touhou lol
Yeah
>jannies are that anti touhou now they'll kill the thread to stop me from making friends
damn thats sad
Next chapter of FDS will be Koishi vs Reimu and it will be glorious
>>680786837I was about to post ny friend link, but I guess I shouldn;t
Good morning /v/hus I just ordered a kebab and a large bottle of coke
>>680786906Never had a kebab. How do they taste?
i think last thread was one of the safests and comfiest in a while and a tranny got mad ofc because HOW PEOPLE ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME? and nuked it, tiresome.
ryona hu
>>680787004Bretty good if you don't get them from the cheapest place. You should try one sometime
>>680786837>now
>>680786837why do you want friends from this particular group, legit question.
I have arrived.
>>680787585
>>680786906Mornin, hope it tastes well. Legit Turkish kebab or chain restaurant kebab?
too big?
>>680787929Can you color the canons so they look like her tails? Then it would be perfect
>>680787760It was from my friendly neighborhood turkish place. Also it was great and surprisingly cheap
How the fuck did you lot manage to make these threads so bad that even attentionwhore drawfags would rather post in the cesspool of /jp/?
Let's groove out.
>>680786906Weren't you supposed to steal the soda?
>>680788917where is it? point out the cesspool thread in /jp/ so that i can get away from here and move there instead. i hate this place now.
>>680788917By people constantly making posts identical to yours. Now fuck off back to your jaypee
>>680788917is the typical unjustified biased hate, one thread reached bump limit, pic limit and they deleted it at page 10
>>680788848Based, also have couple local joints run by Turks and their kebabs beat everything chain restaurants make and they also cheap as fug compared to other takeouts.Have a good meal
>>680789027he doesn't reply because doesn't exist
>>680788917is what >>680789195 said true?you lying fuck. the next time i catch that mouth of yours blabbering more bullshit, i'm gonna plug it up with my cock and we'll see if you can still breathe with cum flowing from your nostrils
guess is just me and my chair
>>680786745Touhou is a glorified music player. stop pretending anybody actually plays the games
>>680789981you do? post your 1cc's
>>680789981Pretending to play the games is fun. You should try it.
>>680789981Nah, bunch of people do, I do, we just had person in last thread talking about his hard 1cc, there are other Anons occasionally posting about their accomplishments. It's rare true but when it happens there is usually at least short discussion about it.
>blogposting hours>thread gets deleted Zased so fvvvvrking red pilled
>>680790894don't you dare to say something outside of vidya topic im gonna send apache helicopters at your house if you do it, this is the most serious place on earth.
whatever happened to dancehall and dancefloor mixes? did they go out of style?
>>680790975This but unironically, sloppers should suffer for turning this place into a discord chat
>>680791334you guys complain about thread topics being offtopic, now we have an actual touhou thread, there is no way you land here by mistake, still you enter to rant and complain basically you exposed yourself.
>>680791423MEIRA BALLSGLORY TO THE PING PONG
>>680791560
>>680787346you don't understand, he REALLY wants to get bullied and doxed
suddenly omega dead
>>680793591Work has piled up sorryPost about best 2hu for these hot summer days
kagerou a cat
the only real solution to summer is this dumb fairy
But Cirno is the summer fairy you fake fan.
>>680794884You sure about that?
>>680794986I need to remind you that Cirno generously creates free ice blocks for everyone to beat the summer heat.
>>680794986Yes because I'd be having hot sex with Letty and we'd end up all gross and sweaty, overpowering any cold she can produce. Cirno, however, can stand there and act as an air conditioner for us
>>680795128>SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXGo outside, normalfaggot.
>>680795084Said "free ice blocks" tend to contain frog inside so I cannot use them if I live anywhere near Moriya shrine
>>680795224I'm in the middle of sorting my bills. I'd like to see you help me with that.
>>680794884Thank you based fairy *smooch*
>>680795351>globpostingGO OUTSIDE AND DON'T COME BACK
>>680795387I have to do that anyways. Unlike you.
forcedkina choking clownpiece.jpg
>>680795495Star Wars
>>680795251
Mai, Satono, I demand money.
>>680789027>>680789585search for "hololive" in the catalog
>>680795351I could technically help you if you'd want me to since I've done that a lot in my job
>okinachairdemanderanon joined the threadMy day is now saved YIPPPIIIIIE
>>680795669I'm doing it myself just fine. I just wanted to put that motherfucker in his place. But thanks anyways
Any other normalfaggot activity you would like to tell us about
>>680795726You forgot your Mariplappy, blogger.
Why is her butte in the air?
yes, yes, all fine and good. Now where are the doubloons?
I blogpost to make on-topic chuds mad. Their elitism and bigotry must be stopped
>>680795818you wot
IMAGINE going outside and still not have sexlollike.. even kids did that back in the day
*snorks*
>>680795598If fairies were real they would actually do this.
>>680795759all the better to sniff with my dear
>>680796116shut your mouth, fucker
i sleep
>>680786837they deleted a thread on page 10 that already hit the bump limitimage seething over a certain topic so much that you can't wait anoter 10-20 minutes for the thread to archive
Anon... Report announcing bannable...
>>680796725MY FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRKING HEROOO!!!!
>>680795659but this is touhou tho?
>>680796725enjoy your vacations
>>680796703I forgot the moonrunes already
>>680797049Not teach but it's like 日本
>>680797041Is this loss?
>>680797041Where are the other three?
Would you hatefuck a /v/hu?
https://youtu.be/UaDeG1HJy7A?si=0PX2gpmnfFCL092W
>>680797126Yeah it's like box umbrella
I'm happy
ur GAY lmao
>>680796741These threads are pure circlejerk garbage and most of the time just offtopic slop with 2hu images. Why do you think jannies in particular are targeting (You)
Marisa snorting cocaine off my cock
>>680799489Cheer up china girl
okay
Has anyone see my bag of fentynol made to look like cocaine?
what
Parsee ballshttps://files.catbox.moe/k9aysn.mp4
I ain't clicking that shit
>>680800113that's cirno and larva though
>>680800113Clearly Cirno balls
>>680790706>we just had person in last thread talking about his hard 1ccyes yes, thank you, that was me.I love 2hu!
>>680801317Okay? Now get back on your knees.
>>680801317What will you he hard 1ccing next?
>>680801503*be
>>680801317So which game did you 1cc? I didn't get an answer last thread
>>680800191Stop that.
Meiraniggy has been real quiet lately
>Stop tha-
>>680787760what game is this, is it any good?
>>680802116>what game is thisThree Fairies' Hoppin' Flappin' Great Journey!>is it any good?Yes if you like jRPGs and really bad machine translations
WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD DRAWFAGS GONEAND WHERE ARE ALL THE DRAWGODS?WHERE'S THE STREETWISE MSPAINTSCHIZOTO FIGHT THE RISING ODDS?ISN'T THERE A DRAWFRIEND UPON A SHITPOSTING STREAK?LATE AT NIGHT, I TOSS AND I TURNAND I DREAM OF WHAT I NEED!!!!I NEED A DRAWFAG!!!I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A DRAWFAG 'TIL THE END OF THE THREADHE'S GOTTA BE SHITPOSTER, AND HE'S GOTTA BE HEREAND HE'S GOTTA TAKE MY REQUESTI NEED A DRAWFAGI'M HOLDING OUT FOR A DRAWFAG 'TIL THE THREAD GETS ARCHIVEDHE'S GOTTA BE COOL, AND IT'S GOTTA BE SOONAND HE'S GOTTA DRAW BOOBS LARGER THAN LIFELARGER THAN LIFE!!!!
I bet at least 75% of you are fat ugly men irl
>Be me>Make the disguised Sega thread last Saturday>Be actively discussing video games and touhou in it>Get a free 3 day vacation because of it>Watch for three days as threads that don't even disguise themselves reach bump limit just fineI'm tired anon. I'm so very tired...
>>680803017Burn in hell, blogger.
Chopped and ate some potatoes
>>680802971Hey we have an obese landwhale and some trannies too
rabbit stew
most inclusive threads on /v/! everynyan is welcome here :3
>>680803059
who is the sigma 2hu
who's the skibidi of 2hu
>>680803017I was going a little wild shitposting a few days ago and caught a ban on /a/. Then I got a warning here in /v/hu soon after, and I posted the warning screenshot because I was just feeling especially goblin-mode that day... expecting to catch a three day ban once my post got deleted, I check and I'm not banned at all and there's no sign of my ban on /a/. Maybe a janny is my sekret friend......?!?!
>>680786745need old woman gap sex in my life
THE GREAT SAGEHEAVEN'S EQUAL
>>680803017Weekend has been crazy Anon a lot of us has been banned so don't feel too bad about it.Thanks for coming back and making this place a bit more lively
>>680803017You can't make an OP!
>>680803727The schizo that hates blogposting, drawfriends, and ritual posts is the one mass reporting everyone. let us blog post and ritual post even harder in retaliation
>>680803691I hate modern touhou PVsthey can't animate properly to save their life. touhou culture is dead.
>>680804446That's the new lazy style everyone shills, let's just take a single drawing and stretch it around. Why would anyone do something that takes longer but doesn't get them any more views or clicks?
>>680804446OOK EEK EEK
You don't need no stylusAnd you don't need no tabletYou don't need no photoshop or them books to readTo see that you have fallenIf you open up your heartYou know what I meanWe've been kept down so longSomeone's thinking that we're all greenWhile the fag hates 91% of general drawfriendsAnd the OC we make is the only thing he's qualified to quote usBut the thread is awaiting on you all to awaken and seeBy drawing the art for the thread and you'll be free
any physical releases from Alstroemeria Records?
koisneed
FAIRY CUNNYPUFFY PERFECT HAIRLESS PRISTINE FAIRY CUNNY GLISTENING INVITINGLYAAAAAAAAAA
>>680803135Chop THIS*unzips*Hold on......
>>680805324Sorry to inform you but ZUN told me that fairies are bald down there like dolls and they reproduce asexually. They do got a mouth tho so have fun with that I guess. I have included a diagram showcasing just how they reproduce, as some others in gensokyo reproduce in a similar manner.
>>680805109
Post what the average otterbro looks like
>>680801428please refrain from speaking such nonsense, I'd rather die standing than live on my knees!>>680801503ReimuB definitely, her ending is the only one I haven't unlocked.yet.>>680801579EoSD.good to know you're here 1cc-anon, love you!
I have the inexplicable need to breed Tewi
^wolfbro btw
>>680799907Degree. Now.
>>680805505FACE MOUTH THROAT CREAMPIE MATING PRESS!!1
>>680806062I've been trying to 1cc PCB but I think I'm just too old. Bought a Sega Saturn controller, which helped, but I still get nauseous and my fingers and wrists start hurting after practicing stages for an hour or so. It's over for me bros........
>>680806062>EoSD.That's really impressive, it's not a simple game to 1cc on hard, good job and good luck with further 1ccs>good to know you're here 1cc-anon, love you!Love you too!
>>680806728FWIW I find sega controllers have buttons just a tad too big to hold focus, fire, and hit a bomb when necessary. I'm not super used to them in touhou though so it's possible you'll get used to them.
>>680805505If they didn't have perfect hairless puffy pristine cunnies why would they use bloomers. Fairies in bloomers and camisoles have been depicted several times in official manga, specially Godsaka's
>>680806885I was using a regular Xbox controller before and the control sticks were way too sensitive. I barely tap it and fly so far over that I'd often kill myself. In that regard, the Saturn controller is a thousand times better. I've gotten to Youmu before needing to continue after using it. The keyboard is totally out of the question too because it kills my hands and fingers. Not sure if there's a better option out there for me or not.
>three threads
>>680807242>sticksI play with the 360 dpad, and remember, a poor danmaku dodger blames his microswitches.
Ayapervert is in a relationship now.
>>680807432But you can't go diagonally with the Xbox d-pad.
>>680786745glory to the CCP
>>680807471With me
>>680806728don't underestimate yourself like that anon, although, I know exactly where you're coming from.please have in mind that it's not the end but only the beginning!one day I was so frustrated that I also coined the idea that I was past my prime!however, each day I managed to make a new high score, capture a spellcard, memorize a pattern and now here I am!I'm not stopping until I get my lunatic 1cc and can move past EoSD!It will take time, thats granted, but as long as you're making progress you're in the right direction!I hope my words were able to get you a little bit closer towards your goal!>>680806729>That's really impressive, it's not a simple game to 1cc on hard, good job and good luck with further 1ccsthank you very much!if you watched my replay you'll know I struggled A LOT, so your comment fills me with extreme joy!
>>680806728you're not too old!!!! you can do it one day i believe in you!!!!
>>680807563then explain this
>>680807969Reimu one day before we meet
>>680807969Which hu would do this?
>>680809158Careful. You might get boypreggers.
>>680809507
>>680810043
Now post my hero.
>>680811016
>ctrl f>0 mentions of SarielWhat an awful thread. I am ashamed of you, anons.
>OshitnaI'm out.
Prompt Sariel
>>680798263Umbrella!?
>>680786745I've seen this pose before, but I can't remember where.
>>680811724It's a pose to assert dominance
>>680811857>pose to assert dominanceIsn't that T posing though? Ignore the smugness and this looks like being submissive .
>>680807471but i thought he loved vhus(me)....
what are some of your fav ost mixes? for me it's radiant dancehall
>>680786837they should have done it years ago before you faggots ruined /v/ touhou threads
>>680812929I HATE ALL REMIXESYOU SHOULD JUMP INTO AN ACTIVE VOLCANO NOWTouhou music only matters when it's playing while I'm playing the fucking game.
>>680797041
>>680813071touhou music is made to be remixed. it's a musical game, dude.
>>680786897>>680786837I guess zoomers rule these streets
>>680807969You will pay for this
>>680813071You forgot to accuse them of being your favorite drawfag anon, you're slipping
shota fucking 2hu
I haven't fapped in 5 days. And /v/hu isn't helping.
Battler will live
>>680813878>funny
*poke*
What did she do
Sariel fucking anon
who wonwho lost
>>680814858was about to post this
Any sokuamigo in here? I can host
>>680815417i woni lost
>>680815613That should be takane what the heck
Mspaintanon where?
I need Tewi to worship my cock
>>680816083Not Video Games.
I LOVE INDEED I LOVE INDEEDAND I DON'T THINK I CAN RESISTI'M OPTIMIST I'M OPTIMISTI'M HETEROSEXUALIST
Give me a 2hu to draw
>>680817585Sakuya
>>680817585Draw shota x 2hu
>>680817585draw Sakuya x shota
Sariel and Shinki pressing breasts together.
>>680786745i swear i've seen more people post concept art and talk about personality types than post the gameplay for this shit, same with fate
>enter thread>posts filled with faggots butchering songs with their out of tune singingEvery time.
>>680818320>removed herobrine
>>680818196>same with fateFate is a series that started with a VN, I don't think people will ever post much gameplay of that for some mysterious reason
>>680814248
Reimu swing is probably up there in top 10 most powerful attack in Touhou with how it is portrayed
>>680818320>Added Mima
>>680811724It's from sumo
KULULU!!
>>680818320Here's the question, is Chiyari's reign of terror going to end, will he pull an UMvC3 where he instead buffs her for some fucking reason while nerfing the weakest characters, or will he not address balance at all and will instead add content?
sorry ZUN but im not buying UDoALG deluxe edition
>>680786745Touhow fans never played touhou
>>680818776He is NOT balancing things, he said as much when people asked him about ChiyariProbably a patch to fix bugs
>>680818952jokes on you i just re-beat mof, not a pretty looking run but a 1cc is a 1cc
It will be funny the day ZUN decided to release a Touhou DLC
>>680819303Soku was a literal expansion pack, there's precedence for it.
1000 yen Reimu blue dlc skin
>>680818320he'll fix the netplay, for real this time
>>680819687Good newsHe specifically said it will be about the netplay
>>680820113Udoalg is back on the menu boys
>>680817585
>>680820390Meant for >>680817707 sorry
Unfinished slop of all living cucks will still be shit
Is Danmaku a contact sport?
>>680820390Is this Flipnote or Flipnote 3D?
>>680820531Flipnote
Why is Marisa flying on a flesh-light in Touhou 19
>>680820113I did it!
>>680820494there will be /v/hu multiplayer gaming without iptheft
Reimu jobs to ______.
103 is a girlI have her steam account
CHUCKTORI
>>680822628I want 103 to peg me
new 103 drawing
Oral sex with Sariel!
>>680823228No you retard, that's clearly a drawing by 031
>>680786837The mods are from reddit, they ran a nintendo discord and their job is to make sure Nintendo ips have as much presence as possible in the catalogue
im from reddit
i use facebook
i talk in... in... uh.....
>>680823501MYFUARKINGHEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOESand the Sc*ttish bitch
>>680823228gay
hello :D
>>680824263I FUCKING HATE YOU MORIYA CUNT
>>680824327nuh u dont <3
>>680824263We should have steamy hot wind god sex that results in a pregnancy
next time a touhou thread gets pruned I'm making a mocking nintendo thread
MODS KILL THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW
Where is the other nofapanon?
>>680824428Shota Reimu
>>680824428Why is her shirt already off? Why is Snae always a slut?
discord tranny thread
>>680824189>liking boobs is gay now
>>680824637Nintendo discord arrived
>>680824725your drawfag is gay and stupid
>>680824826you're gay and stupid
>>680824637>touhou thread>i hate touhou>ill enter the thread anyway>oh noes i entered a thread i don't like>better rant with a comment
i hate touhou
ill enter the thread anyway
>>680824826>liking breasts on women is homosexual at the present
Why must we hate
they are only alive if they are hating something
Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage
>>680824654now make her fat
Well, when I met you at the villageYou were standing with a mushroom in your handI took you back to my little placeFor a taste of a multicolored sparkWe're gonna get hi hi hiThe night is youngShe'll be my funky little mamaGonna rock it and we've only just begun
i need to finish the ran tank today, but the cannon i attached to it is so damn heavy she can barely move, im gonna have to use something smaller, also i need to turn the sexfox into a drilling machine too at some point.
big 2hu boobs are for shota
i swear that dosbox sounds worse than T98-next i just have nothing to prove it
Liking Alice is homosexual
>>680786745Not Video Games.
>>680825850>ran needs to lose weightWhy is she such a fat fuck?
>>680825034yeah the breasts need to be bigger
>>680826631
>>680826362truethis post has been fact checked by real gensokyo patriots
Om Namah ChandrayaShanti Shanti ChandrayaOm Namah ChandrayaShanti Shanti ChandrayaOm Namah ChandrayaShanti Shanti ChandrayaOm Namah ChandrayaShanti Shanti Chandraya
dsp-sama they are doing it again
>>680828343Additionally, I can confirm from reliable sources that Alice has an OnlyFans account dedicated to feet pictures.
___s?
>>680829354redid mof reimu b normalredid podd reimu normalmight redo suwako this week
>>680829354i love my foreskin
>>680823228i love his panoramas
who made the other thread we already have this one
Did you know? The 1960's saw a wave of new music styles created by the British youth of that era, sometimes known as the Swinging Sixties. This is because the 60's saw a rise of optimism in the United Kingdom's population due to the recovering economy after World War II. This new style of music seeped into the United States in what was known as the British Invasion, causing rock, pop, and some British culture such as fashion and literature to become popular in the United States. This gave way for music in the United States, and by extension most parts of the world, to what it is today.
>>680830116bump
>>680830116probably someone spamming threads so they just go and wipe them all including this one in one go, they hate us that much
>>680830210He was a gay nigger yeah a one way ticket to hell
Did you know? The 1960's saw a wave of sex styles created by the British youth of that era, sometimes know as the Swingers Sixties. This is because the 60's saw a rise of horniness in the United Kingdom's population due to the recovering libido after World War II.
Which 2hu has the thickest pubic hair?
>>680830210Senseiiiiiiii! You're back! I missed you.
>>680831331kagerou during the full moon
>>680830210There was a british act in the Hot 100 every week from late 1962 until middle 2002.
>>680831331Sariel.
>>680831471You missed yesterday's lesson.
>>680831471You don't know how happy this makes me. Did you study yesterday's lesson? Ask your peers if you missed it.
Narumi
>>680786745I NEED A HEROIM HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TIL' THE END OF REITAISAIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0&t=58s
That's a little version of me AnonI want you to have it
>>680832187*discards in the rubbish bin*
Draw requests?
>>680832568Reimu Hakurei
>>680832568Sagume PC gaming
>>680832568The rubbish bin
>>680832568KURAUNPISU
Goodnight /v/hus!
>>680823228>this amount of hags and titsI thought 103 was a lolicon
>>680833221*yawn*
>>680832568lily white topless in a bikini with a bush and armpit hair
>>680833221it's 3PM!!!1!!!1111
>>680833609it's 12pm thoughbeit
IT'S 123132435435434PM ALBEIT
>>680833761understandable have a great night
Marisabortion
>>680824428Which ending is this from
Marisabomination
>>680833840nuh uh
>>680834089super secret ending if you 1cc mofuark with your eyes closed
>>680832634
>>680834389MR ZUN GET DOWN!!!!!
he posted?
confess
>>680834661I don't wanna
>>680834389Thumbnail make it look like Remilia is contemplating hanging herself
>>680834582
>>680830210Did you know? In '83 Huey Lewis And The News released Sports, and I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
>>680835041STOP POSTING THIS YOU UNDERAGE FAGGOT!
>>680835086
>>680834582now draw her sucking a horse cock while a dude with black medium hair wearing a glasses watching in the background
>>680821118i want to fuck that broom
>>680835041>>680833854>>680832634.....................................merth..................
>>680835331You wanna what?
idk man im like relaxing you know
HE SAID IT HE SAID IT HE NAMEDROPEED THE THREAD PERSONALITY
>>680818320>>680821118>patch releases>patches out the onahole broom>that's ityou rike?
>>680789981I'm maybe one of three people that actually palys touhou for the gameplayWhile I like the music too I don't give a shit about the lore
>>680835041>>680835270OMG MERTH HI!!!!!!!!
>>680835540The lore is shit because ZUN doesn't even care about it himself and constantly retcons and disregards what he wrote about it 10 years ago.The girls are still cute though
>>680835540why wouldn't you play literally any other shmup instead then
>>680835661Because I can.
stop that! im not a boy!
im a boy
I'm the now the thread personality that posts dogs. Guess who am I
>>680835540>>680835646I think the best part of the lore is when ZUN said >Taoism is... Le evil...This post is sponsored by the Myouren temple
>>680835897He didn't say that
>>680835879Eikijanitor...
>>680835879You're the guy who posted the Touhous he made while steelworking
merth open this
hey anon...
We have to say it. Remember, this is just a football game. No matter who wins or loses. An unspeakable tragedy confirmed to us by Gensokyo News in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Kyouko Kasodani, outside of his apartment building on the West Side of the Myouren Temple, the most famous, perhaps of all of the Choujuu Gigaku, shot twice in the back, rushed to the Human Village Hospital, dead on arrival. Hard to go back to the game after that news flash, which in duty bound, we had to take.
>>680816297
>>680836109Go back
>>680836098cute
This thread was moved to >>>/vg/483463025