Now: Metroid FusionNext: Daily RecapLater: Poppy Playtime: Chapter 3Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681454790
>>681460736What rights are they missing again?
>>681460736I'm in.
>>681460783HE'S BACK!!
A reminder that GDQ literally holds panels on how to make shitty prizes for the event so they don't have to actually pony up to give away shit people actually want
>>681460736>Doritos shilling
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>>681460795>Not even the troll ratings gave Celeste Rights an S
>>681460795it is funny how most people simply left after knowing Celeste was coming up
>>681460841Everyone in this photo?A certified bottom bitch gangbang SLUT who wears a diaper
let me put on my face
>>681460783When will Haru return?
MiG in flight
>>681460841An actual woman? At a GDQ? Also, did Cosmo kill himself?
>>681460886
>>681460795Huh, why didn't people like Pepper Grinder? Oh right, *. Game's cute af though.
THE SOCKS
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>forced dorito commercial>chat spams a dorito emoteI don't think any of those people in chat are real. Why the fuck would you willingly become a chat shill for a billion dollar conglomerate company?>go watch people tell you what the best runs of the day areLol lmao, holy shit what a sell. Might as well throw the tagine "trust the journalists" so people will watch that crap of a segment
>>681460879part of our sacred culture
>>681460907ya seethe>>681460930tomorrow
Might go down to the corner store and get a BIG FAMILY SIZE bag of BBQ Doritos.
>>681460907>is that..... a ritual post???>in my GDQ thread???????>better hit the archive and CALL THEM OUT!lol
>>681460971>forced dorito commercialwhat commercial?
>>681460932hownu.ru
>>681460848It doesn't even make sense, people would donate more if they actually wanted the prize
What run should have been in the poll?
>>681460795>miss all of sunday>I've missed nothingThank God.Kinda pissed that Live A Live sucked since I love the game, but nothing you can do about that.
I have nigrated to a new land This will be chronicled for future generations
>There will be more godless nights
I’m up next guys, wish me luck!
finally some videogames
comfy graveyard shift starts right after alan wake 2
>>681461027why the fuck are these my only options
This event makes me wish 41% was actually 100%
>tryhard hypeman on couchRuined.
>>681461003The one they run in the feed of the stream. It's what these channels do when they want to do mainline ads that you can't adblock.
Oh God stop screaming
Rate the run.
>>681460989OH SHIT you're right. But Haru's avatar is ugly now
Flygone and the pajeeta walking in the hallways holding hands. Her husband is so cucked
I just refreshed the fucking stream and the audio is already desynced.
>>681461063
>>681461138C for CHIEN!
>>681460841What ever happened to KazooieGirl that girl who was dating the Banjo dude who fucked Tolki?
>>681461138Zzz
>>681461146no way. prove it.
>The first he/him I see looks like a fat woman.Poetic
Please tell me the man is a man for once>they/he....what?
Looks like a chill group
https://www.twitch.tv/harutomoStream 2 Chads, Haru is practicing right now for GDQ
looks promising. couch and runner look like they have enough testosterone and appear to be stoners.
Feeling at least a B run here
>>681461193thats the host stupid>>681461219kys
>>681461185I took my creepshot of keizaron I don't want to get kicked out anon
>>681461193That's the host, the person that will be reading donations and ruining an otherwise comfy run.
>>681461000Do it for the fat chad
>>681461219>>>/vt/ranny
>>681461031JRPG runs just aren't good to watch unless the couch can hard carry it since it's mostly build and routing optimization and maybe RNG manipulation with little to no live tricks involved
>>681461279bullshit.
>>681461254>>681461282I wasn’t referring to the runner, just pointing it out
>4 eye door beamsyikes
Metroid would be better as a linear platformer.
>>681461282To be fair, donations can be fun as fuck.
IMAHEADBANGAAAA
>just normal nerdsBased.
>>681461386Isn't that just Megaman
>>681461279You got an upskirt?
>>681461214Thanks anon I'll tune in. Always good to see some Metroid 'tism.
>>681461146>flygone eats curry in public and her husband is a cuckgrim
migged to the correct thread
this run is comfy. best of the day so far aready
>>681461185>>681461360NTA but it's pretty obvious Flygon is in some kind of relationship with the tranny pajeet, clearly more than just a "close friendship" as in the webm that's been spam posted, it shows them making out/kissing all over each other and cuddling. You'd think Flygon's husband would go to the event with her since they're married, but I guess he stays home? He's clearly being cucked or they're in some open relationship, though it's weird to have a marriage ceremony and be in an open relationship.
imagine if bret hart ran out and put a troon in the sharpshooter. also msf is a criminal organization
whens zfg
>>681461386That's what Dread is despite how much potential sequence breaking there is and people bitched about it.
i beat this game like 4 years ago and remember NOTHING of it
>>681461475no shit. but if you actually saw that in person its worth getting a creepshot. just post it after the event if youre that scared.
>>681461353True enough, and going overestimate ain't going to help anything. RPG runs are the LAST thing that should ever go overestimate since it's just playing out pre-canned selections. Grim.
>>681461381is he young or are we just old
>>681461425
>>681461424yeah but Metroid is slightly less dead
I HATE MIGGERS
love me some good old fusion
>>681461449Wtf
>>681461461Bomberman 64 was good too
DEFINITIVE LIST OF GAMES THAT NEED TO BE AT THE NEXT MARATHON>UNREAL TOURNAMENT (1999)>BOMBERMAN 64>NANOSAUR>CRUELTY SQUAD>RUNESCAPE>OUTRUN 2019>ENTER THE MATRIX>MARIO TEACHES TYPING>WARIO LAND (VIRTUAL BOY)>JUST CAUSE 3>CHIBI ROBO>MONSTER RANCHER 2>YOKUS ISLAND EXPRESS>OGRE 64>BUBSY (GENESIS)>NEO TURF MASTERSif you disagree with any of this, you're reddit
>>681461449ehhhh, ye that's actually kinda bad.
>>681461497ZFG is too good for GDQ these days.They don't deserve the kino that is MAX% Child and the 45 minute guay hover
>>681461483>Goldberg runs in to spear a tranny
>>681461583we already had bomberman 64 today you retard.
>>681461583Chibi-Robo is in this marathon, and one of the runners is our autist Jaxler(but it's bingp [but the any% run is bad so that's good])
>>681461449this is not comfy
>>681461449>Tech support tranny digs in their ass/scratches it on camera for everyone to see Kek
played up to the 2nd security boss fight on Switch. definitely a good game but I think Dread is much better, and even enjoyed Samus Returns on 3DS a bit more. Fusion is very streamlined though.Dread might be the best Metroid game ever
>>681461583>RunescapeWell good thing I'm up next
>>681461583>>NEO TURF MASTERS
>>681461483the world calls for wetwork, and they answer
>>681461643it would really help us all if you learned to read
That dono manifesting the red x parasite was pretty tight
>>681460795>Baltro went Overestimate and DNFSo that's why Fusion got pushed back 40 minutes.Motherfucker
>>681461526personally I'm a big fan of XB2 runs but I can see why most people wouldn't like it, there's like a 10min segment where it's just running with nothing else happening since all fights bar the mandatory ones are skippedAlso you'd be hard pressed to find an entertaining couch like that one FF8 run got
>>681461449Holy fuck dude. What the fuck is this?This is why dudes go full train btw. This is what they expect will happen after they transition and think they can just do this type of shit to women with no apprehension.This is jusr straight up creepy. These people should not have influential roles at gdq
>>681461449Did that happen this sgdq?
Couch "fake panicking" is my favorite GDQ gag
this is kino. this guy has great movement jumping around and shit. easy to get distracted because the event has become all about "muh couch jokes" now
>>681461771Frost Fatales 2024
I'm getting sleepy and have no caffeine :(
is the guy playing on an actual GBA?
This is a good speedrun with good commentary
>>681461449Did someone tell the husband yet?
>>681461848get some retard
>>681461449i always thought this chick was kind of cute in a nerdy way. youve just completely ruined her. disgusting
I can't believe scooby doo is actually fucking dead
>>681461497He's a washed up rando baby now
>>681461848i dont know if its the 4th margarita i am in or just having a fun run to watch but i suddenly feel completely awake
>>681461861I would wager it is the gamecube attachment
>>681461861gaycube i believe
Mark my fucking words /v/Prepare yourself for 5:27am
>good games get better runswoah.
>>681461848Go sleep. The games will still be here in the morning.
>>681461876the cuck already knows
>>681461861it's probably the gamecube thing, or some other later release
>>681461876don't worry, he knows
>>681461643doesn't mean it shouldn't be in the next marathon
>>681461926oh god
>>681461905I fucking hate randomizers.
>>681461804Nobodies cling to the cope that they need to have a high energy couch who laughs all the time to have a good runThere's a good number of GDQ people who just show up as a desperate plea as a singalboost for their private channels and don't really care about showing off the thing they are doing.A good number of people on GDQ are becoming that egirl from ESA tier level of desperation for a signal boost.
>>681461926What timezone?
IM A HEADBANGA
>>681461861It's the gamecubeT. Watching rn
>>681461862
>>681461926Uh...
>>681461994fun to play, shit to watch
>>681461871thanks for telling me what to think mr eceleb
>>681461926But is already over 6am.
>>681461862>>681462019People throw the word "freak" around willy nilly anymore but this thing is a genuine freak.
>great game.>good commentators.>funny donationsNice
>>681461961You could not possibly know, but I do>>681462008EST (east coast)
Reposting and continuing this tangent because I can perseverate like a sperg too, minus the gender dysphoria.No I have never seen/participated in any discord, though I've seen enough screenshots around here to know the association. Do you think kids (or people?-- dude speedrunning Celeste is 34 and just got his dick inverted recently according to his twitter) are arriving in these communities without any demented fetish proclivities, and they just acquire them there via 24/7 tranny goon chat peer pressure? Or is there some prior correlation?>Basically, transgenderism is incredibly cultish and speedrunners are very easy to indoctrinate into a cult.I get the autistic tunnel vision re: video games, I just can't figure out how that gives way to real-life penis removal. You'd think someone with an autistic fixation like speedrunning wouldn't give a fuck about their "gender expression" and all of that social stuff -- it's like a reversal of the traditional stinky autistic nerd trope, and now they are so fixated on their appearance that they start dressing like a woman, take fucking exogenous hormones, and castrate themselves (???)
commentary is on point imo
>>681462019wow that's horrifying
>>681462049oh, you're one of those
>>681461994Once in a while is fine but it's all he does now. It's unironically ogre.
>>681462032There's a reason it's at an ungodly hour
>>681462095I have the same confusion. The surgery is absolutely brutal and life changing. even watching an educational representation of the surgery is shocking. it breaks my brain to think about it
I was curious and had to check. He went and did it again and they declined him again lel
shoutout
>>681461497He's banned
>>681462170fuck that spider
>>681462095hey man the trannies are gone we can talk about speedrunning again just cool it
>2 threads is this the one?
Has this runner screamed TRANS RIGHTS even once? Should be banned.
The sheer heterosexuality of these guys is really making this a lot better than it might have been otherwise
>>681461449that was actually uncomfortable to watch, jesus>>681461751they legitimately think after they transition they're gonna have pillowfights and lesbian sleepovers with girls and it'll get them laid in a way they never could as sub 5/loser guysand some women are dumb enough to let themselves be taken advantage of, which is what these guys are hoping for
>>681462206No one want this nigga
>>681462206humiliation ritual
>01 energy at the last possible frame>5 pixels away from a super missile
I just want Neo Turf Masters back desu
>>681462078ahhh finally>immediately starts tuning it out on 2nd monitor while web surfing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9ToYL4Ynb0Keizaron had one good run in his entire career and what's funny he used to look like a normal human being
>>681461926>Tempestmask is running Castlevania Legends at 5:31 AMOh no, he's finishing what he started with BigJon at ESA.IF YOU AREN'T WHITE YOU NEED TO LEAVE THE VENUE NOW
>>681462079its just the giga autist tempestmask right? or is there a creature on the couch or something
>>681462271Sounds like SOMEONE isnt in Keizaron Club
>>681462290me and who?
>>681462290at least its cozy and sets a nice vibe in the background
SA-X almost running a good run...
>>681462286>the boys ARENT back in townwhy live
Fusion is good. People mad that it isn't a giant directionless maze are retarded. I'd rather replay it than Super because Maridia sucks ass.
>>681461449What is the context here?Or is just what it seems, she getting off being a whore for all to see and the husband is into cuckoldry?
>>681462324>>681462325QRD?
>>681462325I have a bad feeling about that post, anon... something sinister is afoot.
>>681462315Even his attitude seems completely different. Something happened to him in the past few years. Maybe becoming GDQ staff?
>>681462340i'm the old person in the back
>>681462284kek I thought 01 energy was intentional for fake suspense and swag
>>681460795Explain how Turnip Boy was an ad I didnt see it.And other than the obvious reason why is Celeste so low?
>>681462206randomizers were a fucking mistake
>>681462372you'll see
>>681462372I forget the full context but he was commentating a BigJon Sonic randomizer run and tried to make a joke about evolution and us coming from apes or something but it just ended up like sounding he called BigJon a monkey.
>>681462095>I get the autistic tunnel vision re: video games, I just can't figure out how that gives way to real-life penis removal.these people are looking a way to belong to some kind of community, that's why they got into speedrunning in the first placetransgenderism sells them the same thing, with the added bonus that after you transition you'll be just as desirable as a real girl with all the social capital that goes along with them, and you'll finally get laidno really, these people think transitioning will get them laid. that is why they do it.>>681462192most of them don't get the surgery, most of them don't even bother to do all the things an ordinary girl does to look nice
Shame I have to go, looks like it's going to be a pretty good run.
>>681462435https://gamesdonequick.com/submission/filter/declineThere was a lot of randomizers submitted and they were all declined, so thank GDQ for doing something right for once. Also ctrl+f Rubiehart, she submitted A LOT this year and it was all declined too. They seriously noped her harder than Keiz.
>E!>L!>P!
>>681462430>And other than the obvious reason why is Celeste so low?boring as fuck shit everyone's seen a billion times now
those fish can suck my dick
>>681462470I am not staying up until 2:30am for this shit dude just tell me. >>681462484lol
Randomizers as a category should be entirely banned from gdq
>>681462315damn son, what happened to him?
were not getting Hugo back this year are wehe was too good for this event
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY CLAPPING
https://youtu.be/Rp2b3EYFAXwGood theme
>>681460932no, john numbers raped him and he realized he loved being a cum slut
>>681462435They are way more fun to play than genuine speed running. But they are a dogshit presentation that don't belong at GDQ unless it's done by good people but even then watching people flounder and curse RNG is fucking cringe.But GDQ thinks anyone is a speedrunner who runs a timer one and plays a game shittily.
MONKEY
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
>>681462430i think guy-likes aren't fun to watch after the first time.
>>681460795Anon, you forgot the tranny mark on celeste... cmon now, i didnt even need to watch the run to know it needed an asterisk
Will they ever get rid of subscriber mode ln chat. Would be more hype and viewers
>>681460795man Yoshi's Story got a really unfair rating. that was a solid run, if it went next you all would rate it way more trending toward a B or A
>>681462497>they were all declinedRabbit and steel and baltaro got through though.
>suicide jokeBanned
>>681462535GDQ happened
did someone just boo in the background?
>>681462595it's kinda redundant for a Celeste run
>>681462613>>681462613fuck that it should get the DNF tag for getting an apple
>>681462609No they need the heckin' positivity for their sponsors and data driven donation strats.
>>681462585Celeste was good the first time, 50 years agoI appreciated a puzzle platformer that wasn't kaizo, but execution
>>681462430why are so interested in Turnip Boy?are you a shill / marketer?are you the dev?are you salty we rated your nepo game low?
>>681462613over estimatedoesn't have a pussy like the tomb raider girl
>>681460932>Also, did Cosmo kill himself?He replaced his meals with onions to spend more time speedrunning and it turned out all those studies about onions being estrogenic were true. He slowly grew less confident and more effeminate and when he was absolutely dominated in the most painful way possible by JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS he gave up his manhood, gave up running his usual favorites and lopped off his penis. He then developed drug problems.
>Cat named GravityCute
>>681462258she big
>>681462609No someone may accidentally say something wrong
ok, the audio is REALLY off sync now
IT'S TOO HOT (hot damn!)
>>681462609No lolThey already struggle to moderate the people who say shit in sub only. That place is a ghost town for how many viewers are watching lmao.
>>681461214>microsoft edgeExplain yourself.
>>681462781pause, unpause
>>681462807edge isn't that bad, desu
>>681462795welp, there's that song back in there for a bit
shoutouts to the tech crew
>>681462819it's only the voices that're unsynced
>>681462795call da poeleece and da spiderman
>>681462781works on my roku
>>681462807I like to edge
>>681462856that always fixes it for me
>>681461905Is he speedrunning Ultimate Trial now?
I have barely been able to watch this year. Hoping for less tranny pandering throughout the rest of the event
>>681462807it's chromium dudeif you use chrome you're no better
>>681462856I'm blind and deaf, so if I can't get my screen reader to lip-read at the same time it describes the run, I'm basically fucked. I've Emailed GDQ 50 times already about it, but nothing yet.
>>681462721I just wanted to know what makes it an ad?IDGAF about the game lmao
>>681462946how do you video games?
>>681462258Now I want a cute adoptive chozo family-life Metroid game
SHOTS FIRED
>i learned that from toontownlmao
Did anything ever happen with the dude calling the other dude unhinged last night? During one of the prize events.
>>681461449This would be based if he wasn't actually mentally ill
>>681463004hand to hand sign language
>monkeysmbcousin of milessmb?
... he could've learned some life lessons on Runescape too...
>>681463026what happened??
>>681462807I use Chrome because it's easy to sync with my phone but I had to setup my mom's shitty laptop and running Chrome with one tab was almost maxing out the memory on it while Edge runs fine so I could see a use case for it
>>681462946What? How do you read the screen?
>>681462936Brave is based on Chromium but it keeps its own isolated codebase, only pulling in the upstream changes it wants to, such as security fixes. That's why stuff like adblockers/antitracking is built-in and ManifestV3 shit does not affect it, no matter what Google devs do.
>>681462192Yeah I am wallowing in that broken brain/unspeakable eldritch horror feeling right now>>681462217Sorry bro I get it, but at the same time, trannyism is apparently fundamentally related to speedrunning. I notice that the first two speedruns tomorrow are by yet more nonbinary eunuch freaks>>681462485>no really, these people think transitioning will get them laid. that is why they do it.It's definitely rough out there, struggling with this though, not clear what "laid" means if you break your dick with estrogen, doubly so when they go all the way
>>681463075shitting on his couch for being slow at the game
this was one of the more interesting sectors with the freeze fuckers
>>681462946how did you write this message?
>>681462315Why does the crowd just not give a shit at modern GDQs?
>>681462946>blind deafSo what you can only enjoy shit in braile? That makes no fucking sense. But also I'm 100% going to tell you no one at GDQ is going to develop ALS systems or any kind of tech to help assist you.They just got a sponsorship deal from Blackmagic of all fucking things. I'm in the AV industry and these people are all fucking childish amatures bumping around in the dark caring more about byllshit virtue signals like starting internet fights than providing ALS or any kind of ADA based system for end users to enjoy their content.
>>681463040he kinda looks like that guy that had that amazing sonic run but then trooned out before his next gdq appearance
>>681463114>the year is 2012 and you're looking for a cool wallpaper for your new laptop
>>681463173>NO FUN ALLOWED>STRICT GUIDELINES!!gee I fucking wonder
are donations behind or ahead of the curve?
impressive boss fight there
>>681463173no Mario no Zelda no watchy
>>681463173you get banned for almost anything
>>681463068there's an osrs speedrun in a few days
>>681463098butthole manipulation with a very good sign-langusge translator
>>681463226they should watch PACE
>>681463257IT'S MY RUN!
>>681460795Were Balatro and Celeste at least funny?
>>681463219>"Holding up a sign? That's a ban."
>>681463185cool paragraphdidn't read it, because I cant
>>681462315>animorphsbased?!
really?that meme?
>>681463173Because they had a jab mandate, and mask mandate with a bunch of other good think policies in place that gave people who are the life of the party no reason to show up.Only the good thinks show up and they are soulless drones who have been trained to say correct thoughts and phrases and are terrified to speak too loudly or they might ruin the stream.Just a bunch of low T losers.
ultra instinct shaggy is sooo old
>>681463323lol'd
>>681460921I *know* you're trolling, but this is impossible to disprove.
>>681463316>Have the GOAT run>Get bannedhttps://youtu.be/rgQmMR8lueA?si=Wq4rwZUSL-Qjg42V
>>681463173The old ones were really fun because it was small enough everyone knew each other, and everyone there actually cared about speed running games. The crowds now are just there for something to do.
>Not sure if I want to run out and get Taco Bell Cravings are there, but I'm feeling comfy and lazy. I don't like using doordash.
>>681463287No it's my run
>>681462986nice
>>681463323Yeah it's just a statement here that GDQ are a bunch of hacks who don't know what the fuck they are doing.
>>681463315no
>>681463170chat gpt and siri
Is the host masturbating or something? Haven't heard him read any donations. It's kind of great actually.
>>681462769
>>681461583chibi robo, bomberman64, and runescape are all in this marathon
it was ice knowing you missiles
>masteruh.... thats racist...
>>681463546you just HAD to say something
>>681463546had to jynx it, didn't you
>>681463574go figure the runescape ritual poster is absent
>>681463548Got I wish that was me
>>681463546No, just no right think donations have come in.They limit and prune so many donations that will never get read.
>>681463548god i want big futa samus cock in my mouth then my anus then urethral penetration
if you're reading this in braille - you're touching my thick girthy cock right now and it's throbbing under the pulse of your fingertips
>>681463173GDQ has turned into the video game equivalent of a workplace team building exercise.
>>681463315Balatro guy game overd like 5 times and they removed the estimate cause he went over. But it was counterbalanced by just how boring it was
>>681463491say what now?
Summarize the event so farGood:Bad:Cringe:Disaster:Miscellaneous:
>>681463574a raid speedrun was not what I was expecting
>>681463642fuck you
>based webster got deleted from youtube
>>681463642bad
>>681463428The convenience of DoorDash has damned me. Do not go and get Taco Bell.
>>681463574and I want them to be in the next one toothanks for participating
If you could send one speedrunner a sonichu medallion.Who would it be and why?
>>681463694Well now I'm going to because I want it.
>>681463642All shit
>>681463642>goodhalo 2>badceleste>cringe(You)>disasterbalatro>miscellaneousmeincraft dungeons
>>681463679anon...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
>>681463714blechyto let him know we still think about him
>>681463714spike
>>681463714Corvimae, I never want to hear their voice or see their shitty plastic surgeried face again
>>681463757sorry im retarded>verification not required
>>681463815second
>>681463746Very pretty. Looks like Ilya's art style. Fuck I want to draw that well someday.
The desync is so gross
where the FUCK are the ZSS pics. Unreal.
>>681463623hey asshole, keep your dick words off my sensory disabled girlfriend
This run was an A, but the guy on the right (Krunchylex) is trying too hard to be funny so it dropped to a B.
>>681463925thank fuck, thought it was on my end
>>681463953I joined in midway and it was funny but now I realize they practiced this dialogue.
>>681463775Blechy leaving was the stsrt of the dark times
Runner say something he didn’t source from black twitter for 5 seconds challenge
>>681463953>>681463989>>681464007You niggers will complain about anything
Third worlders gonna hop into the thread saying air fryers are shit (because they can't afford them even though they are like 30 dollars)
>audience applauds him owning an air fryerKek
>>681464054I think they're trying too hard.
MonkeySMB is pretty funny IMO and usually I want to personally choke these people to death with my feet
>>681464087americans
>WheeljackWhich one of you faggots was it
>>681464054sorry your friends didn't come up with a funnier script
>>681463925Change your video quality setting back and forth to force a re-sync. Or just refresh the page
>runner is complaining about kill/save the animalsi don't know any runner that legit likes that incentive
air fryers are great for warming up leftovers, but suck for cooking
The guy said something about "why does Samus need an air fryer"It wasn't funny
>>681464054Every attempt these people have at being funny is so blatant. They're not stand up comedians, they're not naturally funny, I refuse to believe anyone has genuinely laughed at anything that's happened at this entire event.
hey baby girl
SKIBIDI BOM BOM BOM YES YEEEEEEEEEES
>>681464097Nah, they just banting, it's just a cool night of bantz versus an on fire night of bantz. A lot of casual wiffs on shit they choose to not engage on.
>>681464072but they are shitand so are microwaves
>>681464153Air fryers are pretty good for roasting pork
So what was the guy shouting?
>>681464173so? people in the crowd are laughing and cheering and clapping having a good time. No one wants to be miserable like you
This runner has bigger tits than some of the other "girls" at this event.
>>681464115Sorry you can't afford one
the runner is gaming out of his mind right now
>>681464226Don't worry. Staff is taking care of it right now.
>>681464153Disagree, they're fantastic for toasting sandwiches quickly. They function more like a convection oven than an actual fryer.
>>681464115kek, right on cue
>>681461425why does every single trannie, without exception, has bad posture?? does it come with the 'tism or what
>>681464226>>681464169
>>681464173this. these peoples aren't funny, they are desperately trying to be gamegrumps or something
>>681460795>Doze off after Bomberman>drops off a cliffWell I'm here now, so clearly Fusion must be good!
Why are air fryers newer technology when the idea behind them is more primitive than the oven?
I for one am having fun
>>681464306Do you wrap them in aluminum foil, or just let it shotgun blast the crumbs?
>>681464173This.If youre not a stand up comedian then you should never tell a joke. Leave it to the professionals guys
>>681464261They’re clapping and laughing because they’re weak willed and easily influenced
>>681463315WELL I DIDN'T HEAR ANYBODY LAUGHING, DID YOU?
>>681464376freeball it baby
They're trying far too hard. Not funny
>>681464375who?
>>681464375thank you Atewn Fobs
>>681464153I've had terrible results from my airfryer every time I tried cooking with it. I was hoping it'd be like a little oven I could make bread in.
>>681463694the last 5 times i ordered taco bell from doordash it was missing items. fuck taco bell. i will be ordering taco bell again within the week.
>681464378Pretend to be retarded all you want, it won't get you a (you)
>>681464306I've never toasted a sandwich in an air fryer. Are we talking a panini type thing or just a little crispiness on the outside?What settings do you use?Genuinely very curious about this.
>>681462497what happened?
>>681464268how much does an average american cost these days? asking for a friend
Eh it's a late evening run. I can forgive a little forcing
For me, it's the sous vide cooker.PERFECT even temperature ribeyes, salmon, even poached eggs. Every time.
>>681464387we got mr. stoic stiff upper lip over here lads
I think they're funny.
>>681464471More than the average sex trafficked brownoid from your shithole
>>681464441your dasher ate that shit homiedon't forget to tip
>>681464460So basically>sub style bread>preheat the oven to 400-450>put that fucker in>once the bread starts toasting take it out
>>681464436Wait, you guys don't have the Air Fryers that are also an electric stove?
The clapping
I should go to sleep but I want to see how it goes before giving it a rating.
yakuza filtered the fuck out of me as a kidtook me forever to beat him
>>681464540I would also like to cum inside Sucy
>STOP HAVING FUN YOU MUST BE FORCING IT! YOU ARE WEAK WILLED!maybe its the margaritas but I'm just having a decent time watching this and think they're not onions
>>681464436God damn it anon, you're fucking stupid.You don't bake bread in convection ovens.
These guys are getting stale, but at least there's some entertainment attempting to be had. Almost every other runner and couch so far has been flat out boring.
What's up with every runner being a charisma blackhole?
>>681464306Up your game, dog. Get a panini press. I had this phase where I'd eat only pressed sandwiches for almost a fucking year and it was glorious.I still use the thing several times a week and it's been years since.
Did that guy just "fuck"?
does someone have the summer games done quick online 2021 ranking sheet?
>>681464607Autism
metroid is so cool bros
for me, it's burgers
this part with samus chasing you would have 100% FILTERED me playing this as a kid. shit just gets unfair from that point on
>>681464493I have autism
I wish I was metroid :(
Will Stellar Blade be at next AGDQ? Seems like a game that lends itself to speedrunning gameplay and structure wise.
>>681464607Most people with charisma don't take autistic hobbies like speedrunning.
>>681464612I've been considering getting one. My grandmother has one and it's fucking awesome, she invites me for panini sandwiches a few times a month and I never turn it down.
>>681464587this run is actually good but /v/ is so jaded they can't see it
>>681464645Will her hunger ever be satiated?
>>681463757Werster is genuinely the best runner than himI can't think of anyone more entertaining than this aussie cunt
>>681464592It was a Christmas gift, I had to try to use it for something. I was hoping maybe I wouldn't have to preheat the gas oven.
>>681462290Just like me fr
>>681464528With or without toppings?
>>681464645"foodie" doesn't mean anything
>>681464630farthest I go back for charts is 22
>>681464645>Well now I'm going to because I want it.Are those frozen burgers? What the fuck
>>681463937
>>681464669this character design is literally, LITERALLY killing women, so probably not
>>681464525i always tip well. if they stole it then they are terrible people. but yea they probly stole it
>>681464727I put in the cheese and meat, but otherwise put the toppings on afterwards unless you want it hot.
>>681464641it really is the coolest
>>681464701This howl of his still puts me in stitches https://youtu.be/JGTVZIa9Kd4?feature=shared&t=16
Gotta go to bed for a morning appointment,but I've really enjoyed the commentary and run so far.If chart anon is listening, I give it a pre-emptive S.
>>681464701>pronounswerster is the fucking nigger on stream
>>681463937>formed by mental commandNANOMACHINES SON
>>681464669Not going to happen. Leftiest hate this game.
>>681464772People don't do doordash shit unless they are unhiriable pieces of shit
>>681464773Thank you for your wisdom.I'll be utilizing it for my next lunch.
>>681464525>tipping the degeneratesThey'll get $1 max and they'll like it. Want to tamper with my shit? I'll report it immediately, and they always side with my ass.
>>681464645I haven't been able to stop thinking about how cheeseburgers aren't kosher because of meat and dairy
loud does not equal funny
>>681464831no they don'tEVERYONE hates this game, you're just online too much
RIP headphone users (me)
>>681464852good luck, if you fuck up just adjust your timing until you nail it.
Is anyone getting serious Dage4 Sonic Adventure 2 energy from this run?This guy is transitioning next event, this is him giving us the last of his power
>>681464905lmao
>>681464764why does she have a face like a mid transition speedrunner?
>>681464905totally
>>681464905The masculine energy is being drained as we speak.
>>681464306>They function more like a convection ovenThat's because that's exactly what they are, tiny convection ovens
>cumming from excitementWelp, it's over for this dude. Goodbye to another solid speeedrun presenter.
>>681464905if he does the pose at the end then it's over
>this boss
I'm going to rape my girlfriend
is my smiley cute engineer wife in?
Best metroid boss of all time just now
actually this is gay and forced frivolity, the fact I couldn't hang in similar low stakes free improv environment to make such friends is a coincidence and irrelevant
>>681464938Just the artist's style I suppose I was more interested in the mechanical aspect of the suit being much larger than her own body and more like a mech than a suit.
>>681464764Cracking Samus' lithe form like a fuckin' crab.I might dip her in butter.
My excursion to Taco Bell was a success! I return with food and soda!
I wonder how far they're behind.
>>681465027he's literally me except for the minimum wage
does the on-screen celebration shit still make the stream chug for viewers? I just noticed gdq still has it enabled
>>681464783This has got me wondering.Which speedrunners have the best meltdowns?
>>681465076oof, that's an offtopicsorry man
>>681464831>>681464770The problem is the actual game doesn't have anything to ban it for. Other than the women in the game being hot, and a couple of cutscenes having fanservicey angles, it's not actually that heavy on obligatory sexualization. Most of it is in having a number of skimpy outfits and a lot of jiggle physics...which is completely optional because you can just use a more modest outfit.
my friend has a run this week and i'm worried you guys will shit on him because he gets into autistic levels of detail
>>681464889Why would I hate the game? It's very good.
>>681465163Explaining the game is a good thing. It's something they don't do enough in this run.
>>681465163oh we will
>>681465163is your friend a cute girl?
>>681464841true>>681464861i reported my last five orders and got my money back, and doordash sent me an email about a suspicious amount of reporting lol
>>681465163now I'll shit on every runner so I don't miss him
>>681465163just tell him not to be cringe
>>681465163I cannot and will not be pleased
>>681465163I'll make a point of doing it actually now that you mentioned it.
>>681465163Nah detaisl are fine, we just hate off-topic shit or trying TOOO hard with "funny" coments
>>681465163We have no trouble with detailed explanations.
>>681465271basedsame
>>681465003She was very kind tho from what I remember.
Wait did this guy actually just get really mad?
>>681465163The things /v/ hates in GDQ speedruns are>Forced memes>Intrusive readers>Tranny runnersIf you avoid those, you're fine
monkeysmb is toxic +1 oof and +1 yike redeemed
>>681465163Is he running the star trek game by chance? Saw that guy in the practice room showing everyone the tricks and explaining it. Chill guy
>>681465163Detail is awesome. Being unfunny constantly is cringe. Would always watch an autist over a nerd
>>681465217this, they keep going POGGERS instead of talking how the run works
>>681465325you've never had friends, have you?
>no games just like the ps5 BASED RUNNER
I can feel how awkward it is. Now this is cringekino.
the twitch screen glitches fit the aesthetic of this game
>>681464645Damn you can tell from the cheeks and chin she got FAAAAAAAAAAAT
this is clearly an example of off-topic coment. unfunny
>PS5 and xbox are shitBased
This guy is close to getting banned
>>681465378No I'm just really high and just started paying attention.
>>681464889in what universe?
>calls out consoles>calls out saving the animalsAuto-SSS
>>681463694The concept of paying people to bring you slop is bizarre to me
>>681465426By fags like >>681465404
Why would Ahab speak like a pirate?
these guys are one wrong word away form getting a ban
>FUCKERS AND SUCKERS
>>681464645What the FUCK is wrong with that burger on the right side? Look at that meat
>>681465489no literature literacy
The white whale did nothing wrong and Captain Ahab was just butthurt.
>>681465474ok pablogo back to cleaning my toilet
>>681465474Poors seething again. Let me guess, no air fryer either?
>>681465163The details are literally what I watch for. These people aren't funny
monkeysmb is the quintessential /v/ retard>acts tough and alpha>is actually fat, ugly, and weird
how can you guys tell he's close to a ban? what's he doing wrong? speaking?
>>681465163why would you desire validation from this teenage shithole
>>681465529of course it didn'tbecause it's white
>>681465574t. triggered snoy
>>681465509mostly the lack of maillard
>>681465529more like leghurt
>>681465587He's being casually irreverent and competitive AKA "toxic".
>>681465587too much swearshitting other consoles (no one do it for free)/v/ memes
>>681465587Yes he said something verging on being negative. As we know, being funny is being positive and agreeable always
>>681465574Was thinking exactly this.
>>681465530Enjoy your cheap fast food>>681465531I actually own two and a house
>PS5 BTFO
>>681465529Typical /v/ contrarianism.
the jokes had me looking at having a laugh for sure
>>681465474Is it, or are you just poor anon? No no no, don't tell me you're actually poor.
>>681465602nope, just a regular person who wouldn't put up with his snarky shithe wouldn't dare talk to me like that kek
>>681465587you cant badmouth other hecking corporations for starters
>>681465574It originates from insecurity, which is understandable if you look at him
the fat fuck is getting insufferable.
>twitch chat bitching about the commentarySSS
>>681465691nigga they all fat
>>681465680Why do you think he's talking to you? Why are you getting confrontational?
>>681465587I've just seen enough banned runs and he's got the vibe.
>>681465003
>>681465529I thought this was the whole point of the book, that whatever it represents as an image the real whale is just a animal.
>>681465135>off-topic Welcome to the last five GDQ threads
>If this is your favourite run of the event maybe speedrunning isn't for you
>>681460756>>681460756>>681460756
>>681465680Oh shit, look at this tough-guy!
>>681465736Guy in the middle doesn't look that fat.
>>681464645God those look so good and sustainable!
>>681465027>wrong about everythingChvd was right, doe
>>681465737good point, he's not talking to me, and I know he would neverbut he's talking to his "friends" and peers like that, and he wouldn't act like that unless he thought he had something "over" themI'm not defensive, I just think hes a fat bitch kek
>>681465781>page 5ok hol up
>>681465852>getting mad over friends banting with each otherYou have no friends and it shows.
>>681465474beats running out and easting gas and moving and inreracting with humans. it's just for lazy fucks like myself.
>>681465781You're a fucking nigger anonymous.Just a real shithead
>>681465941Just saying, a cast iron pan and learning to cook a steak is pretty easy and versatile.
>i'm not coping>proceeds to cope
>>681465919you couldn't be more wrong, but keep simping for this fat faggotI hope he sees it man, he might say you're beneath him one day
>>681466059True. I'm east coast though and I can't be fucked to cook this late. but you're right.
>>681466118You're coping.
>>681466165what am I coping about?him being an insufferable faggot?
Next /v/ is going to argue that paying 100 dollars for super premium deluxe plenum cat6 cable that's only 25 feet is worth it way more than terminating the cable yourself and saving yourself 80 dollars worth of bullshit.
>>681465904suck my ass
>>681466232why would anyone argue that
>>681466212>>681466118>>681465852you type like a loser faggot lol you should kill yourself
commentary had me dying this run was based
>>681466664ye, fat lads bantering is comfy as hell
RUN THE RATE
