Spoony announces he's bringing an end to the Spoony Experiment and possibly the Noah Antwiler experiment, judging from the tone of this
I know how he feels.
>>223915357Self-fellating publically and displaying your depression like this is so embarassing. Get a job faggot
What causes the compulsion in e-celebs to publicly humiliate themselves before acking?
>>223915918parasocial relationships can run both ways
>>223915823They're more on-topic than malfoid threads, which are allowed apparently.
>>223915357I thought this dude killed himself like 10 years ago
>>223915357What a fucking pathetic faggot, but what else can you expect from someone who hates FFVIII.
>>223915357>June 18thyes we know post new content or fuck off you mongoloid content baiter
>>223915357what the hell does that even mean? dude needs someone to check on him
>>2239153571. "Announces?" This was 4 months ago, bro.2. I know what it's like to grieve and never let go of things, but... April was a girlfriend. A girlfriend Spoony broke up with a decade ago. She didn't die or anything. It's just a breakup. Are they really that traumatic?
>>223915357So in 10 years when you millennials turn 50 are you still going to make threads about Spoony and Chibi at GDQ and G4TV and Rooster Teeth and all this stupid shit that hasn't been relevant in over 10 years? Did all your lives end 30 years ago? Holy shit you people are pathetic
>>223916424Go put your cage on and watch Hasan lil gup.
>>223915357What a stupid loser. The platforms won't let him succeed? He could stream himself playing retro games and make bank off superchats. He could recut his old videos into Youtube shorts to drive people to his channel. He could batwing his nutsack on OF and people would pay to see it. You literally can't fail on the modern internet if you have an established viewerbase. Even DSP still earns more than Drs in some medical specialties. Fucking idiot.
>>223916454Start a family already you old pathetic fuck you are almost out of time
>>223916484Pay for my social security, slave.
>waaaah I have to review video games for a livingServes him right for talking shit about FFX
>>223916504You didn't earn SS because you NEET'd all life old loser
>>223916532So angry, so impotent.
Depressed people deserve it about 90% of the time. They refuse to do anything that might actually help their lives. They just take happy pills that kill them.
>>223916424Find another scapegoat, broccoli head.
>>223916570>impotentsays the 40 year old childless loser>>223916583I am not scapegoating anything. Just stating how pathetic you 40 year old losers are still bringing up Spoony even though he gave up years ago. Move on with your lives holy shit
April dumped him like 10 years ago. Thats an insane amount of time.
>>223916521FFX was a disaster and only utter retards enjoyed it
>>223916532 wait.... that's not how social security works though right? Or do you actually need to have a job to get social security later in life? I was under the impression it was for everyone once they reached a certain age... did I fuck up my whole life?
The world's worst bait poster is trying his hardest right now. It's kind of cute.
>>223915357It he was just a self obsessed low IQ sperg like Linkara he could have shat out the Spoony Movie and moved on with his life. But he had just enough self awareness to know those movies were cringe and retarded so he got paralyzed and ruined his own life. In summary, retards stay winning.
>>223916630The well is running dry, because of boomer, browns and politician abuse of it
>>223916630You voluntarily pay into social security. Most people dont notice to amount and you have to deliberately go out of your way to opt out on your pay checks.After you hit 67 or so you can start withdrawing money if youve been paying in. But some people dont pay in or work under the table or take cash. None of that goes into social security.
>>223916630Social Security is determined based on how much you put in your entire life so most of you NEETs will never get it
I have absolutely zero respect for people with “depression”Just grow up and do something with yourself you faggot
>>223915357In the time it took him to wring that stupid millennial tweet dump he could have clicked "Go Live" on YouTube and made $1,000
>>223916678WHAT THE FUCK im looking this up now, no one ever said this is what social security actually was, I was under the impression its something everyone gets after a certain age??? Have I been lied to??
>>223915357If he came back it would become all too obvious that he can't compete in today's ecosystem.
>>223915357nofap + cold showers would have fixed all his problems
>>223916778yeah dude its basically just retard insurance to keep old people from becoming a public or financial burden
>>223916630>Or do you actually need to have a job to get social security later in life?in a just worldi wish all the people who have accepted government assistance (they didn't pay into; so took more than they provided) would either be straight up slaughtered or made to fight against each other in a televised combat arena for blood stakes, whichever honestly. any white person who justifies this is worse than a nigger. literally below a nigger. any white man who talks about being proud about not working should be vaporized, instantly, without question.
>>223916778you'll still get medicare elder chud
>>223916778lmaooo dumbass enjoy floating between homeless shelters after the age of 55 cuz ur family doesnt want anything to do with you and you never worked a day in ur life for anything. hard work always pays back something, even in a system where it seems to be nothing, at least my future is secure despite killing myself with labour :^)
>>223916873>t least my future is secure despite killing myself with labour :^)
>>223916843Cry more and pay your taxes.
>Spoony announces he's bringing an end to the Spoony Experiment and possibly the Noah Antwiler experiment, judging from the tone of thisWhat the fuck does this gibberish mean and what does it have to do with television and film
>>223916873>labourWhy is a subhuman speaking on my American website?
>>223916922Spoony was quite a bit bigger than Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad in his heyday, and is still more famous than any Hollywood star.
>>223916944This. More people know The Spoony One than fucking Zendaya or Hunter Schafer or whoever these zoomoids are obsessed with lol.
>>223916922You're the same retard who's going to be crying when the year of the spoony comes like no one warned you. We did and you failed to prepare. Now suffer the consequences.
>>223916984People that are brainbroken by youtube are far worse than the ones broken by twitter. Only children know who these e-celebs are.
>>223917002You're breaking down, you aren't even making any sense anymore.
>>223917002You know you have the option of not going into a thread about a longstanding board meme and crashing out over it, right? Like you can just click to a different thread.
Working at a game store sounds a lot like working at a gun store.
>>223915357He's a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!
>>223917033Wow I honestly thought "Counter Monkey" meant totaling up dice rolls or something related to RPG math. IDK how I didn't realize he was talking about the physical counter of a game store.
>>223917033>>223917093I have gone years thinking it's some Shadowrun lingo I didn't know. What a strange picture.
>>223915357I'll never understand why he doesn't just do a podcast.
>>223918394I mean any and all questions as to why he doesn't just do X or Y will always come back to "He's mentally ill." If he could snap out of it he would have, if he was going to positively adjust and help himself he would have, but he hasn't. He's probably not getting out of where he is without some combined psychiatric\therapeutic care, and odds are he's never going to get that even if he wanted to. Shit sucks. But there's no great mystery, his brain is all wrinkled in a bad way. >>223915934is right.
>>223916795Yeah, I think fear of failure is his biggest stumbling block at this point.Going back to YouTube would put his skills to the test, and he's probably afraid he'd upload a video and either nobody would watch it, or people would watch it and not like it, and then he wouldn't have that comfort in the back of his mind that says "well, if you DO ever return, people will love whatever you do"
>>223919075No question about it. He probably isn't even able to inhabit the Spoony headspace these days. But should such a thing be possible down the road, discarding the video portion of everything would be a huge load off his back. Baby steps. The few eps he did with Brad back in the Stone Age were perfectly serviceable.
>>223917036Lol does he really think Elon Musk is a Nazi?
what a stupid fucking thread OP you suck cocks and should die screaming under a sheet of burning plastic
>>223915357Good that he finally admits it's his fault. That's step forward
>>223915808Holy based
It ain't over 'til it's over. Year of the Spoony is still possible while Noah Antwiler is still with us.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUkicTTAt-I
>>223919450He is on Bluesky now. What do you think?Even Brad is on Bluesky ffs.All these content creators you grew up with? Yeah they were always that way politically. Gamergate and Trump is just when you really noticed it. Doug just hides it better than the rest of them and idiots on Kiwi Farms thinks he is "based" now just because BreadTube hates him for being too centrist/uninvolved.
>>223918394He prefers to pity party.Part of his downfall was not his own fault but people that were out to break him. But part of it was his own doing as well.
>>223915357What a pathetic loser kek. He was handed a cushy life making easy money from his bedroom and he even fucked that up.
>>223916424>waaaaaahhhhhh things happened once that I was not there for yet waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhMillennials are pathetic. But so are you. >le generationsBoomers, Gen X, Millennials and Zoomers (I reserve judgement on Alpha because some of them are literally still shitting diapers) are all uniquely horrible in their own respective uniquely horrible ways.
>>223922236Could be worse. He could have gone down the route of pic related. At least Spoony won over LordKat in the end.
>>223915357Dude lost his mind over this foid?! Damn
>>223919193Thats probably the biggest part of why.
>>223915357Someone tell him the solution is to cut off his dick and start dressing like a woman
>>223922287Where you even alive yet when he and Scarlett broke up? That shit was even crazier.
>>223916603t.lindsay ellis
I don't understand why he didn't work as an excel monkey in some tabletop store and do some media shit on the side.
He's an egomaniac.He could easily make a living as a panelist on some other person's channel. All he has to do is sit there and react. But he won't do that, because that's beneath him.
>>223922327>lindsay ellisIs a millennial/xennial/whatever. And not exactly prone to being the most self aware one ever either.
>>223922173>>223922173>Yeah they were always that way politicallyObjectively no, most of them have outright denounced their old classics that are considered "problematic" now. They're just cowards who shift their supposed views along with the crowd, same as most entertainers.
>>223922348She came back to YouTube after her book reviews called her anti-Semitic
>>223922343>old work that is considered "problematic" nowLinear progressive orthodoxy considers edgy 2000s liberal quirky ironic humor problematic now too yes.All the edgy stuff back then were not some sincere chud shit. It was taking the piss. But that stopped being okay with the orthodoxy in 2010s too.
>>223915808trvthvkeit's just a cry for compliments
>>223922359See >>223922374
>>223922367Thats not it. She has actually regained a lot of good will since the whole shit storm in 2021 by doing the liberal zionist sympathy thing for Palestine. She still keeps most stuff behind the Nebula paywall though. Something feels a bit off lately though with the whole weird cruise video and everything.
>>223922308>we get the year of the spoony>we get the spoony movieBut is this a price worth paying?
>>223919480No but tell us what you really feel.
>>223917033Years ago I remember reading some really schizo out there shit that Spoony and Razörfist are actually the same person. It would be like the "Alex Jones is Bill Hicks" of online video content creators kek.
>>223922334Its not ego.He is literally bipolar iirc.
>>223915357>>2239158082pbp. This self-deprecating faggotry is just annoying. What's wrong with finding value in raising dogs? Does he hate dogs? What a fucking asshole.
>>2239227874chan truly is spectacular. What a garbage forum culture that picks apart literally anything under the sun just to shit on it and be all cynical about anything and anyone. I am done participating in it. I need to shower off ever having been here.Until I come crawling back that is.
>>223922439Back when ol’ Spoon could pull it off, imagine him doing it today…
>>223915357>aprilthe whale?
>>223922879You could at least use this bit for a post that isn't 100% correct.
>>223922280He would be a world-famous gaming journalist now if it weren't for spoony
>>223923029Would probably have trooned out anyway
>>223917033Fucker should own a game store at this point.
>>223922431She has a kid to deal with now although I can't imagine her doing any work since she has basically been doing bullshit internet projects for 20 years.
>>223915357These little self-pitying posts that he makes clearly fishing for attention, pity, and headpats are so pathetic, and him acknowledging how pathetic it is doesn’t cancel that out.Back when the chats in the myriad Mystery Science Theater 3000 streaming channels were more active, he would occasionally pop in and make bad riffs to the movie, while ignoring anyone who actually tried to engage with him. I can guarantee that he would do that just for the occasional ego and validation boost.
>>223916630Just move to the Netherlands or somewhere and you'll get $3-4k per months for nothing.
>>223919260Na, not having a pack of hyenas screaming at him to make something every day for 20 years giving externalised form to his self-doubt; that would be a load off his back. Looking at a man so consumed by his own illness that he can't function in his daily life and seems to be teetering on the edge of suicide every other month, and thinking "Wow I need a podcast with THAT guy!" is quite frankly sick. I hope you realise it, and I hope everyone else realises it. What the guy needs is to not be treated as a lolcow by people who should have moved on a long time ago.
>>223923224This.
>>223916347Didn't he handle the breakup with his girlfriend before that super poorly too? I think the guy's just bad at coping with that sort of thing.
