SGDQ 2024 starts in 9 hours. Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Now: HoypNext: Pre-ShowLater: Yoshi’s Story
I cant wait to be all comfy!!!
>>>/vg/>>>/vg/>>>/vg/
>>681265881I'm in
>>681265986Pffffhahaha
miggy
>>681266102>>>/vg/
its almost time
>>681266224Christ what an ugly skag
is OUR GUY running this sgdq?
>>681266227
>>681265881Hey SGDQ 2024!I just paused my speedrun of trying to find matching socks to make this donation. I'm not saying I'm bad at speedrunning, but my PB for making toast is still 'pending'. Shoutout to all the incredible runners who make this look easy while I struggle to beat my morning alarm!Here's $20 towards the cause – because saving frames is great, but saving lives is even better. Let's crush that donation goal faster than a glitchless any%!Good luck to all the runners! Remember, no matter what happens, you're all winners... except for that guy who speedruns taxes. Seriously, who does that?Keep on running and keep on being awesome!
>another GDQ waiting room threadthread status: hidden
>>681266224Is that an actual woman?
>>681266368>no mention of a dead family member
I feel...sad and ashamed knowing my waifu Flygon got married two years ago and fools around behind her husband's back with crossdressing trannies. I wonder how much weight Fruitcup has put on this year as well? Seems like every year she gains weight. I don't know if it was last year or the year before, but she did some kind of skit and it was insane how much weight she put on, like a good 30-40lbs.
>starts with yoshibased?
>>681266328>>>/vg/
Just had to donate during Hello Kitty Adventure Island, my favorite childhood game, can't wait to see it DESTROYED. My aunt died from colon cancer. Here's to an amazing GDQ, an amazing game and an amazing runner with an amazing run, let's kick cancer's butt!
>>681266468no
>>681266762what the fuck lmao
will we get rat kino again
>>681266762Pretty sure you can calibrate it by yourself, so I figured either that's his girlfriend or she just volunteered to do that because they thought it would be funny. You really don't need a second person to do what she was doing to the ring. I can't even tell if that's a female or not, but the whole head shaking like they were licking dick was kind of off-putting.
>>681266908>I figured either that's his girlfriend or she just volunteeredAnon that's Argick...
>100k donation goal for me to perform this little glitch that you could just look up online>100k donation goal for me running this game that we already have in the schedule and that we will stall for until we reach the goal>Let me remind you that the donation incentive closes in X minutes, get your donations in if you want to see this AWESOME RUN YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS>Let me interrupt this run to shill for a donation incentive that we still need 75k dollaridoos to reach
>>681266762>>>/vg/
>>681266858
Oh boy, I can't wait to watch a bunch of trannies play video games slightly faster than other trannies.
can't wait for HOOORAYkino
>>681267008>he posted it again
>>681266951I don't watch the European speedrun event, so I don't know any of the people. I literally didn't see the person's face on the ground, but they have long hair, so I thought maybe it was a girl. If it's a guy, then he did a faggot gesture.
>>681267169oh god oh no
There will be an obnoxious and unfunny phrase found and spammed in chat and for every "Name the character" option, and it will happen by Monday evening.
IM A HEADBANGA
I'm off Monday and this this coming weekend, not like it matters. The schedule sucks, literally see nothing I care to watch. The only real fun will be staying up and shitposting with people. A lot of anons don't even watch the runs, they usually do something else while GDQ plays in the background.
The threads will be the real highlight.
>>681267789always is
>>681267169>>>/vg/
soon
>>681265881>8 hours remaining>I'm stuck working under the sun and will have to sleep when i get back, a 45 min drivei don't think i will make it
>>681265986bro you do not want /srg/ to come back, trust me
>>681265881
GDQ has been healing, they better keep it up
>Elden Ring 2nd to last game>no dlc incentiveat least its glitchless
>>681269009>LE RANDOM WACKY DANCING Also aren't the two guys behind him gay lovers or something?
>>681269421nothing will ever top this run for absolute hilarity
Will we get more Kungfufruitcup fap material this year?
>>681269771Are you mentally ill?
>>681269771jesus christ
>see hoyp>get hoyp
>>681269009For a moment I thought this was the old clip and he was gonna fail, didn't look the the cam. That jump is tight af
>>681269771>more fat literally everywhere else except her breastsgrim
>>681265881Im gonna be honest theres no way I'll be able to sit down and watch a single run after Fast 50 was so fucking good.
>>681269890I guess I am to some degree>>681270003That's the best part, her flat chested uniformly tubby body makes me want to motorboat her armpits until ESA Summer starts
Reminder that speedrunner Duke_Bilgewater was banned for life from GDQs after this leaked.https://web.archive.org/web/20200530214411/https://pastebin.com/6XUraAzeDude is ice cold....
>>681269771To hit the wall this hard... I guess that's what a life of vidya does to chicks.
>>681269771PITO
So did anything actually come from the sexual assault scandale with ESA a few weeks ago or nah?
>>681271123yes, i came
>>681271123of course not lmfao
>>681271208I wish she would assault ME
>>681265986>>681266227>>681266468>>681267008>>681267895kill yourself
>>681271208Can't believe she got away with it. All those young boys...
>>681271326Don't be cringe thanks
>>681271123>sexual assault scandale with ESAuhh, quick rundown?
>>681271208wood berry
>>681271409ywn baw
>>681271547how many years ago was this?>>681271515https://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vk
>>681266368WHERE'S THE G E R M A N Y
>>681271620Source e.g. Twitter? Otherwise any anon could have typed this up.
>>681266368Hey guys, long time viewer, second time viewer. It gives me great joy to kill to a great cause. Greetings from cancer. PS: save the cancer, kill the Germany.
It's cringe that y'all still unironically watching GDQ trannyfest shit.
>>681271780
>>681271278>>>/vg/
>>681271123The only change is they appointed skenmy (the b-b-b-bumper guy) to security volunteer lead. Other than that, the larger part of the community is still pissed at orgs, but that's it.
>>681272036>dress like a slut among hordes of spergs>gets offended when a sperg spergs out around her>puts all the blame solely on the event organizersWomenat least she gave us some fapworthy moments before she women'd
ESA tards please move to your own dead general.This thread is for the world renowned GamesDoneQuick marathon that raises billions each year for CEO's.
>>681272250>gotta throw 4chan a bone lmaoDon't pretend orgs had nothing to do with it, they knew bloody well what they were doing when they okayed her into the role
>>681271620I get the other three, but that fourth one is literally fucking nothing. It might even be a kink of theirs.
>>681272250>presumes 3 random dudes going about their business are going to rape her>sits in a room with some dude for 20 minutes, is told he's a creep and then proceeds to sit their another 10 of her own volition>random sperg who i assume was on good terms with oversteps a boundary and spergs about his sex life(complains to the internet about this event instead of just telling him it's weird)The only valid complaint she had was the sniffing which may not even have happened.
>>681272036Attention whore
>>681272326>"hey ESA I want to dress like a fucking pole dancer for the prize segments, are you cool with that?">ESA approved of it whether with enthusiasm or indifference>bitch gets groped>"n-no that can't be the consequences of my own actions, it's someone else's fault!">makes a call-out post on twitter.comI would bet my right nut (it's the biggest one) this is how it went down
>>681265881Imagine still caring about GDQ in the year 2016+8.Oh but I am sure there are very lonely people here, and on Reddit specially, who still find GDQ to be amusing and worth watching, I am sure it totally is not the work of an Indian Internet Guerrilla hired by the GDQ staff to bait people into believing there is still a speck of interest for GDQ, and perhaps some may be baited into checking out the stream (and potentially donating* (*giving money to GDQ)).
>That’s when out of the blue, my head was grabbed from behind and I felt the other volunteer's face coming closer to the back of my head either kissing or sniffing me. kek
>>681272473If what she said was true about other people also complaining about the three guys then it's likely valid.
>>681265881no cosmo? no watch.
>>681269009duh duh duh, duhduh duh duh, duhduh duhduh duh duhduh duh duhduh
If it wasn't for Minecraft the first half of the day looks pretty good.
>>681272549I'm not going to argue about dressing code because thats just up to each person, honestely it doesnt even matter what happened to her and whos fault is it the problem is orgs not doing shit about it, if they didnt think there was enough reason to pursue a ban or warning on the people involved they just had to tell her they werent going to do shit about it instead they tell her to shut up about it which creates resentment, ofc it does>surprised pikachu face when it eventually blows up on their face
>I was given more demeaning comments like “I didn’t think you would do any work on your own.” or “sometimes you just need to throw 4chan a bone.” This made me feel like I was of little to no value to them as both a volunteer and a person. Instead it felt like I was being seen as either a sexual object, or as an individual with no worth.based
>>681271620TLDR
>>681267005>they spend hours shilling an "awesome" incentive like it's the coolest thing in the world>they hit it>when they actually do the incentive and run the game nobody gives a fuck and they just shill the next incentiveYou now remember the Dark Souls run with the awful donation reader.
>>681272932>Four unrelated incidents>1. Three random dudes kept following people around in the hotel, up to their hotel rooms, complained go staff who did nothing>2. Some guy tried to sniff her hair forcefully, staff did nothing>3. Get out into a room with an alleged groper for 30 mins by a volunteer who got promoted later on>4. Some guy/girl started describing their boy/girlfriends body in a suggestive way probably just wanted a threesome or somethingSo basically the big complaint is that the staff does nothing when told of security issues and that's it.
>>681272928This is what's consistent across all the pastebins, orgs inability to do anything but telling everyone involved not to spread the word>they tell Lovare not to say anything about any of the incidents>they don't do anything about the drunk sexting (2016, whatever)>they don't do anything about the pervert running around multiple events and verified by a bunch of different people that it was indeed a pervert and should have no place as an ESA volunteerIf the rumors are true, they also told everyone in the audience of Celina's run not to say anything about the hug "because it was just a rumor and totes didn't happen"
>>681273237>Celina's run and hug qrd?
>Destiny - Wrath of the Machine SoloMight be neat.
>>681271278damn, im actually playing xg rn
>>681273396I think about replaying it now and then but I wonder if we're gonna get a remake soon. Maybe actually flesh out the disc 2 content that got abridged.
>>681273503I might sound pretentious but disc 2 being like it is actually added to the charm of the game for me
>>681273642The game is already like 80 hours long so it almost feels like a mercy. Maybe they split a potential remake up into two games.
When's Runescape?
>>681273396basedI played it at the start of the year. Amazing gameJust started a Heartgold playthrough to play while watching GDQ since I probably won't want to play anything at my desktop
>>681273338You remember the German autist?>Celina's Super Metroid run>at the end, right when they cut the feed to go back to intermission>runs towards her and hugs her screaming "GROUP HUG">no one joins him>celina is cool about it, her friends are not>go to orgs and demand something be done about him>their answer was stomp out anyone claiming the hug happened and paint it as a rumor>also the reason why they gave the volunteer speech in the beginning of the next event telling them not to feed into rumors
>>681274137Oh, I forgot to mention, you cannot find the feed of the intermission between the SM run and the next one. They removed it from their vods.
>>681274137>the German autist>>runs towards her and hugs her screaming "GROUP HUG"Imagine the smell.
>>681265881>still caring about SGDQ and it's variantsExplain it to me, I'm not sure how you can stand such a tranny infested shitshow. Is the potential for cringe kino really worth it?
>>681274726Fun threads when the ESA staff mod is not thereGreat background noise to watch while playing gamesFun to talk about and shitpost about
>>681274726the threads
>>681274726I like video games. Especially done quick. Dunno what gargabe your thinking of.
>>681274726threads are fun, and even when they're not running games i care about it's still decent background noise for doing chores and stuff.i'll probably switch over to the euro footy cup when there's no interesting game being ran this year though.
SGDQ on one screen, Euros knock out stage in another.This is PEAK comfy
>GDQ/ESA threads are funHow?
>>681274991>>681275020>euro footy cupWho's playing? I don't actually care
>>681275141>can witness england being absolutely being buttblasted>doesnt care
>>681275050fun things are fun
>>681274726It's about the threads.Shitposting about runs and other related stuff with anons is just fun. Ending of last ESA is pretty good example of this.
>>681275403That's an impressive collage
>>681275403can we draw GDQs mascot this time?
>>681275403comfy! plum
>>681275524GDQ's mascot looks so bad though...
>>681265881Buy and Ad, stupid nigger
whatever happened to that speedrunning commenter who went off on camera about how she loved eating semen?she was from esa though (so actual real biological female)
>>681276860I married her and we have 2.5 kids
>>681276915>.5I'm sorry for that one bro.
>>681266415Also grease and you are a cuck.
>>681276860if you mean maral, i happened to see her in a stream with some "athene" guy just a couple of days agohttps://www.twitch.tv/athenelive/clip/QuaintRudeWoodpeckerItsBoshyTime-0t58jZ8FgXDNLycRno idea what the deal with that is, i don't care enough to investigate
I've been waiting for this...!
>>681275403the impromptu childrens drawing corner was more more fun than it had any right to be
Friendly reminder that the mods are very ban-happy during the first few hours of the first day. Chill out and lurk for a bit.
>>681275403my plum is immortalized now kekim kinda pissed what they did this year for ESA though. i actually tried to submit a run this time and I made it past the first cut but>esa no longer has night shift>esa no longer has b streammy long run would not have survived the main stream and now esa is gonna be shitty to watch with just 1 stream but at least there's gdq now to distract us.
>>681277472dont they usually hire more jannies when GDQs come around? i havent seen any positions advertised>mfw this will be the first GDQ where ip addresses aren't counted
Does SGDQ tend to be better or worse than AGDQ the last couple years
>>681271620>muh safety>muh bipolar>muh rapeI always knew she was a mental unstable bitch.
>>681277903better quality runs usuallybut less cringekino, bit more boring
>>681277903Worse. Although this AGDQ was better than usual.
>>681278026yeah last AGDQ was not as shit as the ones before it. wonder if they can repeat that for this week
>>681277903never could tell them apart
i dont even remember a THING about agdq 2024 holy shit
>>681277903I generally enjoy SGDQ much more but that's because Winter is fucking depressing and everything during Winter is shit
>>681277472Moderation usually lasts all event nowdays, especially if you complain about them or give any criticism towards thread culture
>>681278067I think so. The pandemic absolutely destroyed GDQ and it took them until last GDQ for them to find their way back again.
>>681278139Same, but it also feels like it was like 3 weeks ago.
can they live up to fast 50
Ever since Metako took over ESA I'd say GDQ has been more fun to watch
>>681278139>The perfect Sunshine run>RE2 no hit run>Worms (only for the memes)>vtuber of a green furfag baby being held by a tittymonster
>>681278316>vtuber of a green furfag baby being held by a tittymonsteri think that one has been at a gdq before it lol, just minus the tittymonster
>>681278256the speedruns kind of sucked and i didnt know any of those clownsi ended up just shutting off the stream eventuallythe tungsten cube was like the only gimmick that stood out
I have successfully migrated
gdq more than anything completely fucks with my sense of time. really badly like i'll go to gdqvods and type in a random game and find a run and see it was in 2021 or 2019 or something and i get anxiety attacks
>>681278274>Metakocan't stand that fagi remember once he got a PB in i think it was FFIX, he started getting all defensive and bitchy when people in chat started mentioning him having to sing the credits song. He refused to do it. A music teacher.
Where's the ice cream in this joint?
>>681278316I'll go to my death clinging to the opinion that Sunshine is the most overrated run of all time
https://gamesdonequick.com/activitiesHow come they never show us any of this stuff?
>>681278510Okay, die bitch.
>>681265881>ctrl+f keizaron>only found in staff segments and on couchlmao he really got shitlisted didn't healso caveman hoyyyyyp
>Metako hate talkguys ESA staff mod doesn't like that
>>681278316whats up with the boltgun run
>>681278561Not an arguement.
>>681278414you'll get used to it
>>681277794If they hadn't shot themselves in the foot at every step of the way in epic fashion they'd still have loyal volunteers yet here we are
>>681278606Aren't you supposed to be dead?
>Starting with Yoshi's StoryRenting this game, I didn't hate it. It's not until renting it again that I realized how bad it fucking sucks compared to Yoshi's Island. Still probably among the upper eschelon of Yoshi games.
>>681278529because that's only for the 2500 people that pay $100 to be at the venue
>>681278630That's not how it works man
>>681277998point to me where prize mommy hurt you anon its okay
>>681272640>slips in a little comment about two white menAlexa, remind me how they treat these people in non-white countries
>>681278642What do you mean? You didn't enjoy Topsy-Turvy.It fucking sucks. Holy shit do I hate that game.
The single biggest problem with GDQ is the occasional shitty announcer that keeps interrupting the game, forcing shitty memes and sometimes hijacking the entire show. Nothing can ruin a run harder.
>>681278529>no kusogrande on stream 2Missed opportunity
>>681278754I never even knew this game existed. What is it?
>>681278428Real organic hate Edenal btw people will always prefer him over you
Why has there never, ever been a monster hunter run at any of these events?
>>681278820Yoshi game with none of what makes a good Yoshi game and the most abysmal obligatory (game isn't playable without them) gyro controls known to man.
Wheres Prize Mommy?
>>681278820tiltan game shovelwarehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyLBCnDc6R8if you want a good tiltan game get wario ware twisted
>>681275524gay kazooie has no personality.
>>681278985Wasn't it designed by Square-Enix or am I remembering that wrong?
What runs are you most looking forward to?Also is chart anon really banned? I guess the rating spam got a bit annoying, but the charts became a pretty great resource to have since you're bound not to catch some runs that interest you
>>681279367'eckposter got banned?
>>681278642>implying everyone isn't going to be watching house of the dragon ep. 3 insteadFirst run is Mega Man 9.
>>681272237What's he gonna do, sit in front of the entrance to block it?
>>681274726i dont remember ever seeing a tranny on the esa streams.and the amount of negros is also slim.
>>681265881>pre-thread for trannies done quick in the year 2024
>>681279620>i dont remember ever seeing a tranny on the esa streams.eyetoy showcase a year or two ago had one that fooled the thread
>>681265881Bit over 4 hours remains, lads
>>681274726last one had some pretty decent ratio of (cringe)kino to tranny cringeThe Super Mario Sunshine guy redeeming himself was kino, boomers playing old games was kino, Darkest Dungeon was (unintentional) kino
>>681279663At this point I'm waiting for them to just show hard core tranny butt sex on stream.
>>681279896Wouldn't bat an eye. It's called normalizing it, bigots.
>>681279620They exist but aren't as prevalent as GDQ and they pass slightly better
Do you guys avoid games you havent played? Maybe im autistic cause I dont want to be spoiled on secrets/level solutions (unless its a shit/meme game)
>>681280168is fishtank that boring you've already migrated to SGDQ before its even started?
>>681274726Ya, there's some pretty great cringe
>>681280470>Maybe im autistic cause I dont want to be spoiledlmaono i don't think that's a weird thing, it'd be like reading cliff notes for a book you want to read for fun.
>>681280470If I'm interested in playing them I avoid watching, if not idc
>>681280470If I did that I'd see next to nothing all week. I do avoid some recent games if I'm quite sure I'm going to play it myself at some point.
Reminder: No migrating, forget to stay hydrated, and under NO circumstance should you remember to be comfy.Why the FUCK do they keep putting Pokemon on at prime time?
>>681281302It's one of the biggest earners. No matter how awful.
4 hours bros
You guys gonna be playing any games during the marathon? Which one(s)?
Trips decide what I scream loud enough to be heard on stream when I go (won’t be there till wednesday)
Schedule for RTA in Japan, if anyone careshttps://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024
>>681282702I'm gonna be (hopefully) finishing xenogears during the marathon and then maybe head on to suikoden or ff6
>>681283091>millions of anons have learned Nipponese over the years here>not one (uno) hosts an ENG restreamCurious.
>>681283091>FFXII non-international version 6hrs run>Ghost Babelwell, at least there are these to look forward to.
>>681278958I'm still malding as a yurofag on how we couldn't have Warioware Twisted but SURE, this Yoshi game was no problem
>>6812823872 and a half
>>681281302dude I just gotta heckin donate pokepuns
>>681282702I'll be playing Hyrule Warriors and writing whenever I'm not working
>>681283630Make it 3, best I can do.
>>681266224i hope this woman isnt going to be there again, she is exhausting to watch
>>681283091>start event with sonic 4 episode 2cursed>>681283234too much work involved, speedgaming used to do it many years ago but iirc they stopped because they had trouble finding volunteer commentators. (probably dwindling viewer numbers too.)meanwhile, japanese_restream commentators can sometimes be just people who have played the game like once but never seen a speedrun of it.
sorry im late.
>>681284083shes staff now, and guess whos back!
>>681265881Shit, it's that time of the year again
I'm too busy to bother making charts for SGDQ, so here.https://litter.catbox.moe/fpjbki.7zThis contains everything needed to make charts for SGDQ 2024 except the script to get rankings since it's so broken (you'll have to find another one elsewhere), so I've included two "goodies" as compensation.Link is temporary because I feel like I could improve the code, maybe even fix the rating collection script, by the time ESA rolls around. Even so, I set it to last as long as possible (3 days), so there's no rush. (But who wouldn't?)Test all of the features, maybe even add your own. I trust that you'll make the best charts you can.
>>681284328>have to rely on a random /v/irgin to pick up the torchOwari da. Guraspic won.
im hereto open tab occasionallyget boredand close it
>>681284328its just dolphin porn?
>>681284328we are all chartanon now
>>681284328wait thats not even the original chartfag
>>681282702Gonna finally get started on my Diablo 4 season 4 character, play some Monster Hunter too
>>681265881The game list is shit this year lmao.
>>681283091>YS>Ryza 3>X commandIt's going to be so comfy
>>681265881is the design for the schedule picked from some kind of pool at random every year? it feels like its the prize for some highschools frontend class
>Ctrl + F megaman>MM4 and x5>saturday looks terribledoes GDQ just not accept MM runs anymore?
MIGGED
>>681286143retard-kun, the third game played today is MM9
We ready?
https://youtu.be/mvn8TQ1R9X4?si=F0GdYh43-iFLy23NOur boy Cosmo is finally dropping the troon shit and getting back into the speed running
>>681286805gdq is unironically going to be better than esa this time due to no night stream and no more b stream
>>681286970Does that mean no "bad games done quick"? Because that was one of the only sections I watched anymore unless people hyped up a particularly good run.
>>681267169this was literally the worst run eversimp mod dropping like $200 worth of bits to spam shit across the run was the saddest thing about it
1 hour 22 minutes
>>681287175>Thread stone dead this close to launchIt's unironically over
>>681287072gdq is still 24/7 but esa now shuts down at night. the image posted was from last summers esa which is why I brought it up. I should have been more clear.
only Yoshi and Megaman will be good today mark my words
>>681287224What are we suppose to talk about? We're all waiting and we don't want the mod to ban us for having fun
>>681287224>why aren't we yapping about nothing
>>681282702Don't know yet. Maybe total war shogun 2 or dynasty warriors 5 empires.
>>681287652>dynasty warriors 5 empires.man I havent played this game in ages. Are there any new DW games that are any good or are they all crap?
>>681265881Reminder that Chibi won
>>681288049Chibi was always a gigachad and Caveman a seething virgin loser
>>681288036No idea. I stopped playing newer dw games after 7.
migged
>>681282702I'm sorting all my GB games... what's a good Game Boy game that is good, but not definitely must play like Mario or Wario games. Since I played all of them.
>>681288115Sit down, Chibi.
>>681288049Not personality-wise.. Caveman is lucky to have that sort of hair. Unless I thought he was in his 30s.. if it's 20s I guess it's not that impressive.
>>681288049fun stuff, is chibi still hopping around japan trying to find an english teaching job?
Will keep it on in the backgroundGDQs are so uneventful in recent years that not even the threads can save them
hoenstly what im excited about is seeing how uyama's transition is coming along
>>681265881I’m up next guys, wish me luck!
yeah I'm just gonna watch the vods laternot even sorry
Have any of the attention whore hosts transitioned yet?
Does the schedule show my local time? says the pre-show starts in 1hr48 mins
>>681289583yes
another event run by kidsbaka
>>681280470no because, there's a high chance that when I get to play said game, I'll forget most of what I saw or at least the finer details
>>681289721Unfortunately these people are probably in their 30s by now.
>>681289221That shit was bizarre. And then he introduces his mom who turns out to be not an Asian lady but a Jewish woman. Can't make this shit up.
can this shit start already i'm bored
LGBT event
>>681289849anon BOARED
>>681289992Weclome aboard!
>>681266245who wants to help me paint her giant forehead with cum?
any good troons to watch out for?
>>681290331what's a "good" troon?
>>681282702I'm going to be routing a category in a game that I speedrun
>>681284215Wtf why can’t I get a gf
>>681290359one that is especially eldritch or freakish, such that it leads to higher than usual funposting
>>681283091finally a schedule so I can add with the rest>Finnruns July 3rd-7thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/finnruns10/schedule>ASM July 15th-21thhttps://horaro.org/asm2024/schedule>ESA July 20th-27thhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTnU3ZF3lixVRMLeIS0CgEXB6BViqJ5v5mVWhw7k840ajEyr9KfW0TnGB4LDk9F5_Dd3EOW3xMjUv2n/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true>RTA August 8th-15th>Flame Fatales August 18th-25thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49
>>681265881Where do you guys watch it? I don't want to go on twitch
>>681290587>I don't want to go on twitchwhy?
>>681284328>>681284591>>681284816>>681284854>>681284935Chartanon is a faggot that ignore scores he’s biased as fuck
>>681265881HOYP
>>681290587for me its v4c
another cringe year of everyone talking so fast about their game that it becomes annoyingif their game isnt mario, zelda, etc they shouldnt even be here like holy shitalso why arent they on youtube aswell? fuck twitch
>>681290637Not him, but I prefer to watch streams on Youtube because the adblock actually works and it's immensely easier to go back and forth through the VOD.
>>681290637I don't like it>>681290705My man
I missed you bros
>>681290792>I don't like itwhy?
>>681290826Same. I caught myself wishing there was something to watch after the last ESA many times.
I know it just started but whats the Tgirl count so far?
>>681290826Is that you Anon? Remember me? You sucked my cock greedily last event, it is you, look at those dick-sucking-eager-lips
>its already time for another GDQfucking kill me. this year has gone by so fast
>>681286871Where's the s oylent?
>>681290924they posted the webm so 3 methinks
>>681290702no, no HOYP cause no sunshine
Whats everyone snacking on this time?
>>681290927good to see you again
>>681290952>this year has gone by so fastEvery year since 2009 has been going at highspeed
>ctrl+f zelda on schedule>alttp swordless>twilight princess randomizer>oot ganon no srmWhy all the meme categories for Zelda? I thought they didn't do things like randomizer because it's "illegal" in nintendo eyes
>>681289270>missing the threads>actually watching this garbagelol double retard
>>681290952>game has unbeatable bosses
>>681291128>Every year since 2009 has been going at highspeedand soon we'll all be ash
I've got my ritual posts primed and ready
>>681273882soon
>>681291161>I thought they didn't do things like randomizer because it's "illegal" in nintendo eyeshave you memory-holed the HERE TOGETHER bullshit?
>>681291327>have you memory-holed the HERE TOGETHER bullshit?no i barely watch these things anymore
>>681291041ice water
>>681290791>AdBlock actually works Git gud
>>681291310Don't. The mods are on high alert the first day.
>>681290893should have watched PACE with us.threads were fun for the mario tournament
favorite rareware game?
>>681291041nicotine and coffee
>>681291041WaterDipping tobaccoMy fingernails
>>681291428it better be just black coffee with no sugar
>>681291405>implying I haven't been doing it for years with no ban yetI'm not an avatarfag or porn spammer, anon
Please let the prize segments not be agony this time>>681291428Based twink bro, that was my diet until I hit 30
>>681291409Every time I looked in they were running Mario 64. Like, day after day.
We're in for a good week of speedy games done fastly. pure /comfy/
>>681291409oh shit I watched it last year did I already miss this years pace?
>>681291525yeah it was great
>>681291521lol. lmao even.
Runs today that interest me:
How many more hours before the cringe?
Thoughts on AxelLarsen reclaiming Ocarina of Time 100%?
>>681291681didn't ask faggot
>>681291320oh fucking great, argick and keizeron. the only thing that could make this better is if rubie was there too
>>681291490It's latte macchiato>>681291521Good think im not a twink or 30! yet
>>681291772Argick was fine at ESA, I hope he's mellowed out overall
>>681291849he was just on some small sega marathon and he would not shut his fucking mouth for even a breath. a little bit of that guy goes a long fucking way
>less than two hours until GDQ starts>my new headphones that were supposed to arrive today after my last ones broke still haven't arrived
>>681291742didnt think he had the talentso i only watched him rarely
>>681291849you fags will excuse anything to pretend ESA isn't pure shitargick is insufferable 100% of the time
>>681291916Should've bought headphones you don't need to replace. I've had the same sennheisers for a decade plus and I have spare wires and parts in the closet. Hope you get em soon though
>>681291041It's Elderflower season so I'm doing just that. Trying to go on a diet right now so I'm not a fat fuck for ESA summer
Kino, I need some good background noise
>>681291991Holy mindbroken, this early in the marathon too
>>681291916ARRIVED LITERALLY AS I POSTED THIS LETS GO
>>681291991They're like 70% the same thing, but I'm sorry for setting you off
>>681290702What emotion is he trying to convey?
> https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comparison/oh no no no no
>>681292104>anon brings up esa in a gdq thread>comment on esa being bad>euros seetheare you pretend to be retarded, or is it natural
>>681291041They had a two for one deal at the local shop so I got Cheez-Its. Cheddar Jack and White Cheddar and threw them in a bowl together.Not bad, honestly. Cheddar Jack overpowers a bit if anything.
>>681291742>no srmdoesn't count
>>681291991ESA IS MOTYEY
>>681291916>>681292164what hedpohnes anon
>>681292214zfg still king
>>681266306He has been cancelled! Closed down! Shuttered! Condemned as unsafe! We don't talk about The Hour of Shame!
>>681292306zero fucks given
>>681291774>It's latte macchiato
>>681292214>>681292306SRM is dead. Let it go.
>>681292212Mentioning ESA constantly when watching gdq is the definition of being mindbroken anon, especially when we're discussing annoying dono readers. Mr game and shout is infinitely worse than argick to name just one.
Which literal terrorist organization are they funding this year?
>>681292284Sennheiser HD206. Bought them every few years. They tend to break every five years but that's cause I'm a moron. The sound quality is good from what my non-audiophile ears can tell, at least for such cheap headphones.
>>681292214>>681292406What happened to SRM anyway? I remember zfg mentioning a deadlock in discussion on what kinds of SRM should be allowed, have the rules for the category been decided yet?
>>681292353Does zfg do anything other than play Zelda? I'm totally convinced he rolls out of bed to play Zelda and nothing else. Might even still live with his parents even though he makes six figures. He never talks about things he does outside of gaming so I have no reason to believe he does anything else.
>>681291991Argick is fine when he's running solo, when he's on host and doing co-op I tend to mute because that's when he gets the loudest
>>681292471>israel defense forcewhat did he do, help people not pay medical bills?
>>681279367chartanon will awaken from slumber to mspaint again
uhh...
>>681292680Wouldn't start my morning any other way
>>681291041Red bull and sips.
HOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP
ack!
>>681292612he was in several pictures wearing a military uniformso they bombed him and half a dozen of civilians while he was cycling to work at the hospital
glad they got pizza tower in hereluv me some pizza tower
what is the status of dilation stations?
YOU WILL CONSUME THE GDQ MANDATED DORITOS
>>681292428ah, so you're not pretending
>>681293120>7 day banchrist
>>681293097look under your post
Life is miserable all year round until these threadsSo glad to be back on our digital holiday bros
>>681265881>GDQ threads are ruthlessly pruned by tranny jannies who also work or "volunteer" for the gendersdonequick streamI love seeing them get triggered
>>681293120Everyone will have corporate mandated "good vibes" as the kids say.
>>681266368Hey xirs! First time, 3rd time long time! From Scandinavia! Here's 300k and to drs without borders! Definitely not a globalist money laundering scheme! Love you! Kill the animals!
>>681293120I can't feel safe in a gaming space knowing someone in it doesn't like doritos.
>>681293120Let it go man, just enjoy the runs
>>681293120lmao
>>68129328124-hour comfy cringe kino in 1 bong 23 bings
>>681293347>>681293120Chat will be cute.Chat will be hydrated.Chat will eat Doritos brand corn snacks.
for how many events can they keep the pretense up?
>>681292556>What happened to SRM anyway?New route is WiiU only and nobody wants to play it because the WiiU port of OOT is dogshit.
>>681293120>say you don't like Doritos>get literally banned for the weekI hate these fucking faggots so much, they really are just asking for someone to get fed up and start shit at some point with petty garbage like this
>>681293562>New route is WiiU only and nobody wants to play it because the WiiU port of OOT is dogshit.Even worse I thought they were talking about iQue being the fastest. Can that chinese shitware even play games that long without overheating? At some point you realize this shit is all ridiculous
>>681292471>idfWtf I love MSF now.
HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE
hehehtrannis:)
Ten years have passed since SGDQ 2014.How are you doing anon?Has your life gotten better or worse?
>>681293557These "people" also think their money is going to drs without borders and isn't going right into the pockets of gdq. If you bring this up you will be immediately banned.
>>681293879Worse. World really went to shit around 2016.
>>681293557
>>681292471oh so that's why obama drone strike'd them.
>>6812939462012. But close, tds chan. Gdq went to shit around 2019 when they started doing the pronouns and shit. And then there's the whole money laundering bit. They're stealing from you if you donate.
>>681293879worse for sure
>>681293980please use the complete image
>>681293980>only 2000 dollarstry donating morethey'll definitely read your comment if you pledge 4000 dollars!
>>681293946What's wrong anon? What happened in 2016?>>681294094How so?
>account is still banned because a mod thought my username was meant to be anti-trans memeing
been banned from GDQ since 2012 for typing "cosmo" in chat
>>681293879my income hasn't really changed, still making 30k @ 30 years old
>their merch store has nothing i wantguess im not donating this year
>>681293879Worse. Every hobby that i enjoyed at that time, has been ruined by the activist and trannies.
>>681294187what was the username?
>>681294287Tr4nnyFixerI'm a mechanic
Post the webm. You know the one.
>>681294187>>681294202Have you learned your lesson yet?
>>681294287>xX_neckyourselftroon_42percent_ack_2005_Xx
>>681294187>tr00nkillah41>"wtf why was I banned??"
I got banned from GDQ before they had trannies
>>681294287>>681294374>>681294386forty_percentIt was based on an /a/ meme from 2007 that had nothing to do with trannies.
>>681294370
>>681294287xxx_thebigdumpy_ack_xxx
>>681293562>New route is WiiU onlyit's a shame since I thought SRM runs were fun
>>681294221Money is not everything as long as you can afford your basic needs my friend.>>681294275What kind of hobbies are you into that those people can have an effect on it? Go hiking or something lmao
>>681294430same situation as men named Adolf
>sitting 7 feet away from screen>oh hey a girl runni->it starts speakingah oh well
>>681294431Trump won.
>>681294441I just realized, this is probably the last GDQ before the Switch 2.
>>681294469>nigga laughing his ass offban that bigot ass nigga
>>681294430can you explain the meme?
has the chair sniffer been surpassed?
>>681294659do they still have cameras on the audience?
>>681294659They're making a movie out of him so nopehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtzJQjzL7U
When does this shit start?
>>681294587If that is how it is, they should really kick the 3rd release of DKC Returns to the new hardware.
>>68129476730 minutes
>>681294740god damn I miss those titties in the red shirt
The first run is Dan Salvato? Isn't that the guy who made Doki Doki Panic?
>>681294637During the airing of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, which was an extremely popular show on /a/ as it aired, there was an interview with the staff that involved them saying that the last 5 episodes of the 27 episode show had about 40% of the budget put into them, implying they were going to be a much bigger spectacle.People got really hyped based on that and as a result the phrase got posted a lot until eventually simply the amount became a meme of its own.
>>681294791wtf
>>681294430Underestimate how paranoid their chat moderators are at your own peril
>>681294659For the last fucking time, he didn't sniff the chair. I was just getting something underneath my seat at the time
>>681294791lol
>minecraft>ratshit and clank0/10 first day
>>681294876Sure bud, we all believe that excuse :^)
>>681294876Kek
>thing happens>faggots in twitch chat "YAY TRANS PRIDE!!! WE DID IT"
>>681294721
>>681291535based positivity anon
>>681294876oh shit he's here
>>681294876protip: if you ever find yourself in such an embarrassing situation just embrace it, play along and laugh it off with everyone elsedenying it and getting mad will only make things worse and everyone will keep memeing even harder about it
>>681294876>I
>>681294847YeahTurns out he also speedruns Yoshi's Story of all fucking thingsWeird, innit?
>>681295136cute chat :3drink water cute trans chat :3remember to breathe oxygen and blink :3
>>681295223what is this rancid chink doing these days?
>>681295202There's a difference between "haha yeah you got me, I was the one that farted during the meeting" and "yes, I was the man that sniffed the seat of a stranger in front of tens of thousands of people".One you come off looking like a goober, the only you look like a sex offender.
Go slovakia!
I'm ready
Why are they offline wtf helps pls.
>>681295359wrong thread wrong board
>Just noticed its past noon>event starts in under 30 minsWhere's my fucking countdown timer
>>681295359This is Britbong territory.
we gaan?
>>681295340ok whatever rocks your boat assniffer lmao
>>681295445
>>681295443Nein, ich denke nicht
Ska den här skiten börja idag, eller?
>>681295505'ES A WEE LIHLE LAD
soccer/football sucks
>>681286871Is he actually dropping the trans stuff? That's pretty exciting if so, happy for him.
Eurochads are we here?
https://tracker.gamesdonequick.com/tracker/ui/events/48/prizes
>>681295512Haha, ja. Arbeit ist gut. ^^
>SGDQ is being sponsored by BlizzardGuess they don't care about all the sexual harassment after all
>>681295584rare tim
>>681295626if anyone tries to argue they "cleaned house" don't forget how these people will cancel anyone over the past, no matter the present
>>681295339Twitter says she's senior manager of eSports for bamco
>>681295602yep, he's finally getting better mentally
>>681295619here and comfy!
>>681295626>tiered sponsorswhy are amerikikes like this?
>>681286871>dropping the troon shit and getting back into the speed runninganon...
>>681286871All the troons coping in the comments lmao.
>>681295723that's really great, thanks for the good news
>>681295602>>681295723I wonder if he's ever going to actually address it.
>>681295597youre mom suxx
>>681295743>>681295619go back
Will we hear from Médecins Sans Frontières grandma this year again?
>>681295620
>>681295626Let's also not forget that their esports are owned by Suadi Arabia who actively kills LGBT people
>>681295780He is lying to you Cosmo just decided to stop even trying to resemble a woman.
Pre show starts in 20?
>>681294469>>681294370reminder
>>681286871Why? Being a trans icon has real world applications and benefits. Speedrunning does not.
>>681295706what esports game does bamco even make? Kekken? they don't even run their own tournaments, so she has to send a few emails a day to the local TOs and then does nothing. women really do be living life on easy mode
>>681295821Racoons are not CUTE, they are BASTARDS that DIG UP my goddamn garden like the RAT FUCKS they are.
>>681286871don't count your chickens before they hatch, the game he's running is forspoken
>>681295767literally where? there's like 20 comments
>>681295907I'm already about to pre
>>681295936Being useless is better than being evil. Being trans is actively evil.
>>681295223this bitch ruined TI, I hate her so much its unreal
>>681295930Honestly this approach seems so dumb. At that point theyre just bring more attention to it.
>>681295936Being a troon means your life expectancy goes from 85 to 35>>681295801probably not, this is all he had to say
>>681295975Filtered
>>681296012still calling him narci after he started calling himself Cosmo again. it's the most psychotic shit>Are you trying to reclaim yourself from the trans community?>no no you're one of us now forever>and if you disagree all this fake niceness vanishes in a second
15 minutes hooooooooooyp
>judaic charity tranny weekGayer than LGBT month
>>681296012>Just to be clear friend you still ARE one of us correct haha?
>>681291551yeah you missed it. it was in MayWeegee constantly resetting was a meme throughout the tournament. Cheese won with a 1:37xx.
>>681271620>“sometimes you just need to throw 4chan a bone.”Ok, so this confirms that at least one of the big dogs at ESA lurk this threads
Reminder: New threads are ONLY authorized once the current has reached page 10.Thank you for complying!!
>>681295930what happened
>>681296130>>681296167What are they, the fucking mafia?
>>681296206damn that sucks, I thought it was in july or august last year, I dont remember it being that early.
>>681296130Devil's advocate but he hasn't officially said anything about it yet so I'm hoping a chunk of those people are just erring on the side of caution.
>>681295937yup, tekkeni guess she got headhunted because she handled dota 2 tourneys before and speaks both english and japanese
Lol, so many yellow cards already. This is a bloodbath.
I don't even watch the runs anymore. I just shitpost in these threads and play games. GDQ is nothing but background noise for me.
remember what they took from us.he was too good for them, and they corrupted him.he found a place to belong despite his autism.they used it against him, making him bend over backwards to try to fit in, then shunned him out of jealousy of the attention he was , but never giving him a solid reason why.he apogized, not even knowing what he did wrong, and all they did was ghost him, and shun him.now he's a husk.confused, alone, and trying to find that sense of belonging that the GDQ leadership took from him out of spite.
>>681296263A sex cult, but yes. Hoping he can weather the tide.
>>681296263unironically they will do everything in their power to make your life a living hell if you disagree with them
>>681296337this guy is a bigger creepo rapist than Doc Disrespectmychildren
>>681296314turksmell ref is why
>>681296326I'm not going to take this bait and turn this into another culture war thread.
>applogized for all the troon shit he pulled>started calling himself Cosmo again>got back into speedrunning after the shit from 2015 where he said he couldn't anymore Cosmo is healing and i'm all for it!
>>681296428name exactly one thing he did wrong
having so much raw talen and playing this bad during the entire tournament holy hell
KFFC status?
brits are a joke of a people kek
>>681296468sexually harrassing a woman at GDQinappropriately touching a girl under the age of 18 at GDQarrested in his home town for attempted rape
>>681296536Ballooning by the day
>>681296503It's a disgrace. Southgate's gotta go.
>10 minutes till event starts>GDQ IS OFFLINEIt's so fucking over bros
No 30min countdown on the stream this time?
>>681295930The weirdest part is that the runner just kept playing through it and didn't even seem aware of the fact that the stream had been blanked out. Even said "there's nothing crazy about this" or some shit.
>>681296314>>681296503Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The faggot club's two blocks down.
>>681296574you just made that up, why would you lie about him?
>>681296615not for thepreshow no
>>681296602SHOUT OTUS TO THE TECHHHH CRRREEEWWWW
>>681296536I will get some chicken today
>>681295930>>681296616Isn't typing of the dead pulling from dictionaries so it won't be the same lines every run?
>>681296597southgate should say, I love england being a fucking embarassment
Can we get an early mig?
>>681296715Hello, Scot friend!
>>681296758Nuh yet
fuck off
>>681296680Yep.
>>681296790wrong thread fren come to sp
SLOVAKIAAAA>>681296771im german
>>681296715AHAHAHAHA You got your wish
>>681296790>goalkeeper jumps to the same side every time>they still missTHE THREE LIONS OF ENGLAND
>>681296875He is cute
>webmconverterON>obs instant replayON>gdq reaction folderONit's time!
>>681296878no. I want brit fags to leave this thread
>Cytube is dead apparently because it won't loadRIP /v/ shitposting chat??BROS???
>>681296987the fuck is this
>>681296912Israel bros our response?
>>681296982
what snacks you got?
>>681296875dj max games are such nonsense
>>681297041>Cytube
>>681297060brits STILL kneeling while americans watch kek
>>681297073>stream 2too soon, man
>>681297073>no stream 2 this year
>2 minutes>GDQ IS OFFLINEBROS?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>tech issues before the event even startsSHOUTOUTS
Can we all acknowledge that Croatia got robbed in the Euros?
IT'S UPIT'S UP
Are the SMS Zoomer twins back this year?
>>681297213HOLY FUCK TURN ON CNN
>>681297165>>681297179They had to evacuate the building because of a bomb threat
Are they late?
So did they not even bother playing the gaym music or what?
>>681297165It's postponed
>OFFLINELMAO
>>681295689>>681295584>>681295505
>>681297165>>681297179Blueglass spotted on the rooftop beating his chest and throwing things at passing cars
>offlinereeeeeeeeeeee
>ALREADY LATELET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OVER ESTIMATE
>30 minute pre-showfooty it is then, at least until half time
The time of GDQ's execution.... has been delayed..
Goddamn this is what happens when your tech crew is full of troons and niggers
>>681291742His stream is weird and gay baitey for viewers and then he drinks to cope with being a glorified OF whore
>already over
:clock emoji:
RATE THE PRE-SHOW not really>>681297347
>Tech issues starting BEFORE the event even beginsThis is honestly fucking impressive lmao
>>681297381good event, cya next year boys
>>681296912what happened to human rights aren't politics
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>offline>modem test streamUhh did they forget that it was today?
>>681297382wow, no nobody fucking cares
Rate the event so far guys.
TRANS RIGHTS!!
>>681297452>>681297404sss
Off to a roaring start.
>>681297452O/RB
>litterally the exact first runWell this is a good start
>>681297452stop with the ratings, you're using up valuable thread posts.these things don't grow on trees, you know.
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER GDQ SISTERS
>>681297347
It’s up
I NEED TO FUCKING MIG
>>681297318>take a peek>think this isn't a 'major' issueGood. Hope it won't be because I like TinyTim.
It's up.
REFRESH, SISTERS!
>stream late for a... countdown
>>6812976521 more page, cretin
>another 15 minutesLET'S FUCKING GO TECH CREWSAY IT WITH ME /V/: HOYPEEEEEEEEEE
>it's actually upF5 F5
>page 9it's over
.........$%ggers...
We're already behind, wonderful.Wonder whose run is going to get cut to make up for it.
>>681297659>>681297659Only 1000 bucks so far. It's joever.
oh my lawd it's up TransDance HOYPE
>>681297659
ALL MY FELLASA-A-ALL MY FELLAS
>>681297745NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1.5k before the event even started, what?
>deltatroon musicofc
>>681295584what PS1 game is that?
MIG>>681265881>>681265881>>681265881
What's Kungfu gonna be wearing?
the fuck is this shitty countdown timer? where's the movie theater timer? did it break and thats the reason we're behind?
>>681297779Hey it's a pretty good track
>>681297776pre-orders
>>681297803Migged
>>681297776HI THERE YETTI HERE HOYYYYYYYYYYYP
Real mig>>681297823>>681297823>>681297823
>>681297819brrraaaaaaaaappppppppppp*sniff*
QUICK TO THE DILATION STATION!
>>681297745PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPGET OVER ESTIMATEPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>681297803ebin
>>681297803You are a bag migger.
>>681297819Hank hill
>>681297776>he doesn't know
GDQ WAITING ROOM GET IN HEREwww.twitch.tv/jhayMARIO GOD SETTING ANOTHER WRGDQ WAITING ROOM GET IN HEREwww.twitch.tv/jhayMARIO GOD SETTING ANOTHER WRGDQ WAITING ROOM GET IN HEREwww.twitch.tv/jhayMARIO GOD SETTING ANOTHER WRGDQ WAITING ROOM GET IN HEREwww.twitch.tv/jhayMARIO GOD SETTING ANOTHER WRGDQ WAITING ROOM GET IN HEREwww.twitch.tv/jhayMARIO GOD SETTING ANOTHER WR
>>681297819why was this picture taken? like the intent behind posing like this? there's no way it's a creepshotpuzzling
>>681297860>>681297848no bully
>>681297907Shut the FUCK up retard
3k and the streams been on for 5 minutes what the fuck is even going on? also why is the chat subs only wtf
MIGGIN AND SHIGGIN AND DIGGIN>>681298043>>681298043>>681298043
>>681297112What a foul time we live in
What's current local time at the event itself?
>>681298041>also why is the chat subs only wtfIt's been that way for 7 years now because of trannies
>>681294165kek, and then hes a groveling cuck. incredible
nice theater you've got here. be a shame if everyone were to pass out
>>681298137also why is GDQ stealing ESA memes now wtf they are stealing goosebert
>>681295445Wtf
Let's start the first 5 Dollar Train!! Hoooooype!!! OOOOOORB!!
How much Israel/Palestine activism do you think we'll see at this event?
>>681298467it'll be spammed every 5-10 minutes except during the night time hours
https://youtu.be/2_CQA14xFF4?si=0rPlxdiah09JbweqNever forget
>>681265881will we get the chair sniffer again this year
