We Are Far From the Bones of Our Ancestors edition Previously: >>223627532
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The future of Star Trekhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pC86oAYerlo&pp=ygUVU2VpbmZsZWQgc3RhciB0cmVrIGFp0gcJCY8Co7VqN5tD&ra=m
Good Morning Crewmen!
>>223655202Shut the fuck up already
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>>223655264this is awful, be ashamed you posted it
Star Trek has already degraded itself with everything nutrek has put out. How much further can it go?
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>>223655381The alleged reboot will plumb new depths.
>>223655264That was terrible. Truly terrible.
>>223655415I don't think there is anything worse than Starfleet Academy. S2 should be a real horror show, though.I'm curious what sort of eldritch abominations they've hatched.Will they outdo their stellar dialogue from S1? Considering they were both shot at the same time, I expect it will all be like pic related.
>>223655305>Time for offscreen juggler!Seriously, they really couldn't hire anybody for this short bit?
>>223655264Kill yourself, street-shitter.
>>223655515Please tell me none of these are actual lines from Starfleet Academy and you made them up.
>>223655590They are all 100% real, you can look up the screenplays without subjecting yourself to the existential dread of the show
>>223655515Millennial excellence
>>223655604I’ve got a better idea.
>>223655611Everybody on this writing staff is GenX+
>>223655643How did the phaser shot disintegrate the phaser that fired it too?
>>223655515majority female writing rooms were a mistakeall streaming shows are like this, they have an unpleasant underlying snarkiness whether it's a drama or comedy or scifi or action
>>223655690A Q did it.
Should assimilating El-Aurians and Betazoids have given the Borg empathic abilities? As well as whatever powers Guinan threatened to use against Q.
>>223655861Do you even understand what the Borg do?
>>223655690He was holding it when he started to disintegrate.
>>223655942They add species biological and technological distinctiveness to their own. Empathic abilities would assumedly fall under biological distinctiveness.
>>223656099So, no you don't
>>223655515Shatner is in it. That’s why he was defending it and appeared with the cast and is going to a convention with them. But you “anti-woke” losers got it cancelled just like Doctor Who and now Shatner will never get to finish his return just like Carole Ann Ford
>>223655202star trek sex with wesley
>>223656020This implies everything he's touching should disintegrate, but the floor he was standing on remains integrated.
It was a akoochymoya hazard
>>223656356>it's the chuds to blame, they did it by not watching!kill yourself faggot
>>223656299So explain it to me.
>>223656593Assimilation is when you make something else similar to you. Not the other way around.
>>223656356He's part of the Star Trek panel and is doing a Q&A with Ben Stiller after the SA has their own panel. They are not doing anything together you retard, nor is Shatner appearing in that awful show.
maybe i kill myself slowly because i dont have the courage to do it quickly
>>223656819No, you need to do it subconsciously while being in denial about it on the surface level. That way, you'll be surprised by your own death as opposed to slowly and deliberately watching it approach.
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>>223656895>When a Ferengi gives away something for free
When you hear the music, you make a dipInto someone else's pocket then make a slipSteal a car, go to Las VegasOoh, gigolo poolHanging out by the state lineTurning holy water into wineDrinkin' it down, ohI'm on a bus, on a psychedelic tripReading murder books, tryin' to stay hipI'm thinkin' of you, you're out there soSay your prayersSay your prayersSay your prayers
>>223656356>Shatner is in itHe posted this just the other day
They must've started getting high before designing Klingon foreheads by this point in the show
>>223655743That's because women and faggots think about nothing but dicks 24 hours a day.
>>223657008Didn't Shatner once say in an interview that he never watched Star Trek?
>>223657175Yes, William Shatner has repeatedly stated in interviews that he has never watched Star Trek. He has noted that he generally avoids watching his own performances because he finds it uncomfortable and overly self-critical. Key details from his comments on the subject:The One Exception: The only Star Trek feature he claims to have actually watched is Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989), specifically because he directed it and was forced to review the footage during editing. His Reason: Shatner explained to People magazine, "It's all painful because I don't like the way I look and what I do." He has also admitted that he hasn't kept up with spin-off series like The Next Generation or the newer shows. Co-Star Reactions: His declaration has become a running joke among fans and former co-stars—during a filmed round-table interview with Leonard Nimoy and other Star Trek captains, Shatner brought it up, prompting Nimoy to famously tease him with a simple "Liar."
>>223655515>is the asshole okaytell me about this
>>223657226Sounds like something one fag would say to another
These dumbasses on the Valiant are pissing me off.
>>223656819I didn't have this trekpu but now I do.
>>223657258Just wait a bit and they wont be anymore
Jesus Christ why did they think such a dull story deserved to be a two-parter
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>>223657383It's about reclaiming black heritage. It was all the rage in the 90s. We had kwanza.
>>223657383To keep token black guy happy.
>>223657799Why'd they take kwanza away from you?
>>223657905Juneteenth was more marketable.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ih_U7zRdWws
>>223657008>But that has never come up.Except for all the times Shatner tried to pitched it, and everyone told him to fuck off.
They trans'd my Quark! In 1998!
>>223657905Took profits away from christcuckmas
>>223657905Not even black people care about kwanzaa.
>>223657258>Put your most promising cadets together on one ship and send them on a mission>Ships’s destroyed, most of them are killed.No wonder the Dominion was winning the war. Maybe the Romulans made the difference because they didn’t do stupid shit like that.
it was a Kwanzaa hazard
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>>223658893Damn, Riker is bigger pussy than Worf.
>>223658981I guess you could say it's just A Matter of Perspective
>>223659061
total alien death nowtotal alien death forever
>>223658893Now that I see this clip again, the biggest plot hole in the wife’s story was that her elderly, frail, nerd husband beat up a six foot navy officer. Why did no one bring that up at the trial?
>>223659447he knew klingon karate
>>223656438Floor doesn't count in trek.
>>223659608>Star Trek always had gore and gruesome moments!
>>223658562INGONYAAAAAAMA EGAMA LAYO LINGU MAQUIS
>>223659608how shooting one person killed all 3?
>>223659759they were phased
>>223659608We should have seen weapons used to disintegrate whole groups of people a lot more often.
>>223659904There should have been scenes of the dominion killing 800 million cardassians instead of someone spewing off numbers on the same cardassian command center set they'd been using for two years.
new Dax who dis?
>>223659739a fun track
>>223659608Conspiracy probably had one of the more gruesome deaths I’ve seen in the series so far
Tell the captain, we aren't afraid anymore.
>>223659904Probably too gruesome or effects-intensive for the time but you're rigjt.
Garak made Ezri cry...
>TNG and DS9 get comprehensive Companion books full of pictures, interviews with the cast, words from the producers and writers, etc.>VOY gets a half-assed one which is essentially just a list of episodesHistory was a lot kinder to Voyager
>>223662223Did you miss the massive change in ownership and clusterfuck legal battle that happened to Star Trek at the time and didn't get resolved until the late 2010s
>>223662009He did her a favor. The whole experience was very cathartic for her.
alright guys. Saw First Contact Last night. Tonight, watching Insurrection.
>>223655515>I don't think there is anything worse than Starfleet Academywe used to say this about STD and then it got so much worse with Academy.
Z A M Nhttps://youtu.be/7szk0ybN7JA
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I am actually too scared to post here anymore. Am I overreacting or is this justified?
>>223663238why are you scared?
Tonight is Who Mourns for Adonais?, another episode I saw bits & pieces of during the H&I marathon but not the full episode. I honestly forget what I was doing those days in September that had me so busy yet I still had the channel on in the background occasionally.See you in an hour.
>>223663258I stared into the abyss and it stated back.
>>223663304That sounds cryptic. Can you tell me more?
Is AI going to make replicators real?
>>223663329No.
>>223663333Checked.I could see that being made without AI. Just have to make biology programmable.In Trek they don't use AI for the replicators, they just upload recipes.If you mean AI coding the Bioprogramming interface? Then that seems plausible.
>>223655190She akochee on my moya until I HEYAHOAHYIHOYA
>>223659608This would make a good rhythm heaven game
I just imagined cuddling and watching Trek with Tall Red Haired Woman who has pale skin, prominent front teeth, and prominent clavicle. Best Treks for cuddling during the winter time with hot chocolate? I'd personally say TNG or VOY.
>>223663374Do you know about the Black Sun?
>>223655190>you will never have an akoocheemoya and chill sesh with janewayhow to live with this fact?
>>223659608Set phaser to TOTAL KILL WESLEY CRUSHER FAGGOT DEATH
>>223662265This was in 2003 though.
S01E09 - The Passenger - HDhttps://fileditchalbums.st/wmw5sq9t73
>>223663791What part of "didn't get resolved until the late 2010s" don't you understand
>>223663895the "massive change in ownership" (CBS vs. Paramount) didn't occur until 2006
>>223664181You fucking retard. That change of ownership occurred during DS9.
Tough choice coming up on pluto.Indiscretion or Journey to Babel?
>>223664202Are you on chemicals again?
>>223664340This cursed mission is a frosted pane of glassA rose tinted window to a dark forgotten pastForced to confront our indiscretions at lastI tell you Major Kira it's just a pain. in. the. ass.
>>223663259>See you in an hour.Apparently DailyTrekAnon didn't make it.Should we do a wellness check?
>>223664616Retard. Kill yourself. >Gulf+Western reorganized in 1989, sold off most of its non-communications holdings, and renamed itself Paramount Communications. It continued to hold Paramount Television, which continued to produce TNG and began producing Star Trek: Deep Space Nine in 1993, and Paramount Pictures, which continued to produce Star Trek films.>Paramount Communications was purchased in 1994 by the old Viacom>During Viacom's ownership, Star Trek: Voyager and Star Trek: Enterprise were produced, while Deep Space Nine continued to be produced until its conclusion in 1999. Paramount Pictures continued to produce Star Trek films.
>>223664795Okay but what does this have to do with Voyager not being popular or beloved enough to get a decent book about the show for 20 years?
I think it's just that schizo who loves arguing over absolutely nothing. I call him a Tellarite.
>the ensuing copeflurry posts after getting raped yet again
>>223663259I like how large a contrast there is between the hard-science of the Enterprise's half of the episode against the fantastical tale on the planet's surface. This likely would've still been the case even if Spock hadn't been handed command of the ship when he was rebuffed by Apollo, but it's good to give Spock a normal role again after the past 3 episodes had him as a deformed chinaman, fighting against a parasitic entity, and going through his pon-farr.I disliked the way they continue to write their women in such a flighty manner. Space Seed does a better job with Khan's incredible presence twisting the crewman between his fingers like a blade of grass, and Shore Leave has a sort of similar thing with that woman Bones was hot for immediately playing dress-up without considering what the dress' sudden appearance could mean. Is it too much to ask that a science officer be able to cool her emotional reaction without needing a pep talk from her captain about fulfilling her duty to the human race? Or at least for her to be affronted at the act of being dressed up like a paper doll for a godlike being's amusement? I swear, that first focus group who said Number One from the pilot was too smug and superior have poisoned the well for any well-rounded human women on this show, because they don't want to risk alienating their audience too much. At the very least, we get Uhura's expertise with communications circuits as the clincher to save the day. And credit to Leslie Parrish for her great performance when Carolyn spurns Apollo.>>223664765Nah, it's okay. I always say that and end up taking ages to finish the episode because I like to digest all the little moments, it helps me with my analysis of what I enjoyed, what felt innovative, or in this episode's case where I found it a bit lacking.
alright guys. Watching Nemesis now.
>>223665032my condolences
>>223665058It's the TNG crew . How bad could it heckin' be?!
>>223663238what you aren't glad that your stalker who wants to spend the rest of his life with you but also put you in jail for crimes against humanity wants to invite you to a subspace call no one in their right mind will join?
>>223664855>Tellarites are one of the four founding member of the Federation>Literally no one care about them, Star Trek can't even keep their physical appearance consistent They're like a retarded kid included in group activities out of pity. They're the Staten Island or Marcus Lepidus of Star Trek.
Sensors to Maximum. Wideband. Look for any signs of red hair and cute front teeth.Scan for Seltzer Water sips.
>>223664662Did FemHagrid jump from Malfoid World to Star Trek?
It is a kino concept, a non-savage ruling over Trolls / Orcs / Savage Creatures.Strong Conquering of one's shadow energy.
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This is now a crewman Martinez thread
>>223659546This guy gets it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrRwbi4x68U
>>223666035I'd like to see him on Lower Decks, explain his backstory and give him a classy send off
I have to say.Shinzon is a kino villain.
>>223666666checked
watching Lower Decks now.They really made it so that Lower Decks sleep in communal hallway bunks with no privacy? Even lower decks on Cruise Ships get their own rooms to sleep in. This is a post scarcity society.
why did these fags gatekeep humans for nearly 100 years?
>>223666902Because when they found them, they were in the middle of the WW3? Oh yeah, lets let them go into space, before they fix their own issues. What's the worst that can happen?
>>223666902It's makes more sense when you realize the Vulcans are liars, who practice a form of Satanic State Worship and blame the Human Federation for their shortcomings.
ENT is comfy and I'm mad people hated it so much back in the day making ratings plummet
>>223667038UPN was always a ratings black hole
>>223667038Yep, ENT is comfy. I rank it above DS9 in comfiness actually.Comfiness Ranking;TNG > VOY > ENT > DS9 > TOS
>>223667118please don't offer your opinions here again
>>223667118I've only seen TNG once and only up to season 7, and that was years ago, besides the really popular episodes I haven't seen most of it. I've watched 4 seasons of VOY and all of DS9 though. ENT is just comfy in a 2000s sci-fi show kind of way
i don't have a solution. but furnishing them firearms is certainly not the answer.
>>223668065they might not even have lethal ammo, nobody got shot. really with all the cock pumping they did the guns were always empty anyway.
>>223668635>with all the cock pumping they did It's called the Riker maneuver
Did Sisco and Picard meet again in some EU stuff, after Emissary? Seems like an obvious plot point they never capitalized on in TNG or DS9.
>banner for modiphius' elder scrolls game on the front page of myminifactory>their star trek stuff remains untouched since the single monopose cardassian release three years ago>no energy whip ferengi to army build everI don't even need a full body. I could pick up some barbarians in furs or something if I even had like three or four decent ferengi heads to use.
I would need exactly:>one shouting head, one closed mouth head, one smiling head>at least four different half crouched barbarians in simple furs>one whip curled, one whip extended, one hanging limp>one hand with outstretched fingers, one balled fist, maybe a pointing or curled finger hand>modiphius' female vulcan science officer for the head>a couple versions of slave leia's body in different poses for the vulcan love slave resistance force>a lirpa and a phaser to position in their handsI hate that I have to make this myself when it's so obvious there should be a Ferengi slavers vs Vulcan Love Slaves game. If I hyperfocus and do nothing else all weekend I could probably have all the files together and prepped and everything printed by next weekend, but I think I'll slow roll it and wait for black friday sales.The hardest part is going to be finding Ferengi head sculpts that aren't trash.
>ferengi whip
>>223655690it actually falls to the ground but its hard to see unless you watch the 4K UHD Full Directors Edition Restoration Cut.
>>223669065>>223669161>>>/toy/
>>223669859/toy/ has a strange culture
>>223665032>>223665846>>223666666Nemesis has a lot of kino ideas buried in a shockingly low-energy film that makes it painfully obvious no one wants to be there.With Insurrection, sure, it's not great, but you could tell everyone involved were trying to make the best movie they could. With Nemesis, it was very by-the-numbers, very, "well, we're obligated to make one more" so they just don't even try. The direction is poor outside of the action sequences, and the TNG cast are snoozing throughout the whole thing.
>>223670115except for patrick stewart's second gay action ending i really love insurrection. it's a star trek episode with a lot of time spent on the characters. its kind of a perfect epilogue to the series that generations fucked right up.
>>223670174I've always thought this about Insurrection too, it's pretty much a TNG episode (which is one of the reasons why people hated it? lol) and all seven cast members get a time to shine.Nemesis backtracks and gives it all to Picard and Data with everyone else only getting 2 or 3 lines each
>>223670174>>223670202They should've kept the original ending where the collector still blows up and Picard is still beamed away at the last second, but Ru'afo is ejected into space where the radiation makes him turn younger and younger until he fades away, but apparently the execs went "wat" and wanted him to be engulfed in flames instead. Retarded.
>>223667118>>223667157TOS is easily the most comfy
