick and reduce Malfoid to a lolcow where the entire school knows she has a crush on Harry but he never reciprocates
She needs to be taken seriously
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>>223583341
I suggest using Dee-Dee as a template.
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>>223583341
It's why I think in books 1-3 nothing much should change, just maybe giving her a bit more screentime, but keep her a rival, and keep her feeling away from public knowledge until the end.
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>>223583359
But make Harry protective of Malfoid since it's in his nature to protect the weak
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true love isn't real, nothing matters, we'll all die alone
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>>223583393
Yes, but make her only show that weakness in times of real danger, if not her "ice queen alpha female" persona just won't land.
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>>223583359
Maybe in the later books we get more of her perspective though.
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>>223583048
After all this time?
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>>223583341
I agree. I think in order to effectively make her believable as a pureblood stacie her Slytherin clique needs to be reworked beyond Crabbe and Goyle and I think just gender bending them isn't enough. Pansy and Millicent were both minor characters in Slytherin and could be fleshed out a bit more and added to her primary entourage earlier on. We'd need to see people kissing her ass a lot more than we saw people doing it to Draco.
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Naruto x Female Sasuke > Harry x Female Draco
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Imagine the Nazi-tier opinions she'd develop on asians the moment she learned about Cho.
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>>223583160
Actually there's at most one or two seething retards, (sometimes none) and in return you get good discussion, camaraderie, yearning for Malfoids. If you're in a Malfoid thread and it genuinely sucks then there's probably a better one on another board since they get jannied and must migrate
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>>223583403
Don't cut yourself on all that edge
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>>223582396
True. It´s kind of scary how much Malfoid actually improves the HP plot.
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>>223583458
>Female Sasuke
doesn't work, the dynamic would be off since sasuke is stronger than naruto for most of the story
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>>223582396
Soon
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>>223583393
>>223583417
Again, Ginny just needs to be written out so Harry can save Malfoid instead in the Chamber of Secrets.
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>>223583458
I feel like Sasuke's story is very male coded
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>>223583488
That would start things out between them too soon.
Maybe make the character in the Chamber Luna, so she can be introduced earlier, and HP really needed more whimsical characters,
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>>223583500
I'm not saying they'd fall instantly in love after that or anything, it would just add that extra characterisation of Harry saving the annoying bully who ends up being grateful, if still bitchy to you afterwards. It's the spark that starts to thaw the ice.
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>>223582261
https://x.com/AzratemES/status/2106911216153297283

8 minutes of PEAK FICTION almost 300mb file. I'm not gonna waste time trying to compress the video for webm.

It's literally over for Hollywood
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>>223583488
Keep Ginny but make her the annoying little sister that crushes on Harry but he doesn't return her feelings.
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>>223583488
no, that would be too close to hero worship. you can just add a scene in chamber of Secrets where Malfoy also gets close to be petrified and is healed like the rest of the others by the end, and needs to thank harry but doesn't want to.
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>>223583512
uhh troonxysters, our response?!
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>>223583512
boy does this need editing, but it's just a start so good job
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>>223583423
Defintely. We need to see inside her head as the plot takes a darker turn
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>>223583341
I kind of feel like there almost needs to be a new character written in or reworked to still provide that original male rival role that Draco originally filled. Maybe a possible romantic rival that Malfoid dates to try and make Potter jealous. A thread or two ago there was discussion about how the Yule Ball would play out in Goblet of Fire and how Lucius would likely arrange a date for her to attend the ball with. Likely a young wizard from another influential, pure-blooded family. Dunno, a lot immediately improves with Malfoid but there definitely needs to be other things tweaked to balance the story out, add tension, and make other scenes more believable.
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>>223583444
>her Slytherin clique needs to be reworked beyond Crabbe and Goyle
Yeah a gigastacy mean girl needs to be in charge of other girls
A pair of meatheads won't cut it
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>>223583512
Its slop, but it's some damned impressive slop.
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>>223583577
>a new character written in or reworked to still provide that original male rival role that Draco originally filled.
Maybe Cedric should be there from the start.
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>>223583597
Cedric was three years older though. They aren't fitting rivals.
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>>223583512
Cringekino
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>>223583597
Cedric is Cedrica, Harry's cute big sis crush, and sets Harry up with Malfoid after rejecting him for the Yule Ball. Anon on /v/ wrote a great (soul-crushing) fic
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>>223583616
Modify him then, to be the same age but more athletic than Harry. Like this cool kid who is popular differently
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>>223583636
>Cedric is Cedrica
Holy crap you guys are bad at naming
>Cecilia
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>>223583577
>male rival role that Draco originally filled
was it just me or was this just poorly written by JKR. to me, it was more like harry embarrassing malfoy at every turn. there wasn't really a rivalry
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>>223583636
The point is that male rivalry is a unique experience and gender bending every character so it's a harem anime loses something a bit special
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>>223583655
I can't tell you how many times over the past week I've had to tell people that just adding "a" or "ina" is the laziest, cringiest and most unimaginative way of feminizing a name.
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>>223583512
From a cinomatic perspective I appreciate that they had https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39j5v8jlndM as the music when Malfoid and Harry were fighting Voldemort, I think the music should have continued to include "In one fleeting moment" verse from 5:11 onwards as Voldemort was withering away.

Also can any wizards confirm, does a dual wizard Expaliarmus kill?

Bollywood execs sweating yet?
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>>223583512
I don't agree with certain elements but it's comfy kino
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>>223583661
Yes, Draco was just there to be pathetic and lose
That's what I said Cedric. Yeah he was older as written, but just change him to be more fitting.
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>>223583661
The entire dullest franchise was poorly written
>At least Malfoid and Harry defeating Voldemort together is cute
"No!"
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>>223583671
no, voldemort died cause nivelle cut the last remaining horcrux, the snake, in half. Harry wasn't trying to kill voldemort, just keep him busy
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>>223583699
Ah, thank you for clarifying
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Matchattea making some bangers.
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This whole 'malfoid' thing feels like a psyop
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>>223583512
>Scared Pottah?
>Never
>If you're with me

Big fan
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>>223583699
Not at all. There are obvius plotholes in this, however he split his soul to 7 pieces originally and 1 is inside him. Then he made Harry a horcrux when he tried to kill him as a baby. Then his body got destroyed, but somehow(?) his soul fragment did not, when the curse bounced back from harry. So he contained the last soul fragment basically in his body, when he got a new body in GoF.
The soul fragments are stored in these in the story:
>journal
>ring
>necklace
>cup
>tiara
>the snake
>his own body
> +1 Harry which was involuntarely
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>>223583597
>>223583616
Cedric is a rival for Harry, but the whole point is that he's genuinely a likeable guy, both in universe and by most readers. He's the type of rival Harry wishes he could hate but really can't and then he ultimately gets killed because of Harry. There needs to be someone else that fills the role of a nuisance for Harry that readers/viewers want to see fail. I think it could be fitting for Goyle to get rewritten to be more of a meathead jock instead of fat lackey. Still wouldn't be smart, but at least a little more respected. His family are purebloods and loyal to Voldemort. They could be written as another influential family, and he could serve as that male rival for part of the series. Crabbe can stay the fat retard lackey though.
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>>223583769
The piece inside him was destroyed or transferred to Harry no?
He was already down to 6 i thought
-His own body
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>>223583586
I dunno, I think it still works as a nice contrast. Crabbe and Goyle are basically textbook thugs and working for a bratty mean girl instead of a bratty twink actually works better.
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>>223582330
I enjoyed reading this.
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>>223583765
Its actually a counter-psyop
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>>223583799
>working for a bratty mean girl instead of a bratty twink actually works better.
You could write them as genuinely thinking they're doing the right thing by "protecting" this fragile girl
>>223583778
>Goyle to get rewritten to be more of a meathead jock instead of fat lackey
Good idea. As it stands there's not much to differentiate them
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>>223583765
Oh POTTAH
If one were to listen to you, one should think EVERYTHING to be a "psyop"!
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>>223583797
That should have been the case, but horcruxes are soul fragments and his body couldn't have operated without one, no? I think this is a plothole, except if avada kedavra doesn't kill the horcrux, but it apparentley killed in in Harry(?) or or Harry abandoned it when he was chilling with Dumbledore and that's how it died idk.
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>>223583765
Everything is a psyop. The trick is figuring out whom has what to gain from it.
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>>223583778
Viktor Krum, unironically.
Have him join Hogwarts and Slytherin in Year 2 because his parents moved to England and be basically the bane for Harry. He's not a Malfoy level rival or someone Harry actively dislikes but someone who isn't a nice guy either:
He's a talented Quidditch Seeker, Malfoid tries to get him to ask her for the Yule Ball and she seethes endlessly when he aks fucking Hermione.
Malfoid then thinks she can get back at Hermione for goading Potter into it by talking shit next to Fred and George Weasely.
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>>223583477
>>223583496
The dynamic would be Naruto desperately trying to save the woman he loves from the path of ruin that she's walking.

Sasuke being stronger for most of the series actually works in the ship's favor. Fem!Sasuke wouldn't respect Naruto at first and he would see him as a weakling. Fem!Sasuke would belittle Naruto and call him a scaredy cat, a weakling, a no talent loser etc. (all of which canon Sasuke did too btw). But, just like in canon, Fem!Sasuke would grow to respect Naruto's tenacity and bravery, cumulating in Fem!Sasuke putting her own life on the line to save Naruto whom she's grown to care about. Then, just like in canon, Naruto goes into Kyuubi rage mode when he believes Sasuke is dead.

Cue the next arc. It's awkward between Naruto and Fem!Sasuke now. There's some romantic tension that neither side wants to admit. Fem!Sasuke would've heard about how Naruto went into a berserker like frenzy when he thought she died, and Naruto would be touched that a girl cared for him so much that they were willing to die for him.

Now there's tension in the Chunni Exams because both Naruto and Fem!Sasuke have feelings for each other that neither side is unwilling to acknowledge. Naruto is touched that a girl was willing to give up their dream and die for him, and Fem!Sasuke is touched that Naruto went into a berserker like rage mode for her when he thought she died.

Fem!Sasuke, unsure of how to deal with these feelings, would try and emotionally distance herself from Naruto. She'd be colder and ruder to him, but there'd also be tsundere like sweetness hidden behind her actions, kinda like how Asuka acted with Shinji in Evangelion, which would leave Naruto emotionally confused and frustrated.

This emotional rift would grow greater when Naruto starts to surpass Fem!Sasuke in power, which would make her question her competency as a shinobi, since she used to be so much stronger than Naruto

1/2
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>>223583871
>Viktor Krum, unironically.
Oh yes that's a great idea
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>>223583825
>You could write them as genuinely thinking they're doing the right thing by "protecting" this fragile girl
Nah, them working for Malfoy tracks, since their fathers work for Lucius as well and I think they were brought up to have some admiration towards the Malfoys.
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>>223583765
Indeed the evil cishets are trying to detransition us by showing us pictures of cute girls.
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>>223583888
Oh right, so they're like literal servant thugs.
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>>223583844
Well, I broke into the Ministry's Psyops Division last night and they had a large folder labelled "EVERYTHING"...
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>>223583847
I'd have to re-watch Goblet of fire, I forget the ceremony that takes place to bring Voldemort back. It's Nigini (the Snakes') the soul fragment that was used to bring baby Voldemort back i thought.
I forgot that Neville was tasked with taking out Nigini

Rowling needs to correct the Horcrux count the lazy bitch
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>>223583888
You need Crabbe and Goyle to be oafisch henchmen. The potential for Book 5 are hilarious.
>Umbridge refuses to name Malfoid as leader of her Gestapo because she hates pretty girls.
>Makes fucking Crabbe the boss.
>Malfoid seethes endlessly and helps Harry hide DA activities from Umbridge.
>When Ching Chong's foid friend confesses to Umbridge, Malfoid pins the blame on Crabbe.
>Umbridge fires Crabbe and names Goyle as new boss.
>Malfoid fucking loses her shit and helps Harry directly with invading the ministry by blowing up Umbridge in the forbidden forest.
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>>223583341
Like >>223583359 said, I think the danger is to go to hard on the love interest stuff right off the bat. I'd go as far as to say almost nothing between Books 1-5 needs to be radically changed apart from a few hints here and there to plant the shipping seeds and make the eventual redemption and pairing land. Books 6 and 7 are where the real meat to it would be.
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>>223583930
Definitely agree
It's not like the unmodified books had any romance early on any way. They're still primarily boy's adventure books. Malfoid needs a personality and motivation besides "wants to be harry's gf"
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>>223583922
It's funny remembering guys actually enjoy watching movies about girls doing girl stuff so long as they're hot.
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>>223583512
Holy fuck!! that was intense!!
and it's funny how artfags say AI is bullshit when it's able to pump out stuff like that.
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>duur what if da male antagonist was female den dae could have secks and stuff
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>>223584037
I look kinda like that and often say this
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>>223584037
No one wants female Voldemort you weirdo
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>>223584070
Speak for yourself
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>>223584096
Do not go near the snakussy.
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>>223584096
>Loli Voldemort
Huh?
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>>223584096
I can fix her.
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>>223584161
you don't get it, she's actually a 1000 years old, trapped in that body
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>>223584161
Her real name was Violet M Drooll
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>>223583919
>It's Nigini (the Snakes') the soul fragment that was used to bring baby Voldemort back i thought
This is how it actually went down tho:
>Voldemort escapes from Hogwarts after he couldn't get the Philosopher's Stone
>His bodiless soul just wanders during CoS and PoA
>When Pettigrew escapes and finds him, he makes him a shitty, small, dysgenic foreskin like body.
>Foreskin Voldemort and Pettigrew lures that retard Bertha Jorkins to themselves and kills her.
>With this kill, he splits his soul one last time, and binds the 7th (as far as he knows) horcrux to the snake
>They get Harry and with his blood, his fathers bones and Pettigrew's flesh they make some kind of ancient potion or idk and penis-voldemort gets placed in a cauldron with all this shit
>Voldemort emerges with a functioning body
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>>223584096
ToT
Snakelets
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>>223584096
Reminds me of Abeloth, the final villain of the pre Star Wars canon. Also a mean, emotionally unstable blonde that the MC thought could help, coincidentally.
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>>223584221
Please don't say mean things about my beloved mommy queen of the stars.
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>>223584221
If they had made Abeloth the villain of the sequel trilogy it would have been Malfoid before Malfoid happened.
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>>223583778
>Goyle to get rewritten to be more of a meathead jock
Could work. That's a stock "bully antagonist" character
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This awkward hug is funnier with a female Malfoy sad that harry is dead.
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>>223584304
Man hugging for the first time in his life.
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>>223582770
Nobody replied to this but I will
Draco could be a posh middle name
Her given name that only closed family use is something absurd like Pollyanna (Polly for short)
But she doesn't tell Harry this until much later and makes him promise never to use it where others can hear
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>>223584339
Just use Carina. That's the closest name for Malfoid that's also a constellation.
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>>223584425
That will do
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>>223584425
Cassiopeia
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>>223583180
Nips and koreans love malfoid
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>Malfoid has shown me her feet, 5 billion points to Slytherin!!!
what did Dumbdoor mean with this?
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>>223582261
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>>223582292
Thats sasha artist right?
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DUMBLEDORE, VERY CALMLY:

“HARRY POTTER!

DID YOU ASK MALFOID TO THE DANCE?!

HER FATHER IS SO FUCKING PISSED!

I HAVE NEVER SEEN LUCIUS MALFOY THIS ANGRY IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!

HE HOOKED DOBBY UP TO A CAR BATTERY AND A PINATA AT THE SAME TIME!

THEN HE USED A TIME SPELL TO TURN SECONDS INTO HOURS!

HARRY, I WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT.

DOBBY WAS JUST HANGING THERE, GETTING BONKED BY THE PINATA EVERY FEW SECONDS, WHILE LUCIUS WAS STANDING IN THE CORNER SCREAMING ABOUT THE MALFOY FAMILY HONOR.

FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SAW.

I HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.

EVEN SNAPE WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH.

AND THAT MAN DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING SMILE.

BUT, HARRY…

THIS ISN’T A JOKE.

YOU ASKED DRACAENA MALFOID TO THE DANCE.

YOU HAVE PROVOKED THE MALFOY FAMILY.

YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE PEACE OF HOGWARTS.

YOU HAVE CAUSED LUCIUS MALFOY TO COMMIT WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS.

THE MINISTRY IS PROBABLY GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS.

THE DAILY PROPHET WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS.

THE GOBLINS WILL PROBABLY HEAR ABOUT THIS.

HELL, I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF VOLDEMORT HEARS ABOUT THIS.

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION.

THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER.

THEREFORE, AS HEADMASTER, I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO TAKE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.

I HAVE CAREFULLY CONSIDERED YOUR ACTIONS.

I HAVE CONSULTED THE PROFESSORS.

I HAVE CONSULTED THE PORTRAITS.

I HAVE EVEN CONSULTED THE FUCKING SORTING HAT.

AND AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION…

I HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE…

5000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR.

NOW GO TO THE DANCE, HARRY.
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>>223583068
>>223583048
On /v/ right?
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>>223582423
trans women are real women! vive la trans!
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>>223582261
Who's propaganda is this? I've never watched harry potter or read the books but she's everywhere.
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>final duel with Voldemort
>Harry and Malfoid isolated
>Voldemort tries to sneakily cast the killing curse on Harry
>Malfoid pushes him away at the last second
>realizes Harry almost died, again
>Malfoid snaps, starts spamming every offensive spell at Voldemort
>although she misses, Voldemort actually becomes slightly unnerved at her violent outburst when Malfoid manages to successfully cast the Killing Curse
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MAGFOID
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>>223584694
>successfully cast the Killing Curse
>Voldemort becomes slightly unnerved
Huh?
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>>223584711
He wouldn't die if the horocruxes were still around, but it would still destroy his body, and with his body gone destroying the remaining horocruxes would kill him for good.
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>>223583765
even worse
its a zoomer troonop
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>>223584731
If it was that people would be saying they want to be Malfoid, not wanting to romance her.
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>>223583460
Thanks for the reply. And just when I thought I couldn't possibly love Malfoid more...
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>>223584731
This makes no sense
This is about designing the perfect waifu
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>>223583879
>>223583458
>>223582696
so evil rivals turned into women are great? bros women were right all along...
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>>223584731
Didn’t you get enough people telling you why calling this AGP was fucking stupid the last time you posted it?
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>>223584762
It's her imperfections what make her compelling

>>223584774
Character growth is compelling.
Enemies to lovers is effective for the same reason an anti-hero becoming a real hero is more compelling than a regular hero.
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>>223584793
It's a tranny trying and failing to claim Malfoid.
Sad!
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>>223584793
sorry your """""movement"""" is a troonop lmao
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>>223584817
It’s classic trannyjacking. Convince enough retards that X is a tranny meme by concern trolling, then the retards will do all the work for you.
And the useful idiots will pat themselves on the back for being based while doing it.
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Who would you cast as Malfoid and why would it be Best Emma?
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>>223584817
>this girl folds immediately if push comes to shove
she needs to be protected
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>>223584832
>>223584819
Like clockwork.
You should probably start with this one rather than the screencap that makes it clear you don’t even know what AGP means. You’ll still be retarded, but it will be less immediately obvious
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>>223584839
Sarah Gadon when she was younger
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>>223584839
She's too ugly
Anya Taylor Joy is the answer
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>>223584731
I'm sorry your troonop left you with such a mess
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>>223584839
Malfoid is a teenager, Anon
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>>223584839
>Bo Bragason
>as a blond
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>>223584839
Samara Weaving, she already kind of did the role in Guns Akimbo
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does anyone know who the first account to post this was? I have a growing suspicion that it was a male feminist that wanted to get the heat of the Jane Doe false rape case
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>>223584819
bowsette was also a villain turned nice.
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>>223584888
Started with an artist called Redten and this pic.
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Malfoid is real in an infinite number of universes and it is possible to enter these universes where Malfoid is real simply by using manojava siddhi (which is the ability to instantly take your body wherever your mind goes, which is basically teleportation) to teleport ourselves into universes where Malfoid is real. In the ancient Sanskrit language of India, the word 'siddhi' means 'perfection'. In its most common usage, the word 'siddhi' refers to an ability that is a natural and inherent faculty of our true identities as eternally alive souls. The soul is smaller than an atom and larger than the universe. The soul is infinitely small and infinitely large. The soul is ALL-PERFECT AND EVER-PERFECT. The soul is the storehouse of ALL ENERGY, ALL POWER AND ALL STRENGTH. The soul is PURE CONSCIOUSNESS. The soul possesses ALL siddhis and there are an INFINITE number of siddhis. Among all of these siddhis, there are considered to be eight major siddhis. Siddhis can be awakened through a variety of methods. In Verse 1 of Chapter 4 of Patanjali's Yoga Sutras, it is stated:

"Siddhis may be attained through birth, the use of herbs, incantations, self-discipline or samadhi."

Here is a list of the eight major siddhis (in no particular order):

Laghima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as light as you want.

Garima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as heavy as you want.

Mahima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as large as you want.

Anima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as small as you want.

Prapti siddhi: Having unrestricted access to any and/or all places.

Prakamya siddhi: Fulfillment of whatever you desire.

Isitva siddhi: Control over any and/or all of the laws of nature.

Vasitva siddhi: Being able to control any and/or all beings.

"A man is a god in ruins. When men are innocent, life shall be longer, and shall pass into the immortal, as gently as we awake from dreams." - Ralph Waldo Emerson (end of part 1)
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>>223584914
(start of part 2) You can awaken your siddhis through samyama, which is a state of consciousness in which one perceives the fundamental level of 'reality' where a perceiving subject (like you, for example) is merged with your perceived object. For example, to achieve laghima siddhi, you have to perform samyama on the lightness of a feather (for example) so that you become as light as that feather (or that you become the lightness of that feather, if you want to look at it that way). (end)
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>>223584914
hey /x/, is there a way to summon a succubus to visit me in my dreams and have her play as Malfoid instead?
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>>223584902
Thanks. I will start the investigation
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>>223584929
I don't go on /x/, but yeah, I'm sure there's a siddhi for that.
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>>223584880
malfoid reminds me of Callisto from Xena actually, another great character
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>>223582511
The only based post itt
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>check author's twitter
>absolutely nothing but hate and seethe regarding troons, 24/7, no stop
KEK
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>>223582511
>Shota version is better.
That's not the shota version, that's the tomboy version of Malfoid.
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>>223584888
It stemmed from our queen Pansy-posting
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>>223582330

True.
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>>223584866
This would have been the choice if she were younger, she has that born into wealth look.
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>>223585043
based rowling
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>>223585091
Older than that >>70750165
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>>223583238
kek
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>>223582558
>>223582536
Not everything is about troonies dumbass
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>>223582292
>>223582261

Why you trannies fantasize about turning men into women so bad
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>>223582394
> Turning men into women and have Harry fuck a tranny would totally offend troons
LoL
Lmao even
Is this you guys being weird porn addicts with a tranny fetish trying to pretend you're based and still part of the right?
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>>223582261
Rereading the books and rewatching the movies is not enough to satisfy my hunger anymore. So yea!
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>trannyjacker is back
He’s tenacious at least, bless him
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>>223585207

A meme straight men masturbate to and glorify about turning a man into a woman and marrying him while he mistreats you is peak tranny behavior tho

You guys are just so lonely and addicted to porn it doesn't even click for you
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>>223585207
>my sexual fantasy about turning men into women has NOTHING to do with troons
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>>223585256
Where's the porn? All I see is cute
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>>223585270
but it's not about men it's about the character that would be better as a girl
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>>223585273
> Turning bully men into women and marrying them is c-cute! I swear my tranny porn addict gender swapping fetish is uhh very loving!

I'm sorry you'll never experience love in your life.
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>>223585270
Projecting a little too hard there, faggot
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>>223583767
>surpasses kino
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>>223582261
>>223585273
ALL I SEE IS THIS KINO
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>>223585290
Yes, a combo of enemies to lovers and Romeo and Juliet is cute.
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>>223585280
> Men would he better as cute girls UwU

Well at least you guys are not disguising you're all troons.
Is this your attempt at reclaiming Harry Potter from the evil transphobic Jk Rowling?
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>>223585290
Uh oh, somebody call the suicide helpline, this troon is having a meltdown
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>>223585280
He (and he always be a he) is well aware.
He just thinks pretending not to understand for long enough will eventually get some useful idiots to back him up. At least this time he’s learned to post gay shit on a separate device so it’s not instantly obvious he’s doing both.
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>>223585304

Yet you could watch or read Romeo and Juliet, instead you chose to fetishize turning bully men into feminine women and impregnating them
Curious.
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>>223585305
this is not about men, it's about the character's role specifically.
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>>223582339
I wouldn't say better storytelling, especially Wistoria.
But at least they're making new stuff.
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>>223585314
> G-guys we totally hate troops here we are based!
>> Keeps spamming drawings of turning men into girls while saying men are better as girls
I feel so bad for you porn addict troons. No wonder you're all a suicide waiting to happen.
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>>223585326
>fetishize
No, its cute, no one's jerking it to this.
People are romantics, except trannies who think its all sexual.
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>>223585334
> Turning a man into a woman is not about men!!!
Ok, lmao. Gender swapping the name to MalFOID to clarify is the man turned into a woman has nothing to do with men too?
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>>223585340
> We romanticize impregnating arrogant bratty men we turned into women
You're too far gone dude, then you guys wonder why you have a girlfriend. Then again the type of girlfriend you guys seem to want is former men lmao
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this doesn't feel like /tv/ at all. are we being raided by /co/omers again?
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>>223585296
>shoujo-tier romance between harry and femdraco
>dobby and dumbledore's bollywood action in the background
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
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>>223585371
>ummm you actually like trannies, incel
See? This is what makes you troons seethe, that people like so much a pure heterosexual couple, and not the slop you create like "Petra Parker".
Enjoy your last (You)
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>>223585411
> Pure heterosexual couple
> It's a bratty Man being turned into a feminine woman and being impregnated
Wonder what are you trying to push or who you're trying to fool. You lonely porn addicts are weird.
Heterosexuality is so dead instead of going out and having sex with women, "pure heterosexual" porn addicts spend all day fantasizing about turning men into women because "men are better as girls"
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>>223585238
CUUUUUTE!
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is malfoid a hate symbol yet?
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>>223585438
>a feminine woman
so a heterosexual couple, got it
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>223585438
No (You)s for (You)
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>>223585411
NTA, but what makes you a tranny is that you've been posting for 6 hours now like a tranny coomer based on your first post here >>223582292
you're not american so you're definitely getting tranny gibs in some foreign land and not the real autismbuxs
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>>223585463
Huh?
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>>223582330
Have sex you fucking nerd
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>223585438
> It's a bratty Man being turned into a feminine woman and being impregnated
A bratty woman being impregnated by a man

Is this not a "pure hetero couple"?
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>>223585462
>NO GOOD BOI HECKIN (YOU)S FOR YOU BET YOU FEEL REALLY BAD NOW HUH??
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>>223584839
queen of /tv/ Kenny
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Horny, Potter?
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>>223585462
No sad malfoids
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>>223585438
>Heterosexuality is so dead instead of going out and having sex with women, "pure heterosexual" porn addicts spend all day fantasizing about turning men into women because "men are better as girls"
such is life in the big 2026
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>Dorako. Draco's katakana would be ドラコ (Dorako), but here it's ドラ子 (Dorako). Same pronunciation, but the 子 (ko) is a kanji usually used for girls instead of the katakana ko (コ).
Very fitting for the Nips to come up with a pun name.
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>>223585500
Anyone trying to make it a trans thing is either a shitty baiter or someone who can't stop seething inside. Genderbend of all kind isn't trans and they cannot steal it.
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>>223584839
>>223584880
What about this girl from the Matilda remake?
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>>223585516
Kenny is a strange cade because in the right age for Malfoid she looked too cute and nice, it's only now in her 20s when she looks like she could pull off the Stacey alpha female thing.
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I wonder if we can just do with everything now to break trannoids even more.
Like when that new blade runner show comes out making a few hunter if he was an actual girl instead of an hrt monstrosity pics could cause a lot of asshurt.
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>>223585238
>SLUTHERIN
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>>223585544
since this is 4chan I would usually assume the former. But the amount of spamming by this cunt makes me sure it's some mentally ill troon.
It's gotten so bad he's even flooding threads not related to Malfoid
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Baka! Potter-Kun
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>>223585527
But book 6&7?
It's always darkest before the dawn.
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>>223585542
Japs maybe good at drawing but I haven't seen a good Malfoid idea from them aside from basic anime shenanigans
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>>223585438
They're from /v/ and brown.
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>>223585562
With AI the world is our oyster
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>>223585561
that's true. I guess clothing and makeup makes a huge difference
Also I find it funny that Kenny looked like Harry in that ghostbusters movie.
SO I guees she could play both roles.
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>>223585544
It must be a sad life they live to run a counter-op
trying to keep up with their mental gymnastics is quite hard its laughable
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>>223585602
I'm still mad they went out of their way to try to uglyfy her in those movies
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>>223585296
I only remember the first movie what the fuck is this???
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>>223585582
Have some fat lizard to bite you
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>>223585633
>>223585296
I can't prove it, but I have no doubt Dumbledore posting comes from /dbs/ shitposters
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>>223585571
Tummy
wew lads
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>>223582261
I wish Rowling never fucking wrote these fucking books. I hate this faggot obnoxious trend. Seriously each picture following the useless cunt from Hogwarts Academy in hallucinatory anime shennanigans have been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the trend's only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of anime tropes, all to make tsun unmagical, to make dere seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Twitter troons took to the trend; they made sure this forced meme would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable garbage for attention. The Malfoid trend might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly comparable to Bowsette in its obnoxiousness and lack of genuine complexity. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least Malfoid is cute though
"Not good enough!"
The design is basic; the dreamt up relationship with Potter is run of the mill. As I looked, I noticed that every time she talked to Potter, the author wrote that she always said the words "I-It's not like I like you, mudblood!"

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Twittertroons are so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that they have no other style of creating. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Malfoid by the same JK Rowling. She wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are drawing Malfoid at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to give me money." And she was quite right. She was not being ironic. When you draw Malfoid you are, in fact, trained to be a Harry Potter fan.
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>>223585682
Not reading all that. Sorry. Or congrats. Who knows?
Have a malfoid.
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>>223585716
Nigger kill yourself
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>>223585728
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I have thought about an ending to the series.
>And thus, Harry princess-carried Malfoid to their bed and spent the entire night stretching her legs. THE END.
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>223585682
want to tldr that nigger?
nice blogbost btw
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>>223585542
It would actually be デュレイコ (dureiko).
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>>223582261
Thought of something that makes the power of love spell even better.
Yes, there's the idea of 'love destroyed voldemort at the start of the saga, and at the end', but think about the circumstance it takes place in.
Malfoy is stood with the Death Eaters, and though she's conflicted she doesn't act. Until she sees how Harry might actually be defeated.
In the original the Malfoys don't get 'redeemed' until after the fight is over, making it seem artificial and self interested. But now when she breaks the line to join Harry it's because that victory is in doubt.
Even though she might be joining the losing side she does it anyway, but in doubting Harry's victory she guarantees it.
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>>223585751
Porn addicted tranime retard
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>>223585751
>RON. WE WERE RIGHT, SHE'S FLAT!
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>>223585215
>>223585226
>>223585256
You don’t know what you’re talking about. I frequent troontowns on Discord and they despise Malfoid. I’ve seen no less than two freakouts about it.
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>>223585815
If you see a hot blonde teenager and your first thought is trannies than please seek help.
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>>223585824
Anon that's a disingenuous tranny, he already slipped a couple times and started going on about "incels", posting cuckshit and such.
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>>223585751
nothing a good raping wont fix
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>>223585339
Says the faggot seething so hard he was spamming child porn
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>>223585847
Only genuine affection can help her
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>>223585815
If me wanting to fuck a cute blond girl who is a witch makes me a "porn addicted tranime retard"
Then Yes, I am
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>>223585869
She is so cute bros
It hurts a little
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>defeat voldemort
>suddenly laughter rings out
>"I suppose I should thank that useless puppet for destroying my old enemy."
>"What?! Who are you? Show your self."
>"Don't you recognise me, Potter? I'd be offended, where I not so happy in my victory."
>"No... it can't be...">>223583847
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>>223585905
>>223585846
My favorite part of the Malfoid drama is how exhausted cishet people are with appeasing the madness of their trans neighbors. Again, I’m on a fair few Discords with large trans populations and despite the freakouts over Malfoid, people still post them. I’ve even seen one trans user say, “we can’t stop the Japanese, but we can stop it here.”

And meanwhile I’m over here like, “I’m not going to let trans people judge what cishet people are allowed to like.” They don’t give us jack shit and in fact turn cishet icons into trans or lesbian characters so why the fuck should we amuse them?
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>223585967
okay, retard
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>>223585620
>Malfoid has to spend her life with that boring dweeb Potter
What a horrible fate.
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Malfoid dropping during Autumn, the most yearnful season, is just cruel, God.
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>>223585989
>Seething Trannoid got called out
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>>223585997
>boring
>literally at the center of magic WWII
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>223586064
okay mister projector
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>>223585043
it's kinda annoying, ngl. It's honestly like she just hates her own product, world and stories out of spite because at one point in their time, troons latched onto potter so now she just hates it.
she's so fucking petty and spiteful, classic british women - no wonder british men are so fucking depressed
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Imagine handing out free (You)'s to someone that doesn't return the favor.
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>>223586131
>no wonder british men are so fucking depressed
All the happy British guys I know are married to non-British women, either Asian, East Asian, Black, or European.
My GF is an Goan Catholic
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>>223583758
Nice.
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>>223583758
>matchattea
I'm concerned....
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>>223584190
Kek
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>>223586160
yeah all my depressed pals are married to british women, chavs, party slags, etc.
All the happy ones are married to basically Asian or an American they met online.
Something about the Americans you meet online in gaming circles just removes all the aids parts of the American
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still missing:
>bane/cia version of malfoid
>more 1488/SS variants of malfoid
>lesbian sex with the purple-haired punk british girl who wants to gas all the mudslimes and pakis from britannia
>og malfoy as a femboy
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>>223582330
The Elder Wand technicality(Malfoy owns it by disabling Dumbledore) which is the reason why Voldemort lost didn't have much impact in the books. But in Malfoid AU it has a much more stronger impact because the Elder Wand will not harm the owner. WTF JK Rowling why does it make more sense when Malfoy is a girl?
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>>223586248
All of those are shit ideas
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>>223586254
The whole finale is a poetry (it rhymes) overload. >>223585775
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>>223586248
These are brilliant ideas
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>>223585937
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>bluesky is tagging malfoid as "intolerance"
What a pathetic site.
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>>223586341
why does everyone on 4chan spend their talking about sites that aren't 4chan?
for the last time
I do not care about what cunts on twitter are posting
I do not care about what cunts on bluesky are posting
I do NOT CARE about what CUNTS on reddit are posting
Go complain on those sites if you care about them so much
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>>223586341
What blows me away about Malfoid is how it came hot on the heels of Petra Parker, which was an explicit trans-focused retelling of a cishet character. Trans people don’t want cishet to have shit.
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>>223586376
So fuck off?
I like laughing at retards.
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>>223586410
You fuck off first
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>>223586407
cute kots
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>>223586407
HARRY POTTER DID YOU YOU TURN YOURSELF AND MALFOID INTO CATS AND THEN FUCK HER INTO SUBMISSION WITH YOUR SPINY COCK?
(Dumbledore whispered so lowly you could hear the breaking of Dobby's fingers between each word)
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>>223586418
Nigger you can go to any thread that doesnt have your insane selfimposed rules.
The fucking entitlement to demand everybody accomodate you on an anonymous website, jfc
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>>223585544
Its either an angry ass troonie or chud mad over a meme or a mossad agent working overtime to stir trouble.
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>>223586407
CAT PERVERT!
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>>223586451
Or how about you stay on those sites you just can't stop posting about and leave the rest of us in peace?
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>femsnape grooming Malfoid
>grabbing her by the chin and looking her in the eye while talking sternly
>probably has seen malfoid in her underware
I need it
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>>223586499
>if you cant follow the rules I make up in my head youre reddit
Uhuh. Sure sounds like a reddit mindeset to me tho
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>>223586407
>A cat is fine too.
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Hugs, kisses and headpats.
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>>223586436
At least that was in private, unlike that time he shibaried her in front of the entire school during a dueling class.
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>>223586409
>Trans people don’t want cishet to have shit.
Pretty much.
The trannies think they have a monopoly on character reimagination, be it turning cishet males into trannies or chopping the tits of female characters to say they're trans, they just think they own it all
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>>223586584
It's not just that. Usually when you have a chuddy re-imagining of something it's genuinely shit. This time it's actually pure kino, so there's a degree of seethe that is just over the semi-reactionary or small-C conservative nature of where people are taking it.
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>>223586627
it's also probably just the fact that so many people were outspoken about Hogwarts legacy and that enjoying it made you 'evil' so since then enjoying Harry Potter has kinda been social-taboo, at least online with the droves of nutjob lefties and troons harassing anyone who enjoyed it.
The meltdown they're going to have with the new show will be insane even though the show is absolutely flooded with inclusivity slop
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>>223586627
>chuddy
its these little things that keep giving away that the people posting about this aren't /tv/ locals and are actual trannies kek
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>223586627
Oh my, quite embarrasing
feel free to stop posting at any time
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>>223586717
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>>223586627
>stop having fun with the new cute witch
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>>223586678
>>223586699
>t. chuddy wumpus
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>>223586731
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>>223586660
>Hogwarts legacy and that enjoying it made you 'evil' so
Have you actually played it? They're completely right
you'd have to be either evil or a complete retard to have enjoyed that disappointing ubislop. the mad max game that had even less going on was better
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>>223586751
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>>223586678
Bro, we got checkmated with >223586740's post
how can we come back from this?

I fear
It's Over..
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>>223586763
>bluesky
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>>223586731
>Harry Potter: the worlds strongest wizard
We are reaching new levels of slop itt
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>>223584627
I don't think so, he does the eyes differently, never seen a pencil illustration from him though so could be wrong.
Man that guy is a genius of his domain, probably some of the best erotic literature in history, unironically.
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THE BOY WHO LIFTS!



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