did walt jr get to have sex?
Freakazoid thread
>>223833564rude
Imagine having a flailing, pointless retard for a son. You’d love him, but hate him at the same time.
>>223833552She looks so bad these days.
>>223833605bogged
>>223833523ETSUBATSU
>>223833609
>>223833523i miss etsubatsu posting
>>223833552>>223833575>>223833609MAID doesn't sound so bad now
>>223833523>at my kid's swim meet yesterday>the serene mindset i've managed to settle into among the sounds of the crowd, whistles, buzzers and air conditioning is suddenly shattered by a shouted "SAMWIDGE?">the half-moaned question is repeated three times before some family member says "not yet, you still have to swim first, you'll get too full">the wretched soul inhabiting an adult male body points and, again, asks "SAMWIDGE?">"no, you'll throw up if you have that before your swim, eat these apple slices">with the world's most perplexed look he begins picking apple slices out of a ziploc bag, taking a bite and then putting the half-slice back before grabbing another>i stop paying attention to him, eventually hear "BRETZAL?" being asked as he walks away with a bag of goldfish crackers, past the "no food or drink beyond this point" sign>about a half hour later this guy is on one of the diving podiums for his heat, and the whole crowd of people in front of me are cheering at him and such, which was striking considering how many in that group were actively doing their best to ignore his earlier unignorable interjections>buzzer goes off and he's just standing there alternating between grinning and looking totally confused>shouts "BRETZAL?" a few times while his swim coaches are like "dude, jump in, it's time" all wielding those social services smiles that never reach the eyes>"BRETZAL? SAMWIDGE?">this genuinely goes on while the other lanes go through 3 more events, and I just tune it out>eventually he walks back in front of me all soaked and this crowd of people is congratulating him and talking to him while he gets more and more distressed over pretzels and sandwiches>see him sitting amongst the event staff at their tables eating his sandwich and pretzels while whipping his head around a bunch>right as everyone is packing up at the end of the event he throws up all over one of the only 2 ways around the poolsty for the chance to vent
>>223833585the most scared i've ever been were when my wife was pregnant and countless worries of retardation or bad health plagued me.i basically said "oh thank god" whem they told me our firstborn needed some extra care due to a bit of jaundice at birth. that's temporary and fixable so it was basically equivalent to perfect health in my mind
>>223833683That kid must be an adult now
>>223833672from this to that
>>223833683That's because the old documentaries were deleted on Youtube. If someone reuploads it again you'll see people talk about it.
>>223833749https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKsHPvvb-Hg
>>223833718get samwidged and bretzeled, nerd
>>223833781to be fair i'd have taken three of him over the two kids with uncaring parents that blared cartoons and tiktoks for the entire second half of the whole thing
How the FUCK is euthanasia not allowed for these retards?
>>223833835man, fuck that shit. if i even so much as break a leg, just fucking put me down mang
/ETSUBASU/ general?
>>223833523HI WOOWIE
>>223833523God I wish that were me
An acquaintance of mine has a kid about 12 years old - complete non verbal, wears a diaper, throws shit (and his own literal shit), punches himself, etc. They have tried literally every magical austism cure - flew him down to Antigua to get stemcells injected into his brainstem, putting "Miracle Mineral Supplement" (chlorine dioxide) into his drinking bottles and asking the daycare he attended to administer that daily (which got CPS called on them), and just only recently have come to terms that the boy isn't curable. The burden that he will be on them until they die and the rest of his siblings is staggering.
>>223833779>Board above his desk explaining what metaphors, alliteration and similes areYeah, I doubt he’s ever gonna grasp the intricacies of those. Your son can count to potato, and that’s about it. Also, I’d be wearing a mouth guard if I had to wrangle him like that. All it takes is a stray elbow and then he’s knocked all your teeth out.
>>223833734Your kid was the Yellow Bastard kek
>>223833853a leg would heal, this last a lifetime
It should be legal to euthanize people like this.
>>223833718This reminds me of that episode of Just Shoot Me where the photographer's brother was pretending to be retarded his whole life to be treated better.You should have went to him and told him pic related.
>it's another 4chan making fun of people with disabilties thread
>>223834044ETSUBATSU>runs full speed head first into the closest wall
>>223833523If I had a retarded kid id tell my wife to get an abortion or id leave her, if we found out late id put him up for adoption. Theres no way id life the rest of my life as a caretaker for some retard.
>>223834062Don't you have a Warwick Davis thread to spam?
>>223833779do you think she jerks him off and shows him those big milkers?
>start banging some coworker>single mom but pussy game ridiculous, tightest I ever had>she doesn't even mention the word condom>I'm a retarded coomer nigger so I just roll with it, I pull out and she says she's on the pill and that's enough for me>find out her son is a gigasperg who only speaks gibberish>i ghost her after a few weeks (different departmens at work thank god)>she texts me a few weeks later saying she might be pregnant >felt like my life was literally over>had a shitty as hell job because it was something to pay the rent while going to college>I was probably going to have to deal with the little retard and my own might come out retarded to>probably would have to drop out of college tooThe relief I felt after she finally said she wasn't pregnant is something I can't even put into words
>>223834044Someone call this guys tard wrangler
>>223833747I kinda feel bad for her. If there was MAID she won't have a burden and she'll be able to give birth to a normal kid.
>>223834421maybe
>>223834528Honest question, what's stopping me from pretending the kid isn't mine if I was in a situation like this?
>>223834567What the actual fuck is this clip lol.
>>223833672She looks fine. Still would
>>223834579Nothing but you can't dodge paternity tests forever.
>>223833523Imagine killing the little retard, then, after she weeps or whatever, you make your move, she's secretly thanking you for giving her her freedom back. Then you make her take a nice, warm, long bath, the kind she hasn't had in years. And then.. oh well, this is a BLUE board, but you can imagine where it goes from there.
>>223834528nigga walking on air after that
>>223834567thats his mom btw
>>223834567What in the world? This is not JAV, r-right?
Im out, this thread is making me derpressed, Im hiding it, dont even want to remember it
>>223834612I hope that's not true but regular moms fuck their regular sons in japan and korea during college exam season. Chinks are bugs.
>>223833523>>223833552>>223833575>>223833609Can't they just feed him weed until he's baked? Isn't that the best solution?
>>223834662You watch too much JAV, my friend.
>>223834684>weedYou want him to have schizophrenia?
>>223834382not right now
>>223834382Nigga we can multitask
>>223834584https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HErf4OELzYk
>>223834712I can't find much on it but it is worth noting that incest is legal in japan. >>223834728No but his reality can't be much better. I'd rather he be docile.
