Welcome to... Devonian park
Looks cozy. Enemy Mine is sort of like that.
>>223743440saved this image a while ago.Not sure if it'll help your thread, but I liked this image.
>>223743440How did those things evolve those numbers before humans were around?
>>223743440trees were a mistake.
devonian was more kino than the cambrianthere i said it
Sharks existed before trees. Sharks don't get cancer. Some sharks can live to 500+ years old.
>>223743761Sharks can't make or watch kinos
>>223743686third post, best post
>>223743778at least one of those things is fixable
How fucked would you be if you got transported to this time period?
>>223743761>Greenlandic people look at 500 year old rotting zombie sharks and go yum
>>223743778we don't know what goes on down there. We just don't know.
>>223743440Welcome to... Permian park
>>223743812these things look like the embodiment of alzheimers
>>223743803it would suck but it's much more survivable compared to the later eras you'd have to rely on fish since fruit, flowers, and nuts weren't around then. Land would be really humid and heated but not overbearingly hot just around 30c - 80f. It would feel like being in a breathable animal planet.
I'm still gonna do it, you know.
>>223743842They actually a picture of good health (despite being blind). Scientists still don't know how they hunt though since they seem to just float along at like 10cm/hour.
>>223743440>in a world where you can't touch grass
>>223744000ah fuck
>>223744073Mosses are like tiny grass, it's fine.
>>223743889You could still be at risk of being grabbed near shores by giant fish that could breach onto land.
>>223743533100 trillion mosquitoes.
>>223743440>>223743669Is there anything you can rape?
>>223743686numbers have always been there; humans merely discovered them
>>223743440Atheists will believe this was real
>>223745613Evolution is proof of God's existence
What are some books about past ages, and their flora and fauna?
It looks so alien bros
>>223745733Looks like Florida
identify all the numbered plants WITHOUT looking them up, dino autists.
>>223745666The bible
>>223745399What do they eat?
>>223743440What freaks me out is not the lack of animals, but the completely different shapes and positions of the continents. It just shows how temporary everything we care about is. We have cultures that continually existed for thousands of years in the same geographic regions and they are proud of their heritage and claim to their land, and that land will probably be torn apart, submerged, or just disfigured in millions of years. There will no longer be a Nile river for the Egyptians. There won't be a Japan or a Europe. There will be no Africa. The borders we know of today just won't exist. The cultures we have will be barely remember. If you think the digital age will somehow help future generations learn about us easily, think again. We censor ourselves and we run out of storage space. Youtube is already lowering the bitrate of old videos, many are just outright deleted. Internet archives also delete shit all the time. Even if humanity survives millions of years, we won't remember much of our history. The industrial revolution, the internet revolution, and the current AI slop revolution will all be mentioned together as being part of the same eon. Great historic figures like Alexander and Napoleon will probably be forgotten or become minor characters in some myths. Future generations will probably take pozzed movies at face value as historic evidence and will think Achilles and Helen of Troy were black.Literally nothing you do matters anons. You are shadows and dust. Your grave will be crushed back into the underground through tectonic shifts and nothing of you will remain. Even if your grave miraculously survives, the sun will just swallow earth and the last leaving ships will just leave your fossils behind.
>>223745613nigga, there are more incredible things in Madagascar
>>223746092Lol who cares. Non- Nietzschean nihilism is for angsty teenagers going through their emo phase.
Test
>>223746092Fuck you and your bird propaganda
>>223745399Just do what the Africans do and turn them into patties. It’s a sustainable source of protein!
>>223746131Lay off the crack pipe
>>223746092>There won't be a Japan or a Europe. There will be no Africa. The borders we know of today just won't exist. The cultures we have will be barely rememberHello Rabbi, spewing your kike propoganda I see
Not a denovian creature but...he cute
>>223743919>be tiktaalik>becoming meme on TikTokWho wrote this shit, George Lucas?
>>223746092Thats nature though, no consciousness, no moraity, no thought...only "being".human exitence is a blip in this worlds history and honestly, being self aware in this universe is a certain death sentence
>>223743440as a forester and mycologist doing novel research and documenting new species in the woods this literally makes my dick perk up a bit
>>223743818Yes we do, they're trying to run a car wash down there!
>>223746092>>223746362Bunch of nihilistic mammalian fucking gobble-de-gook. Completely irrelevant to the horseshoe crab. 400 million years. Evolution? Sounds like a skill issue. One and done. Got it right the first time.
>>223746777Big boy learned a new word, didn`t he?Listen, bucko, nobodys nihilistic just because one doesn`t want to float around endlessly, without limbs or one concoiuss thought.
>>223746092Dude you are such a loser it's unreal. Who the fuck cares.
>>223743440>Soundtrack is mud bubbles bursting from plant and animal farts
>>223743440>two 1sya dun goofed
>>223743440Couldn't exist, those trees killed the earth the first time by having GIGANIGGA roots that literally cracked the Earth's mantle.
>>223743889Wow>it's just florida
>>223747311You stole my joke
Its weird to consider how alien it would feel since even the earth would be different, as our black soil is just millions of years of plant decomposition and so on, what would the soil even be like?Would the animals be actually edible by us or would they taste completely disgusting, etc.
>>223747448Imagine todays soil magnified about 100 times, that's probably what it would look like.Think the Macro land from Super Mario
>>223747404It isn't a joke though
>>2237434406>1>4>7>5>9>10>3>8>2
>>223746362>reads Blindsight once
>>223746092Then you might as well enjoy the fleeting sonoluminescent flash you call your life
>>223745940>Doesn't even go back far enough to account for Mesopotamian civilizations
>>223746935Really? Oh, sorry.
>>223747311I don't see any blacks.
>>223747487Pretty sure Florida is a joke.
>>223747848I'm pretty sure if you said that to my face I'd spit so much chewed up meth in your face you would OD on the spot.
>>223746092Yes look at the traffic and people walking down the street. Exactly that will be the same the day you die. People will continue with traffic and walking around as if nothing happened. The world will continue without you.
>>223747460In English doc!
>>223743803Good news, there is a video about this very topic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAWpLtG-kNs
>>223746777Checked. One woudl think that after 400 million years of the Earth getting fucked up and all kinds of monsters and threats evolving around you you should change. But no, these litlle cunts dont give a fuck. What is their secret?
>>223746092I like how this t-rex looks. Weird scary motherfucker.
>>223748020>What is their secret?Bottom feeders
>>223747994BEEG DIRT BEEG TREE BEEG BUG
>>223743440All my homies hate the new tuna dunkleosteus than basedentists are pushing right now.
>>223748020>What is their secret?Find a niche and fill it without getting forced into a new one. They're not just one species though, and lots of their cousins have gone extinct. Mammals get pushed out of niches a lot more often and have to adapt. Or they happen across a place with lots of open niches, like lemur in Madagascar, and they branch to fill those openings.
>>223747537Yeah this is pretty much what I am plus just grinding and saving money for early retirement. I don't even try to min max pleasure I just so whatever. I take care of my health, I enjoy healthy stuff.>>223747959They already continue without caring right now while I'm alive. They don't know whether I exist or not.
>>223743761Yes, that's bullshit made up by a company that sells s̶n̶a̶k̶e̶ shark oil, and yes.
>>223745429Erm rape didn’t really evolve until 35.7 million years after this period. Now you could make an argument that proto-aggressive flirting may have been around, but really we’re grasping at straws here with how archaic it would have been. Also, it would have involved A LOT of feathers.
>>223746131Dancing lemurs voiced by Sasha Baron Cohen aren’t real anon…
>>223749286There are some tick species that reproduce through rape.The first rape probably occurred in the Cambrian.
>>223743761Really makes you think…
>>223745590>numbers have always been there; humans merely discovered them
>>223743778>he hasn't seen Shark Tale
>>223743889What was the oxygen level at the time?
>>223749344>receded hairline on a fish
>>223745733>no where to charge my iPhoneYeah I think I’ll pass
For me? It's the Permian period and it's WIDE AND SLAMMED niggas.
>>223746935>without limbs or one concoiuss thought.Sounds kino.
>>223746092But my seed will cultivate the stars and my genetic memory will live forever with the indomitable human spirit
>>223743837this is the normal park area with out the extra bonus stuff you have to pay to watch a freaking compy.
>>223747311girl, the way I just cackled
>>223746092Oh to be 12 again and write cringe shit like this.Good times.
>>223746935>Big boy learned a new word, didn`t he?>>223749053>...I learned a new word today /tv/What's up with this overly belligerent ESL anon?
>>223749455I thought it was cringe 12 year old shit for like 30 years but now that I'm 50, I think he's right. Funny how that works out. Time is a flat circle, buddy.
>>223749307Thank you Captain Autist
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>>223749468>Time is a flat circle, buddy.Nah just your moms ass, bozo
>>223749394THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
>>223749508Liberals will look you dead in the face and tell you this is your grandad lmao
>>223749428Statistically, your male line will end in a few generations. Your "seed" will just be eggs in ovaries from that point onwards, that long forgot your Y chromosome.We will probably also become like insects, having designated artificial wombs and artificial testicles together with gene editing the sperm and eggs to create perfect humans. You won't have any legacy. Future humans will be like the character creation section in videogames. They will have nothing to do with past humans.>>223749468Yep I'm the guy he's quoting, 36. Usually people who seeth at "nihilism" are just nu-christcucks who got pushed into christcuckery as a reaction to the progressivism that was forced on the western world. In my eyes people like these are worse than the trannies libs.
>>223749307For rape to exist a species must be capable of consent, and only humans are capable of consent. Traumatic insemination, while brutal, can hardly be classified as rape. When a large male predator forcefully mates with a female of it's species it can bare some similarities to rape, but it isn't due to the level of intelligence of these animals.
>>223749547All we can do is try to enjoy the ride. It's the small amount of agency we have regarding our existence.Tried to explain all of this to my brother who is stuck in a miserable marriage in a miserable job just because he makes a lot of money. But he doesn't have kids and I don't think he even knows why he wants money.
>>>/an/
>>223749159You are wrong. Right now you can cross the street and talk to someone walking by.
>>223749483Kill yourrself
>>223749534This. If your grandfather turned into you, where did your cousins come from?Checkmark, altruists.
>>223749547>your male line will end in a few generations.Why should I care, existence is a short blink before an eternity of nothingness.My "legacy" will only matter to me while I'm alive, once I'm dead I will lack the ability to care.
>>223749508>mogs you
>be synapsid niggers >even the earth hates you so much it wants you extinctfuck mammals, permian extinction - best day of my life
>>223745318For me it's the Rizz-odus
>>223749574yeah that and black people
>>223745399erm, mosquitos didn't exist during the Devonian period CHUD. Heh, beat him with FACTS and LOGIC, nothing personnel kid
>>223749394Moschops and Anteosaurus have some extremely creepy faces, like a distorted human.
>>223746248frenn shaped
>>223749547DNA is DNA. Those that are doing gene editing still have to select from a stock that already exists. Also, I had many ancestors who had many offspring that will still be that stock selected. You’re trying too hard to poke holes in my shit, Mr. Crab in a Bucket
>>223749354Depending on early vs late. About half of what it is during the early period and about what it is now during the late period. The CO2 also got really high during that period(5000ish PPM), so that would suck to breathe long term.
>>223749587only thing this lil nigga mogging is a tick from the Cambrian era lmao
But what of the Soul?
>>223746092You have brown or black skin.
>>223746777>>223748020>>223748168>>223748427Have you not seen the webm of the horseshoe crabs tied up to a milking machine, and drained of their blood? Sure it's to produce medicine, but that sounds like>he didn't evolve so good
>>223750019They got released right after>live right next to a milking lab and know the bubba they hired to catch all the crabs and release them after Apparently the blood cured cancer and then the program got shut down, but that could just be local hearsay…
>>223745590prove it
>>223749550>only humans are capable of consentHow many animals have you raped anon
>>223743440What cool animals lived back then?
>>223745399And aren't they also enormous
>>223750127Raped? None. Inseminated? Several. Next question.
>>223743761I learned this from that Samuel l Jackson shark movie
>>223746777Keep thinking you know everything. Some animals are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they're leading.
>>223750620>then after we drain half the blood of these monstrosities we release them back into the wild>what? why do they wash up on shore so often? Oh no reason.
>>223750402Let me guess you need more.
You fools! THE ROOTS PENETRATED BEDROCK AND DUMPED PHOSPHORIC MINERALS INTO THE SEAS WHICH RESULTED IN MASSIVE ALGAE BLOOMSWHEN THAT SHIT SANK AND ROTTED IT DISSOLVED ALL THE FUCKING OXYGEN IN THE WATER!THE TREES THEMSELVES KILLED THE ATMOSPHERE BY OUTPUTTING CO2 ON AN E-L-E SCALE!YOU FOOLS! THIS IS WHERE GLOBAL COOLING BEGAN!
>we>are>stardust!>NOTHINGNESS somehow EXPLODED into space, time, energy and the laws of physics>after this random atoms flew around for NO REASON until they randomly happened to create the extremely delicate and precise conditions life could exist in on earth, thanks to the nothing that exploded exploding into just the right subatomic conditions that could support consciousness>then the random atoms started to become alive because... well because they just randomly did, okay. they started to replicate by accident and made germs>and the germs changed into fish that randomly by pure chance particle spasms developed into extremely complex organs to capture light and represent images to a conscious brain that had a precisely balanced chemical makeup that the random spastic atoms from the big morning that created everything happened to make>and then these water breathing fish started to breathe oxygen because... well because of the autistic whizzing aimless atoms, and then in a gorillion years the fish were monkeys because... because they just fucking were!!!!>and that’s why you are here>and everything you see and can conceive of just happens to be there because of the unconscious totally senseless collision of atoms that the nothing created that somehow just happened to pinball until they made an accurate representation of reality inside the most complex organ in existence and this was all meaningless and random and just happened to occur>oh yes, and despite all this my specific political, moral and scientific beliefs about this ludicrously insane complicated world my random atom brain that exists on extremely delicate perfect conditions just happened to evolve to understand, and that the determined and causal chemicals in said brain made me believe, are undeniably true and you’re a chud if you don’t think the same!
>>223750666Based retard
>>223750680Need? Not need so much as it’s more of a deep desire biologically. It’s simple science really.
>>223748273>achtually it was the worlds only non streamlined large aquatic predator! It was incredibly small and slow and fat and it hunted by uh...unknown! >What about its relatives that dont have body shapes like that? What about convergent evolution, no other animals with similar lifestyles have had that shape? What about actual fossils we actually have in our possession that millions of people come and view each year that are bigger than your estimates?>uhh well those are good points but I wrote a paper so I'm automatically right. I sure am Iucky paleontology fans have never heard of the appeal to authority fallacy!I love prehistoric life but I fucking hate paleontology, backwards incestuous field full of fucking morons. We proved birds were dinosaurs decades ago for example and people are still arguing over whether or not they were cold blooded and basing their reconstructions on lizards and alligators.>uhh based on their brain sizes relative to their bodies, even the smartest dinosaurs were "about as dumb as a really dumb mouse"! Yes, those multi ton bipedal hunters who needed to navigate rough terrain at high speeds where a single misstep means death were basically insects. Oh what, you're saying that their brains were structured like modern birds, their LIVING DESCENDANTS, and thus our estimates about their intelligence based on brain shape and size were completely wrong? That never occurred to us somehow!Every fucking year I hear about some SHOCKING NEW REVELATION in Paleontology that any intelligent person should have been able simply intuit based on basic logic ages ago.
>>223750803all of that still makes much more sense than whatever kike shit you believe no matter how much you try to make it seem insane
>>223750889>kike shitKikes hate jesus
