NOW: Crimzon Clover: World EXplosionLATER: OmnoLATER LATER: Lords of Exilehttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681904004
fuck yeahnext run is gonna be a bullet hell
>>681910664Hell you say?Like all of SGDQ this year you say?
rail coon
why is they wearing masks
>Raelcun became a faggotGod dammit, is nothing sacred
>I GO BUY THEY/THEM OK!!!!!!! GET IT RIGHT CHUD!!!!!what happened to this guy... holy shit
>>681910613OUGH IM GONNA MIGGGG
mig
Hot take: Cave games mostly suck. The built in slow/lag is awful and the bullets just look like particle barf.Deathsmiles is the only one I've really enjoyed
I M M E D I A T ETRANNY ffs
>"I go by they/them pronouns"Instant Z
>"This is not a speedrun"
>>681910664I stayed up this late for this run. Crimzon Clover a good game.
mig'd
>faggot said his "pronouns" right off the batZZZ run holy shit that's a PB
>20 GORIILIAN
Miggin
What year had the bullet hell with the guy who was silent the whole time, had basically a perfect run then made an autistic speech at the end?
how to properly speedrun (most get this wrong!)
Would you have said it /v/?
isn't that the cheater bitch on the couch
>magical enby hatwtf
>>681910563nah, she hated him and she was too busy breaking cosmo's brain https://vimeo.com/95646490
>>681910356Reminder: If you fuck someone's wife at GDQ they will thank you for it.
>can't even commentate over the tutorial
>they/them>is just a single guyIs he Eddie Brock or Yugi Muto or something like that with 2 beings living within the same body?
she certainly did her homework, lol
Reminder that being "non-binary" is not a real thing. You're just a faggot.
Just realized who that last runner was kek
mig...
>>681910613>>>/vg/>>>/vg/>>>/vg/
>>681910883yesthere are two wolves inside him
Rip bitrate.
super sissy huh
>>681910794>>681910807He's a weirdo furry vtuber, I like how he literally doesnt even try in real life
My name is anonymous and I go by HE/SHE pronouns.
A DUD
>Explaining a shmup>MasksI'm in danger.
>>681910905Based retard
>681910905KWAB
>>681910883PEOPLE HAVE BEEN USING THEY/THEM PRONOUNS TO REFER TO SINGLE SUBJECTS FOR CENTURIES, CHUD. HAH. SURE SHOWED YOU.There, I got it out of the way. Fuck trannies.
>games done normallywho keeps accepting this bullshit games
>>681910836>no more Deathmarch at the Olympics
>they/them>she/her
Good morning my slimes how was Ocarina of Time?
The Japanese on his hat says "Magic X Gender" but it isn't really written correctly.
>>681910957Especially Arrange mode. It's fun to play, but it's not fun to watch; the screen is just sprite vomit.
>>681910987Shit
a fucking sidescroller "speedrun"
>reading from a book full of notescringethis is the worst kind of commentary, it's not a school presentation bitch
>shmup>speedrun
>>681910820I agree, it has become a thing to like because it's cool to like
>>681910948>>681910949not an argument>>>/vg/>>>/vg/>>>/vg/
>>681910891LolThat was a pretty good drawing.
if i donated $100 saying "this isnt a speedrun" would they just not fucking read it kek
>>681911043tourist not understanding how boards work is always cute
>>681911076of course they wouldn't read it dummy
>>681911076They'd pocket it and deadass ignore it
>45 mins for a side scrollersee you next game
>>681911083not an argument >>>/vg/ >>>/vg/ >>>/vg/
>>681910868Whatever happened to cosmo btw? Is he still around?
>>681910820That is a hot take. I love built-in lag, or even natural lag. I remember in older games you used to try and cause as many particles as possible to slow shit down. You knew you were fucking shit up if you could do that.
>>681911132all the numbers are arbitrary
>>681911076>We have $100 from anonymous saying "I love this game, good luck to the runner! TRANS RIGHTS!"
is the bitch reading a script KEK
At least this slam pig came prepared.
I'd really appreciate it if someone could give every game from now until Penny's Big Breakaway an F for me while I take a nap, thanks.
>>681911125here you go little fella maybe if you get uppity enough the mods will take notice and reward (you)
>>681911132He goes by Nova and made a new twitter and youtube, he did a detransition-lite to gender neutral
>>681911138The problem is that CAVE games rely on using it and masks their games being hard while you play at 3FPS
>>681910975Good. The amount of people fainting, dying and worst of all, shitting themselves was alarmingly increasing and the committee could not bear the weight of their sins anymore.
>>681911175Same. See you faggots for Quest for Glory 2.
>>681911179not an argument >>>/vg/ >>>/vg/ >>>/vg/
>>681911132De-transitioned into a nebulous 'they' and goes by a new name like Volt or something
>muh pronouns>mask in fucking 2024this is the average shmup fan
i migged
>>681910984At leas the she/her is actually a she/her.
>Bullet hell game>not on the hardest difficultyWhat's the fucking point`? This is no more than a lets play, why do they constantly showcase CAVE games during these events?
>>681911185>>681911203one step at a time I guess
>>681911201Thanks for the bumps!With your help we can stay on page 1
>>681911257not an argument >>>/vg/ >>>/vg/ >>>/vg/
>>681911237Actually, is a chea/ter.
Annoying tone to couch coms
>>681911132turned into marxissa after john numbers laid the smackown on him
>>681911203Wait, I missed Cosmo lore? Is this real? He de-transitioned? Wow, no wonder they're pushing the trans stuff. They really are desperate. Everything's falling apart for them lmao. About time.
>>681911283At least the mask isn't causing endless SCHHHHHHFFFFF sounds like that one tranny the other day
>>681911243spike thinks they're cool so puts them in
>>6819110297 left2 rightlong straighttranny hairpinAAAAA
>Runner is they/themSo, what does that mean? In the process of transitioning?
>>681911393It means literally nothing. It's just a way for unremarkable people to pretend that they're special, and to impose the smallest of things on other people so that they feel a little less unremarkable.
>>681911393He just wants to be non-binary, i think he knows hes too fugly to make it as a girl
>>681911393They don’t identify with either sex. They’re gender fluid.
Cool game. Too bad about the mask wearers
>>681911393it's just a way to be part of the special snowflake club without trooning out or being a fag
>>681911475He's definitely the latter.
>>681911473game is cool, but it's not a speed run
Luna, can you explain to me why she's reading from a script?
>Actually good, informtative commentary by someone who can speak>Shitty genre no one with taste cares aboutshame
>>681911393It means they are a special snowflake and thinks this makes him the modern equivalent of a avant garde weirdo.
>>681911196How the fuck do you speedrun that commieblock twin city in QfG 2?
>>681911315>Is this real?Yes
>>681911509>>681911475Yeah, I get gay vibes from him, doubt he's into women.
All the bullets getting despawned doesn't look like a cool or fun gimmick to me.
>>681911541It's not. I just looked it up. Faggot.
>>681911393It means "I show allegiance to the cult and will call you out if you don't"
>>681911473it's to hide their ugly faces
>autoscrollerhow do you speed this run?
45 minutes of this bitch yapping holy shit
>>681911443
>>681911609let it go man enjoy the runs
>>681911609You can't, they said this is a score attack run for 20 trillion points
>>681911609kill stuff as fast as possible and don't die
Is this not just Two Who? Wtf If I wanted to watch 2Who I'd go back 10 years and watch CirnoTV
>bosses keep "transitioning" according to the couch commentary>runner keeps killing them as they're transitioningWhat did GDQ mean by this?
>>681911526They don't save time by killing ships faster?Either way it's a game done quickly. I wouldn't want 8 days of this but it's ok to have one.
>>681911185>>681911203>>681911247Jesus, genuinely hope he can find some peace.It genuinely feels like he is one of the biggest victims of trans false promises.The guy needed some proper help instead.
I bet this bitch gives good head
This is your runner, say something nice about them.
>>681911662>runner says "You have to kill them as they transition."
>>681910930fuckable fursona
I almost wish I could get into shumps but whenever I see them played I just get pissed off
>>681911689>They don't save time by killing ships faster?speed run and playing a game quickly aren't the same retard
>>681911725He definitely thinks so too
>>681911662It's an ironical representation of Israeli war crimes that cause trans Palestinians grief and suffering from the river to the sea.
Is there any alternative to celebrating and showcasing a variety of video games in a timely manner besides autistic speedrun events?
the runner literally said this isn't a speedrun guys
>>681911728i sense skill issue
what a clown show this whole event is. fighting tournament without timer from earlier was cherry on top
XTH FOR MY MAN IGOR
god this sucks
>>681911689It's a scorerun not a speedrun
>>681911750The event is called summer games done quick
does this bitch breathe
>>681910930>furry has tranny flag colorsHoly shit the insecurity, how do people have such an incredible lack of self-respect that they put their """identity""" above all else like this?
>>681911791oh yeah I also suck balls at them BUT THAT'S A SEPARATE ISSUE
>>681911839She has that breath control.
>>681911861You would love it if you were good, that's how games work
i know you guys hate her and she's a cheater or whatever but man i would wreck her shit and make that bitch fall in love and never text her back
>>681911892I don't mind her at all, I'd bring notes too if I had to remember all this crap about some trash game
How has she been talking for 22 minutes?smups aren't that deep what the fuck
>>681911713good godwhat the fuck went wrong?
>>681911638>>681911443I certainly would like to taste lovare's gender fluids (before she gave ESA the coup de grâce)
>>681911853Garish crayon foxes and co ruined the monochrome skunkfucker niche and still wear the shell of it around as a hermit crab as well. The 90s OG's are just as much victims. RIP Hardiman, he called it in his comics.
>>681911958she prepared a whole script
if singles then everyone in this thread will get sex (from a troonie)
>>681911972Honestly he seems legit mentally disabled af, these pictures are hard to look at, hes like surely I look girly right?
these faggots are too positive for me
>playing on normal>still choking
>>681911393It means they are whatever gender they are but they MAY or may not dress in a weird or haphazard manner.
the real speedrun is this bitch talking
late mig for anon
>>681911713>Not a manAlright, dude
>>681911958>smups aren't that deep what the fuckfiltered
>>681911713>>681912034dead glassy eyesmkultra prozac looking ass
>H E double hockeysticksRating just tanked a point
>>681912034absolutely dysgenic head size to shoulder span ratio
>>681911979>dress like this around a bunch of incels>surprised when they act like creepsit's too bad
Is that's the 3rd death so far?
Time for me to sleep. Good night /v/>dat captchalol
>>681912108>not a manmeanwhile rocking a full neckbeard
This reminds me of the Looney Tunes clip of the telegraph operator reading out messages rapidly and hysterically.
>>681912016>RIP Hardiman, he called it in his comicsDo tell, I haven't heard of this
>>681911972>what the fuck went wrong?Speedrunning is very stressful. Stress makes cortisol. Cortisol fucks your brain.
>>681912134gimme the lore
>>681911979so what was the deal with her? I heard people complimented her looks so she decided to kill ESA? I'm not too deep into the whole speedrunning thing, but I did enjoy ESA every now and then.>captcha: saxd0g
>>681912150Sweet dreams!
>>681912134HUGE
>>681912183The lore is that she admitted that she likes to swing around her shit
>>681912068Lol
plum will save esa
IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK THAT A RUNNER DOESN'T DIE ALL THE TIME
>choking>againIs their first time playing?
>>681912134does this bitch have an instagram or twitter
>>681912241sauce?
>>681912134God that was a great ESA.>>681912183She was literally RAPED by GAMERS who leveled up.
>>681912134unironically: too fat
>>681912276
>>681912306not my dream girl but I am incel-ish so still would
Rate this run
>>681912183>>681912203She really wanted to be the prize bimbo for ESA.More recently she released a pastebin in which she makes it clear that she is pissed that she did not get as much screentime as she wanted.She also made a bunch of accusations of feeling unsafe, someone following her in the hotel, and someone speaking to her about their partners body, which made her feel unsafe.Which is basically rape of course.Naturally this caused the last bit of damage to ESA which was already struggling due to mismanagement.
>rank>lowZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
>>681912306You want a woman like that though, good strong frame for bearing many children
>>681912398D
>>681912398S
>>681912352hey, let me get off my high horse here. me too.
>>681912398A
>>681912183She wrote a screed that's basically schizobabble about how she's afraid of everyone around her but because she's a girl it isn't dismissed out of hand.
>>681912398C
>>681912398B.Comfy run and destroyed the estimate. Loses points for pointless masking.
>>681912398tried to speak japanese, yup thats an F
>>681912403that part about being "followed" in the hallways was so fucking stupid. Actual paranoia.
>>681912398ZWhat the fuck was that?
>>681912398Zzz
>>681912398F for NOT A FUCKING SPEEDRUN
>>681912398Z
>>681912398B
>>681912276jesus simps are so pathetic>same outfit, but one with a belt mid torso is somehow a totally different look>cleavage is giantess booba>dark dress is evil gothguess how i know you're obsessed with anime
>>681912398Abased weeb
>>681912203With her not much. With the domino chain that happened because of her? oh boy, where to even start? there was a tripfag here giving details but he nuked his trip last night and hasn't shown his face since>banning and timing out waves and shadowbans across the board cause a mass exodus of team leaders>their star, metako left before any accusations were made so things were already bad before>mass deletion of run vods to scrub the existence of the banned people from the event
>>681912398Zi hate it, i actively hate it. I can't believe how affected i am by it. I fucking hate it
TECH
>>681912398BRunner intro'd with they/thems and flubbed a lot.Couch was impressively coherent and actually female, but absolutely exhausting to listen to non-stop for 30 minutes
>>681912398C for Charbunny being annyoing
>>681912398C+
>>681912453Has she tried to be a normal attendee and not an attention whore? Her outfit looks like a sex worker.
>>681912398DBut the girl wasn't nearly as annoying as people were making out. Runner not good.
>>681912398C for Crimzon Clover. Awful run. Plays on arrange original instead of either arrange unlimited or arcade unlimited. Chokes and no extends by the end. Not really interesting.
>>681912541She likes to cosplay
>>681912541Lovare isn't a speedrunner
>>681912501I'm more into games faggot.
HEY ZHEY/ZHEM ZIZSTERS
>no more good runs left till baldur's gategood night
I never heard about those games.
>>681912607welcome to 80% of GDQ now
>>681912561The girl was the only good part of the run
!!FUCK TRANS RIGHTS!!
>>681912134Speedrun marathons are filled with people who get their social cues from porn.They unironically think that if you sniff random girls hair they think it's cute and silly that leads to unzipping chibi's condom supplies.
who's this cutie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI-ol25RFws
>>681912541She was literally just there as a prize bimbo.In other words for her ESA was some kind of self promotion to become more popular, she doesn't speedrun, nor does she attend events, she is technically just a titty streamer with <500 followers.
>>681912398Zannoying, shut up
>>681912607nobody has ever heard of those runners either, except for the people running the event
This song though.
>>681912657me
>>681912403>>681912509shame, I had my fun with the events usually, especially since gdq is a bit too much nowadays for me.
>>681912656
>>681912653KAKAROTTO NO, WE HAVE TO SHOW OUR SAIYAN PRIDE
>>681912403Anything new on ESA situation? Last thing I saw is more people banned from their socials (Lordmau5, PowerFacowaty and a few more I think), and Das accidentally leaking her tripcode here in an thread, which might invalidate some of the infos we've been given. But that might also have been a false flag. I also saw in a post here that Metako will make a statement soon, but not sure how reliable that info was. Hope it's true though.Checked ESA d*scord again today, it's all smiles and sunshine now. No surprise, since the haters are all removed now. Saw this cringy post bei havrd, thought I'd share.
>>681912676I see. Here’s her paste bin comments if people are curious: https://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vk
>>681912693
I'm confused, do you want women to dress like sluts or not?
>>681912742ESA in two weeks likely swan song
>soulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO26RQkfID8>soulless>>681912673
>>681912710wanna go out winks
>>681912779yes
>>681912774YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHE'S HITTIN IT
>>681912797only if u donate $5000 for TRAINS RIGHTS
>>681912742I actually fucking sad, ESA was the much better event in recent years in my opinion.But honestly they also started to make a lot of incredibly stupid decisions, like running VODs all year round.
>>681912779If they dress and act like a slut they shouldn't be surprised people treat them like one.You can't have the cake and eat it too.
>>681912774uhhhhhhhhhhh based
TRAINS RIGHTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nice audience
What's the point of having a cake if you can't fucking eat it.
>>681912843What if you dress like a slut but don't act like one
strong autism vibes
>>681912817sent ;)
>>681912779I only want that in an environment where an autist isn't likely to act creepy around them
>>681912786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21RFBPoOTugI knew that sounded familiar
>>681912786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz4giR9Ru10Don't even @ me nigger.
>Immediate softlock
>>681912774>White men can't dan-
RATE
>>681912874you can eat it, but then you won't have it
>3>2>1>oh I softlocked
>>681912769I did nuke my trip lmao, not making a new onelast bits from me, this is from the ESA server so not really private information>ESA has never managed to raise more money than Speedons, the French only marathon (they made 2 million last year). Edenal was crying that was only because Speedons is backed by French influencers>there will be no donation screening for Summer 2024, so have fun with that
SOFTLOCK% WR
What a great start
>>681912865based trainposter
>>681912872it's 3am bucko, most attendants are sleeping, playing video games or banging a mormon's wife
>>681912941I'm 26 why'd it just make sense...
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198226469984
>>681912990Time for this nigga to join the DRAGON FUCKERS LEAGUE
>>681912971it's almost 5AM
>>681912990???????
───────── beep beep gay porn delivery(@)(@)(@)(@)
>>681913018kek
Hate this artstyle
>>681912990who is this?
>>681912561>>681912652fags
>>681913034>>681913052
>>681912769>lifelong friendshow do you know that unless your life is over
>>681912952> there will be no donation screening for Summer 2024please no, I don't think I would survive this
that one guy in the audience is my nigga
>>681913183he a real one to sit these dogshit who games
>>681913113The runner, or at least the account he's playing on.
oh wow Omno I love seeing my favorite childhood games get destroyed at gdq!
>>681913105Bachelor thesis game project ass looking shit
>>681913228Oooh
>>681913183bro is already asleep KEK
>>681913240I, too, was also born three years ago.Let's kick cancer in the butt!!!!
i'll be going to bed, this is gay, can some kind anon give this a ZZZ for me? thanks
>>681913246
>>681912843by this logic if you look rich you deserve to get robbed
>>681912952>SpeedonsYeah i saw that, too, had a good laugh. They seemed kinda butthurt that a Frenchie-only marathon made more than all ESA marathons combined up to this point. Didn't even know that event existed. That said I donated a small amount to every ESA the past 2 or 3 years, not sure what will happen now. I'd not be surprised if someone who is still attending despite controversy will pull a stunt like giving them the middle finger on stream after their run, mic drop and off they go.Might be time to turn to smaller marathons. I see suggestions ITT every once and a while, hope this won't scatter the community too much.
>>681912952its pretty obvious to the non retarded which posts are yours even before the trip and even with it idiots still bungled the information up. its probably better this way for plausible deniability. thanks for keeping us updated
>>681912916@681912916
>>681912607Lords of Exile was a Kickstarter game, it only came out two months ago so I'm surprised it's here.If you like Castlevania, Bloodstained Curse of the Moon, etc, you'll probably like this one.
so lets be real, the only reason he's playing this unity game is because he made it in highschool as a class assignment right?
>>681913338She didn't get "raped" tho, people were just talking more frisky with her.
>>681913338You don’t deserve it but that’s what happens. So your point underlines his.
>>681913368>Lords of Exile was a Kickstarter game, it only came out two months ago so I'm surprised it's here.This is what is commonly known as an advertisement.
game looks fun but world is empty
>>681913374Check it
what a gay fucking chat
>>681913404Probably the same as Penny's Big Breakaway in that regard, it's coming up not long after.I'm interested in seeing that run because it's supposed to have really high skill ceiling and great looking execution. I got the game on Switch but it didn't immediately click with me and my backlog is way too big.
>>681912952>>681913339> SpeedonsDidn't know about that event. Any frenchies who can give a quick review/overview/comparison?My french is a bit rusty, but salvageable enough to get back into it and watch some french streams again.
>>681912952>there will be no donation screening for Summer 2024, so have fun with thatI know you've screened my shittier donos.I'm not sorry. Nor will I be.
>it's not really a backup for me because I always miss itrelatable
>>681913515I tried the demo for Penny's but I couldn't make it more than ten minutes in. The gameplay seems really cool, but the art style is pure, unadulterated dogshit. I couldn't stand it. Penny is so fucking stupid-looking.
Save the tranimals
>Everything is so fucking gray and the textures are mute or have no detail/tesselation.Some indie shits are so fucking lazy and shameless to even exist.
>>681913374I would love to hang out with bailey
>>681913352How can you say your's is soul when it doesn't even have the original danmaku?Checkmate Atheists.
Just woke up and ready to ignore GDQ for most of the last day. Anything nice on in the last 9 hours?
>>681913645So are you and yet here you are.
>>681913680no
>>681913646And do what anon??
>>681913617The environments and aesthetic are nice, but yeah the character designs are bleh.Arzette designs are unironically more appealing and they're *meant* to look janky.
>>681913646Which one is even bailey?
>>681913704Good. I'll tune in for Curse Crackers and DKC3
>>681913690That makes absolutely no sense anon, do better.
so this is a shill run, yea?
>>681913680Nothing good since the 5 min mario speedrun
This runner is clearly autistic but in an innocent, wholesome kinda way.
>>681913590I was never in fundraising anon, sorry
>>681913374Roll it
This is the blandest game i've ever laid eyes on
>>681913374Cursed roll...
>>681913374Give me bailey or give me death
>>681913890Oh jeeze
50 years after mario 64 and several magnitudes worse
Child of Light rerun on esa, i love that game, amazing soundtrack.
>>681913710>>681913740play video games of course and drink her gender fluid, what else?
>>681914048Better framerate
game is boring but I like this runner
>>681913374fine, this run is shit anyways
>>681913374Bailey please
>>681914141Firm proof that framerate is irrelevant.
Whens ESA?
>>681914238I am always sad Twilight Princess isn't higher than 30 fps
comfy
im not going to make fun of this guy.>playing a game that hasn't been played to death at trannygamesdonequick, even if it sucks.>isn't a tranny>has 2 people in the audience>is beating the game>is clearly nervous as fuck even though its 5 am, but has 38 thousand people watchingThere's been much, much, much worse this year. This run feels like 10 years ago agdq.
>>681914063Based anon
>>681914369He's doing fine. It's just only 'fine'. The game is clearly special to him, I just don't feel the same way while watching this run, and that's okay
Why do people want to be an oppressed minority so bad if their lives is supposedly hell?
>>681914369too bad the game SUCKS
For how many years have you been banned from gdq chat fellow anons?
>>681914491Never played the game
>>681914491I'm not a faggot using twitch chat, so none.
>>681914491what did you do
>>681913346I don't think the information was bungled up due to retardation, I'm 100% sure Edenal himself samefags here with the help of at least one other person>the metako hater who also called yato a nigger
>>681914491I will never understand why you people still go there. I mean how hard do they have to shit in your face so that you'll leave?
>>681914491I'll never be banned because I'll never pay money to chat, and I wasn't banned before that was the case.
>>681914491I haven't used the website in a long time.
>>681914491reading or interacting with the twitch chat is a grave mistake, always
>Greetings from GermanyHello, old friend. I missed you.
>>681914491I don't remember but the the upper bound is when it started being sub only because I sure as fuck never posted during that.
>>681914618C it was a run
>>681914618B
>>681914618S
>>681914618B, game not really good, but nice runner and couch.
>>681914618C
>>681914618Cit was inoffensive but ultimately extremely boring
YEAAAAAH GO MOM
>>681914618B it was kinda nice
>>681914491I was banned a while before making the unban request so sometime from 2019-mid 2020>>681914562I only went there once to post a troll comment
This is some real autism
>>681914618Giving it a B, not a great run, but a great runner
>>681914618C , boring game but cute runner
>>681914618B Shy guy
if trans are getting representation when will frogs/wojaks appear for a gdq game? hasn't there been fair attachment for 14 years? are they just bad?
>>681914618C.
>>681914618B for boring, but I forgive him
>>681914618Y'know what, B. This game is in the weird sweetspot where it feels too jank to take earnestly, yet that jank also lets the runner do a lot of tricks that he clearly put a lot of practice into. Some of them were right easy, others earned the grade. Hope he feels good about it
is this intermission song a joke???
>>681914526
>>681914559>I'm 100% sure Edenal himself samefags here with the help of at least one other personthen I'd like to personally congratulate Edenal on single handedly fucking up ESA due to being a retarded mouthbreathing fuckass
>>681914618Z garbage indieslop shill run
>>681914618Bad
>>681914369He's being hard enough on himself for being 2 minutes slower than he was in the practice room>>681914491It was back when blueglass was still around, I posted a link to a gif of him picking his nose and eating it>>681914618B-
>>681914618C, extremely average game and extremely average run
>>681914770Awww you don't stream
LETS GO GDQLAST DAY HOYYYYYPE!!!!!!
>>681914770>saying f*male in twich chatThey hate women. Deserved ban.
>>681914491I haven't got a Twitch account to be banned on
>last dayOnce again I will not miss this POS when it's over.
>>681914887wow how come no one showed up for the pc runs at 5 am on the same day when everyone has to leave the hotel
>>681914491Last time I wrote something in GDQ chat the event moderation was still sane. So I'm not banned. But sure as hell am not going to pay another dollar for Mike Uyamas new house
>>681914726FROGS RIGHTSWOJAK RIGHTS
>>681914947see you at watching the entirety of ESA anon!
>2024 pc indie advert run >argick>blacktasticZ
>Blacktastic on streamKeep your hair in a safe place now, sisters.
waint didnt blacktastic do all that stuff?
>>681914618I'm doin' him a C
Fuck I don't want the shitposting to end
holy fuck videogames are deadendless derivative shit
>>681915076>>681915083You guys just catching on now that GDQ only care about appearances? Their talk has never been about caring about wrongdoing, just raising up their tribe
Argick ugh
Wow very original game
>>681915092Yay it's Guy
I dont see any blacktastic, just Bobbeigh
This is shit lmao.Good night, /v/. Someone rate this garbage an F for me.
>>681914559>I'm 100% sure Edenal himself samefags here with the help of at least one other personBefore all this, I would have called you paranoid. But considering how much he has been on a banning spree just to silence every slight criticism, I now fucking believe it's pretty likely. Fucker probably can't stand it that people here can criticize him as much as they want
this looks like castlevania
>>681915076>>681915083no RETARDS. Blacktastic is related to a separate incident with the security guard quitting. The hair sniffer's identity is unknown
>argick and blacktastic commentating the same runthis must be really awkward at least for argick with all the ESA drama and shit going on now
>>681915208Because it is basically a castlevania fan game. The default player character is basically a belmont with a sword.
argick being there is the weirdest thing, have mercy on him i guess
>>681915215It was me. I huffed it. And it was worth it.
>>681915215Doesn't matter, from now on he'll be Bobbeigh Sniffles in my heart forever.
>>681914491never, but I also never chatted
>>681915276>>681915293whats the lore
why do all these speedrunners suck at what they do, back in my day they actually put in practice and effort into their runs... well some did but in this SGDQ there havent been any success stories
>>681915208Castle Gaiden and Ghouls
>>681915321>speedrunning marathon of first time speedrunsSounds hilarious and an absolute shitshow>yeah uh so i think we can make this jump *tries and fails 60 times in a row*
>>681915329i'm just saying he's a sonic dude, probably just got asked to be couch
>>681915347Always loved throwing knifing faggot ass tears of denial gank squads at aldritch's.
>>681915387yea cuz they said the player character looks like sonic or something
>>681915215> hair snifferIt was me, AND I'D DO IT AGAIN
>>681915347They're streamers first, speedrunners second.
>>681913338That's a false comparison. It's like looking rich and then walking through some dark alley in the poor district. You don't deserve to be robbed, but everyone knows how fucking stupid that was and that it could have easily been avoided by the person themselves.
>>681915262>Argick quitting ESA because alleged sexual predators arent dealt with properly>one of those alleged predators is Blacktastic>still sits on the couch with him at GDQ>they're all chummyI think we're still missing some crucial info here, guys.
Worse graphics than animal well
>>681915329Not-belmont's home kingdom has fallen to ruin while he was in exile, and so not-belmont is angry and goes out to kill the big bad. Ninja girl is just someone the big bad had captured, she didn't really have story presence
>>681915321SERG is dead, NEGA prevailed
>>681915450>lovare's alleged sexual predators
>>681915467June's over you can stop mentioning that fotm.
>>681915450#NotAllSexualPredatorsjust the ones involved with Lovare
>>681915469based thanks lore bro
>>681915347none of the top autists want to go anywhere near gdq, or are already banned.the only ones left are the types that just do enough to get a run accepted, which is why we see so many dogshit unoptimized indietrash "speedruns"
>>681915347Bubbles still banned for blazing it?>>681915490The Lovare stuff happened afterwards as far as I know. Not sure myself, but Blacktastic is the thing over which Pottow was fired.
>>681915450not a single person that publically distances themselves in such cases actually cares about anything.They just want to save their public image, so if some incident does not reach any critical mass in online media/forums and they don't expect it to do, they don't give single fuck
>>681915431we knew
>>681914559>I'm 100% sure Edenal himself samefags here with the help of at least one other personBet its the guy that thinks everyone is Gurafag
>black guy actually knows about the music
aasdasd
>woke up from some dogshit OCRemix being played during breakBack to sleep I go.
>>681915770and he's actually wrong, PID is a publisher, and they weren't involved in blazing chrome
so is esa officially kill? the main faces dropped out before this pastebin thing came out right
shave those yucky goatees. .
>>681915727no that's me and the other guy who made the schizo gurafag image
>>681915573Not quite. Pottoww quit well after the Blacktastic incident, not because of it.The thing is, this incident was kept so well under wraps I think Argick and a lot more well known streamers don't know anything about it. GDQ knows, but he is convenient for them to keep around because he's from a minority.
>>681915851Yes, Lovare did not kill ESA, she just stuck a knife into an already dying beast
>>681915824Are halo runs always good? I've never seen a bad one
>>681915947Theres some magic blessing protecting them
>SMW sickos
>>681915851tell me who the main faces and i'll try to tell you what happened to them
>>681915851>the main faces dropped outDepends on what you think the main faces are. What we know is that a lot of important runners left, and a lot more of important volunteers, and that they had to slash first 24/7, and now stream 2 because of lack of volunteers.Still, theer's well known names on the schedule:>Big Jon, ThaRixer, AEtienne, TimyTim, Kotti, Aeshmah, bbf_, Catalystz, Joshimuz, 360ChrismThat's less than usual, but far from>everyone left.>>681915893Thanks for clarification. We really need a pastebin for that, I'm messing this stuff up every time I think about it.
>>681915824i feel like i'm having a stroke but i swear the score distribution on some of these runs was different from yesterday
>>681912779Yes but only for me.
>>681916153So only privately?
>>681915947Nosee Cody Miller's Halo CE run, which is the reason why mercy killing runs as a concept even exists in GDQ
>Big Jonthe grommr stigma....
>>681916195i don't know how people forget that legendary disaster
>>681916107hes actively influencing the ratings now
>wants people to enjoy the music>keeps calling for donations
>>681916302The ballets arent trust worthy? How do I mail 4chan my votes?
>>681916220It's really old at this point, newer faces here probably haven't seen the ancient runs so I don't hold it against them
>>681916375It's a must watch for everyone new and old for sure
was a good run before this choke
>>681910781The transitioning process is absolutely devasting on your immune system. Also people that know they can't pass would rather hide their face.
>>681916082>they had to slash first 24/7, and now stream 2 because of lack of volunteersESA Summer won't have a single Final Fantasy run because of this. it's sad
I'm actually not interested in any of the runs remaining, they're either games I don't know or runs I don't care to see, except Super Metroid but that's at 1am my time.I'm just here to enjoy talking to people about video games.
>>681916562hes to blame for lack of 24/7 stream with his shitty legends event
>>681916576Me too
>>681916562>ESA Summer won't have a single Final Fantasy run
ESA can be saved by selling out to Saudi blood money.>"welcome to ESA Summer 2025, powered by Aramco!"
>>681916562I'm sooo looking forward to the Metako statement on all this. I have the feeling it could be the shitpost of the century.
>>681916562>ESA Summer won't have a single Final Fantasy run because of this. Mistakes into miracles
>>681915824In what way was the Link to the Past run trainwreck/cringekino? I'm a bit surprised since those are usually rock solid.
>>681916695S
>>681916695B
>>681916684Runner screwed up the out of bounds glitching and this caused a bunch of issues in his routing
>>681916695
>>681916695A
>>681916695BComfy morning run
>>681915824QRD on Wacca Reverse? Is it a "not a speedrun" issue?
>>681916695S but I didn't watch it.In fact I'm just going to vote everything else an S
>>681916695B, it was solid. Little disappointing no one got molested during the run, though.
>>681916695B for bobby
>>681916695I'm doin' him an A
>>681916695solid B
>>681916720That sucks. Thanks for the explanation.
>>681916667I somehow forgot that Riekelt existed, with everything going on.
>>681916695F
>>681916082the only two that matter. and they will be running back to back
>>681916695B+
Aw man I only saw the last 10 mins. I actually played this game ,it's a pretty solid classicvania clone.
>>681916562They are doing Strangers of Paradise>>681916594Orgs were the ones that wanted the Legends event to happen to test the no 24 hours streams
>>681916695C
>>681916905It's alright, but I felt like it tried to add gimmicks for the sake of gimmicksAlso the not-belmont walked a bit slow, and the girl is turbo fast in comparison
>>681916695Bmeh
>no good runs now until DK country
>>681916760>Not a speedrun>People constantly talking over the music>It's not at all obvious how much skill it takes to play the game compared to something like DDRThere was a DDR (or something like that) showcase a few G'sDQ ago that got a really high rating, so it's not like /v/ hates rhythm games or anything, this one just wasn't entertaining.
>more games no one has heard of or cares about
Made for irrumatio
is this a fucking phone game?
what is this shit
>Using shades insideBased
>>681917089It's the GBA version of DKC 3 so don't get your hopes up.
y'knowy'knowy'knowy'knowy'know
>shirt is the game he's runningis this another shill segment
cute!
>at least it's gonna be short->0:50:00
>>681917089im look forward to Qwest for Glory 2 being ran before that by /ourguy/ with the lisp who ran Kings Qwest last year
We have rayman at home
what the fuck is this shit
I love indie slop block! I love pixels! I clapped when I saw classic game reference!
>>681917316Are you retarded or/and ESL?
Downright peculiar.
Isn't this robot the PlayStation mascot, what's it doing in a Xbox game?
>shill gamesee you all in 50 minutes
>50 minute run of a 2D platformer
>dies over and over again on basic jumps
Jesus fuck, this is boring. Gonna take a nap.
boring but cozy
since this run is kinda ass and this thread consists of people who actually play video games, can i get some opinions on Plant vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2/Battle for Neighborville as a single player experience? they're sitting in my Steam cart since they look comfy, but i'm not touching the PvP modes with a 10 foot pole
it's better than a whole bunch of other shit which really doesn't belong in speedruns
>>681917363sorry i was busy and typed too fast but the Kings Qwest spelling was on purpose and was a run by the guy in question a couple of years ago
>>681917601I was referencing "im look forward".
>>681917548isnt the whole point of that game to play pvp? i havent played it but thats what i have gathered from seeing it
enter BigMig to use this pic in chat
>>681917741seems like it, but they have actual single player campaigns and i want to know if they're actually good or not
>>681917704I typed that in a hurry while doing something else
why are there so many unknown games (advertisements) this year
>>681917882Sure
I played more engaging freeware platformers in 2005.
>>681917882stop masturbating anon
The state of these games makes me question my life choices
>>681917964but it feels good
>>681916082i remember people announcing they were quitting but i dont want to prey into individuals
>shitty indie games for the next 4 hoursI'll go play some games see ya anons
>>681917964And what would I do instead? Watching a 50 minutes indie game speedrun?
What's so shit about this game?
The art assets look fine and the gamplay looks fine but this entire game feels like nothing, like less than the sum of its parts. What even is all this stuff I'm looking at?
>>681918137It's not "shit" as much as it's "nothing".
>>681916082>JoshimuzI'll watch his run
>>681918154Yeah, it looks competent but utterly uninspired.
ok but when is GOOD games
this game is the definition of "soulless"
Fuck the dog fuck the dog fuck the dog
>>681915851>got into ESA just in time to watch it dieLast summer was so damn fun, I thought oldschool GDQ vibes were finally back.
>>681918219anon, I...
>>681916180Yeah that's the general idea.
>>681917905Yes, the idea that I simply don't know how to use "I'm looking forward/I look forward to 'something'" makes much more sense then me typing in a rush and fucking that part of the sentence up.>>681917964No it gives me an energy boost during my midday slump
Just woke up, what did I miss since wacca?
>>681918247It's like the quintessential example of the kind of game people who studied "game design" would make. Completely overdesigned yet thoroughly unappealing and devoid of any sense of adventure or self-expression
>>681918356nothing
>>681918219>GOOD
>>681918356he got married with Lulu in XX-2
>>681918317Wait, jerking off energizes you? It always makes me sleepy.
ESA canceled?
i fucking fell asleep, what run are we watching again?
>>681918454Nobody knows.
>>681918454who knows
>>681918416When im sleepy/low energy and I jerk off it energizes me.
>>681918454some phone trash something i dont know
>>681918407imagine coming home after a day of playing water ball poorly and coming inside luluevery single day
>>681918493Huh. I'm the exact opposite. I masturbate when I want to sleep but am still in that weird inbetween state where your mind can't rest yet. Always does the trick.
>>681918219In a few hours bro
a GIRL starts running Disney's 102 Dalmatians: Puppies to the Rescue on FinnRuns in 7 minutes
>>681918643>baldurs gate 3>good speedrun
WAIT NO IT IS A TRANNY NO NONONO IT IS A TRANNY SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS
Mig?
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>681918580When its my bed time and my mind is still awake it does well to knock me out but if its midday and my mind is hazy it wakes me up.
>>681918247>>681918369I think the gameplay looks solid but the level design just screams "I placed these out in a gamemaker"Like there are no setpieces, just separate elements all of the roughly same size
>>681918580Same, I usually masturbate before sleeping. I think I might've Pavlov'd myself because I always feel like sleeping after fapping, even if I did during the day
>>681918736No just let it die
>>681918725where? did you accidentally look in the mirror?
>>681918643Should I watch the balders gate run and get spoiled? Or is ir worth playing
>>681918764>58wot
>>681918801yeah i aint linking it because this thread is pg13
>>681918662You made me look at it for a split second. Fuck you. Hope you burn in hell.
>>681918814no. it's wokeslop that shits on the legacy of original BG's
>>681918784I think that's one of the game gimmicks, being a level editor/maker.https://store.steampowered.com/app/792710/Levelhead_Platformer_Maker/
>>681918849BRO im so fucking sorry i got fooled as well at first when i was looking it's vods
why is nobody discussing the stream?
>>681918903look at whats on
>>681918580>>681918790Causes a flood of prolactin which makes you sleepy
>>681918814the game is like 100 hours long and the "main story" is the worst partyou wont really get spoiled outside of them getting some really good early items and using meme mechanics to defeat bosses quickly.in any case i'd recommend a walkthrough
>>681918881huh. That just makes it an even more odd game to speedrun.>800 reviewsdecently successful. As much as I wanna grill the game I'm kinda relieved it still has an audience, I guess.
>>681918926what do you mean? i thought you guys loved speedrunning?
>>681918814You're going to see about 1% of the game.
ur mr mig>>681918982>>681918982
>>681918881huh. that makes sense I guess, though I think the official levels should have a bit more sauce.
>>681918971This isn't speedrunning. It's an ad.
4 and a half hours until something good, fuck me
>>681918849yeah ok sorry not sorry she's a she after all
>>681918247it's a really generic looking game
