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This is not my beautiful thread.
I've been following an African Elephant orphanage and a few days ago it turned out that one of their recent rescue baby elephants had passed away.Man this is horrible newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6qmcGgGqv0
XTH FOR MY MAN IGOR
migged
>GunbrellaDesignated break time.
First for kill this retarded nigger>>681586396
YAY!
>>681595249This is so sad... do you have time for a donation?
>Poekeemom franchise
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>>681595253what the hell happened with turnip boy?
>>681595167Would you agree that ACE/RCE is like raping the video game?#metoo
>>681595303You WILL donate the banana
>>681595302Roya rainbo
What doe mig mean?
>>681595296>Hitoribocchi no 4chanmaru SeikatsuRemain.
wat
>>681595276Woops, meant>>681594853
>>681595253>Undertale YellowWhat a retarded choice for a speedrun marathonAt least the Celeste mod was for a game that's fun to watch
rate the run
wow that was pointless
Leave hat girl alone!She's cute. CUTE!
>>681595375S
>>681595331two wordstrans rockit was also a game-shilling run
>>681595253morning lad
>>681595375S honestly. was short and pretty funny.
>>681595375SSS
>>681595253Good morning. Anons that watched Outer Wilds, what went wrong besides going over estimate? It was on while I slept and was hoping it would end up good to watch the vod but with ratings like that I won't bother.
So, dumb question of the morning: After seeing this events, do you attempt to speedrun games out of curiosity? I tried it after ESA with stuff like Mario or other platformers, and trying to maintain the flow and not lose the momentum and ending in a full stop was a lot harder than I thought.
>Rush a $15,000 incentive for 3-minute glitch showcase Wow, that was totally worth the HYPPEEEE.
>>681595375ACE
>>681595346GIVE BANANA SAAR
IM A HEADBANGA
These nerds really get invested in these imaginary peoples stories huh
>>681595375A
>>681595253Nice, didn't miss anything while I was asleep
>>681595375A for ACE
>>681595375B
>>681595253Guess I'll have to check out Katamari
>>681595375Ashort and sweet
>>681595375ACEs and SRM not a real speedruns
>>681595440Yeah really, what was the point
>>681595375D, I fucking hate ACE. It's cool the first time you ever see it, but then it just becomes boring. it's just inputting random shit and then suddenly finishing. Ruined so many speedruns
I miss when JRPG's were good
>>681595436No I value my mental health.
>>681595302roya rainbo~
>>681595428Game was shit and the run was shittierChoked several times and it was so boring to watch
>>681595440Not a showcase, retard-kun. Try watching the event.
>>681595375CI didn't play this JRPG as a kid so I have no interest in it
What was the "world's most difficult trick"?
>>681595253Rough night
Can't event rate this. Most of the I would minimize it to attent to something else and forget to turn it on. I am not even wearing my headphones since I removed them one hour ago.
i just ate a while 150g m&m chocolate bar by myself, ask me anything
>>681595545Oh, I'm sorry. It wasn't a showcase. It wasn't even a run. That was fucking nothing. Fuck you. It wasn't worth $15,000 and begging for money.
>>681595453That is how stories are meant to work, Anon. Whether in books, on tv, in movies, or in video games, you are meant to be sucked in by the story and feel for the characters.
>the only way people consume this content now is youtube essaysThis is true, but that doesn't mean marathons are doomed to die. Disregarding everything else, the essays need people who keep running in order to milk them for money. Actual nerds (not cool nerds) who speedrun are few and far between, condensated in these comparatively small communities and need a reason to get out of their homes and meet other likeminded nerds in person. Marathons have always been that reason. While speedrunners dedicate themselves to optimizing how certain games are played for that extra second of timesave, marathons aren't going anywhere.I would like to see a different direction from both GDQ and ESA, but for GDQ that's just not feasible without imploding it first, and for ESA the boomers in charge are refusing to let go or adapt. Both events will keep using every trick in the book to keep milking their communities out of every penny, maintain their lavish livestyle and foster rot instead of listening to what we need and just... stop growing when the growth is not necessary in order for the event to survive.>rant over, back to the wagecage
>>681595253you need to add tranny* to Katamari Forever
>>681595574sliding puzzle
>incredible exhibition. Tiresome.
>>681595574The Klotski block slider.https://josephpetitti.com/klotski
>>681595574It's a lufia 2 mini game that is a big moving block puzzle.
>>681595590Why are you like that
>>681595346>I think we just got mugged
>>681595253>quake ii that lowOof. Normally doom and quake runs are great. What happened?
>bunny bitch wants to be a memejust sad
>>681595574this
>>681595353migrate
>>681595253maid of sker should have a ! for the bio girl runner
>>681595253>chibi-robowhat the fuck should I even bother looking it up?
>>681595346Like to believe they have the bananas on deck for this exact situation
>>681595659*smacks lips**plays like shit**is british*
>>681595659It was a choke fest
>>681595671Look at that smug, shit eating grin.
>>681595696Ending is cringekino
>>681595249Since this event is for charity, i'm actually considering giving some money. Is it wise to give it to something like MSF or an elephant orphanage like this? I know MSF mostly helps people but the politics is a bit more muddled.
>>681595592We'll never return to a sizable event in a dude's basement with basically no rules and only pure passion and love ever again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke4uLWD9GbM
>Flashing a pride flag She just gets more and more obnoxious I swear. For those curious, that's the "Demisexual" pride flag, so she's "Demisexual" which just means she has to get to know someone really well before sleeping with them, kek.
>>681595659I suppose either too much quicksaving, or attempting to do a no saves run, failing and having to restart the entire level. I was not able to watch that one.
Just got the first 'commercial break in progress' of the eventtwitch seething
>>681595589I'm not the dumbass who donated. I got to watch it for free. Why don't you ask for a refund?
>>681595659Overestimate run by an English man (the trannies of people)
>>681595739what fucking flag is that
>>681595253why was celeste so bad
>>681595750
wot's Gunbrella
>>681595739>she has to get to know someone really well before sleeping with themso like... Most normal people that aren't sluts?
>>681595779asexualpride month 2 XD
>>681595779Read what I wrote, I literally answered your question already.
>>681595696some autist gave a speech while crying about how much chibi robo meant to him or some shitabsolute cringe trainwreck
>>681595781>Indie troon game that's about depressionmake an educated guess, anon
>>681595253I thought the chart guy got rid of all the SSS spam for Katamari.
>>681595739Isn't that just wanting to be in a relationship?Am I just retarded because I don't get it man not one bit
>>681595750What's up with gamer girls and hair dye?
>>681595739zoomer freaks looping themselves back into normalcy with the demisexual shit is hilarious and also really sad
>finn hours after gunbrellaAw yeah
>>681595590That anon has never heard of 'fiction' before.
>>681595750>frame fatales>girl speedrunners>girlI know about the other ones but like, come on
>>681595750>Obvious guy in the bottom right corner Kek, so I guess he identifies as woman or hasn't gotten on HRT yet?
>>681595739I don't even know what that is. Looks like a lampshade
>>681595779>>681595805kek, do people make an identity out of that? Aren't most "Asexuals" just straight people with a lower libido?Like i could call myself asexual, but in reality i just hate sex because i was molested as a child.
>>681595727if anything don't donate to the middleman and just go to the charity directly since GDQ takes a cutI personally would donate to something local, you got any non profits that aren't scams in your area?
>>681595750you know it smell wild in there
>>681595838>>681539558
Oh boy, I can't wait for an entire hour of donation begging so they meet the incentive!
>>681595805They don't need their own flag.
>>681595361Let go of your nostalgia, you know it to be true. I was fucking 6 and dropped FF immediately. I tried Mystic Quest and immediately when "yeah sure" when the cartridge glitched two hours in. I was 11 and finally "fuck this shit it ain't worth it" to VI after slogging through that fucking factory just to see that cringe fucking clown literally nyeh-heh-heh then kick a puppy down an industrial meat hole designed specifically for kicking puppies into. I watched my friend play Chrono Trigger, saw Lavos bust out of the Earth with the whole world dark, went, "that's cool as shit, gimme that." Then learned about the multiple play-throughs and was like "HAH naaaaaah." Time travel sucks anyway so garbage writing dodged.Y'all like trash.
>>681595790I literally have no idea. I don't know if that's the game that would keep getting delayed over and over, or that was Wizard with a gun.
>>681595659>choke>host cutting off the commentator to read donations for five minutes straight>movement could have been better i guess>q2 is slower than q1
>>681595805It's not the asexual flag, it's the demisexual flag.
>>681595727Do you want a shot at a prize really badly? Donate to them I guess.Do you really want to help the charity? Just donate to MSF straight up. MSF is a great organization and worth any dono.
>>681595864they can look like their favorite anime girls
>void stranger true endinggoddamnit its on my backlog and i dont want it to be spoiled
>>681595838how about you actually read his post next time you post this and get a response showing you the post in question, retard
>>681595864It's for attention. Pretty sure it's been psychologically proven that people who dye their hair obnoxious loud colors are doing it for attention and also insecurity.
>>681595934I will never get over the finale a year? 2 years? whenever it was ago that they sat around for over an actual hour before starting the obviously already set up run. My soul cringes remembering that.
>>681596035LETS GO TWITCH CHAT!
>>681595973That's not a thing.
>>681595739>she has to get to know someone really well before sleeping with themthat's what I'd call normal
>>681595428>puzzle game about discovering the puzzle and then solving it>go into the game already knowing all of the answers>all you need to do is execute the simple gameplay>dont execute
This reader is a fukken dragget someone else in already
>Leeeet's *ah ah ah* go Twitch Chat hit that donation button so we can mmmm get that incentives *moans into the mic*What did she mean by this
>>681595993then don't watch it
>>681596065Imagine running this charity for 10 years and not having donation incentives defaulting to runner's choice so that shit just gets fucking wasted from the lowest common denominator donors
haven't watched since blazing chromemiss anything good?
Cutie on couch next to the landwhale
>>681595973???
>>681595707>>681595708>>681595775>"It cant be that bad">watch little bitChart wins again.
>That donationAlright you fuckers, which one of you did it?
Oh so you're a fag AND a chink
>>681595962inb4 ESL mistakes, look I haven't slept in like 30 hours sue me.
>>681595750>>681595786Don't get curried away!
>the hatsperg that is sitting alone all event
>>681596171Which donation?
i cant tell who made me more irrationally angry, the bitch with the hat or the guy that used to stroke his beard
>>681595962>yeah I've got adhdcool story bro
Ok I didn't think it'd literally be a gun in an umbrella
>>681595739There are half of dozens new sexualities that are fancy version of bi conflated with personality traits.
>>681595739I feel kinda bad for her now. At first I thought she might be a troll or that she's just looking for some attention. But honestly I think it's something more severe than that. From how obsessed she is with that hat it's pretty clear that she has a pretty bad case of autism and simply can't stop doing what she does.
tranny on the couch
>>681596226And ESA gets flak for sexual harassment?
>>681596268Giving shout-out to the "girl with the cute hat" in the audience
Fukken Cartman in the middle
>>681596204You should be sued for your horrible opinions.
>>681595750No wonder biofemales are almost all of them they/she...
>>681596341AIIIIEEEEEE, NOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT
>>681595253>>681596135
its so tiresome
Oh no, tiny red pixels!
WARNING: MY PANTS CONTAIN SHIT AND PISS.
>>681595253Based chartposter!
>blood and gore for pixelated bloodPeople like this need to be fucking put down.
>>681596398>biracial
>>681596421Go to the bathroom!
Why would you speedrun a weird indie game only four people know about?
"Hi I beat this guy in race in a different game"Thanks landwhale didn't ask, clearly he didn't give a fuck either as she's only speedran this game one time too.
>>681596459nuhyeh
>>681596462You tell me
couldnt watch SGDQ this year due to electricity problemsAny epic moments i missed?
REAL GRILL ALERT
when did they start doing this shit?
>>681596462Think about it
>>681596398What the fuck is biracial? You identify as a white and as a nigger?
>>681596341No!
I've only ever met 1 tranny and she was gorgeous.Arguably more beautiful than real women.I actually thought about dating her but was too scared about what people would say about me behind my back for dating a tranny.
>>681596462>I have the World Record in this game!
>>681595253>that one dude who gave Undertale Yellow a SSS
>>681596505real ugly
What's the point of having over a hundred empty chairs when there's barely anyone attending this trannyfest.
>>681595934>donation beggingFrom the point of view of an euro, how does all this compare to those american telethons we would see in movies like Robocop 2 or Repossessed, with people taking phone calls for donations while people do dumb stuff on camera?Oh, wait. Now that I read what I wrote. It is more or less the same thing, ¿right?
>>681595962I'm a zoomer. I never grew up with these games and they are still very good. I do agree that most snes Jrpgs are shit and there are quite a few overrated ones like the quintet games, but the highs are the best in the genre up there with ps1 Jrpgs
>>681596548Nice try tranny. You will never pass.
>>681596589he REALLY liked the fox
>>681596598It's a matte painting.
>>681596453aka a muttoid
>>681596398>biracialso she is double racist?
More runners than I thought
>>681596548For of all sad words of tongue or pen,The saddest are these: It might have been
>>681596598It's 6am
>>681596398>biracialwhat
Gato Robato was niceIs this game any good, anon? Or just generic dash-through mediocre shit?
>>681596171I did
>Woman, offer opinion, NOW
>>681596226Was that this year?
>>681596598yeah this autist is asking the real questions
This game looks fun. Too bad about the run.
>>681596280No, I just like some semblance of challenge or player expression/creativity. It's part of the reason why I managed to stick with VII, or ground through Tactics. I'll give the short list from the last thread one bone: they were needed building-block games, but lets not pretend that two short years after the Playstation dropped that any of that old shit was qualitatively relevant.
>>681596652It's a Devolver game, automatically graduates it from niche.
>>681596398>Biracialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTFE8cirkdQ
>>681596462For fun. If you enjoy the gameplay and optimizing the movement when playing the game normally, that leads into doing so faster.
>>681596226STOP POSTING THISAll the garbage tweets the spastic in this thread makes yet hasn't tweeted this at her cuck husbandPathetic
>>681596598They are still mentally stuck in GDQ glory days when they could fill a room like that pretty much 24/7.
>>681596667It was ok, although the fucker can get hard on the rat events. I stopped playing because the game was fucking with the Switch oled's screen. I don't know if the 1 bit graphics are bad for that screen, or it was a bug. The image would be all over the screen when exiting until I restarted the system
>>681596737yes, frost fatales 2024>>681596804see you next thread
>>681596785Miss him every day.
>>681596381Anon I wanna hear your criminal take gimme that hot shit
>>681596398I'm biWINNING
>>681596598Audience will be added in the post production.
>>681596621Yeah you said the magic word my zoomer friend: ps1
>>681596398Finally, someone indentifying oneself both as a human and as a primate
>event ends in 30 hours>451k raised
>>681586396
>>681596453>>681596542>>681596643>>681596664Basically just being bisexual doesn't get you enough diversity points anymore. So they do one of those ancestry tests, see that they are 1% African or some shit, and then claim that they are also biracial.
>>681597018You're terrible at math
>>681596946>images you can hear
>>681596590it's slim pickings out here, brother
This is an actual video game so it's already better than the 4 hour JRPG run
>>681597018>event ends in 30 hoursWhat the fuck are you talking about?
why no crowd?
>>681596621I identify as a meatbag that likes games. The rest is unnecessary.
>>681597132It's early in the morning.
Devolver bros, how's Enter the Gungeon now? I remember getting butthurt when it first came out because I felt like the early game was always a samey slog, but I've heard it's better now
>>681596961Chrono trigger>chrono crossFf6>Ff7 (or the others)Earthbound>nothing else comparesFft=fire emblems on snesDragon Quest 5>dq7Suikoden, parasite eve, and xenogears are special
I killed built and filled an earth and dirt establishmentThe goal of the housing was not lavishmentYahThe creepers and the zombies and all of the other mobsKept on dying by their hands what could I do but sobAND THEN I SAW THE FREAKIN BOSS BABY
>>681597132It's the "Europoor doesn't understand the time zones" episode again.
>>681597163>>681597210Oh it's the first run I caught, just thought maybe they stopped doing crowds again or something
>>681597132
>>681595253haven't checked the other sgdq 2024 threads, glad to see run quality is as generally mediocre as ever. nice to see fusion actually got a pretty good showing at least, might tune into that later
>>681597018Don't worry, we will have:>YAHTI HERE with 20k dollarinos!And have it like 20 times just before event ends. Plus, $1000+ anonymous donations without comments every few minutes.
>>681597210Am I literally the only europoor here that has multiple timezones set on the clock? So many americans have threatened to cross the ocean and muder me for sending chat messages during GMT+1 mornings that it's hard for me to not take into account the time difference
HE'S CHOKING
choke
>>681596398I think I'm birational, anons
>>681597210amerimutt this is the lowest its ever been, dead event
>>681597314yeah to hell with those neckbeards that make up 99% of our community
>Having a vibes based setup to a supposedly simple trickWhy don't the good runners ever represent their games
>>681597418>17 and 19>100k by WednsdayWhat the fuck happened
>>681597172Yeah, the synergy system that got added did wonders for makings runs unique. I don't know how much that touches the early-game, but the change to ammo drops at least means you can use the guns instead of sticking to your base gun for three floors.The newer bonus floors are kinda weird but not actively bad.
>>681597418>almost linear decline year by yeargee i wonder why
>>681597418>turn stream into no fun allowed cringe>trans palestinian asexual rights>ban every good runnerI'm not surprised, just disappointed
oh the fuck this is the last run with this forced "seductive" voice whore
>>681597563>ohheyitskarathis is another annoying foid isn't it
>reach 30>sleeping 10+ hours>still weighed down by blanket of exhaustion most of the time>eating balanced meals doesnt do anythingIm losing time on my real life splits...
This run is boring af fr fr
>>681597418Wow, impressive almost
>>681597201>trigger/chrossSure, they're both bad>Formative gameNo, FF6 was just your first game. Many such evaluations.>FlavourEarthbound is in the Mario RPG zone of having enough flavour to make it alright, but still pales in comparison to many Playstation RPGs.>Old Fire Emblem is a hipster boomer cultTactics has much better customization as well as writing, but for more appropriate, direct comparisons, Kingdom Building Strategy games that informed Fire Emblem did its combat shtick as well or better.>slopAll traditional turn-based DQs suck.I'm not super defensive of PS1 JRPGs in general because I think most traditional-turn-based JRPGs fucking suck and their novel sub-systems are only mitigating the suck, but there are so many head-and-shoulders above their predecessors that if I was forced to play them I would pick from a dozen PS1 games I have no fond memories of just to try something new over one of the SNES classics.
who is the retard girl who doesn't know about the gamewhy is she even there fucking annoying bitch
>>681597418And somehow they will earn a lot of money.
>>681597709more importantly why is anyone interacting with it
>>681597613>get promised blood and gore>terminator runner still hasn't rampaged
>absolutely
>>681597418What do you think they blame the loss of revenue on?
>>681597056Can you say nigger legally if you are 1% african?
>>681597610Consume fish oil daily
GIMME BACK MY SON
is this shit for real?
>>681597610u might wanna tap in on alcohol, man. just perma tipsy and u'll never feel tired
>>681597854>Argick and Keizaron at the same timeGRIM
>>681597859>green borneo kratomIsn't it an antidepressant?
>>681597854>Keizaronyeah no thanks
>>681597610Exercise anon.I was feeling this, getting aches and pains etc. even went to the doctor for it. Then a few weeks back I went on a trip and did a few demanding hikes and suddenly my body feels invigorated and the aches have gone away. Sedentariness is a poison.
>>681597487Thanks, mate
>>681597854poor runner, having to deal with that shitidk how he will concentrate and click well with those 2 clowns screaming
>>681597854>keizaron
>>681597854>OSRS with Keiz on the couchAlright I'm gonna have to watch this
>>681597919sorry meant to send that to the other guy. it has many uses, i dont think its specifically an anti depressant. but it can make you feel good and have energy
>>681597854How many trainwreck MMO runs is it gonna take for them to learn.
>>681597854Fucking pussy should do an inferno run, but thats not "marathon safe"
>>681597531Literally impossible. If you watch tranny porn you're a faggot.
>>681597418Everyone else has stopped watching, why haven't you?
>>681597997>drugs make you feel goodwoah.
>>681597854>we get an osrs run>keiz and argick commentatinga finger on the monkey paw curls
uhhhhhh spoilers??
>>681597854I was thinking a quick solo raid speedrun could be coolNow that I see the couch I'll probably skip it
>>681598042Why does a domestically abused wife go back to her husband for more beatings?
>>681597610Start running or use caffeine or both
>>681598098Because he has a big dick
>>681597610Buy a bike and go out for an hour or two on weekends, it enriched my lifeSeriously, 100% do it
>>681597854Literally unwatchable. Imagine finally getting your RuneScape run added to GDQ and then they schedule that couch for you. I'd just not show up
>>681598098Because he has a big tranny dick
Follow WHAT
>>681597854None of those creatures on the couch has ever touched that game, this has to be a humiliation ritual of some sort.
>I don't know what this means but i'm excited!how come they let it come without a handler? it's clearly retarded.
>>681598156What does GDQ have that makes us come back then? These threads? Small chance of pure kino run? It definitely ain't for the tranny dicks.
>>681597545This. They banned half the community for things like accidentally misgendering someone or "deadnaming" people. They got banned people for wearing trump hats when it's "too political" even though they raised money for BLM which literally had political goals posted on their website, they go nuts for trans rights, which is a political movement and slogan, have people shouting "free Palestine", and last night someone on the couch even made a comment very obviously alluding to the middle east when he joked "sad to see colonizers get abducted and liquified". I had to turn it off there because it's just fucking upsetting.It's possibly the most progressive extremist event I've ever seen. They pushed everyone else away. Hell, even MSF has political goals they advocate for.I just want an event without politics. ESA was good.
What are we going to draw this event? I had fun drawing Plum last ESA
>>681595993tune out for your own good
>>681598027I'm sure he'd have no trouble with it, but inferno is boring to watch. cox has a lot of variety in its rooms
>>681597418this is what you get when you start with your no fun allowed bs
>stardew valley speedrundoesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of it being a comfy farming dating sim?
>>681598287melo was saying he's played rs for 20 years in one of the segments but wouldnt surprise me if it was made up
>snorepg over>pixelshit
>>681598357Stardew is shit anyway.
>>681598380Be careful what you wish for fucker
>>681598357>>681598397delete this
>>681597610Also look into sleep apnea.
>>681598380It's good pixelshit though
>>681598357Ar least we will get porn spam
>>681598357Every single Stardew Valley speedrun I have seen at these events are dogshit and ran by dogshit people. I know because I like the game a lot and regrettably watched all those runs live.
This looks like a fun game
>>681598371Melo isn't on the couch though, that faggot keiz and his retard posse is. Literally the only one who's touched an MMO on that couch is Argick and he's a 14fag.
any funny troon moments yet?
>>681598447Starew is what happens when you take the charm and love the old Harvest Moon and rune Factory games had and suck it all away.
>>681598505sort of
>>681597610Always exhausted? Could be cancer
>>681598497it's literally just another indieshit pixel game
>>681598529This but the opposite of what you said.
>>681598592Stardew is the normalfag choice, which is why /v/ pretends its good.
>>681597610I have the opposite problem. Cant seem to sleep more than five hours.
WARNING THIS GAME CONTAINS BLOOD AND GORE
>>681598630I was just reminded about how stupid that is
>>681598629Same here. Up at 5 every day.
>>681598692
>>681598630Who gets triggered by that shit anyway?
>>681598692>"JOKE? IN CHAT? MODS TIME HIM OUT QUICKLY!!! NO FUN ALLOWED IN CHAT!!"
SILENCE FOID
>>681598629>>681598689Look into magnesium glycinate. Do your due diligence. I doubt you haven't, but just in case, you went over the usual sleep hygiene recommendations right?
please tell me it's clamp strats
I really love that despite knowing nothing about the game this bitch keeps trying to say something
>>681595729Of course not. That's not profitable. You can't fund your numerous 4-star hotel holidays and eating out every week from events born out of genuine love.Why is it always money people's greed is so disgusting....
>>681598894
Did I miss anything good last night?Also, mods got salty at me for using the P word in chat.
>>681595729https://oengus.io/they're happening all the time you just don't care because they're not as popular
>>681599010you missed nothing outside of Outer Wilds chokes. Last night was a good time to be absent
>>681598894To be fair, they are actively asking her to make inane comments half the time
>>681599010Pigger?
>>681597610I've had that feeling since I was 10. I've gotten 2 nights of restful sleep in 24 years. It never gets easier. Learn to live with it. Keep yourself active, go for walks, get outdoors. Touch grass from time to time.
prized curry soon
>>681599174No.Pretend.
>>681599010Pissy? Penis? Prick? Pwned?
>>681597610Do you even lift?
>>681599337Prizes
>>681599012disingenuousLooking at the first page>finnrunsThats in Finnish, and its been advertized in the threads>rhythmathonRhythm games, doesn't count>Fangame marathonOnly for fangames>Binary BreakersDo I need to point out the problem with this one?Where are the couch surfer marathons with the bros? We're waiting
>>681597610Eat less carbs.
>>681598856It's just my work schedule.
Nothing pisses me off more than games like this with shitloads of dialog
>>681595729We need to start our own marathon called "Straight White Men Speedrunning Marathon"
>>681599389NTA, been lifting for almost 6 months and never missed a session but took this week off for gdq and haven't been to the gym all week. Feels bad but I probably need a rest week to be honest.
how many trannies acked today
>>681599552Not even. Just make one without politics.
>>681599502Never
>>681599337>>681599391Something along the line of 'being a vtuber is playing pretend'
>>681595729>>681599607There are tons of marathons like that, you just dont watch them
>>681598337Draw PMG's upskirt
>finally just gave up on the elden ring dlc and uninstalled the gameWas fighting yet another dragon boss, didn't have fun getting to the boss, the journey there wasn't even interesting, and then just stopped playing mid-fight and thought "Why am I even playing?"
>>681599554>not doing bodyweight squads while watching GDQNGMI
TURN ON CNNBONESAW IS RUNNING JAK AND DAXTER
can't wait to rate this boring shit ZZZ
>>681599607>politicsWomen, gays and minorities are inherently political
>>681599652I watched and enjoyed ESA.
What an unbelievably boring run this has been
>>681599675Why'd you even start?
>>681599149>Last night was a good time to be absentThank fuck, I lost the will to keep watching after that announcer started spamming the shit out of the donations, even talking over the runner and couch.
>>681599756thats been 90% of the marathonthey've chosen the absolutely shittiest most boring games backed the shittiest most boring runnersI think I'm just gonna go watch something else
>>681599675>people finally starting to understand that souls likes are assThe arc of history is long but it bends towards justice
>>681599774I thought it'd be at least okay, instead I just disliked it the more I played.
>>681599710No, but BLM absolutely is, as is the trans rights movement. They both have political goals and are political movements. Most people stopped watching when they got ultra political.
>>681599825They should just ban indie games
>>681599675>want to try elden ring dlc>haven't played the base game in a year>forgot how to play the game>know dlc is harder than base game even though I found the base game hardI don't think I'll get past the first boss of the DLC
>cops are… le badCancelled my preorder
>>681599918but speedrunning indie games is just as valid as speedrunning beloved classics and difficult games!
>>681599943But the game's out already, and also I thought blankposting was dead?
Say it with me...
Indieslop is fucking boring.
SAY WITH ME
Lisa was a mistake
>>681599675Based understander.
>>681599825It's been pretty good so far honestly, I was procrastinating on things I had to do yesterday because I was enjoying the runs, but today seems like it's going to be shit
>>681600014Have there been any notable chokes this run that made it overestimate? Oh what am I saying nobody else was watching either
I think all runners at GDQ should get a shirt, you beat your game under estimate you get a shirt that says you are quick, if you go over estimate you get a shirt that says you are slow and you have to wear it all day.
OVER ESTIMATEVERESTIMATE
OVER ESTIMATE
I'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU
Over estimate, and boring as fuck
TAKING FOREVER
>>681599793Quake II, right? that was a painful watch but it was better than being bland which is what happened to the rest of the runs last night. Best thing that happened around that time was anon making these edits
>>681600056>any notable chokes this run that made it overestimateNinja Gaiden yesterday. Runner spent more time choking on the last level over and over than he did in the rest of the game,
>>681600053Yesterday was surprisingly great other than Chibi RoboHopefully there's some good runs today but the schedule looks grim
how is going over estimate without castastrophic chokes even possible? That means you're so slow that you can't even be called a speedrunner.
Rate this run
Oh look the audio desych is back, took so long to notice because most of this run was muted
>>681600174F
>>681600174C, curved it.
>>681600174ZZ
The final boss is that easy? It looks like shit too, just a mass of flesh on a roof.
>>681600174Z
>>681600174Z, trannies + boring game + over estimate
did he just say b*ind
>>681600174C - over ectimate
>>681600174D for boring and over estimate
>>681600174D
>>681600174F>>681600164I meant the run that's currently overestimateNinja Gaiden was funny though
>>681600174I'm doin' him an F
>>681600174D eDeDeez nutz
>>681600174C
>>681600174Fover Festimate
>>681597610its most likely caused by your diet. try carnivore.
C
>>681600174F.
ZZZOver estimate, boring indieslop, couch tranny and annoying foid.
Come to the panel (no whites allowed)
>>681600174D+
>Sly Cooper block>playing only one episode out of the featured games
>>681599681I'll probably breakdown and do some pike pushups, pullups, and squats sometime this week just to get some movement in >>681600174F
If a tranny has she/they, they're still not fully committed and are boymoding.If a biofem has she/they, they're just doing it for attention.I enjoy playing megaman and I even like the "bad" games like Megaman and Bass.
>>681599607>>681599652>>681599714I as well shillUPCOMING EVENTS>Finnruns July 3rd-7thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/finnruns10/schedule>ASM July 15th-21thhttps://horaro.org/asm2024/schedule>ESA July 20th-27thhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTnU3ZF3lixVRMLeIS0CgEXB6BViqJ5v5mVWhw7k840ajEyr9KfW0TnGB4LDk9F5_Dd3EOW3xMjUv2n/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true>RTA August 8th-15thhttps://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024>BSG August 11th-17thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2024/schedule/schedule-1>Final Fantasy Relay IX August 16-19th>Flame Fatales August 18th-25thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49There will be threads
>hispanic only panel>women only speedrunning event>black only speedrunning event
It's a shame sly never gets an entire game ran at these marathons meanwhile evey night there's a 6hour jrpg run
Gonna get myself a Latina mami (male)
Is it just me or there were way too many over estimate runs in the first three days of this event?
Kirby Air Ride coming up (in a couple hours) let's gooooooo
>>681600174C-
>>681600352It's shorter to say no whites panel.
>>681600174C - over estimate and game looks interesting
>>681600348Thank you for your service
>>681600389It's an estimate, anon.If the runners were being honest you'd expect 50% go over.
>OhHeyItsKaraOh god it's going to be a tranny isn't it.
When did the event ends?Saturday?
Jesus, no wonder speedrunner Duke_Bilgewater was banned from GDQs..........dude is a fucking sociopath...........https://web.archive.org/web/20200530214411/https://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
>>681600174d
why is the music promotion pornhub
>>681600359We had one Sly game (think it was 3) submitted once. Every 15 seconds there was a loading screen. There was no way that was going to be a good watch.
>>681600352
>>681600504tl;dr pls
STOOOOOOP
>>681600560if she doesn't get attention she'll die
This is so sad
>announcer talking is sex voice
>>681600490it feels as if it started years ago
THAT FUCKING VOICE
>>681600614Actually grim, jesus
>Karathat's a man
This reader sounds like he slydes it in the pooped
forced female-ish voice
>>681600614but it's right...
Oh fuck yeah, RuPaul is here
>>681600614Alexa play Despacito (OCRemix)
>>681600529Janny probably misclicked/typed. Your fault for critiquing the image in earnest rather than outright denouncing it.
>>681598313>What does GDQ have that makes us come back then? These threads? Small chance of pure kino run?I mean isnt that literally the logic of abuse victims>this run is going to be better for sure, yeah the last 20 runs were pure shit but I still believe that the next one is going to be great
>>681600470>implying speedrunners dont know how long their game is
faggot alert
>>681600614It's 7 am anon. The schedule is also shit all day today, no good games to be ran
>>681600626>>681600636It's tranny, what else.
Do Americans not know what spaff means
No...Why the fuck right now at the sly-cooper block. Fuck This shit
>Hello, Marriott? I need the biggest venue space I can get. For a whole week.
>>681600614I want to cut off her fucking arms.
>>681600719never heard that word before in moi life
People talk about hands and jaws but for me it's ALWAYS the vocal fry voice that gives it away
>hear announcer>turn off streamThe fuck do they want me to do, go outside on this beautiful summer day?
>>681600483>Proud to be a trash tran, lots of Souls and roguelites and gossip.
why was the chart deleted
>want to see void stranger but got no time>tranny announcer appears Thanks for making this easy, jesus
>>681600098DEV - ELEOPERS!
>>681600727This game is for furries anyway, the run would never have panned out
>>681600770it's the subtle faggot tone that men do when trying to consciously or unconsciously imitate a woman
is it true MSF doesn't support It'sReal and prefers Pal'It'sFine? I want to know where my dono is going.
>>681600829>Heads on the wall
>Ate a turkey wrap>left arm started hurtingNGMI, boys. Looks like I'm dying watching a Sly Cooper run.
>>681600829Oh my god he's murdered those women!
nails on chalkboard voice, i am OUT
Just a few guys playing a 3d ps2 action platformer? This could be good.
>>681600897ALL WILL SUFFER
>>681600829>>681600483how did this happen, the donation reader used to be a total hunk
There was a spyro run on the early schedules, I wonder what happened to it. It was one of the GBA games
>>681600829Buffalo Bill looking motherfucker
God damn, animations SUCKS in this game
Furry game?
>>681600949Bald
>>681600829>>681600897Dorothy Gaaaaaaaaale!
>>681600745I miss psycho anons. Everything is just so homogenous.
>my dream was to run a game at GDQthose people do not actually exist right?
>>681600949Did he?
>>681600915Water. WATER!
>>681600529lol instantly deleted, must have touched a nerve.
>>681600719>offensive, slang: to ejaculateSpaffed in ur mum last night you wanker, kek
>>681600829>wigs on the wallcreepy as fuck
>>681600949>frankensteinjej
>>681600897>Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.
>>681601008Don't make me link the Chibi Robo blubbering.
>>681600949what Hades does to a mf
>>681601008most of the speedrunners are like that
FURRY TITS
>>681601059KWAB (kek what a bellend)
>dutch dub of this game is infamous>refuses to elaborateWhy? They are playing it in English, why bring something up and not fucking explain why over and over.
>>681601071Too late!https://youtu.be/U8Z4VTNdpDc?si=dVikCdb5mcO2pypf&t=542
SEXO
>>681601008speedrunning is old enough now that most people are secondaries who are in it just for the community and don't really care about playing the game. Like any hobby it has become commercialized and turned into a subculture.
>>681601112At least he got his hair back
>Episode 1Is he only running the first act of the game? What the fuck is this shit?
Fellas I'm not a furry BUT
>>681600970>>681600926
>>681601113Nah, the ones who are streamers first and runner second are more like that.The really serious runners don't care about marathons.
>>681601063lol
Obligatory sex with Carmalita
>>681601219
>>681600557If the primary goal of the event is fundraising, the top priority should be having the people most effective at attracting viewers and maybe sucking from their wallets. "Sorry, charity. We made less money because we are more concerned with having diverse participants than raising funds".If that's how things are, maybe it's time to reconsider strategies.
>Awkward silenceMAKE IT STOP
>>681601212Yep, they always do that with these games since the full runs are really fucking long.
This voiceAaaaaaaI'm tuning out
this announcer is more gay than gay people bro
Tranny voice...anddddd Muted
>"i would love to give you some donations"I don't know if I can take this much longer
oh god the dono reader has the tranny lisp
>>681601212The full game is a 6 hour runalso the runner's chapter 1 PB is 56m 46s and the estimate is 1 hour. Hope he doesn't choke!
>>681601307>using libertarian bullshit against race supremacistsOk
>>681601317>becomes filled with tranny-nouncer noisesGet monkey paw'd faggot
that's not a girlboob voice>instant tranny donation readfuck off
>>681601317better than tranny talk
>>681601176
>>681601384he likes to live dangerously
RUINED
>that voice
>"Can't wait to see this game CRACKED open">"TRANS RIGHTS"Eggs is the most disgusting terms I have ever heard and I can't believe they get away with it
STOP
>>681601384Oh shit, how long is this game casually?
>>681601447True. For me, it's how subtle they try to make it
>>681601447it's nothing to do with pedophilia!
*WHY* are they so unnecessarily promiscuous with every single thing they do?
>>681601307To the GDQ admins, the primary goal is about fundraising but it's not about the charities, it's about the numbers going up and what that brings.Gotta grow the business and get more and more corporate sponsors and shit on board, fuckers must be proud to get Doritos on board this time.
>>681601176God, what a fag
Is this really a PS3 game? It looks like it was made for the PS2
>>681601176it's only fuckin Chibi Robo
>>681601484the same 6 hours. they're just really tightly designed games because Sucker Punch cannot make a mediocre game to save their lives.
>>681601576its the PS3 remaster
>>681601576it's a ps2 game rereleased on the ps3
>>681601587so it's just let's plays again eh
>>681601576There's a clue literally in front of your face anon.
MIGRATE>>681601787>>681601787>>681601787
The only people who play this game are furries.Even more suspect than sonic fans.
Yas queen
>>681601541I had forgotten about the sponsors that will drop you the moment they see something in the event that can harm their image.I don't know. everything is a fucking circus when you think about it. Maybe I was better popping happy pills that give you a limp dick and not caring about anything else. I just wanted to see some speedruns with other people. Fuck.
>My then boyfriend, now girlfriend
>>681600949In case it wasn't instantly clear his ENTIRE personality is just "I'm trans now! Trans!"
