post Malfoid / Draconia/Dracaena Malfoy content and fanfiction previous >>>>223913465
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WELL CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT, NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>>223917601>NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?20 kids at least
her as a giga-stacy is the best version, sloppers need to stabilize the face around that and canonize it
>>223917537https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uzzVUMouHI
>>223917537Gay.
>>223917636Nah, it's a matter of taste and the others are good too. I like that there are several very different ones.
>Potter better hurry.
someone post the animated daily prophet cover please
>>223917537This has existed as long as the books haveEven before the movies book readers were enlightened enough to understand draco shouldve been a girl lolThat would have required rowling to be a good writer thoughIdeally, you should have had the three mains and girldraco be in each of the houses instead of the all be griffendor>harry - griffindor>hermoine - ravenclaw>weasley - hufflepuff>malfoid - slytherinIt literally writes itself but rowling is too retarded to have made good decisions with her story lolAnywaysPost your FAVORITE malfoid fanart. I will not be accepting AIslop
>>223917682>liking girls is gayfuck off kike
>>223917726>Post your FAVORITE malfoid fanart
>During Fake Moody's lessons where he puts the students under the Imperius curse, Malfoid kisses Harry and pretends Moody made her do it
>>223917726>That would have required rowling to be a good writer though>Ideally, you should have had the three mains and girldraco be in each of the houses instead of the all be griffendorEven when I was a kid I knew that was the case.
>>223917713
>>223917731Draco Malfoy is a boy
>>223917701she's yearning
>>223917758ok?we're talking about dracaena here tho
>>223917726>Post your FAVORITE malfoid fanartThat's like asking who's your favourite child, but have this one.
why can't she be real, anons?
>>223917758yeah no shit, but this isn't a thread about Draco Malfoy
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792801191672464.mp4
>>223917785if she was real, she would sullied by modern society, tiktok and instagram
>>223917537I love her so much so sexy and goddess i need she my wife
>>223917794Only mudbloods know what those are. Are Malfoid would never.
>>223917778>>223917786Draco Malfoy, you will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>223917794i like to think she'd be strong enough to say "fuck no" to all of that shit
>>223917740He's got good ears and a sharp eye. Fake Moody would clock this hard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbV3qODiBGc
>>223917794>sullied by modern societyShe's a high-tier aristocrat. Dressing and behaving like the rabble is not in her character. She'd more than likely enjoy shitting on tiktok and instagram whores.
>>223917789lol
>>223917814>>223917816>>223917821if she was real, there will be no magic, no secret wizard society, no nothingshe would grow up as another girl in this clown world and get manipulated into hating men by other women
>>223917701I also liked your previous version
>>223917853One for the phone, and one for the desktop!
>>223917820>"Of course he denied it! He knows what my father would do to him!"
>>223917785>buy cute blonde sex doll>buy Slytherin costume.>play Harry Potter soundtrack at home >install small speaker behind her head >use ai chat to talk to her.
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>>223917726she did some things right though. draco is basically a girl >'Professor Tofty is free, Potter,' squeaked Professor Flitwick, who was standing just inside the door. He pointed Harry towards what looked like the very oldest and baldest examiner who was sitting behind a small table in a far corner, a short distance from Professor Marchbanks, who was halfway through testing Draco Malfoy. >'Potter, is it?' said Professor Tofty, consulting his notes and peering over his pince-nez at Harry as he approached. 'The famous Potter?' >Out of the corner of his eye, Harry distinctly saw Malfoy throw a scathing look over at him; the wine-glass Malfoy had been levitating fell to the floor and smashed.
>>223917815
Sissy hypno general? Count me in.
>>223917848>there's no such thing as cute blondes who don't hate men
>>223917785She's too based
>>223916584the youtube that used to upload these got terminated. I have a few of his vids saved luckily
Considering downloading and editing one of my favourite fics to replace Daphne Greengrass with Malfoid.
>>223917934if that makes you happy, then go ahead anon
>>223917917none like malfoidat best you'll get a whore
>>223917785you can find plenty of rich evil blond girls in Norway and Sweden.
>>223917932it's https://x.com/katechon_studio
https://x.com/katechon_studio/status/2112515767157600630Can someone turn this into a webm? I like it when she gets oatmeal on her face
>>223917964giga stacy
>>223917961but i don't want to hear "HINGA DINGA DURGEN" when we make love
>>223917961>>223917785>>223918035or russia.I've unironically "met" a russian woman who looked almost exactly like that, a bit older, same body, same kind of dress, light brown hair.also, when I say met, I mean I paid her for a bdsm seance.
>>223917875goals
>>223917789Top kek.
>>223918043>a bdsm seancego on
>>223918022kek
>>223917757she made for big brown penis
>>223918043no thank you, i despise whores
>>223918022>finish watching this>random blowjob video start playinghuh
>>223917577>>223917588observed
>>223918022why does the AI give malfoy those ridiculous anime blushes?
>>223918056well you know, the classics.t ied me up and did things to me.she had nice feet too.the fun part is that I had no idea what she looked like or her age so I was expecting something bad.. but then, I see this >>223918043 when she opens her door.I went back multiple times.
>>>/trash/
>>223917964>>223918022this one is funny too but it needs subshttps://x.com/katechon_studio/status/2112636387711209745
>>223918096no woman look like she here I cry
>>223918096her feet look like they could use a massage
>>223918111that's the koreans forcing it.I don't understand why they do this.
>>223918046>>223917875
>>223918111asians keep adding it for some reason, wish they wouldn't
>>223918119>>223918137
>>223918133did she say "avoid the communist"?
>>223918153some of them are ridiculous
>>223918159>avoid the commoners
>>223918178oh...that makes more sense
>>223918167NTR phenotype
https://x.com/katechon_studio/status/2113077598188118290I like this one too for the off shoulder look. The AI fucks up and blends her skin and shirt together sometimes though
>>223918157nice feet but everything else about this slop sucks. harry is not meant to be the literal gigachad in glasses, and malfoid's hair isn't even the correct colour
>>223918167they don't know how to do it naturally
>>223918214i don't know why but when i first opened that image i thought she was in skyrim
>>223918199skank lol
>>223917537ai tranny slop
it's going to be funny when the tv show starts and people immediately upload scenes with malfoid instead of malfoy.
>>223918339Are there actually people here who give a single shit about the upcoming TV show?
>>223918361not me
>>223918302no, she's a proper lady
>>223917758Cope & Seethe, Sir Trans-a-Lot.
>>223918383She farts in her sleep
>>223918397that's okay
>>223918334
>>223917799Saar
WHEN DOES THE YEARNING PAY OFF
>HHHAAAAARRRRRYYYYYYYYY>DID YOU FUCK A SLYTHERIN GIRL IN THE COMMON AREAS?professor I->SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ORPHAN FUCK BEFORE I FINISH WHAT TOM STARTED>dumbledor's voice stretched calmly>SLYTHERIN SLUTS ARE FOR RAPING, NOT FOR CONSENSUAL OR ROMANTIC SEXbut->SNAKESLUTS ARE NOT FOR RELATIONSHIPS HARRY>YOU THINK I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF THE BLONDES? I'VE TAKEN MANY SNAKEBUSSY'S IN MY DAY, YOUNG POTTER. I STILL YEARN FOR HEARING THOSE SLYTHERIN BOYSLUTS SQUEALI'm not gay, professor, I'm not a fag>YOU WILL BE WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP DATING THAT GREEN BITCH MALFOID>FUCK HER ALL YOU WANT, POTTER, BUT CEASE THE MOMENT SHE CONSENTSI don't understand>SLYTHERIN IS THE HOUSE OF THE RAPED, HARRYI thought that was hufflepuff->THEM TOO
>>223918415I'll tell you when I find the answer
cuddles with malfoid
>>223918397classy witches don't fart, she has a spell that gets rid of farts in her belly so it never passes her butthole
>>223917815Still not Draco, troon.
>>223918437alright theni will keep trying to cope until you dopic related
>>223917537JA Vazquez's remake is absolute cinema.The Yule Ball https://youtu.be/h48q8tXo8mESectumsempra Incident https://youtu.be/g6jjXAASi_QRoom of Requirement https://youtu.be/6lmpor6tUSU
>>223917815>old women and women who get hysterectomies are not real women
>>223918415when you better yourself, get a good job and in shape, then you'll find a nice blonde girl who treats you like shit publicly but is a cuddly lover privately
>>223918576nta but I already got in shapewhat I can't do is get a good job because I don't know how. I don't know what to do with my life and I'm already 34yo
>>223918655just b urself
>>223918549
Thread theme https://youtu.be/bbb55OuctqU
>>223918666myself is this, being in my room 24/7 yearning for a fictional character
>>223917577Bowser turns into female and then what? Nothing happened. It's all just degenerate goon art. They can't even do a fanfic where Princess Peach is a villain.
>>223918655You're halfway there then if you're already in good shape. Start from the ground up job wise.
>>223917577I've literally never heard of bowsette or the petra parker tranny shit
>>223918729Cutie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9m1SwSe1nEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q1WRCkyquQ
>>223916878>people like you are the reason why the world is fucked up right now>there's nothing wrong about liking just one girl in your entire fucking life. Idiot.This is an epic fantasy romance. If it were just the mundane chronicles of a sensible anybody, he would marry Ginny and be welcomed warmly into the extended Weasley family and that would be it. The whole point of the Malfoid romance is the epic scope.If we were writing a sweet and sentimental romance about Joe the Baker who fell in love with Susie Schoolteacher at first sight, and brought her a fresh donut every Friday as an excuse to hit on her until he went off the war. He survived and showed up one Friday morning with a donut and a wedding ring. She says yes and they go on to have a big family. He keeps giving her a donut every single Friday for their entire lives until she's visiting him on his deathbed. He has the nurse bring in a donut because it' Friday and he still loves her like the day they met. She cries, the audience cries, everbody cries and its a wonderful story of enduring love.But it would not be the fucking story of Harry Potter, and certainly not Malfoid.
>>223918576define "in shape" because i have no desire to be a faggot gymcel who spends all day lifting weights so he can attract some shallow whore who would just cheat on him with someone with bigger muscles anywayi dropped out of high school so there isn't a lot of options for me in terms of jobs (and no i won't do a trade, i tried that for a month and i wanted to kill all my coworkers and then myself)
>>223918718>Start from the ground up job wise.that's the problem thoI don't know what's the "ground up". I don't know where to start. I don't have the means to get a degree anymore. I wasted all my 20s and half my 30s trying to get one, only to fail. I dropped out 3 times
>>223918746nobody said harry fell for malfoy at first sight, retardI'm just saying that harry or malfoy shouldn't date anyone else. This retarded thinking of "oh you should date other people to gain experience and mature" is what is wrong with this world
>Sooooo what if we use AI and put Shinji and Asuka in the Harry Potter franchise?
>>223918762>gymcel who spends all day lifting weightsnta but you only need 1 hour and you can do it at homethat's what I did anyway
>>223918741
>>223918742>It was all a dreamI USED TO READ QUIBBLER MAGAZINE
>>223918762do you have a tummy or manboobs? You don't need to be shredded, just have some weight to you at least
>>223917821Amelia was a cute prototype, but this is the feminine ideal of our time. JKR would be mad not to include her in the new show somehow. She could do an alternative universe plot or something. Or she could be Draco's sister.
>>223918765degrees are only good for STEM stuff. Literally just get a retail job if you have nothing, it's a starting point and you might meet a cute coworker
>>223917794
>>223917785Wait a generation. The Malfoids will come.
>>223918847or just one week. Halloween will be tons of women dressing up as her.
>>223917821she only exists because of AI tiktokers, retard
>>223917821
>>223918970i hate these dancing tiktok videos like you woudn't believe
>>223916584>>223917932https://x.com/katechon_studio/status/2112987331766477119>>223918022https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792899747481162.mp4>>223918133https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792899683600359.webm
>>223917948At the risk of sound like a complete fag, I'll tell you something. I get where you're coming from. I used to be like that, and I missed out on a lot. A lot of women are severely damaged, in both mind and body. However, one day, you'll come across one that isn't that bad. If you're a strong man, she'll let you save her.
>>223918980
>>223917537>>>/trash/Wake up mods
funny and cute:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqX1aZ0Ve74
>>223918983any chance to get them small enough so I can spam them on threads here?
>>223918980this one is cute though
>>223918668Being multiple levels of fictional, the gender-flipped Draco Malfoy does not have those things.
>>223918794did you get a malfoid gf yet?>>223918818i do although not as much as i used to (due to being slightly more physically active and not eating as much) although i think the manboobs are actual gyno because they didn't shrink when i lost weight>>223918847no, because by then i'd be almost 50, and i'm not going to be one of those creepy old dudes who dates a girl whose father is the same age as him
One day this will be us bros
>>223919099pushups bro, start now. 10 before you make a post
Would Malfoid go out clubbing?
>>223919091neither do you
>>223919146No. She'd have a gathering at her manor with her Potter and their friends. You guys keep forgetting she's loaded. Why go to some shitty red light shithole, when she has an entire manor?
>>223918803>SUPER NINTENDO SEGA GENESISWhen I was up at Hogwarts I couldn't picture this.
>>223918762Buy a dumbbell set. Start with light weights and do 10-20 reps a day. Eventually your body will naturally crave to add more weight or increase the number of sets you do. There is no reason to go to the gym.
>>223919155>Malfoid-timeline Harry grows into Henry Cavill
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792900925504347.mp4
>>223919205Gigastacies need gigachads, it's the law of nature.
>>223919225Have you got that picture of Harry & Malfoid spraying Dobby with water?
For me it's dishevelled, heartbroken, and terrified Malfoid.
>>223919270I got you senpai.t.notDumbledore
>>223919191she's a giga stacy and gets bored
>>223919284Bless you anon.Always makes me kek
>>223919091Genderbent = fully woman. This isn't for (((you))), looney troon.
>>223915282This is genius.I wanted to keep Crabbe and Goyle as muscle goons but also think Malfoid's closest companions should be women.This solves that perfectly and should be canonized.
>>223919314the dobby abuse is such a weird but funny offshoot of the malfoid universe
>>223919312Yeah, but if that's the case, it'd be at some high-class resort, or another castle somewhere, not a club crawling with jeets.
>>223919284>Everyone was too busy saying he could fix her, no one considered she might make him worse.
>Your freedom? Oh no, my dear friend, I've planned a far greater reward for you. When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me.
>>223919134i can barely do pushups when i'm sober (and then only the kind with my knees touching the ground, i have never been able to get myself to do it the "proper" way without falling instantly or just not being able to move) and i'm drunk right now>>223919200i've tried getting into lifting before and i just found it boring and unsatisfying. i don't have any natural urge to become muscular and i don't require much physical strength in my daily life.>>223919312if she gets bored she'd do something dignified, not act like a whore at a club
>>223918788
>>223919411Why is Asuka making out with Hermione and who the hell approved those uniforms?
>>223919360It doesn't make sense, and it's hilarous
>>223919360It should be the canon subplot in the comedic variants
>>223919461>KILL HOUSE ELVES. BEHEAD HOUSE ELVES. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A HOUSE ELF INTO THE MASONRY. SLAM DUNK A HOUSE ELF BABY INTO A TRASH CAN>Dumbledore said calmly
>>223919512>"Step forward, my dear!" Dumbledore said to the girl, smiling warmly. Padma Patil approached cautiously, her fellow first years watching with interest.>Stooping over to bring his face close to hers, Dumbledore asked, "From where are you joining us, young lady?">"India!" Padma replied. She had hardly uttered the last syllable before Dumbledore seized the girl by her collar and, with superhuman strength, shoved her into the wall. Such was his force that a spatter of bright red blood was left upon the rough hewn stone where Padma had impacted it, before falling into a heap upon the floor, utterly motionless. The great hall fell silent.>"We are well rid of such filth," Dumbledore said calmly, the warmth now gone from his voice. "Now, next!">Parvati Patil stepped past her twin sister's corpse, struggling to contain her sobs. Nervously, she approached the Headmaster.>"And where is it that you're from, my dusky dear?" Dumbledore asked.>"P-Pakistan...?">"Pakistan?" Dumbledore turned to the assembled students. "Pakistan!" he said mirthfully, beaming. A nervous laughter of relief rippled through the crowd.>And then, in a blindingly quick motion, Dumbledore seized the girl's head forcefully and brought it in close to his. Partvati's body writhed and thrashed violently for a moment as Dumbledore applied the Dementor's Kiss, filling the last few moments of the girl's life with raw agony before she crumpled beside her sister.>Straightening himself, Dumbledore turned back to the students and let out a long, satisfied sigh. "Pakistan," he said, "is India."
>>223919377she definitely made Harry a little bit more racist
>>223919388stop complaining and just do it. If you can only do 5 push ups now then start there.
>>223919534kek based
>>223919059
>>223919663the green dress was the best one, the others are too slutty
>>223919099>no, because by then i'd be almost 50, and i'm not going to be one of those creepy old dudes who dates a girl whose father is the same age as himWhy do you deny yourself life's sweetest fruits?
>>223919695>>223919680corean eat cat
>>223919579maybe i'm just too autistic, but, why? i don't need arm strength>>223919724because i have an internal moral compass which tells me that such behaviour is disgusting?
>>223919695>>223919680thanks anon, these are great
>>223919099>no, because by then i'd be almost 50You'd be surprised how many girls like older men.
>>223919566how do I get me one of these
>>223919780>but, why? i don't need arm strengthEven in the very unlikely scenario that there is never ever a time in your life that physical strength would be helpful, there are still awful long term consequences for a completely sedentary lifestyle.
>>223919680How does her skirt stay up?
>>223919680>>223919695>The two dark haired girlsMy heart! I need more of them.
>>223919697yes they were but the green one did had too much shit hanging around like it was from another century or two>>223919725That's just the video stream from the one already posted on wsg, but it would be nice to have the original video.
>>223919780>because i have an internal moral compass which tells me that such behaviour is disgusting?If you don't overcome it, your genes won't get passed on, while mine will. So I think you should consider the greater good. If only men like me breed, men will become more predatory and amoral. You have to become the beast in order to defeat the beast.
>MalfoidJesus Christ, what's next? Voldemilf?
>>223919806Especially sadistic aristocratic girls.
>>223919346>Cheongsam Malfoidhnngg
>>223919780>maybe i'm just too autistic, but, why? i don't need arm strengthYou do to fuck a woman properly.
>>223919725it's the dutch who eat cats, koreans eat dogs
>>223919819i'm strong enough to do what i need to do and i'm not totally sedentary. i have a job where i'm on my feet for 8 hours and i like to go for walks in the woods>>223919882well, first of all, i don't want children anywaysecond of all, imagine being born and your father is fucking 50by the time you're 10 he's 60. hope you don't like playing catch with the old man because you're not gonna be doing that for much longer. hope you don't mind if he can't come to your wedding because he's in his 70s and demented
>>223919946Anon, what do you want here? Validation? Go be a eunuch somewhere else.
>>223919780I'm going to be brutally honest for your own good anon, your problem isn't your looks, strength or lack of job. It's because you sound like a bitch. Man up and learn to do things just for the sake of doing things, stop looking for excuses to not do things.
>>223919695>>223919680Any chance you can do this one too? https://x.com/katechon_studio/status/2113077598188118290She looks cute in glasses
>>223920072>if you don't want to be the creepy boomer going after college students when you're 50, you're a eunuchi want to burn you geriatric degenerate fuckass losers alive
>>223919887Tomi a cute tho
