Faces of Meth edition Previous: >>223931086
it was a fire hazard
>>223961784>>223961788>>223961793>>223961794SHUT UP SHRANNY
Chekov really did pull some prime pussy in TOS.
>>223961780She has a hapa son who somehow looks whiteIt’s very strange
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>>223961818no
>>223961780still would. Meth is a sex drug, btw.
>>223961780Still looks better than that VOY episode where an aged Kes cones back, lol.
>>223961984>nutrek gifYou really are the worst
the question is, what pillow talk does one have afterward with shran
>>223961780JUSTifer Lien
I post-ironically enjoy the space hippies episode. S3 could be so dry and dull a lot of the time but that ep is so shamelessly silly and fun.
I have a feeling like not many people cared about Walters passing. Sure, there were all the typical articles and what not. But feels like nobody really talked about it.
>>223962329>>223962754
>>223962757Nobody cares about the actors who aren't Shatner, Nimoy or Kelly. Most casuals probably couldn't name any of the supporting actors.
Gritting my teeth and trying to get through season 4 of ENT so I never have to watch it again.
>>223962902Poor you
>>223962779Casuals don't even know DeForest Kelly. They know "He's Dead Jim™" and "I'm a Doctor, Not a [insert profession here]™", but they don't know Bones.
>>223962957The show just seems like it’s out of gas.
>>223962994Maybe it's not out of gas, but you're just full of it.
>>223962032still would. Meth is a sex drugThat might be true, but that look is the look of antipsychotics, not meth. ( meth has more of a hunted animal kind of look ) >>still would. Well just so you. You be there in the saddle saying " Yeah Take it bitch !!" and she'll look at you and say " Huh??" Because she is not noticing you fucking her, she doesn't even feel your dick ( flappy vagina or not ) might as well bang a bag of potatoes . It would feel about the same .
>Phlox is a pufferfish and T’Pol cucks Tripp after bringing him to VulcanNice
>Why did we stop seeing each other?>Because you got old and pruny after too much time climbing in the sun, bitch
>A Republican comes up to Phlox and tells him we don’t like Muslims like you on Earth
>>223963258You just know Trip gave her the old catfish special
>A Soong has to help hunt down Augments>NX-01 captain’s chair is now a gaming chairChanged my mind, season four seems lime it’ll be good.
>>223963742S4 turns into an anthology series almost, it's a weird shifting of the gears. But all in all, it's got the Mirror episode 2 parter at least which is pure kino.the finale on the other hand is a straight toxic cancerous abomination for many different reasons
So the Orion are like a softer, less edgy Dark Eldar.
>>223963914no idea what this means
>>223964013The Dark Eldar are a race from Warhammer 40,000 whose entire society is based on piracy, slave-raiding and just being huge pieces of shit like the Orion.
>>223964055Not really the same, no. The Dark Eldar are WAY, WAY more evil than the Orion. The Orion are just a culture that is ruled by a powerful criminal syndicate but they are a far cry from Dark Eldar or Dark Elves from Warhammer.
>>223963742s4 has the best episode of Enterprise, bar none.
>>223963742s4 is the best season but its all 2-3 parters so you get few stories.>>223963806>finaleepilogue
I find pond scum green chicks totally unattractive.
>>223965183Green Ziyal...
Nice, it’s that fat mustachioed guy who was in Office Space and a million other things, he’s always good.
>Chekov dead>/trek/ is some faces of meth editionBoard status? Not fucking likely if this is how you're going to carry yourself, looking like trash, acting like trash. Who's even in charge of this ship?
>>223965448>Who's even in charge of this ship?No one. And that's the beauty of it.
>>223965448>Who's even in charge of this ship?apparently someone with no regard for the board rules
>>223965183This is so sexist and exploitive
>>223965448>Who's even in charge of this ship?Whoever is fuckin shran at the moment
>>223965645no rules have been broken. the only damage done is to our dignity
>>223965953posts about actors not pertaining to their roles, like the OP, are against the rules and reportable
I could have saved her
>>223965448I call the shots.
>>223965982Everyone hates a trifling hall monitor.
>>223966083serious question was she (meaning the actress) autistic? or she was trying to be whimsical? because her acting came off so weird. its not like luna from hp, almost like shes a little retarded.i wonder to what degree she was on drugs on the show, everyone seems to imply something was going on
>>223966083So it's your fault. Why didn't you?
>Tuvok served as an engineer for the Highway ManWhen will Tuvok be revealed as a time and inter-dimensional traveling Section 31 agent?
>>223966246kushangaza
it was a time traveling trifling hall monitor hazard
>Augments talking about their ‘father’ after fucking Not really inbreeding but still>>223966246Season 2 of Sisko, the sequel to Picard.
>>223962032Yes. Best way for meth sex is doggy style so both partners can peek through the blinds.
star trek has wasted guest appearances from trek alumni more than perhaps any series
>Augment story ends with Soong deciding to switch to cybernetics because humans aren’t perfectibleI got bad news for his descendants about androids.
PAIN?
>>223966523Now that the dust has settled, was it rape?
>United Earth flags draped over coffins like dead Americans brought home from Iraq
Seven has only been here for 4 episodes and she's basically holding the show together. I feel like fast forwarding through any scene with Tom B'Elanna or Harry
>>223966870Because a Borg character is infinitely more interesting than non-characters like the main crew.
>>223965448We are
>>223966870it is vitally important to watch the harry kim portions of the show. he's like a jester but with a dash of suffering. his humiliation and completely deserved punishment are a core running theme of the show.
>>223967002I would never actually skip. I love being hater so I need to watch these scenes for hate fuel. One thing I have come to love though is how Janeway will decide to blow up the ship and everyone on it if aliens start fucking with them. Better to be dead then ever bend to alien scum, I totally agree with her.
why is sonny so sexy?
>>223967200He had the calm confidence that comes with being the captain of your own ship.
>Captain of a Constitution-class ship preaches the Constitution to savagesPoetry.Why is this episode hated again?
>Red alert and the ship is under attack>Better turn off all the lights on the bridge so it's harder to see during an emergency
>>223967411The same reason people hate the VOY episode that makes the point of>well, maybe you should consider the facts instead of just believing a woman who tells you she's been rapedor the one where>Neelix learns that FBI crime statistics are sometimes accurateIt feels too right-wing for them
>>223967461I wonder if black Vulcans are more likely to nerve pinch people unprovoked because it's logical to assume whitey wants to kill you.
>that one riker episode where the wife tries to protect her izzat
>>223967509he was an expert in violence, not some scientist
>You are not invulnerable, hologram. A few well-placed commands and you would cease to exist.I love Tuvok so much bros
>>223967611I love the Doc's expression after he says that.
>>223961784I hope your colostomy bag backs up and you die of sepsis.
>>223967611That's my favorite line delivery in all of Voyager.
>Neelix was mentioned in the Janeway files
>>223967758Load-bearing pedophile.
>>223967758
Are the rumors true?
>>223967973no, her relationships are purely dom/sub based without any preference for sex organs.
>>223967851Don't worry, the Federation doesn't consider holodeck porn a crime.
>>223967989wow just like me
>>223967973They're putting viruses in the nanites turning the frickin Borg gay!
>>223967758>When he is introduced, Neelix is dating a 2-year old. Proportionately, Kes has lived about a fifth of her life but is not yet sexually mature.>Neelix has a criminal background; the Neelix we first meet is a far cry from the glad-handing please-all we see on board Voyager. Later episodes reveal his past dealings with Wixiban included selling/smuggling drugs, but could have involved much darker dealings.>Neelix survived traumatic childhood events involving children, i.e. the death of his sister and family.>Neelix takes any opportunity to be alone with children.>Neelix often spends time alone with Naomi Wildman in the holodeck, where he can alter the environment which allows him to manipulate his victims into a vulnerable state. (My friend died in a fire! Hold me Neelix!)>Neelix is particularly interested in the Borg children, often spending time alone with them.>Neelix ingratiates himself to his hosts at every opportunity, trying to make himself invaluable to the crew so that his nefarious activities fly under the radar, or can be swept under the rug should there ever arise any suspicions. Real world pedophiles take similar actions to try to shield themselves from accusations, i.e. Jerry Sandusky's "Second Mile" charity.>Neelix does not enter a relationship with an adult nor seek one with the sole exception of Talli, who is killed shortly after they meet. (Additionally, pedophile-Neelix may have overstated their relationship to deflect unwanted attention into his actual preferences).>Neelix's choice to leave Voyager seems inexplicable, until you understand Dexa's situation: she is widowed, isolated, living in fear of raids - and trying her best to raise her Talaxian son by herself. Pedophile-Neelix, knowing Voyager was not far from the Alpha quadrant and months of scrutiny about the events of the last seven years, sees a perfect storm - not just to avoid his past, but to secure his future.
>>223967973She is now thanks to nuTrek.
>>223968072
>>223968394It's about killing fans. They want you dead.
>>223968402i feel that way about most trek fans i have known too
>>223967411The script reeks of executive meddling. Like the last 10 minutes turns into some corny after school program you were forced to watch in 2nd grade. But the first 40 are pretty good.
>>223968402Wont be that long since only boomers like it.
Nutrek is hatred.
>>223966870It mostly stays that way until the finale. Eventually it becomes the Doctor and Seven show and everyone else is just extras.
>>223966734Yes, but it was retaliatory rape, not rape rape to quote Guinan.
>>223968692Every Bajoran gets one free rape under the terms of the treaty.
>release the muthafucking forcefield
>>223969637Mr. Tupok, 9mm, full spread. Fire.
>>223969637Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)(What's mines is mines and what's yours is mine)Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)(What's mines is mines and what's yours is mine)
>>223969637>RELEASE THE FUCKING FORCEFIELD! RELEASE THE FUCKING FORCEFIELD, YOU CUNT!
>>223969866The type of shit a Suder mind meld would have Tuvok doing if he wasn't restrainedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5tBeVHqMM
star trek friendship with Uncy Neel and Tuvie
Tonight's episode is Return to Tomorrow, another one I'm entirely unfamiliar with. See you in an hour or so.
>>223970551Man, I thought that gif looked fine on my PC, but now I see how choppy it is around that box thing over the bed (the vitals monitor spout?). Ezgif's compression software sucks the big one since they got rid of the option to reduce the dimensions, leaving me only with dithering or dropping frames (I never drop frames). I'll make a better version of this after I finish tonight's episode.
>>223970583why not a webm?
>"to boldly go where no man has gone before">basically every episode they go to some human colony or base somewherelame
>>223968441>The script reeks of executive meddlingProbably was , Broadcasters in order to both maintain / renew their license, have to do Pro Bono ( Public Good ) . Why we are better than the other guy bidding for the same license above and beyond airing " Only You Can Stop Forest Fires" commercials for free. So yeah Ham handed executives forced and it WAS supposed to sound like those corny school films .. Because it was aimed at the FCC committee of old people and the same executives can say "See see just like those school films !!" Memorizing the Pledge of allegiance is important kids !!
>Another gooner episodehere we go again...
So, did Terry Matalas just rip off Captain Shaw from this guy?
>>223967411This might be the worst episode of TOS but not because of the hamfisted politics. It's just excruciatingly boring and dour and absolutely nothing happens until the very end. The only saving grace is Morgan Woodward got to play another manic schizo.
>>223971371yes, but todd stashwick delivered it as an actual douchebag from chicago
>>223971507Hey, it's Inspector Luger from Barney Miller.
YES, I CAN HEAR YOU, CLEM FANDANGO
I would Miller her Lugers
Spock keeps walking in on Kirk as he's trying to get it on
>>223971858Kirk doesn't really get it on a whole lot.
>>223971988>Kirk doesn't really get it on a whole lot.That's only because the episode with Stacy's Mom was cut by the censors
Have you ever been to a star trek convention?
>>223961788d-did i make this post? i'm so confused.
I really like the music for Star Trek VIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y5BOc0YiWs
>>223970632Yeah I could make another webm, it's just with shorter clips like these I prefer gifs, call me old fashioned. I could probably do a webm of M'Benga upping his dosage.
>>223970551I've never heard the "Risk is our Business" speech before today, that was superb. It was at that same level of pure optimistic idealism as the ending to Corbomite Maneuver. It means that the episode does peak a bit early, but the way they explore Henoch & Thalassa still makes for some high-tier writing and performances.I was worried that Thalassa would have a secret affair with Enoch, but they instead have her reach the edge of her races god-complex fury and she pulls herself back from the edge. The whole time up until then I thought "They're writing a woman from a hyper-advanced society, the best of their minds, as someone still obsessed with lower drives." but that she caught herself without Sargon's pure benevolence to bolster her proved that she wasn't just brought along out of some hidden selfish desire.The ending resolving itself via telepathic bluffing is pretty clever, even if the scene where Bones gets locked out is a touch frustrating in its confusion rather than thrilling. The explanation after is fairly convoluted, but it all makes enough sense to forgive it. And it makes sense that in a case of "mind over matter" a being of pure intellectual energy would be extremely susceptible.It's a shame Sargon & his bride decide to surrender themselves to oblivion together. Half a million years spent isolated from the physical world, and because Henoch spent all that time plotting the final move in their race's ultimate war it makes Sargon doubt himself and how well he could teach humanity if he made such a grievous oversight trusting Henoch. And maybe Thalassa's arguments about the android body being unable to truly interact, becoming merely a mobile vessel, also rang true with him on some level. I mean if it were me, I'd hedge my bets on the idea that future innovations borne from mankind's differing perspectives could replicate sensation to an accurate enough degree. That "Risk is our Business" speech makes this ending all the more bittersweet.
>>223972324yeah, i was acquaintances with some klingon larpers but i always ended up in the anime/movie rooms for days on end.
>Captain I know we're going through a truly terrible time right now, people have died, and you might not like to hear it but I think now is the time for me to propose the most retarded idea you've ever heard and take this action that no sane person ever would. I know it's a tremendous risk, but think what we would have to gain: pretty much nothing. Wow thank you Chakotay you're an invaluable member of this crew. Is sping this some kind of fetish for him or something?
>>223972975doing this*
>>223970583Let's see if this one looks any better
>>223973198gifs are really hard to make not shit, webms are much easier
Chakotay is so fuckin boring. Voyager would have been better if Tuvok was #1. Or even Torres.
>>223973310>Janeway with a Klingon first officer encouraging her to blow shit upthere's kino in that nebula
>>223973310mulgrew was always best when opposite other ladies, the attempt to macho up her bridge was a mega failure with floppy ol chakotay.
>>223973273Nah, the one I uploaded turned out much better. Just pay attention to those lines on the horizontal level with Chapel's head on the old one: completely absent in the new one. I don't mind normal dither, it's like film grain, but those lines were like a distortion effect.And here's that webm of M'Benga I promised.
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>223968072Who could hate such a loveable scamp like Uncy Neel? If he did all those bad things then he wouldn't go to Talaxian heaven when he died.
Two left
>>223973327I want Janeway and Worf to swap attempted suicide stories.>And then I sad "Prepare for ramming speed!">Suffice it to say you're a damn fine officer, Mr. Worf.
That stupid MTG set is making me check out Trek when my only previous experience with the shows are the fuckin Picard Song from the 4chan album compilation where he just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic quite hypnotic Which series to start with?
>>223975516Discovery
