this is what Disco Elysium's writing sounds like
>>681379603I just bought it in the sale so I hope you’re lying.
>>681379603It really isn't, but even if it was, that's the type of stuff your inner skills would say, not something Harry would say out loud or, if he did, Kim and everybody else would just call him crazy and to go back to his work.
>>6813796034chan used to sound like this guy btw
>>681379603I hate these faggots so much it's unreal
>>681380739difference is we grew out of it
>>681379603>>681380362>>681380368>>681380739>>681380765Today is not Tuesday THOUGH.
>>681379603blud called his fingers tentacles
>>681379603Word for word
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>>681379603in any case, you're not a magic skeleton, you're a ghost sending electrical impulses to a bunch of muscles and tendons that move this skeleton around
Encyclopedia - That is not now this works
he also wrote this iirc
>>681379603>YOU ARE A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED BY NEUROTRANSMITTERS
>>681381163
>>681380362It does but only 1 emotion would say something like this, if you don't spec into gay emotions then you dont get the dice roll to even see them so its not a big deal. Spec into shivvers and inland empire
>>681380923Nigger refers to others as blood.
>>681380362It does but it's still good and like >>681381529 says immediately afterward a different thought will call you a faggot for thinking something as redditesque as this
>>681379603>lefties are so retarded they believe people are a magic skeleton animated by electricity and imagination over the simple answer that God did itYou cannot make this up.
>>681381163This is the worst tamers video yet
>>681381163This might be one of the most vile things I've ever read.
>>681379603reminder that this guy is the reason the internet archive is getting sued and tried to wash his hands of itall because people werent gonna pay for his shit books
Fuck Chuck, him and his shitty YA novels are the reason the internet archive might go under. Plus he wrote that "cromulent fuckcrustable" tweet
This thread is epic bacon
That's just how people talked on the internet before ca 2007. This is some millenial fag who is stuck in the past.
Why do millennials talk like toddlers
This is the type of guy to complain about not being able to pet dogs and cats in video games.
>>681379603Teeth are not made out of bone, though. Just because it contains calcium doesn't make it a bone. And they're not "sharp", like e.g. a shark's teeth.And fingers are not tentacles.I actually like his idea, but his execution is so incredibly basedtastic that I feel like wearing a dress just from reading it.
>>681382034coffee people are annoying as well
>>681379603>skeleton>packed with meatI dont know about you guys but my meat is wrapped around the skeleton living inside me.
>>681382389You think your skeleton is empty?
>>681379603>Millennial writing
>>681379603more closely a nerve jelly fish piloting a skeleton desuand tentacle is the last word you would use a finger that have distinct joints these soys always just vomiting words to try and sound smart but can never hide their true midwittery
I JUST MOVED A SKELETON WITH MY FREAKING MIND!
>>681381965It wasn't nearly as bad as what Wendig does. This is what happens when cancers from reddit and former fyad guys on twitter are allowed to combine and metastasize over the years
>>681382548>more closely a nerve jelly fishThe brain is mainly made out of fat, though.
>>681381120Don't listen to himYou're literally a biological mecha piloted by a skeleton
He isn't wrong desune
>>681382448Yes Anon, that is exactly what I implied.
don't give up,skeleton!
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>>681382034what fucking dark ritual did gen x collectively do to let them avoid blame for all their stupid bullshit
>>681382630It is extreme and seems even worse because how badly that whole thing aged but it's in principle how people talked around here. All this epic bacon can I haz cheezeburgers type of shit was widespread here.
>>681382968jesus christ what a throwback
I wouldn't sound so onions but I do sometimes feel amazed that what we perceive as "You" is just this miracle of biological engineering, the kind of construct you'd have a very hard time replicating with technology and nature just created it like "poof"Move your finger. Say something. Imagine something in your head. Those are simple things we just "do" without thinking about it, but in reality so many complex things occur to actually make it happen. To me, that is honestly pretty incredible.
>>681381163this has to be a fetish thing, right?
Hey his first stars war book, Aftermath? was passable, even if I take huge umbrage with the idea of TIE Fighters, or really any space fighters, having ejector seats. The B-1 Battle Droid would have also been cool if it wasn't clearly pushing to be.
Skeletons are cool tho
>>681379603>Back in my day if employers read something like this they would not hire you because you looked like you were a mentally retarded man child>These days you get hired specifically for being a mentally retarded man child
>theoids are triggered by physical reality>troons are triggered by physical realityhmmm've
>>681383403I look like this
>>681383428My skeleton could beat your skeleton up
>>681383494Not if mine wields a skelegun
>>681383215sorry anon, official star wars book
>>681383521There is no such thing
>>681379603west is a mistake
>>681383571cope
>>681383345How embarassing
>>681383379When was your day?
Here. I edited the image so that incels can think it's cool.
>>681383403>huge jaw>broad shoulders>narrow hips>wide chestI wish
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>>681381163brapkino
>>681383928what retard edited this
>>681383812>TUESDAY>The day you realised you could overcome the Evil One because you are made in the image of ALMIGHTY GOD>You are proportioned according to HIS DESIGN>With prayer, hard work, and humility you can GLORIFY GOD with your life
>>681384269god is gay
>>681384435You are gay
>>681384556why did god make me gay like him?is he hitting on me?
