Now: Castlevania LegendsNext: Haunted CastleLater: Star Trek DS9: Crossroads of TimeStream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681478506
im gay
miggin
Gonna go take a dump before the next run. Hoping I won't find a crashed stream when I get back.
TRANS RIGHTSFREE TRANS PALESTINIANSHAIL SATAN
ACK IM SLIPPIN
>>681483438I'm in.
migged!
migg
FREE TRANS PALESTINIANSdid anyone clip the dono btw
TRANS RIGHTS!
>>681483505o no it's anon
>>681483438Mark my fucking words /v/Prepare yourself for 5:27am (it's here)
>trans palestinians
>>681483486congrats on the cock, I guess
whoever picked these intermission songs need to get their head checked
>>681483559but the venue clock says it's 4, thumbnail poster
Is anyone else getting a paramount+ ad (I stopped caring about blocking). It has interlaced artifacts and it pisses me off.
>>681483563It could happen only on the HUB
LONELY SPACE VIXENS
for pride month i pretended to be gay and had relations with other men. i bet they're super embarrassed i was only pretending
>blasting doom at 4am in the morningwtf
Oh fuck no TempestMask is the next runner
>>681483645get fucked tourist
>>681483642woopsMark my fucking words /v/Prepare yourself for 5:27am (it's here)
what in the autism is happening in the stream?
>reader changedTime to unmute.
I never donated to gdq
here's that dono>>>/wsg/5605980https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1719912933804790.webm
>>681483720
>tempestmask as the runnershit
>>681483720is he that one that never shuts up?
Did someone just die in the audience?
Good morning did I miss any good runs?
Please stop "ironically" donating
>>681483797
>good morningit's 4am you dumbfuck
time to mute lmao
Was that the Orphan of Kos?
>>681483720fug
>tempestmaskgoddamn it
>>681483821Yes, it was me, hi chat.
>>681483821I killed him. And I was right to do it.
>>681483720qrd?
>orbsNo no no no no
>>681483787oh my God
oh no it's another tedious castlevania game
>>681483864just unmute for 5 minutes thats all you need
The fat hut in the middle has a very tiny head and torso. Why are his legs so huge?
I migrate with a Strong question: Where is Kungfufruitcup this year? I need to Mastubate VIOLENTLY to that Flat Braphog
Are the fag donations done?
>>681483787What am I meant to be hearing. What's the joke.
>>681483787Naisu.
>heck yeahthe new yall
IM A HEADBANGA
>my mentor
Who the fuck gives a shit about any of this? Just start the fucking run already.
>>681483787>Make an epic troll donation>Just parrot the same shit every leftist is sayingLame
>400 shoutouts at start of run
At least he won't get to talk about the voice acting.
oh my god he's still talking begging for good boy points
>>681483817Definitely seems that way
Damn... Rip Paul "Furious Paul" Walker. Didn't know he was a Castlevania runner.
Jesus fucking Christ why would you play this game let alone speedrun it?
and then some
>>681483931>trans Palestinians
WAIT ITS A FUCKING GAMEBOY GAME
The switch didnt come out in '97I dont get it
This guy needs a sip of water
>tempestmakstime to make some food
Damn.. no wonder they call it the "shit"ch
>I'm dedicating my speedrun of this terrible Gameboy game to Akira Toriyama and a speedrunner who I didn't know particularly but he's dead so I dedicate this crap Castlevania entry's speedrun to that guy
>>681484027? looks like your run of the mill switch game to me
>This is the only female BelmontWrong.
>>681483787holy kek thank you anon
>my favorite Castlevania game>ruined by orbfagging
>>681484008They just added it to NSO, so it has lot a bit of its obscurity status. The era with Konami Nagoya was not a good point. Almost everything they touched turned into shit, although some people have a positive opinion about their Goemon for PSX.
>ill say ORB>everybody will like that
>all dudesis this allowed? where are the """girls""" where are the they/thems?
Am I mad and crazy or does the middle guy on the couch look like he's sitting behind the couch, but there's a disembodied pair of normal legs sitting on the couch as well?
>>681484112ORB
I want to throw this guy (the whole couch really) into a slow-moving metal grinder and watch them die
>>681483893Why would you post this? I've already masturbated twice today.
I'll show you some Candlemeat gayboy
>delicious KFC
>kfc joke
>>681484084Don't forget Kokoro as well
>>681484116But...it's crap.
Those fucking sprites are amateurish. To think this came years after belmont's Revenge.
>>681484145holy shit anon they're just playing a gameboy game
cringe F
KINO HAS ARRIVED GDQ IS SAVED
It's pretty hard to find a bad Castlevania game to speedrun, but he did it.
Oh, it's one of these runs.
Peak autism run
What a dumpster fireEven by GB game standards
>>681484140
>Longest most annoying run in to a gamethis guys not gonna be in rush hour 3
I am so scared right now, why would they suddenly make that noise without any kind of warning?I'm literally in tears and shaking right now.
>playing it safe in the tutorial level>constant micro-fuckups>OOOORBHatred.
>ooOOoOooOoOOorb
>>681484034yes it did
Oh fuck no, I'm not watching an ORB run.
My god, it's such a blessing nobody involved in this run will reproduce ever.
When are we getting Arma 3 speedruns
i'll take a bunch of these runs over any tainted by muh rights etc nonsense
>you can play this for free if you pay for the subscriptionso... not free?
>free>just pay this monthly/yearly fee
God damn these fags are anti-fun.
>>681484272To zoomers that is “free”
yeah, fuck this run.
>>681484272At least you get to keep it forever, r-right?
>>681484265one of the dudes is married though
>practiced dialoguecringe
>>681484272>>681484294You can download and install the game. For free. Therefore you "own" itBut if you want to play it you have to pay a sub.It's that shrimple!
>>681484272>>681484294
>>681484326This. Have these people written a fucking script?
not sure how much of this i can take
pretty sexy ropeclimbing animation ngl
>>681484319
>>681484272>>681484294These guys own nothing and they seem happy
>>681484170It's crap, but for these events, it's fresh crap. And we are in the filler hours, at least for the people in Eagleland.God, watching this makes me want to cry. Those windows would have had depth and transparency effects on Castlevania II. If they want to do a less known Castlevania, do the arcade games, Chronicles / X68000 or Boku Drakula-kun.
Why the FUCK are we shouting out shit when we're less than 30% of the way in?
This runner seems to like to talk about himself.
alright who am I picking
wow it's castlevania but with no graphics, speed, or skill
>>681484326>>681484357give em a break, you'd be nervous talking in front of 25K+ people too. scripting can help make it less stressful
>>681484432defect dark orbs only
>>681484432far-right this time
>>681484432Jinx
>>681484431he does it on other peoples runs as wellruined greenalinks
>>681484407They think they're funny.
>>681484456Hi Trihex
>>681484432Defect
>>681484432if you want to win, watcher
>>681484272NOT....pay....for....subscription....? I can picture the subscription, but the rest...
>>681484432Ninja girl.
>>681484243oh, ok
Seriously, that fucking lizard on the chain instead of the cool skeletons from Revenge that were much better animated? What the fucking shit.
Just stop talking for fucks sake.
>>681484326I can't watch, it's horrible
Loud equals funny, if you're gonna do annoying shit like this maybe run it past someone not autistic first
>>681484456Don't apply to be on gdq if you can't handle being broadcast
>>681484431His five minute intro as if he was about to go into battle in the Punic Wars should have tipped you off
>>681484324I hope his wife is xe/xir.
LOL
GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN
>trans palestinian rightsTHERE IT IS AGAIN
which one of you was that
They have to have noticed by now.How much is this chucklefuck donating?
>mfw Trans Palestinian rights
>another trans palestinian donationplease
Blast em!
>trans palestinian rights
LETS FIGHT FOR TRANS PALESTINIAN RIGHTS
i really wish an elephant would barge in and kill everyone in that room
>>681484432>no slime modwhy even live
>>681483438based almost dabber nah jus playin individual
>Trans Palestinian RightsNo fucking way...
Who did that one!?
Are these people serious about the "trans Palestinian rights" shit? It's like they just spew nonsense to try to one-up the last thing.
>Trans Palestinians rights
>>681483943Is he ok?
Now call them Transtinians
Im sorry i haven't watched a lot this eventwas that a meme or is the theme of this marathon>Lets fight for TransPalestinian rights!Because that donation seemed earnest
Okay you'd think by now someone would catch on.
>>681483618Lmaooooo they actually read it
>>681484527It's annoying isn't it. Nerds who act overly confident, but it's obviously fake because they can't handle more than 1 whole second of silence before someone has to yell ORRRB or some other pointless shit. I have friends who come over and hang out, we can easily sit there for 10-20 minutes at a time without saying anything to each other and i guarantee we are closer friends than any of these dorks.
At this point Anon is just donating to this shit.
>>681484671no that was me again lol
>>681484432silent
>trans Palestinian rights
>>681484527He is the main character, in his mind. Those types are always obvious.
It makes me cackle everytime
>>681484561Can't just enjoy some regular autismYou deserve the tranny deluge if you can't at least appreciate this.
I can't do it...I can't unmuteI lack the strength
>>681484656Free money who cares
And this is supposed to be clock tower... Not even the background gears are animated. And that spastic quasimodo with zero animation frames. Only good about this run is that it will save me from ever having to play it.When I thought Konami could not fuck me more, they do it from the past.
>>681484319yeah you can dl the rom
>>681484634why are his legs so huge compared to his torso?
>>681484672we live in a clown world where reality is weirder than fantasy
>>681484734>not leg day every fucking day
>>681484656The donos are from this thread
>>681484725I just noticed the gears not moving lol
>>681484738I like clown world, it is silly and funny
>>681484758barbados?
ORB
>>681484725>When I thought Konami could not fuck me more, they do it from the past.kek
We can rebuild himWe have the technology
>>681484762thats what you say but im not sure i believe ittrans palestinian rights is just in the fringe of something these mind addled troons would come up with
This guy has a slightly inflated view of the importance of him playing a Game Boy game somewhat quickly, huh?
>>681484672why contain it?
>>681484793ENTER
>>681484819It's literally a joke from this thread
>more backstory about the runner
>>681484793this is what happens when you masturbate too much
konami is just for doa tiddies
that guy's shirt just keeps reminding me that we could all be watching an episode of bob ross instead of this shit
>>681484819from last thread >>681483618
>It seems like you need to hit a million cycles correctly in this run, I wonder how much slower the estimate is from this guy's PB........Nevermind kek
>>681484725He strikes again
>>681484762Even if they are the people there are still shouting them out like retard.
>>681484832is it really that bad? he's just talking about what he's appreciative of, and it's his first gdq run right
>>681484793I can't wait for mecha-matty do go rogue
>>681484819>>681484868this is the genesis: >>681481673
>>681484860nm i need sleep i brainfarted
lets see how he ranks against other speedrunners in this game... oh...
>>681484672>by nowwhat happened earlier?
It's over.
>>681484887He keeps declaring about it like he's saving people from a burning orphanage rammed by a bus full of nuns.
>>681484832>stop being happy about doing something you've dreamed of doing for nearly half of a decade
>2020wow man, you are a real OG of speedrunning. Most of us castlevania runners quit years before you even started kek.>>681484793im trying to think who you could change him into, there is a monster in Doom 2 or something that looks like that i think sitting in the chair etc
>>681484775Cloud Castle in Belmont's Revenge was more animated, and same goes for Kid Dracula, that does the clock tower in the first stage.I had to check it:https://youtu.be/_kke-YviOi0?feature=shared&t=170
>trans palestinian rights>>>/wsg/5605999https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1719914357728865.webm
>>681484916KWAB
bit done with all this shouting honestly
>>681484884or the person screening donos is bored and realizes it's 4am so nobody will care if some dumb stuff "accidentally" slips through during shit runs
What are you guys listening to while you muted the stream?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xw-9OE1j-Y
>>681484872>>681484916Who is he friends with that he can get a run accepted when he's twice as slow as the WR?
>>681484819>>681484762Hey guise I got an idea: Let's all donate 1000 dollars and write "Hi" as donation text. This is a secret code for "Hail Israel" and will make them so fucking mad, haha it will be EPIC trolling. Come on, let's do it.
>another fuckupMercy kill.
Summer trannies hung quick
>>681484961kek his name being HoypeBeast, spawning a bunch of HOYPE from the crowd makes this so much better
how many donos about trans palestinian rights do you think it'll take before they stop reading them?
I was excited for a classic Vania runthis GDQ is fucking terrible
>>681485056Infinite
>>681485056But it has ALL the buzzwords. They'll read it forever.
>>681484992Maybe the people who are better at the game just don't want to participate in GDQ
This guys ego is insane
>>681485059>this GDQ is fucking terribleIt really is.
>>681484990Are you a woman?
>>681485107I don't see it
Any stand-out runs so far this event to go back and watch over this?
this guy sucksi'm going to bed
With the audio desync, he's just constantly flapping his lips like some sort of dubbed movie
>>681485107Anyone with a neatly trimmed goatee has this same type of personality. Either that or a domestic abuser
>>681484990>METRICsovlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw2VX1E32rY
>>681485110it's over, can we just stop watching
>calling Dr. ACKula
>>681485140That song is so good tho
>>681484664He's dead.still kicked out at 2
>>681484990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG-I8Cy_k6AAwful run
>>681484916>speedrun>just playing the game at a normal pacewhat the fuck is this?
>>681485174true
>>681485151nite nite
I'm very nostalgic for belmonts revenge so i'll still watch this one.I googled a copy of this game and didn't realize how giga rape og gb games are now.This sucks.
>>681485149halo 2 was pretty watchable and had actual interesting moments
GODLESS MORNING
>>681484992Reminds me of when Rubiehart was like 18th on a very specific category and had it quickly removed because it was embarresing.>>681485104Most serious runners don't show up these marathons, and they sure don't scream WHORE or whatever each time they use a power.
do you think they'd get a lot less donations if they stopped reading them or just increased the minimum donation to be read? donations have to be my least favorite part of an otherwise comfy event
The fact that the fully powered whip is shorter than in Belmont's Revenge, and it gets depowered on impact like in Adventure... The bats are animated worse, but what gets on my nerves is that even the ropes are less detailed than in Revenge.
>>681485149Halo 2 and Metroid Fusion were the 2 best so far that I've seen
>mfw this run
That shitty run filled with mistakes was his PB?
>>681485326D
>>681485289a bad announcer along with donation spam is unbearable
>pb'd>still 10th
>pb with all the mistakes
Rate this run
>>681484872He lowered his time by 10 minutes damn
>>681485289there has to be SOME kind of donator interaction on stream otherwise most people wouldnt donate
>Incoming ten minute shout outs
don't forget to stay comfy!
>>681485350Z
>>681485350ZZZ annoying runner
>>681485350F
>>681485350>>681485354didn't watch
>>681485326>>681485350>>681485354C
>>681485350C+
>>681485354D
This guy is a huge fucking faggot among all the faggots at GDQ
>y'all have no idea how nervous I was going into thisNo we noticed.
It's a D from me - fuck this autistic cunt
>>681485350>>681485354Z
>Speedrun hidden gemsIT'S FUCKING CASTLEVANIA ON THE GAMEBOY>>681485354>>681485350F
>>681485350C
>>681485353His previous PB must have been truly awful
>>681485350D
>>681485350Z it was just shit
>>681485354F, fucking garbage
>>681484990It'd finally ogrehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hNgltshWA8
>>6814853399th nowMY DAD WHO PASSED AWAY
>>681485350
>>681485201We're wired differently, that goes for typical hobbies and music preferences.you confirmed it.
>>681485354C
>>681485350D - because I'd still dick her down.
>>681485350>>681485354C
Stop posting this GDQ tranny shit
>>681485326D.Holy shit, not even a fade effect in the credits? They Can't replicate even the most basic effects from Castlevania II.
>>681485350autistic man doing 10/10 effort at being a charismatic host(is still autistic)being able to tank hits THIS often made it a little unexcitingi still enjoy watching castlevania for the designs
>I'm on autistic spectrumYou don't say
Of course he's an autist
>>681485437>Magazinema niggahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMacILHsjgA
>>681485350>another cringe speechdowngrading to a Z
>>681485354E
>>681485350F talks too much
>I'm on the autistic spectrumNooooooooooooooooooo.I would have never guessed!
>>681485350>>681485354ZZZ
oh my god somebody pull this asshole off the stage with a big cane already
>I'm as close to neurotypical as one can beWHAT?
how many fucking shoutouts does this runner have god damn shut up
>I’m on the autistic spectrumWe noticed
B
>>681485350>>681485354ZLots of bad runs today.
>I'm on the spectrumit's a speedrunning event, everyone is on the spectrum you retard
>the runner right now
>>681485350F.Abelard, shut this retard's mouth.
>autismWell no fucking shit.
>I'm someone who is on the autistic spectrum.I believe it.
WRAP IT UP
He's sooo autistic, its funny he thought people wouldnt notice
>>681484432The buxom
>be a speedrunnerNo thanks, I don't want to be like any of you "people".
>>681485350Afor autism
>Completes a 30+ year old old game in a very very average time>treats this like he cured cancerWorst run ever >>681485350D
>That speechThis guy is so fucking full of himself
>speedrunning is not about being the fastest
>>681485515he's really not lmao, but he could be worse
At least The Retro Runner Ninja Gaiden kino is on in a few hours
Oh no it's that fucker with the hat again.
Bullshit this is like a 9 minute PB, he definitely didn't submit faster runs so he could claim PB on stage>obnoxious post game speechactually the worst run of the event
whos that disgusting blob stretching?
>>681485561no, anon. You are the peoples
>>681485360I will nap eternal,Comfy and warm
>>681485525Metako really was close to shooting up the venue wasn't he
>>681485628and then anon was a human being.
>>681485604its more likely this is his 2nd time playing this game
>>681485360I'm mildly interested in seeing what the DS9 run is, and then I'll be maximum comfy aka asleep for 8 hours
>>681485645You are awaited
>>681484793Paw transplant gone wrong?
>>681485604It's depressing how more common this is becoming. They don't even care about the game they run or the speedrun, only propping up their own Twitch account.
he's gonna cry about getting a PB that is over 6 minutes behind the wrekky? christ almighty. I wish people wouldnt enable this type of behavior.>>681485356this shit makes me crazy>type up seemingly heart-felt donation message about family member dying to cancer and how you want to contribute to kicking cancers butt>find out they aren't going to read them out and shout out your name>cancel it/charge it back if already sent
>>681485521Could it be?have we reached the Godless night?
Sharter speedruns? I can't wait.
>>681484937What a sad dream
>>681485604people don't necessarily update their pb on the site, just sayinghis est was lower than what was on the site as wellbut as mentioned shit was full of mistakes
>>681485354A
oh it's that bitch with the stupid hat
upcoming runs look awful
>>681485705go to walmart, you'll be in heaven
>>681485350>>681485354I'm doin' him an F
>>681485656Nah it was the German dude who was close to that, especially when the chick with the WR for the run they were doing showed up ingame and latched onto Metako.
THASSA HUEG BITCH
free TRANSylvania!
>>681484762Look I am not gonna deny anons would waste money on that shitpost but I have scrolled the reddit thread of kiwifarms to know better than there are some losers who unironically believe the "trans Palestinian"
>>681485736The balls on this man. That thing could kill him and everybody there
>>681485752which dude? i wanna know
Just put in a "Free Israel!" donation, I'm sure it'll be read. If it's not I'm cancelling the charge on my card.
>the runner never shutting the fuck up>forced "le epic may may">god awful cringe speech at the endI've barely gotten to watch much of GDQ this year. That was basically the first run. God damn that was painful
How many trannies are there this year?
>>681485802Just a big dog dude
>>681485821they are totally not reading that
>>681485752
>lrockOh not this loud cunt.
Sexual offender is back
This guy found the only two black people in the buildings for his couch.
Can't believe I missed Soniaposting, I am so sad bros
boomer zone lock in
Every time I see the guy in the ear flapping hat I think of Sloth.
>>681485802hippos gain power through fear, no one wants you to know that
>>681485604>>681485692Werster said he used to do this back in the day. iirc from THAT Fire Red run, he's constantly mentioned WR for the first hour until it goes horribly in May's gym. Obviously it's a bit different when we're talking about WR
>>681484961These people just say things and the tribe claps for them. It's so strange>>681484990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk8Plak4igUDidn't sleep great, so I want something mellow
American speedrunning event>trans rights>melodramatic ramblings>fag pride>walking sims>everyone has pronouns>sponsored by Doritos>EVERYONE is fat>clappingpottery
>>681485736Not sure if he is stupid or has balls like grapefruits.
>>681485793I do find it surprising that they are willing to allow free Palestine comments, there chat I think has rules against being political. I can at least understand people's pov when they say gender things aren't politics, but it's hard to understand a stance on a war being not political.
Oh, Castlevania arcade. Just what I asked. This game does not allow continuing more than... 4 times? Hard to believe that there was a time when Konami did not like money.
>>681484990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDIAJhharwQWISH I WAS OCEAN SIIIIIIIIIIZE
>>681485793I didn't say they were good joke donos.
>>681485832hmm
>>681485736>that woman hiding behind her bf like a cowardkek what a bitch
>>681485949>trans rights>fag pride>everyone has pronounsThe only good things about them.
>>681485832ToT
>>681462484Does anyone have this clip of Tempestmask and the Evolution joke?
>>681485967Brave trans doctors make me free from the river to the sea!
>the waters of trans pridecan they give it a rest for one minute
>water of trans prideReally? They are not trying anymore
>the waters of trans pride>it will insta kill you
>>681485832>little girl appears through door with her skirt hiked up and pulls you in by the hand
>>681485949>>sponsored by DoritosBig red flag. The owner of Doritos, PepsiCo, bought SodaStream for $3.2bn and owns 50% of Sabra both of which had taken advantage of the Israeli occupation of Palestine.
Best runs so far?
>>681486084BANNED
>>681485736What would happen if you SMASHED and SLAMMED a hippo?What would it look like?
>>681486115None.
anyone got latest ratings?
Did bomberman get a good rating? it's the only run I've liked so far
>>681486142yes
comfy boomer hours
>>681486115Metroid Fusion
>>681486136They're already SMASHED and SLAMMED creatures, you should've seen what they came from.
>"really good version of bloody tears"yeah, wish i could hear it THOUGH
>>681486084
I missed the start of this run, is this game an american ripoff of Castlevania or some sort of localization?Also the runner looks like the Super Mario Sunshine runner's older and angrier brother
>>681486115Ratchet and Clank wasn't badMetroid Fusion was just okay but the runners were shitting on other Metroidvanias and pissing off chat which was funny
>>681486192This. Imagine talking over Blood Tears.
>>681485736>Eeeeeeh it's too hot for this shit I'm going back underwater
>>681484992Like>>681485104said, GDQ has been on a steady decline and most runners don't even seem to be top 3 nowadays or they're running a game where they are one of 3 runners.
>>681486190What did they come from?
>>681486181>lrock>comfylol.
>>681486214It's an arcade Castlevania
>sperg gave shoutouts to yatogami>bobbeigh on couch for the very next run it's like everything is going wrong for black runners everywhereay yato i know your black ass is reading is hypenigga banned or is he going to be at ESA in summer?
>>681486141Old Chart.
>haunted castle>ps4 1987is this game a time traveler
So now they are using trans rights as a proxy to write pro Poolestine comments. It's too bad Twitch can't be DDOS'ed with the amazon infrastructure behind.
simon takes a dump between every stage?
>>681486265>chartanon is kill
>>681486039Here: https://files.catbox.moe/vjdddt.mp4
>>681486059RATE ANONS GOON SESH
>>681486280He should get the fissures treated.
>>681486265thx
>>681486290let the man rest
>>681486271Just don't watch? If you want to kill GDQ it's the easiest way.
>>681486265What the fuck happened with Balatro
>>681486265Wow Pokemon Violet was that bad?
>>681486303kek this never gets old
>>681486290He's just a sleepyboy from all the tendies
>>681486303Holy fucking shit lmao ty
>>681486265Fill me in on the Balatro trainwreck.
>>681486280post-victory twerk
>>681486290He will wake up soon enough with wood and an updated chart..
>>681486235Daeodon shoshonensis
>>681486303
>>681486328what a flat, fat rabbit
>>681486265>all the good runs happen when i sleep>all the bad ones are when im awakeI'm sorry
>>681486280He already walks like he's trying to keep a turtle head from coming poking out. The sprites remind me a bit of other konami arcade games like Crime Fighters and Vendetta.
>>681486346I’m someone who can actually enjoy pokemon runs due to the comfy factor but even I had to tune out. It was unbearable
boomer hours are my favorite
>>681486303wow
>>681486393Go the fuck back to sleep right now
>>681486421yeah these runs are what I watch for
>>681486265>681486265Balatro ZJesus that run was shit. I had to leave, it was too embarrasing. The only goodish part of this GDQ for me is getting one of the gift subs.
>>681486393Generally peak time runs are very bad because that's when they shoehorn in all the trannies to flash them on-screen as much as possible but sometimes there'll be a gem, downtimes are usually just consistently good chill runs and it helps that if a run is bad you're only stuck with it for 20-30 minutes rather than 2 hours.
>>681486330After this, I should. Mixing LGBT and the medieval cunts that would happily behead them in the same sentence is beyond any level of retardation. I have never seen shit like this.
>>681486378HOly shit
>>681486393GO TO BED RIGHT THE FUCK NOW>>681484990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMAN3NvP2X0
wow, belmont dumped the whole bridge
I love this game's soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8o3klO4000https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHgAYzVo-Ag
Cinema Snob old intro moment
If only this runner wasn't annoying the run itself is pretty good
Rate the run
>>681486535C for comfy
>>681486535C
>>681486535B
>>681486535>>681486540C
actually scared me when he got hit and was practically walking on air
>>681486535>>681486540A
>>681486540>>681486535C
>>681485805The one that was supposedly creeping on women.
>>681486535>>681486540B for Boomer
>>681486535It's a B from me
>>681486535way better castlevania rungood chill player/host
>>681486535C not good, not bad
>>681486535B, didn't overstay it's welcome and I enjoyed myself.
>>681486535>>681486540C Atleast it was short.
>>681486535>>681486540B
>>681486535>>681486540B oomer. Good run
>>681486535>>681486540I'm doin' him a C
>>681486535A
>>681486540A
>>681486535>>681486540B.Totally inoffensive.
>>681486393
>>681486535>>681486540Bit was very short, the runner was starting to get annoying but didn't have long enough to do much
>>681486535B for bathroom.Despite the cringe runner/couch, the game's actually tough.
>>681486540Dboring and bad
>>681486535>>681486540z
>>681486508Good choices HOWEVER, no stage 2?RIP furious paul
>>681486421gdq used to be mainly boomer gameshttps://tracker.gamesdonequick.com/tracker/runs/agdq2014eventually you run out of boomer games though
>>681486535>>681486540B for bathroom jokes make me uneasy xisters
>>681485805
>>681486535>>681486540B+
>>681486303What the fuck?
All the "good" runs are mediocre at best, it's just that GDQ has gotten so shit they become "good" by comparison.
>>681483438damn, that guy is really fucking cool
>>681486535>>681486540C, shouldn't have made that transpride "joke"
>>681486535B, he really swayed me with that Greatest American Hero introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqF5M7IK7I0
>>681486535>>681486540BWould get to an A if it wasn't for the political donation messages. Time to mute this crap.
>>681486535>>681486540B for boomer
>go to event>guaranteed to end up in a "cringe autism" compilation on youtube
>DS9
>>681483438>>681484651>>681486705Oh? Oooh? OOOOOH?? BASED!!!
STAAAAAR TREKKING
>>681486702No, the run quality is honestly almost the same. You're just (understandably) less interested in speedrunning and have watched so many of these by now they can't keep your attention as much. GDQ's run quality has been this bad for like 10 years, most good runs are just ones that go off the rails and aren't about the game anymore.
>>681486776>haha_yes_siskosRobert should skip The Next Generation maraton for the Kinoplex roster and give us DS9 directly after
for me? it's voyager
O SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE
I LOVE STAR TREK
>>681486883PRÖÖöÖH
>Dorito shillingWTF
>>681486335I'm catching up on that run at the moment, and rating's justified. It's a classic case of "random roguelite run where RNG goes wrong", and when you can't clear one hand, when your deck isn't coming together it's just over, no if no but. So it's just repeated failed runs, with mildly fast decision making, and an increasing amount of sighs.
>Following Dorritos on socialDo Americans really?
>>681486883Same energy as this guy
Is it me, or are the sponsors way more shameless this year?
I've never really watched this event but have there ever been new world records or PBs in the runs?
>>681486929how do elephants know how to respect the boundaries of a road? somehow that's interesting to me
>>681486883WOAH, LOOK AT THE SOIZE OF THAT LAD
>>681486886OK, this is epic
>>681486256Yeah I don't think I deserve the shoutout BUT the run was something. Hype guy and I decided not to go because of everything that is going on right now. I still feel bad for the people that paid with no refund options. Another note, I will try my best to get to SGDQ 2025!
>>681486880I will tolerate your opinion, because I like robert picardo, but you're walking on thin ice
>>681486970its a clear path
>we want to help palestinians>we're also taking sponsorships from the people who exploit them (doritos)
Lexx is better than DS9
So many fatties in the crowd, also crowd cam ban when? Attentionwhores are back.
oh noit's a furry
DS9 is the one star trek I haven't watched
We all love Doritos, right audience?
wow
>>681486970They dont respect the roads
>>681486968Yeah, mainly in the old days
Is GDQ seriously about to make DS9 cringe for me?
>>681487041I didn't notice the name till they called themselves a doggo.Disgusting.
>>681487056extremely based
What the fuck this guy is a boomer.
i already love this old cracker
You ever just see a runner and know it's gonna be kino?
>>681487069>boomer kinodoubt it
This dudes been on the last 3 couches what the fuck
So far an S for Soulful
>>681486968I remember one specifically about a Donald Duck 16-bit game. Back from when Disney was taking more risks with licenses.
>>681486924Am I bad for enjoying that?
Wait a minute, this is Alien 3 for the Genesis but reskinned
>>681487069Nah the runners seem ok.
>>681486883https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpnzssRMxYA
Sisko is a jogger
I'm going to say itI've never seen star trek
>>681487146Nah, I see the appeal, and if nothing else it's a reminder there's risks when you bring an RNG-baded game on stage.
>boomer kino>choke kino I like where it's going
KINO time.
>>681487107my dream for later in life is to become a cool old guy like this with zero libido so I don't feel the need to hit on younger girls who would see me as a creep
>>681486970it's smooth and clear, it's a logical place to walk
>>681487183it's kino, watch it
>>681487043Same here. The series used to be escapism until Roddenberry died and suddenly we start getting analogies for real world issues with the bajorans and religion starts appearing.
>>681486335>>681486367>>681486474
>>681486883Holy shit it’s the golem from shadows of the erdtree
>>681487150seems so
>>681487173underrated post
>>681487183It's boring, don't watch it
I didn't know DS9 had a 2D platformer. It's such an unfitting genre for it that it loops around into somehow working.
>>681486968Generally WR or PBs happen with games where there are either not many runs, or not many runners. Like Joshimuz got a PS2 WR at GTA Marathon recently, it's an obscure category that is basically a meme run and as a result pretty easy to get WR in.Or it's like that woman getting a PB in the Maid of Sker horror game not long ago, it has such few runners and runs - any half decent run can be a new PB or WR.
>>681487054AL PACINO?
I wonder what this runner thinks of modern day people and the mental illness at GDQ with him. He dresses like someone who hardcut from the 1900s to right now with his appearance.
Where's Jack O'Neill?
>>681486968Used to, back in the old days before they banned all the good runners for being controversial. Now they get bottom of the barrel suck-ups desperate for exposure.
>>681487259He just watches his Star Trek and minds his own business
>>681485949>HOYEPE!You missed few.
>>681487281Probably still in the road, trying to fix his car.
Free Cardassia
>>681487150oh yeah, prisoners swapped for bombs
>>681487183it's fine, watch it or don't i don't care
>>681487295Kek based and checked out pilled. I've never watched Star Trek, is the original series worth watching or the later ones. I might give the old stuff a chance seeing as I don't watch new shit anymore,
>Star Trek DS9 being speedrun by ZZ Topbased>>681487359fuck you spoon nigger
>a DS9 2D platformer>cowboy boomer furry runnerI feel like I'm having a stroke.
Maybe, they just commit more crimes.
>>681485201faggot
DS9 Flasback?
>>681487217I found https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EVJDx8b_EWI already.Going for multipliers on plasma for an ante 8 white chip run, shameful.
>>681487389>furry?
OUT FUCKING SKILLED
I'm surprised with all the Trans Rights save the Palestinians donos there hasn't been any orange man bad
>>681487183i've seen it in a sense of random shit that was on tv as a kidi had no real idea what was going on with random eps though
>>681487376TOS, TNG and DS9 are all worthwhile shows provided you keep yourself in the mindset of when they were made, and are alright with pretty dodgy first seasons for the latter two.
>>681487427my sides
>>681487425He did say he was having a stroke...
>>681487376Original and TNG get frequent enough recommendations I think, even if the original show can show its aget. not a trekkie
glass this dono reader
>>681487425literally
>>681487427kek
>Papa Smurf's Colonoscopy This dude is ok.
>Google lights>4 results
>>681487425>>681487457>JD PUPPY>refers to himself as a doggo
>>681487424>plasma>multipliersthat's so retarded im glad i missed it
> Papa Smurf's colonoscopy
>>681487427Always ten steps ahead.
>>681487512Thats the dono reader
>>681487217why do they keep changing estimates when a run is going over? that is so fuckin dishonest lol
>>681487359Borg Rights are Human Rights.
>>681487468Kek.
>>681487427Picard would never
>>681487427fucking lmao
>>681487540Speedrunning isn't about being the fastest anon
Firefly had HALF of one season. Come on, it was an interesting show but you're still only seeing a shadow of what might have been in half of a season, the show was obviously intended to go for 4+ seasons.
>>681487506Kek
>>681487376Old trek as in William Shattner is from 1966 so it's pretty different to put it lightly. The Next Generation, DS9 and Voyager all are during the same time period in the setting and while they all have shaky beginnings, they get progressively better in my opinion.
I'm noticing a trend where games / series that are popular with boomers or dudebros consistently produce good runs>DOOM>Halo>now Star TrekAny time I see a dude who looks like he could fix an arcade cabinet on the stream, it's good
>>681487461TOS is good, as least the first two seasons before they axed the budged and Gene tried to get into a different series. I was surprised to see that TOS Kirk is a pretty serious and professional guy to the point that the original Enterprise is run in a more professional way than picard's.
>>681487427>Picard: The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of humanity>Sisko:
>>681487540The bonus/incentive shit is their big money maker, they won't allow it to fail anymore.It's why they pulled that bullshit last GDQ.
>>681487639They're not nerds.
>>681487639How have you not realized just from browsing this board that (modern) Nintendo fans are schizo cultists with various mental diseases?
Gul Dukat did nothing wrong
>>681487675>It's why they pulled that bullshit last GDQmissed the last one, what happened?
Bought this fucking game (DS9) as a kid for my mega drive and it was the biggest fucking dissapointment ever
>>681487639It's almost like those are good games worth playing. Well I didn't know this Star Trek game existed til now so I can't speak to it, but yeah, most tend to be good games.
>>681487639There's genuine nerds and then the trendchasing clowns. Fakes put next to the genuine article are always instantly apparent.
This is prince of persia
>>681487639They’re chill dudes who have a favorite game they’ve played for decades that they’ve mastered to the extent they started speedrunning it. That is in contrast to mentally ill zoomer troons who speedrun because of twitch clout
>>681487789Is there a time limit for the entire game?
>>681487736Why it looks fun
>>681487794This especially applies to JRPG runners>>681487823This fucker cannot stop blogging
>>681487823I hope TempestMask kills himself
>>681487823he looked a little like aj from the sopranos
>>681487648Kirk has been heavily intertwined with Shatner himself and parodies of Kirk since then, he had his moments in TOS but you expect a very....TALKING....like this....bangingalienwomen...all THE TIME. Those happen but they've been overblown.
Which was the series where one of the crew members gets cloned and the original gets killed and they never bring it up again?
>>681487823I wonder if based = ban for non-staff members
>>681487845>>681487847it's funny how mad autistic people get when someone is 1% more autistic than they are
>>681487823>based He's even using far-right lingo now. BigJon better watch out at ESA Summer 2024
>>681487639That's because those people genuinely like the games they play and don't try to force themselves on screen to whore out their social medias for subs.
>>681487831I don't know, I guess I was expecting something ddifferent from the screenshots on the back cover. The game is very cryptic and controls weird, at least that's how I remember it.
>>681487823The contempt grows
>>681487823>Thank you all for being based>reminder that I fucking HATE MONKEY NIGGERS LIKE JON
>>681487729They kept shamelessly extending an estimate so one wouldn't go over so they could keep the e-begging going a little longer to get an incentive.
>>681487789you can tell it's not by the way that the main character isn't flipping an ice-cream cone from a cart
>red dwarfGood shit.
>>681487639I have 1/100th of a thought to start running Star Control 2.I can pull Tempestmask and instantly get into top-10 and then... hello GDQ?
>>681487891That's because the runner wrote Sharp Dressed Man
>>681487648TOS is really built around Kirk and his two sides in Spock and McCoy. Yeah there's plenty of goofy budget looking moments but at its best it's quite philosophical.
>>681487729I think that was one where they stalled for an hour and a half for blindfolded Breath of the Wild
>>681484656it's called mental illness and we used to send them to mental institutions
Corvimae at GDQ, his cheeks swollen
>>681487823>ME ME ME ME I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER
I thought they were doing a Rick Flair there until I realised they were mimicking a train. I’m retarded
>>681488003he'd need a way longer beard
>>681488040Fucking hell
>>681488040*phasers*
>>681487961>red dwarfI thought most American's wouldn't watch that show because of it being a British show. I enjoyed watching it. The first few seasons was max comfy.
>>681488040Fucking kek
>>681487881Yep. I started watching TOS expecting something closer to... Zap Branigan. Except for Scotty's getting drunk, everybody is behaving in a normal way.Also, Uhura being fit as fuck and showing those abs in the mirror dimension episode. Holy crap.
>>681488040Punchy, when the nuggets fell
>>681488146>>681488146>>681488146>>681488146mig
>>681488040screaming
>>681488040Chibi, when he liked that jump
>>681488040Coolmatty, his limbs removed
>>681488040kek
I liked the runner's small role in The Lost World: Jurassic Park. Good parody of Robert Bakker.
>>681488040Prize goblin, his pants torn
>>681488112Yes Uhura was a babe
>>681488181Chibi and Caveman, on the couch
>30k people MAXIMUM between viewers and in-personyou guys take the opinions and actions of an EXTREMELY fringe minority way too seriouslycalm down now, they're not going to cancel your Korean titty ladies at this speedrun event
>>681488040The chair sniffed.
>>681488112>cast hot black lady>have her kiss Kirk (albeit under duress), making TV historyThe power of BWC
>>681486987good to hear from you Yato! I hope we get to see you at SGDQ or other events!
Sisko sucks.Kira sucks.Bashir sucks.Dax sucks (until she gets recast as a cute girl).
