Jeffrey Combs editionPrevious >>223709953
Give me something to watch tonight that will certifiably fuck my shit up.
>>223720313Slaughtered Vomit Dolls
>>223720313Camp Miasma. The movie will really speak to you, I'm sure.
>>223720313Humanist Vampire
>>223720275nice theme
>>223720275I finally got around to watching this film, and I'm glad that It lived up to expectations. Certified comfykino though I didn't expect the ending to be so tragic, and Ginger was hot af.
>>223709314>Thirst (2009)>Not necessarily horrorThirst is 100% a horror film
>>223720490>Stops the mom from looking in the freezer and seeing the dead body by asking "what do men want?"Kek
>>223720586the mom was hot
>>223720586>by asking "what do men want?"What do /hor/ men want?
>>223720670Vampire Jennifer Connelly
>>223720738He's right
>>223720586>>223720612>the mom was hotYes, famously so (it's Mimi Rogers ffs)
>>223720490You gonna watch the other two?
>>223720670biteable neccs
>>223720490On the DVD the rehearsal footage for GS is really interesting. You can see why Katherine Isabelle got her role whereas Emily Perkins is shit and waaaay better in the film. Not sure if it's online.
>>223720819I've heard Ginger Snaps: Unleashed is a good sequel, but I haven't heard much of Ginger Snaps: The Beginning
>>223720924I recommend both. I watched them all for the first time last year.
>>223720490>Ginger was hot afIndeed
Watched Chopping MallThis was good. Fun movie about security robots going rogue and killing people in a shopping mall. Girls are all cuties. Babs gets topless, but desu Suzee Slater is the real hot one in this. Jfc how did this hottie not get more roles?
>>223720275Based
>>223720275Yo, is that ol' Dilfy Combs?? Love that niggga>>223717583A Page of Madness
>>223721173that's from a movie where he played Lovecraft they gave him prosthetics to make him ugly
>>223720313As Above So Below
Just finished. RSOS #012I think this was my first time seeing it in a theater, though I have seen the original in one already. I'm not personally crazy about it, but it is basically perfect, it just doesn't have that magic element for me. One thing that bugs me is they first split up stupidly and have to do that blood test to get back to knowing who to trust in the group again, and then the FIRST thing they do after is split up again, kek! Lol, doesn't really bother me, but come on. I love Wilford Brimley in this, his deep sadness when he's dissecting the Thing and realizing what it is, and his cowboy goofy snarliness when he's standing off against the whole crew: "I'llll kill yu!" lolone of the greats
Horror cunny pre 2000's the omen iv was SHIT. Funnily enough, not even the worst omen
>>223721353Hot take: The First Omen is the best in the franchise.
>>223719579Reposting, lost shaw film got 5 minutes released by somebody if anybody’s interested
>>223721097help he's doing experiments on me haha
>>223721396I'm guessing this is because companies like Shout Factory are digging through their archives, I don't think the HK studios gave a shit about preserving their prints.
>>223721428gays are so fascinating to me, lol, it's like meeting someone who eats wood. they're looking at trees in the park like "yum yum gimmie!" and I'm like "lol, you wacky woodeater, your ways are so different from mine"
>>223721464eating wood you say
>>223721075i liked those funny robots
>>223721378Not a hot take, it's one of the few good modern entries in a tentpole horror franchise as well.
>>223721519c'moon, it's a little teeny tiny bit hot
>>223721439That and the guy its sourced from is only partially official at most, and judging by the timecode in the og uploaders stuff it’s the best print he could find, still. 5 minutes is better than the 0 we’ve had forever https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1BxFkzvEhZ/
>>223721559Not clicking that malware link.
>>223721538Really only debatable between the first couple but The First Omen has better looking actors and it showed the jackal's dick, it's no contest.
>>223720275Been Watching Stan Against Evil. He was in s2e4
Finished Hellraiser Bloodlines and Fallen with Denzel Washy
>>223721655Anyways, it’s the same vid but with more timescore shit and such so its not too watchable, and this seems to have been a print they had before any subtitles were applied
>>223721378I haven't seen all of them, and it's been probably 15 years since I saw the first one, so I can't comment on the relative merits of them. But The First Omen is really good.
>>223722152Simp
Holy fuck this movie is so painfully boring.
>>223721396Point is we are getting closer to a full shaw bros lineup for horror I feel
need movie with a cornfield scene not dark night of the scarecrow>>223720275kino movie love me comby. that last segment is so wheel's-off but i love it. very good practical effects throughout.
>>223722294it's not for you and that's okay
>>223722317Freddy vs. Jason probably has The cornfield scene
>>223722152The First Omen sucked. Standard feminist horror with bad CGI and a childish script.
>>223722354i think i was blind drunk last time i watched that so I should give it another look, thanks for the rec
>>223722317>need movie with a cornfield scene not dark night of the scarecrowChildren of the Corn
Wonder when a print of this one will go public
>>223722317Signs
>>223721075And it has the hallmark of all great movies, Dick Miller getting fucking rekt.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJaUZVwmj8Q
Interesting flick about the daily antics of a charismatic magician. There's some great nudity in this btw, for those who are interested.
to the anon that said the original Amityville Horror was shit: i'd slap irl so bad i'd leave ur face looking like the cornell 7 slut's ass after her gangbang
If your horror movie has someone saying "I did NOT see that coming" in it, you're a bad person.
I'm gonna do it. I'm going to watch a movie
>>223722938Noooooo! You cant do that!
>>223720357I've heard about this for like 15 years but never got around to it despite watching similar "edgy" films. It's a great rec but shouldn't I just check out Guinea Pig 2 instead?>>223720372Nope, not watching fixshit.>>223720386Great taste, I'm a big fan. I'll rewatch it sometime soon.>>223721292Gonna go with this, 'preciate it anon
Opinions on VHS Mixtape, in my opinion it finally beat Viral as the worst entry of the franchise, there was something there for the no-sound meme room but everything that came after took away the slight interest I got into at that point, my opinion on Viral is similar but at least that one was like an hour long, I had to stand this shit for almost 2 hours.
>>223722989Camp Miasa was made by someone in your community.
>>223720313Cure
>>223722989SVD is a horrible, worthless "franchise". It's just girls puking in shitty apartment bathrooms while the female narrator goes on about how she was endlessly getting raped as a child. It's lame porn by a pretentious middle aged creep.Guinea Pig 2 has ingenious effects work, a cool premise, a beautiful lead actress, and is the opposite of pretentious. I love it.
>>223720490my first and forever /hor/ crush
>>223723002The Lovecraft/Music of Erich Zann segment was ok, I liked the dream/vision sequence although to be fair it's just plugging in various Lovecraft tropes but that scene itself was fairly well done. The entire rest of the movie fell flat for me aside from one scene in the final segment and one or two jokes from the wraparound GWAR stuff. Most of the VHSs I find pretty forgettable so I can't say where it stands for me in relation to the others. But it's definitely one of the worst. The Soviet base/no sound room was a cool concept but they didn't really do enough with it imho.
>>223723067first /hor/ crush is a great question. it may well have been Emily Perkins in the It miniseries.
>>223723089>first /hor/ crushCoraline's mom
>>223723152lol, I was over 25 when this came out.
>>223723215I was 9 and I saw it in theaters
>>223723079I would have liked the Lovecraft one if everything around the cool sequence in question wouldn't have been shit, at that point it felt like just randomly watching an AI generated tiktok reel than an actual found footage story, and another case of "ok but how did they get the camera back".
>>223723229son, you got a nuclear reaction on your head
>G4m3r$ learning what a spreader bar is for the first time from a Hellraiser game
>>223722456>>223722519I've seen both of these but good recs. signs is one of my favorite movies of all time.
>>223721464Are there acutally other people in the world who eat wood? I've been eating pencil and wooden toys, graphite including since school. It's keeps my teeth strong and clean. I can't explain it.>>223722456Why are there like four of these?
>>223723348>fouroh you poor naive thing.
>>223723348
>>223723410FFS it left out the beaver teeth...
>>223723438beavers don't have beaver teeth, silly. if they did the AI would've included them. also 4chan posts just say "4chan" in the top left like that now. and also my country's name is Bonerland
>>223723438it does kinda look like a very swarthy squirrel doesn't it
>>223723410That's a marmot
Just threw on picrel, what am I in for?
>>223723438HAPPY?!??!??? *sob*
this girl has only been in 2 movies that got theatrical releases and they were Pumpkinhead and Spontaneous Combustion. pretty nice little resume for someone with less than 30 total acting credits.she also has very smooth skin.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.I'M ONLY 30 MINUTES IN.THIS IS THE KINOEST OF THE KINO OF THE KINOEST OF THE KINO.Shitposting in the 80s was on a whole nother level.This, fucking, RULES!
>>223723577kek I turned it off halfway through, I couldn't handle it
kino phone. hooper always has good props.
>>223723577glad you're enjoying it. seeing this as a kid was some kinda wakeup call, I'll tell ya. you aren't used to movies having a sense of humor that fucked up and it messes with your head instead. watching it and being the same age as the kid on the bike who gets run over the movie hits different.
>>223723289>wearing a corset and latex clothes>oh my god, not a paddle, this is craaaaaaaazyCan't stand these fake cunts.
>>223723561I'm kinda terrified now...your initial meme made me laugh even if grok forgot the teeth
>>223720313
>>223723636It's almost as if she dresses sexy and plays video games for money and doesn't want to get banned from her income source.
>>223723558Hopkins psychokino
The remake was surprisingly better than the original.
>>223723577Even the shit going on in the background is hilarious
>>2237203131408
>>223723289>>223723636Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
>>223723649Good to know I'm not the only one who watched this kino.
>>223720357These aren't real future films they're try hard obscenities.
>>223723644don't be scared of a little AI meme, anon
>>223723695/hor/ is a BDSM-friendly general
>>223722294Would you say it bored you to DEATH??
>>223720490Original is the back, but 2 & 3 are really good, too. Comfy the whole way through. Only other movie I've seen that matches the aesthetic is Night of the Demons
>>223720275Just watched pic rel, love this movie. Hate how lame and derivative the series has become.
>>223723706It is insanely underrated, especially in disturbing movie genre
>likely not going to ever get a full soundtrack release>no signs of anybody attempting to restore a print besides the one serevin used (missing a minute plus of footage as per noted by censorship listings)>extremely unlikely that the original directors cut will ever surface>only thing it gets is being put into compilations nowSucks being an euro horror fan sometimes
>>223723725kino
>>223723692>The mexican restaurant is called The Mexican PlaceThis movie never stops!
>>223723089Cute
>>223723725ed & nadine were the best part of this movie
>>223723695>G4m3r$ want sex and nudity in video games>They're completely radio silent with the new Hellraiser game
>>223723722The other one was scarier because his teeth were so big. Beavers are actually quite dangerous you see. They spend most of their life underwater and have almost no contact with humans. I heard they've even killed full grown men.
>>223723808>>223723809perfectly looksmatched couple.
>>223723833Hundreds of Beavers
>>223723833man and beaver have been foes for too long.
>>223723152Coraline's other mom can get it
>>223720924I really enjoyed the Beginning but I can see why some people don't like it. it's essentially a non canon AU set in a different time period with no connection to the first two movies but it's still extremely comfy and a really fun ride. I'd say it's just as good as the first two.
>>223723843scared the hell out of me
>>223723843lol I kept seeing that thumbnail on yootube for awhile. I just read that in 2013 a beaver 1v1'd a Belarusian man in physical combat and killed him by biting through an artery in his leg.
>>223723856>shatters your broadsword with it's front teeth>pierces your armor like a fat man opening a can of beans
>>223723596>>223723567I thought this was great. Maniacal film and I just loved the sfx.
>>223723815theyre basically the best part of anything theyre in
>>223723577It's ridiculous when you watch the "low budget" films of the 80s and they have 400 extras and a tank and amazing car chase sequences. And the low budget films now use CGI if they need a shot of outside the building.
>>223723918you need an army of accountants to embezzle so much money
>>223722317Children of the Corn, duhJeepers Creepers 2In the tall grass I think 1922Signs
>>223723935>>223723918It’s truly a devil’s game with how many fraud foids are forced upon the unwilling
>>223720275Am I in the mood for sleazy 80's horror or sleek sexy 00's horror action?
>>223723002Can't wait for V/H/S: MP3 and V/H/S: Grammaphone. I wonder if they'll be brazen enough to make V/H/S: DVD
V/H/S: Penis
VHS but the theme is AAA budget. Called V/H/S: AAAH!
VHS Beta MaxVHS Laser DiscVHS UFOVHS SUVVHS IOUVHS SHV
>>223723998they've got tons to go. I wanna see>VHS: Cryptids>VHS: Japan>VHS: Creepypastas
Confess your /hor/ sins. All will be forgiven.
>>223723998VHS BetamaxVHS MinidiscVHS VideodiscVHs Mini-dvdVHS LaserdiscVHS dataplayVHS GIFVHS Webm
>>223723998>V/H/S: DVDhahahathis will happen.
>Horror movie franchise where no movie exists at all
>>223723577tfw no blind gf circa 1984
>>223724070Lord I am growing lazy with going to the cinema and then my favourite films end up flopping. Please give me strength.
>>223724102her and Ricci in Buffalo '66 are my feminine ideals
Did they make VHS Rewind yet?
Putting on some 'Gento>Remember 'Psycho'?lol
>>223723289There's no way that's a Pinhead game
>>223722989>not watching fixshitLowlifes actually was surprisingly good, though...
>>223723949thanks i forgot about 1922 but I'm always up foe some king adaptations. i also need to revisit jeepers creepers as a whole.
So why doesnt every violent murder create curse?
>>223724133Desperate-sounding marketing >Remember Hitchcock? Well he didn't have anything to do with this, but
>>223724181kek good pull
>>223724192i am once again suggesting everyone watch sorority house massacre 3: hard to die and pay attention to the redhead's butt
>>223723067It's Danielle Harris in Halloween 4 for me, unless Daphne in Scooby-Doo in Zombie Island counts
>>223724180Something about the intensity of the murder. I mean he included a cat in the family annihilation, maybe that's it.
>>223724087my first horror crush was in the second one
>>223724199Kino
>>223724199I'm saving blatant coomkino for later in the month, but I'll try to see that one
I wanna hear /tv/'s /hor/ ideas, big and small
>>223724180crab in a bucket mentality
>>223724199>watch sorority house massacre 3: hard to diedo I need to watch the other Massacre movies first?
>>223724199Got a 1080p remux of the first movie but I am having trouble finding high quality versions of 2 & 3 :(
>>223724087Very bold of a horror series to use the world "final" in the title of their second movie.
>>223724221yes>>223724223please do>>223724264no, although it's got some weird connection to 2. idk i didn't see 2>>223724268i don't think they have high quality versions, i've never seen a copy of it that doesn't look like complete shit.
>>223724199SHM is the best trilogy in horror history and I don't even remember the first movie.
>>223724059>>223724076V/H/S: Universal Media Disk>>223724064> V/H/S: JapanI wouldn't be surprised if this happened.
