What do you wanna see out of SR and the salmonids going forward? Think there’s more that can be done with them given we don’t know too much about them and SR is nothing more than a PvE side mode
>>680872051is this cropped porn
>>680872051I don't like the way he's looking at me...
This game is dead and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
>>680872051Do not the fish.
>>680872051>New SR Game Modes with new Objectives>We still need the GrizzCo Splatling, Brush, and Shooter>More New Maps>Never bring back Spawning Grounds and Marooner's Bay again>More Work Uniform Designs>New Special Waves>Please assign a Callout to the Left and Right D-Pad, holy carp!
Attention players - The seasonal /ink/ vs /v/ battle is soon approaching. Sign-ups end in *checks watch* 3 hours! We want (You)
>>680872510Oh yeah here's the link doh!https://forms.gle/dsiNeJnB6ycuBEmt7
Clique killed the pool!!!
>>680872510Reminder if you join you'll get access to our discord aswell.
>>680872740And we'll do it again too next game!
>>680872510Reminder if you join you'll get access to gem's underground squid school aswell.
>>680872051>Grizzco Palettes>Eggs collected over quota can be exchanged for chips (Power, Mobility, etc.) between rounds>Going over the quota increases hazard level accordingly like in Eggstra Work
>>680872858>>680872976Yeah but do I get a pink slop suit veemo to blow me if I sign up?
>>680873042Dude, no. You don't know where that pink suit's mouth has been.
>>680873042Depends. How hard can you carry?
>>680873042you a salmonoid? Preferably a Cohock
>>680873151She is not allowed in the GrizzCo Showers. She likes to corner newbies.......
>>680873281Grrrr octobrat needs bonerattle correction
>>680872510Reminder if you join you'll get access to the post tourney gay orgy aswell.
>>680873389Wrong thread
>>680873389will any naked gay black men shaking their rumps be there?
>>680873389There is too much kissing and not enough killing Salmonids in this company nowadays. Every Helicopter Ride back gets freaky the instant the Shift is over.
Stupid sexy steel eels
>>680873558salmon run? more like freaky run
>Fishfuckers and g*ys
>>680872976what does he teach in this underground squid school?
>>680873558What if I wanna kiss the fish instead
>>680873725I can't tell you but I can show you ;)
>>680873775Then the gay fish can get you home, get outta the Helicopter.Fish-Kissers can't be trusted.
>>680872740Name them
>>680874004is this xenophobia? uhhh jannies?>>680873775dw it's ok to kiss the fish sis as long as you make quota sis!
>>680872858G!!!...>>680872976GooneyTunes...>>680873389Laphi ttv...
>>680872265Splatoon 1 only just died recentlyYou can still find a match easily even if player counts have gone down
>>680874169LaphiTTV, Ricey, FangFox, Luis, DEENS, GooneyTunes, Nauice, TheLenny, Kincaid, Dogstalker, Albatross, BottomFrag, Brunhilde, Hypercool7, [REDACTED], melia simp, G!!!, Rider 1, Nekolumbus, BigJohn, Orly64, milfblitzer, Lugo, Nerd., Oct, DaDeepDive, Mr. Grunder, fhgwhgads, Ace, OldGuyGreg, njm, Len, Steph, DAPPER, BigStINKer, Chef Hoff, Harmstrong, Cadbrad, Momonga, Bupiti, Chord, D3FT + C3PH, Str1d3r, Coco!, GrnAnemone, Fried, pomf, sneed
>>680874261half of these people dont pay anymore, its kinda sad
>>680874354Nogami killed the pool!!!
>>680874261Oh, hey. My name is actually on here for once. You guys do like me, after all.
>>680874406SIlence, SR shitter
>>680874424I'm at least a Silver Shitter, thank you very much.
>>680874261you forgot me ToT
>>680874261
>>680874261first half are the original fagsthe second half are newbs
>>680874595Glob...>>680874596Leon...
>>680874595 (You)>>680875012Wrong again... it's ok st/ink/er-sama
You DID get a physical holographic Tableturf card of your favorite weapon before it went out of print, r-right?
>>680874261hey that's me
>>680875352No one likes it when they get tableturf cards out the gatcha, what makes you think I want them irl?
>>680875352no, I can't be bothered importing and I don't like the tableturf artstyle
>>680875352im sorry but i dont like the design or art of the cards
>>680875352splat devs shoulda let you put your favorite tableturf card on your splash tag banner
ahh, much better
>>680875785>>680875769>>680875635you DID get you rare paper r-right? I hope you're willing to pocket out 50 shekels to get your favorite rare paper
>>680874261Bros i'm 8 away from my bestie
>>680875352No Deep Cut, no buy.
>>680876430*blush* you guys should kiss XD
>>680875831Kek
>>680875012OnTheHook...
>>680875831Gay filters are the best filters.
>>680876956
>>680874261but what do their cephs look like
I'm still of the opinion that we need a story mode involving salmonids. Keep the regular SR, but also have a full-on campaign against the fish menace. I basically want Lost Planet: Splatoon edition. You can do co-op with friends or randos and tackle chapters as they go and have a huge crazy egg-stealing adventure. Side Order's already proven they can actually do new shit and come up with non-octarian enemies and shit. Just put a little more effort into it and it could be amazing.>>680875352As much as I'd like the Agent 8 or Harmony card, I'm not spending like 50 fucking bucks to import a pack of sub-par wafer cookies just to gamble.
Oh yeah, making a room at rotation for bonuses. Only looking for a king or two.
Other 3 weapons better make up for fucking reeflux
>>680879382If you need another member holler, otherwise have fun
>>680879918We still got a spot open if you're interested. Otherwise I'll just head in shortly.
Bitching, let's roll.
I fixed her
>>680880545Callie is cuter
>>680880545How dare
Damn good fug kill. I'm up for one more.
Damn, Splatoon threads have gotten so much worse than when Splat 1 was out.
OH SHIT NIGGER I GOT MY GOLDEN FLIP FLOPPER BADGE THAT GAME
>>680883559Congrats!
>>680883559Fresh!
Easy kill, GGs team.>>680883559Nice, how many golds do you have now?
GGs salmons>>680883559Fresh!
Destroyed that fucker with damn near 50 seconds left on the clock. That really should have merited one gold, but 5 silvers is pretty good. Games were really fun there, much obliged. And another gold boss badge down, hot damn.>>680883837>>680884171>>680884289>>680884307Cheers. This makes 3 gold badges now, other ones being maws and steelhead.
>>680872051source is nsfw twitter of https://x.com/oisii_osyakeall tweets are protected https://x.com/sushi_yaminabe
Anyone in the mood for some SR?
>>680885804FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL
>>680885804Too tired
>>680886068Alright.
>>680885804sure
>>680886225I've sent an invite.
SR 2/4
>>680886020the cliqueladies and gentlemen
>>680886652FUCK OFF, YOU'RE GAY
>>680886328you gents still going?
>>680887183w3
SR, I have to leave sooner than I expected. This shift will be my last, sorry about that. Thanks for joining.
>>680888204GGs
>>680873641What if salmon run was called Freak-on run and they ate cephalopod ass (that are sucking toes)
>>680872051ALRIGHT OPWHERE IS THE SAUCE?
About a day ago, I posted if the rotation was good to make it to EVP 999. Now here I am to vent about how much of a pain to get to 999. I noticed in the past 3 rotations I used to get to 999.(Note: this is my own experience w/ Salmon Run in Freelance this may or may not apply to you.)>The 40~200 range you either get stuck trying to go higher or you find that one solid team that breezes through like nothing (if you find them on the first minutes of the new map/mode rotations)>The 200~600 no matter who you get paired up 90% of the time you have no struggle to move up the numbers.>600~800 On this section is what I like to call purgatory because i tend to get stuck here all the time. I either lose points or lose on the 3rd wave or clear the previous job but immediately lose in the first wave on next job. What’s worse when ever I find a good team the map/mode rotation kicks in and never see them again.>And Finally 800~999 this is where I find the good people, those who like me want to get to 999 or just grinding scales most of the time we win.WHY DOES SALMON RUN HAVE TO BE THIS HARD TO GET TO 999
ink sacs
>>680872051UM
>>680894247Need more woom edits.
>>680895078post good editables
>>680892784that about lines up with all the times I got 999
>>680894247ummmmmmmmmmmmm...
tell me about the /vg/ frye clique
>>680900713A quick look at their current thread should explain everything
>>680874596>play with the pool frequently>only been namedropped onceNot sure if I should be happy or notAt least I don't seethe at the idea of people playing together
>>680872051
>>680902406why didn't you deposit the egg
>>680902540I did.
>>680902797but what about the second egg...
Is anyone else playing splatoon 1 here
>>680873469https://vocaroo.com/1bujoVaDbvLi