Here, it's for you.
>>681187219A png?
>>681187219Thanks sex, you didn't lace it with narcotics like the last time, did you?
>>681187219Ty, I'll drink the seggs milk
>>681187219catch
sex is gone?
HERE IT'S FOR YOU ARRGHHHHHH
sex for me but not for thee
and his twin brother
is this the thread?
>>681189957ya
>>681187219YOU WILL NEVER BE DORO
>>681191023Essex does it better.
>>681191007
>>681190969Where is the sex army marching?
>/v/ humor
It's over. In fact, it never even began.
>>681191704On me.
>>681188837>>681189273this meme template was never funnyhow did it ever catch on.
>>681189957yes
>>681189957no
>>681191023>still no stickyyeah i think essex won
what is the occult connection between sex and geese?
>>681187219Sex
>mfw the board
Imagine being a little girl and being lusted after by adult men
>>681193503omg mootykins hii
>>681193503you have a really weird fetish
>>681195149is this what a lemon sees?
Seeing a sex thread always makes me happy. Thank you sexposters
>>681187219mmhm, thank you, Essex
>>681195638
Can someone seriously and thoroughly explain to me the appeal/meme potential of that thing?Where did it come from? Why?
>>681196421She's from the gacha game Azur Lane, here's the lore
>>681196421>>681196550And here's how her character art (non-chibi) looks like
>>681187219thanks bro
>>681196550I understand better now, ty.
>>681196421She has a knowyourmeme article.Read it.
>>681197285This is beautiful
>>681197956
Once upon a time you'll get permabanned for insulting chocolate milk on this site.
>>681191671this is the best one
I love these threads
>>681200225and i love you
>>681200225We love you too
>>681187219Diverse Milk?
>>681187219Thanks babe
>>681187571catch
>>681191023
Essex the Cute
>>681201334Okay!
>>681191023Doro is just a cheap knock off of the Essex energy. Nikkers realized their game lacked the cute and goofy factor of BA and AL so they just made this weird looking thing, sometimes just copying Essex memes and pasting doro over Essex
>>681196421>>681196634>>681197201and she like nugs
>>681205342Doro is okay, the problem is the anons trying to pick a fight.
>>681188837>>681189273And their daddy.
is anyone else having issues with 4chan X?
>>681206856i'll slap you
>>681207434I don't know, Blue Clover is working fine.>>681207570No thanks.
cute essex thread
new essex kino just dropped
>>681209270
>>681209270Essex, no!
>>681207887No more industrialised sexThis is your final warning
>>681209270>"I'm not leaving">*disappears*why would she lie so blatantlythat child will never forget that betrayal
>>681209270she lives on in the boy's heart....
>>681210676i would have guessed walls
well well wellwould you look at the time
>>681212670silly essex
>>681187219
>>681187219Thanks, have a Doro in return
I COMMAND THEE KNEEL!
>>681212964
>>681187219this juice is banging yo!
>>681213457It's paint asshole
>>681213394Actual, unironic sexkinoI'm gonna go fap to FuPoo's stuff in honour of this work
>>681208449
sex threads should be a bannable offense._______________________
FEET ESEXO
>>681215361
>>681216735delete this
>>681216735
Sex merch
>>681218497>dying of sexWhat a way to go
>>681187219choccy milk fags are manbabies, just drink normal unflavored milk
>>681219082
In the embrace of Essex's lemon
>>681219170Just drink water.
>>681219542>>681219082>>681215361>>681214331>>681206904Why is Essex so racist and homophobic?
>>681221968
>>681221968Because she is the best girl
>>681221968Because she's based
>>681193186
I hope essex drops the orange juice and the glass breaks and essex steps on the glass and gets lots of lacerations, there is nobody more deserving of eternal pain suffering and torment than essex because essex is an incorrigible piece of garbage trash who tried to get away with robbing Helmet without repercussions well guess what essex there will not be a single person to forgive or forget and then essex will appease the mob by being burned and bombed and scrapped and sunk which was entirely deserved because essex is the worst trash
OOO PICTURE OF A CUTE ANIME GIRL. TIME TO GO AUTISTIC OVER IT
>>681226725This but unironically
>>681226725YES
>>681226674>>681226725
>>681226725
>OOO PICTURE OF A CUTE ANIME GIRL. TIME TO GO AUTISTIC OVER IT
>>681195149Thank you, Essex-sama, for the sweet release
>>681229536
*phroot*
>>681232773*updoot*
>>681221968Every memed character in chibi form HAS to be racist.Just look at Neco Arc, it's a zoomer meme staple.
>>681233606Zoomers actually got it right.
It should be a bannable offense not to post sex
>>681235458
>>681236073NOT SO FAST
Essex is great
good thead
Countdown to SEXtinction
Video games?
>>681237290Do you take bribes
Can I get sex here?
>>681239048
I prefer 3D sex.
>>681192315S O U L
>>681192315I thought this game was about women who transformed into battleships? Turns out is just a cooking sim?
>>681187219>Only one month until her birthday
>>681241019i hope she gets a sticky again, she deserves it
>>681187219Nicola and Bart
What gaem?
>>681241341Sugar Rain
>>681197086This sprite's the cutest.
wire_head leave this thead you genetic wheelchair bound failure
>>681187219Gachatrannies get the rope.
>>681241903
I am going to post cropped artwork of a character from Azur Lane
>>681187219Haha, no I should be the one giving you choccy milk...
peace was never an option
>>681242809Haha.
Just posted cropped artwork of a character from Azur Lane
hate sex
>>681243836anal
>>681187219I will never have sex but these threads are cute.
there's so much porn of these cunts, so much.
>>681245094
I sometimes just think about essex's face while at work and it puts a smile on my face.
Did you pray to essex today?
>>681239048Here's a sample.
>>681248794xǝs
Hand over the lemons and no one gets hurt
>>681249251its over for you, bud
3,000 black fighter jets of ehh-sex will arrive to save the eagle union
>>681237290
>>681187219CUTE!
>>681205342essex is just a shitty derivative of fumoposting
>>681187219the HECK is that thing
>>681254405A devious creature
mental illness
>>681254920>Posting cute things is mental illness nowLighten up faggot.
>>681254920
>>681187219Thanks sex
>>681257452I want to be there
>>681207375DOES ANYONE HAVE ORIGINAL PIC OF ESSEX WITH SHIFTY EYES FROM THIS PIC?
>>681257712>>681257452id bet i can find this store in bacoor proper.
>>681254405
Not time to sleep yet
>>681258818
>>681228239
tranime
>>681254039Gaijin fix red top when?
>>681187571
>>681187219Pinned reminder
is there a rimworld mod
>>681267613Is it combatable with CE and RR?
>>681193113A second fake pussy that tricks the overwhelming amount of rapists into fucking an unimportant hole.
>>681259749Please tell me there's one that is even further beyond
>>681188736NANIHAIYAI
>>681270630no....
>>681192282It's pretty bad. I think only the fact that it (rightfully) takes a shit on gacha is liked, because the rest is bad, unfunny and not exploitable.
>>681195149This is how The Sopranos ended
>>681197478I >>681222326I miss when Sandy was the meme girl
>>681187219I'm glad I witnessed this thread before I died
>>681272997me too
>>681273892Kek
>>681188837>>681189273Karmic reminder
>>681274087What is this from, i mean the dude in the middle. It looks awfully familiar, darkest dungeon?
>>681187219Hey, there's something in this.
>>681275548
>>681275372Limbus Company, it's My Form Empties
Bump.
>>681276191What did she mean by that?
>>681276326I dont get it either
Man, gatchatards are really braindead
>>681277446Seethe
>>681277446
how is this still here
>>681187219I ordered an iced capp with a chocolate and caramel shot.
>>681277858Friendship, love, and autism.
>>681193784Read the Kodomo no Jikan thread currently on /a/ for perspective on this.
this thread isn't allowed to die
>>681254039
>>681281440begun, the Sex Wars have
Essex confession
based
>>681282214Essex marriage
>>681187495It's a glass full of narcotics.
>>681283707How many versions of sex are there?
Best thread on here in a long time!
>Thread still up after 24hrsHow does she do it?
>>681216735DO NOT HURT THE 'SEX!
>>681284135Essex threads are subsidized by the U.S. governmentSource: Essex told me
>>681284405checks out
>>681284405>State funded sexHonestly quite incredible
>>681285016This is a blue board anon.
>>681188837use this one instead
sex-crazed reminder
>>681285016What is she going to do on the bed?
>>681287243Is it already time?
>>681268094
Eh?
>>681293370Ehhhh?
goodbye, sexthreadill stop bumping
wtf no! don't stop bumping the sex!she will die!
>>681294948>ill stop bumping
>we should reach image limit in every sex thread!!!!hmmm nyo
>>681296551but consider..
>>681296551What if yes?
>>681296551Why not?
SKIBIDI ESSEX
>>681298361its just not possible
>>681298684It is possible
gotta.. keep.. posting.. Sex!
I like sex.
>>681300713
>>681300713Look at her go!
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>681302535WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS!?!
>>681302975Black magic.
WTF
>>681302535Wtf this broke my monitor???
>>681302535you dont have to shake your monitor, you can achieve the same effect if you wobble your head.
>>681187219Don't want it
>>681303638I don't know. Did it break it? You fucking question mark abusing moron.
>>681303857
>>681303638It says, gently.
>>681303753or, you know, just scroll the page up and down..
>>681303638
eh
>>681306250
>>681302535Mustard gas
This is not another post about Essex
Spooky sex, don't click.
>>681308823
>>681308757This is another post about Essex.
This post may or may not be about Essex
>>681275723>top lel was over a decade ago
>>681310659She is literally like me when I'm at work.
>>681310659
le silly boat girl
Is it worth picking up Sex's game in 2024?
>>681314696take a look at the gameplay and decide for yourself
>>681314696Sex has a game?
>>681314696game?
>>681314696There's a game?
I just started Azur Lane when do I get Essex?
>>681316836Never.
>>681316836wishing well or just get lucky by pulling on the special pool or get an invite that has her or (maybe) the random medal selection when its giving out CVs
>>681316836
>>681316836what's azur lane?
>>681316836lmao
>>681191023Doro just doesn't do it for me as Essex does.
>>681267613
>>681187219WHAT HTE HECK IS THAT THING!!!
>>681316836I got her from special construction. So maybe that but I don't know if she still drops from there.
>>681319378Doro seems forced while Essex had the retard look from fhe start. Essex can do what doro does and more.
>>681319998Also helps that her name has SEX in it.
>>681319903A glass of chocolate milk.
>>681320295She plays the best pranks as well.
>>681321579I also like her relationship with Enty.
>>681187219Thanks ZEXO.
>1 day old sex thread still up
>>681323596Sex is very strong.
>>681323596>>681323769i don't even know who the fuck she is but it's the cutest meme i've ever seen and i hope people spam her more often
>>681324198
>>681324537CUTE!!!!
>>681322332Me too.
>>681322332
>>681325257>>681326260
>>681326456Look at them go!
>>681326456
>>681323596
>>681328351Me in the middle next to the pouting sex.
>>681326985>>681327767Enty and Sex,,,
>>681328912
>>681328997
>>681192315why did she turn those hamburgers into cream?
>>681330269that is chocolate, dumbsex
>>681192315She didn't even put that chocolate into molds, nor did she wait for them to cool.
>>681330269For love.
Sex threads are my only bastion of comfort and sanity in this time of turbulence in /v/. Thank you sex...
>>681331581>>681239901where's my 3D azur lane video game.
>>681331879Don't know, have a dancing sex instead.
does essex deserves its own board on the 'chan?
>>681332882why not?
>>6813315813D Essex is so soulless when compared to the chibi
>>681331879There's a shitty VN/shooter but Essex isn't in it.
>>681319919she does. she is added forever to the pool
comfy sex thread
>still upGachatrannies are pathetic.
>>681328351okay this one made me lel
>>681342762She's right.
We nearing image limit, gentlemen
>>681344902
And Essex said "let there be sex"
I don't understand this thread.
Thread Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpvHWTdYFEg
>>681345520
>>681327767nice ass
>image limitgood thread, Sexbros
see you guys in the next one
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
we did it sexit
