What's your favorite thing about her?
her birdlike traits
>>680771837she's seen but not heard.
her lack of personality, which allows me to fill in the gaps myself, and leaves space for her games to focus on the lonely/alien atmosphere, which is what matters the most in metroid.Also her butt from fusion
Literally nothing. I don't give a shit about her games, I don't care about her looks since she's another generic anime white girl, and I don't care about her porn. She has nothing for me to find interesting
>>680771837her ass
>>680772497That ass can take a mean BBC.
>>680771837Her shithole
>>680771837her feather pubes
>>680771837favorite? you can't ask a question like that and expect me to choose>>680771915birbo!
>>680772497i like it alot
I want someone to draw Samus as the Willow Ptarmigan
>>680771837She's a total badass and you do NOT want to get on her bad side
>>680772607>sees attractive woman>immediately thinks about black men's peniseswhat could it mean?
>>680772607yeah...
>>680771837I like her ponytail, it makes her look very cute
>>680771837Her anal womb impregnated by my seed
>>680771915imagine she sneezes and it makes a honk sound like a goose
>>680772496This
>>680771837I wish I could give samus a rimjob
>>680771837says the line
>>680771837Hello Alex, Been Working hard on your game?
>>680771837I love how beautiful and feminine she was...Then Troontendo, corrupted by Ameritards at no one's surprise, got uglified and turned into your average Florida tranny.
>>680772496fuck off Dobson
>>680776985Anal in the ass with Samus
>>680774185bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup
>>680772607Shalom, rabbi.
>>680772497Made exclusively for Aryan guys (pale skin, blonde hair, light eyed guys)
>>680777902Awebo aweboLook out look out look outAWEEE
>>680778037I'm actually Indian
>>680771837edging while generating AI slop of her as a giantess
>>680771915
>>680771837I need her to suck my soul out through my dick NOW!
>>680771837She's maybe the only classic female character that wasn't bastardized and uglified
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>>680777758holy based
>>680772607Based
I used to like Metroid, but because of the obnoxious fandom, I'm starting to hate every game in it. The "Fans" don't care about the games at all. They're just here for the porn. No wonder a majority of them love Metroid: Other M.
Does Samus have superhuman strength, shouldn't she be easily able to break free from the restraints?
>>680777404Isnt it dead?
>>680777609What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>680787291I would pay $140 for that
>>680771837Why can't Samus Aran crawl?
>>680788674It would leave her anus defenseless
>>680772607>That ass can take a mean BBC.
>>680771837Tall and strong.
Don't just keep staring at Samus.Do something.
>>680772607
>>680771837i don't want to be an asshole but can someone tell me what exactly is Samus' character?, it feels people only like what they imagine her to be than what she actually is like which is to say a really underdeveloped character.
>>680772607What’s the buck breaking crew got to do with it?
>>680790906She is bountyhunting semen of men across the galaxy.
>>680771837Samus "Metroid" Aran
>>680771837Nothing.Her sister is cuter.
>>680790906They tried to develop her in other M but that didn't work out so well.
>>680791512>posting the wrong sisterS-EX does more for me with a glance than that whore does taking her clothes off
>>680771915samus should be a bird
>>680790906she's strong, meditative, socially reserved, and determined to the point of coming off like a machine, at least, that's the vibe you get from the games. Which is funny cuz when doing interviews for Other M Sakamoto basically said she's the opposite of most of those things, "bad at dealing with stress"
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